The Laid-back Life in Another World of the Ex-Hero Candidate Who Turned out to be a Cheat from Level

Chapter 42: Ha Ha Ha

The Golden Fox swinged the demonic suction gourd after absorbing Varissa.

“Even though you’re a lowly human, you can be useful in becoming a sacrifice to help us in destroying the Demon King”

*Kusu Kusu*

The silver fox looked at gold fox for a while and returned her gaze back to Uliminus.

“Now, give me that fan back to us kon, I might spare your life. I’m sure you don’t want to become like….”

Before she could finish her sentence, both of the foxes fell unconscious.

...wha, what happened kokon

Silver woke up from what seemed to be an eternal sleep and looked around, only to find the gold fox lying next to her. From the looks of it she determined she was right outside of the store

Gozaru came out of the store, seemingly in sync with their awake.

It happened, in a matter of millisecond after the silver fox extended her arms demanding the fan, Gozaru, with his invincible speed appeared in front of them in an instant and then punched them to oblivion, blasting them to outside.

“Yo...you, a mere human shouldn’t have this kind of power kon, tell me your name kon”

Gold fox shouted in anger and pointed the demonic suction gourd against Gozaru

Uliminus was looking at the scene from the sideline, in her shop , and she was ridiculing them in her head.

...Idiotic move nya...Only special idiots would fall for that trick nya, especially after seeing what they did already once…

“It’s Gozaru”

...The special idiot is this guy nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

The gold fox with her demonic sunction gourd smiled suspiciously.

“Gozaru!”

She called out his name.

...Idiotic move nya...Only special idiots would fall for that trick nya, especially after seeing what they did already once…

“What is it?”

...The special idiot is here nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Uliminus held her head as she screamed with great anguish in her mind.

Gold and silver fox smuggly smiled and their eyes contained immeasurable contempt against Gozaru

However, contrary to their expectation, Gozaru’s body wasn’t absobed inside the gourd.

Gold and Silver fox couldn’t accept this absurd reality.

“Go... Gozaru!”

“What is it?”

“Gozaru”

“What?”

“Gozaru! Gozaru Gozaruu!?”

“I’m asking ‘what’ already!”

At present, Gozaru, is the name the former demon king Gaul is using as an alias, therefore it isn’t his real name.

The magic item demonic suction gourd activates only when a person’s true name is called and is replied back.

..few minutes later

Silver and gold fox were rolling on the street looking like a ragged cloth.

The fight was one sided, with Gozaru having an absolute advantage with his stupidly powerful strength.

“....wha, why is this guy so strong...kokon”

“...We can’t even fight back...against a mere human…...kon”

Gozaru picked up the demonic suction gourd that were rolling away from the two foxes, ignoring the groaning and moaning of the two and placed the gourd in his mouth, then drank the content in one go.

The two looked at this scene dumbly with their jaws dropped all the way to the floor.

Inside the gourd, a dissolving liquid powerful enough to melt even the most durable dragon’s scale, and this human drank it without any care.

In front of the two who were perplexed, Gozaru spit out something from his mouth. It was Varissa.

“...Is your liver fine nya?”

Uliminus asked in concern.

“Aa, it’s not a big deal, all I might feel is some annoying pain for 2 to 3 days”

“I don’t need this anymore”

Gozaru crushed the demonic suction gourd he was holding.

“O, our aaaaaaaaaaa”

“Our ma, magic item! Noooooooooooooooooooooo!”

The gold and silver fox shrieked in pain, while still on the floor.

Gozaru approached Varissa who were thrown on the ground from the gourd, ignoring the two who kept skreeking in loss.

“Varissa, Are you ok? Are you alive?”

Varissa who were hugged by Gozaru opened her eyes slowly, however, her eyes has melted losing it's light, thus she couldn’t see anything.

“..Go, Gozaru-dono, I’m alive…...,I’m too ashamed to be looked at my current state”

“Why? You are beautiful as always?”

“What kind of stupid…., I can’t see but parts of my face and body is melted right? I….”

“Even so, you are beautiful. If you are really worried about your outer appearance then”

Gozaru reached Varissa’s head and soon, the light shrouded her entire body. The light healed her body and regrew the melted and dissolved parts, allowing Varissa to regain what was once proud dame.

“The appearance you were in, still shined with your beautiful and dignified heart”

“..I beg you, please forget about that...It hurts me as a woman”

Varissa proceeded to hug Gozaru in shame and trying to hide her womanly parts.

Behind the union of the two, the golden and silver fox stealthily made an escape from this hell hole.

...at that night in Furio’s household.

Thanks to Furio who came back and realized something was amiss with Gozaru, he was able to somehow escape the death sentence.

“That was dangerous Gozaru, the dissolving liquid has already spread inside your internal organs and started melting it. You could’ve died if you left it be”

Furio smiled bitterly while and continued on to his meal, as for Gozaru he was eating as if nothing happened.

“Is that so? Fumu,it seems like i don’t know much about my own body. Hahahaha”

Varissa were looking all red, like a tomato while staring at Gozaru

Next to her, Uliminus looked ill-humouredly at Varissa.

...Oh well, today wasn’t your fault nya

Uliminus lightly sighed as she picked up her chospticks and continued to her meal

..

“...wha, what is this kokon?”

Silver fox raised her voice as she looked around the base speechlessly.

The base was built in the natural cave but, the mountain which contained the cave were completely destroyed.

“Silver fox sister...the truth is while chiefs were out in the town a weird warrior attacked and…That guy was very strong and….he destroyed the entire mountain.”

Silver fox were astonished at the report from her subordinate

“Where is he kon? Of course you captured him kon right?”

“Tha, that...We were able to destroy his armour but he escaped afterward and...”

“Idiot! We were humiliated to this extent and you let him escape just like that kon!”

Gold fox screamed as she held her head in despair.

Their plan was to use this cave as a base to gather magic items that were spread across the continent, and use it to defeat the new demon king yuiguard, thus allowing them to replace the position.

But this little ambition of theirs came to a deadlock. They could only hold their head in regret and sadness.

..At the same time in certain forest.

“...we somehow survived...even that “insane man’sarmour” broke”

“Haiii, even though we destroyed that mountain which a mountain people lived completely”

“..We were a desperate ourselves, just leave it be. Rather, Allure”

“Yes?”

“Next time when getting the item’s information make sure to investigate it more properly”

“Yessuu, I understand blonde haired hero”