The Legend Of Konoha Iruka

Iruka's voice was loud, and coupled with the amplification of the loudspeaker, the whole hot spring bath heard the shameless announcement of "Jiraiya".

"Ah! There is a pervert", the female hot spring soup panicked.

"Down with the pervert Jiraiya!"

"Grab Jiraiya, I have never seen such a brazen person!"

The whole hot spring street is boiling.

Woman: How dare you spy on us, damn Jiraiya, must be killed.

Man: Peeping doesn't call us, damn Jiraiya, must be killed.

At this moment, Jiraiya looked at Iruka with a megaphone in hand, dumbfounded.

"You" Jiraiya was still a little confused.

"I, ha ha" Iruka raised her head proudly: "I just did what a man should do."

"Ta Ta Ta", Shenyue Izumo and Gang Zitie were close, and they were the first group to run over looking for a sound.

"Boss, I heard that there is a voyeur called Jiraiya, and he spreads shamelessly." Kamizuki Izumo was shocked: this voyeur Jiraiya is not only shameless, but also mentally retarded.

"Who is Jiraiya, isn't it this white-haired middle-aged uncle?" Gang Zitie was a little wary.

"It's not me." Jiraiya certainly wouldn't admit it. At this time, he would admit that he would not be beaten to death by angry people.

"Hehehe" Iruka smiled without saying a word, jiraiya, the sex demon, I will destroy you on behalf of the moon.

Jiraiya frustrated, and said helplessly: "It's all big perverts, why should your kid kill each other?"

"No, we are different" Iruka shook her head.

"What's the difference?" Jiraiya didn't quite understand.

"You are a middle-aged greasy old pervert, I am a handsome young pervert" Iruka.

"Uh" Jiraiya was startled: What you said is so reasonable, I can't refute it.

"Tatota...", footsteps rushed in, and a group of men rushed over around the towels.

Jiraiya shrank her neck, a little scared: "Boy, help me cover up the past, I owe you a favor."

"Haha, no problem." Iruka certainly won't really betray Jiraiya. He is also a big fan of "Intimate Paradise", although he has no good feelings for the author Jiraiya.

Soon, dozens of men rushed over with mops, sticks, and shovels, and looked at Iruka and the other four in angrily.

"Which is the pervert Jiraiya?" A leading man held a wooden stick.

Without waiting for Iruka and others to answer, the leading man analyzed it: "Perverts generally look rather wretched. These young people have beautiful faces, but at first glance they are not. This middle-aged man with white hair and greasy hair seems to be..."

"I'm not." Jiraiya waved his hand quickly, trying to find a place to get in. Peeping this kind of thing is private, although many men are perverts, but in the public are also admitted to a small number of people.

"Really?" The leading man didn't believe it.

"Yeah" Jiraiya nodded hurriedly, not forgetting to ask Iruka and others for help.

"Yes, he is not called Jiraiya" Iruka gave an innocent smile.

"Then what's his name?" The leading man hesitated.

"His name is..." Iruka paused: "His name is Hatake Kakadon. Look at his iconic white hair, it doesn't make sense for him not to have the surname Hatake."

The "his" leading man took a deep breath, which makes sense! Apart from the Hatake clan, Konoha really has few middle-aged people with gray hair.

"Well, Hatake Kakadong, we misunderstood you" the leading man said casually: "You continue to take a bath, I will ask if anyone saw any suspicious people?"

In an instant, the leading man led the team, and the satyr catchers moved on to other places.

"Huh" Jiraiya sighed softly and relaxed: It's not easy. This is the first time in his voyeuristic career that he has been so close to revealing his identity.

"Okay, boy, although I don't know your name, of course, I am not interested in knowing, well, let's see you by chance, I have to go to other places to collect materials." Jiraiya didn't even look at Iruka, so she was about to turn around and leave. .

"It turns out that you are the big Selang of Jiraiya" Shinyuki Izumo exclaimed.

"You stupid, don't yell." Jiraiya crossed her eyebrows and said coldly, "What kind of pervert are you talking about? I use peeping to stimulate inspiration, so that we can create better works."

"Let's lie less, don't make any more excuses" Shenyue Izumo didn't believe it at all.

"Shenyue Izumo, respect Jiraiya-sama" Iruka said seriously: "Although he has low moral quality and bad personality, he writes a little pornographic book such as "Intimacy Heaven", but he is one of Sannin and Orochimaru. People of the same level."

"Orochimaru" Kamizuki Izumo and Konkotetsu couldn't help being surprised. Orochimaru caused them fear and is still vivid. Is this Jiraiya... well, it doesn't look like it.

However, based on their trust in Iruka, Kamizuki Izumo and Gangzitetsu had to switch to pervert: "Hello, Lord Jiraiya!"

"No, I'm not good" Jiraiya waved his hand: "I hate people who don't know how to respect others, especially people who don't respect me, and I don't like men either."

"Uh" Shenyue Izumo was a little embarrassed: "Well...Well, I think your "Intimate Paradise" is fascinating and interesting."

"Huh, that novel is a banned work of 18, are you sure you read it? Don't lie." Jiraiya didn't believe it at all.

"Of course I did," Shenyue Izumo argued: "And I mean it has a good reputation. Even Hokage-sama is a fan of your book."

"Hehe, flattering is useless, I still don't believe it." Jiraiya sneered: "I am a fairy after all, how can I believe the jokes of your little boy!"

"What I said is true, you have never heard of a word about Hokage: This year, no gifts will be accepted, but only "Intimate Paradise" will be accepted." Shenyue Izumo vowed and found a copy from Kabuto The hardcover version of "Intimate Paradise".

"Oh my God" Jiraiya finally believed: "I didn't expect you to take a yellow book when you go to the hot springs. You really are my loyal fan."

"Master Jiraiya, in fact, the three of us have done a lot of research on "Intimacy in Heaven", and we still have some insights and experiences." Iruka took out a small notebook: "I also recorded them as essays."

"Really?" Jiraiya leaned over and looked at Iruka's essays, laughing from time to time with "hehehe".

"Master Jiraiya, I have a bold idea." Iruka said, ""In modern society, everyone’s emotional world is very empty and the market potential is huge. You are also an expert in the field of love action. If you can direct a few movies ..."

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