The Legend Of Konoha Iruka

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"Guji", Toad Wen looked at Wan She too much, oh no, Wan She hung the barbecue on his body and swallowed fiercely.

"What are you looking at? Where do you look? Dead Toad!" Wan She's mouth was very poisonous.

"Look at you Zhedi" Toad Wentai was dissatisfied.

"There is a one-on-one match" Wan She showed his fangs, and was about to open the film immediately.

"Who's afraid of whom" Toad Wentai directly drew Short Sword from his waist, already in a first-level combat state.

The big seagull hurriedly dissuaded: "Two people, what can't be solved on the wine table, why do we need to be at a standstill?"

"Humph" Wan She took a bite of the barbecue.

"Humph" Toad Wen swallowed too much.

"The two bosses, do you want to gather at the Konoha barbecue restaurant? I am a treat. I am the Summoning of the seagull, and I don't care about the money." Iruka knows the current affairs and gives the seagull a lot of face.

"Okay, okay", it wasn't Wanshe or Toad Bunta who spoke, but Jiraiya. As soon as he heard Iruka asking for a treat, he was instantly overwhelmed. Although he is considered to be wealthy, compared with Konoha's richest man, his wealth is really thin.

"Jiraiya" Toad Wen was too embarrassed: "Can you still point your face! Look at what other Summoning people are doing, and then look at you, look for the gap, look for the moral gap between the two people, not ashamed ?"

"Not ashamed!" Jiraiya's face has been tempered since childhood.

"Swipe", Toad Wen was too direct to hit the knife. This was the first blow it played today, and it was used on its Summoning ~ Jiraiya.

"Fuck me." Jiraiya couldn't do so, was shaved off a strand of white hair, and fell a dog to eat shit by the way.

"Good job." In an instant, there was thunderous applause in the entire forest. Everyone saw that Jiraiya was unhappy for a long time.

Toad Wen is too waving his claws, and it's been a long time since he did such a popular thing.

"Puff", Jiraiya pulled his face from the ground, a little frustrated: "Wentai, so many people are watching, can't you give me some face?"

"You didn't give me face for the first time" Toad Wen was too arrogant: "Look at the treatment of other Summoning beasts, and then look at myself. I am ashamed for myself. Why did you sign up for such a thing at the time!"

"Wentai, you are too right" Sarutobi Hiruzen gave a thumbs up and gave a thumbs up.

Other Konoha Shinobi people also echoed.

"I heard that Jiraiya likes to peek at girls in the bath, from the eighty-year-old old woman to the underage girl, none of them will be spared" Konoha Shinobi 1 looked disgusted.

"Nausea, vomit~" Konoha Shinobi spit out first, and then said: "Do you know "Intimate Paradise"? It was written by Jiraiya's sex monster. It was published in the past few years, and now it publishes several copies a year. He has ruined more good women."

"Well, I heard that Jiraiya is preparing to shoot the Konoha fever series of love action movies recently. Every actress who comes to apply for an application can't escape his clutches. It's really horrible!" Konoha Shinobi 3 sighed.

"Jiraiya, you..." The veins on Sarutobi Hiruzen's forehead burst.

"Well, well, I know, I know you want to scold me, don't bother you to move your mouth, I will scold myself a hundred times in my heart" Jiraiya has an indifferent attitude.

"I..." Sarutobi Hiruzen's egg hurts. Jiraiya is a hedgehog, so there is no way to utter it!

"Ahhh!" Toad Wentai sprayed on Jiraiya's body with a spit, dripping him through from top to bottom.

"I believe you, Wen Tai, you" Jiraiya became irritable.

"Yes, I did it deliberately. I know you want to hit me. Don't bother to do it. I've beaten myself to death in my heart." Hey, let alone, Toad Wentai's eloquence is very good, just one sentence Jiraiya was blocked.

"Wen Tai, you are so sweet" Sarutobi Hiruzen was very touched, and of course a bit regretful: Why is such a good Summoning beast? Will you sign a contract with a bad guy like Jiraiya? Alas, it is estimated that I was deceived by my young ignorance.

"I'm going." Jiraiya really took it. He had to resort to his assassin: "Bunta, today Konoha barbecue restaurant, eat and drink whatever you like. I invite you, not only you, ten thousand snakes, and the big seagull. I’m all inclusive! Don’t grab anyone from me!"

"Hehehe" Toad Wen was too happy on the spot: "You said you Jiraiya, this is a trouble, if you said that, I won't bother you. Come on, I'll clean it up for you."

"Sucking", Toad Wentai stretched out his tongue and rolled up Jiraiya.

"Help, let me go, the more you lick, the dirtier you are!" Jiraiya's wailing voice made everyone feel relaxed and happy.

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Magnificent sunset.

Konoha Barbecue Restaurant ushered in three talented players today, No. 1 Ten Thousand Snakes, No. 2 Toad Bunta, and No. 3 Seagull.

They contracted all the grilled meats and all the drinks at Konoha BBQ!

"I'm telling you, Wen Tai, you can't talk about eating." Wan She raised his head proudly: "I'm alone against you both."

"Fart, I'm not convinced you said that" Toad Wen patted his stomach too much, disdainfully said: "See you? Big belly, this is all eaten!"

"Humph" Wan She was very contemptuous: "There is a fart, I just didn't completely let go of eating. If I let go of eating, it won't be a problem to eat for a few years."

"The weight of a few years!" The seagull admires it very much. Birds will never do this.

"If you have the ability, don't be forced, singled out." Toad Wentai is not a master who admits defeat.

"I can't help myself" Wan She sneered: "The shopkeeper, bring me all Konoha's food. I will now teach this toad how to be a snake!"

"Ignorance! The shopkeeper, bring me all Konoha's drinks, and I want to teach this snake how to make toads!" Toad Wentai didn't persuade him.

"But, but" the shopkeeper hesitated, but looking at the size of Wan She and Toad Wentai, he didn't dare to speak.

"Say!" Toad Wen was too generous, and even if it died today, it still had to teach the snake a lesson.

"Uh" the store finally gathered up the courage and asked in a low voice, "Two Summoning beasts, you know, Konoha has a lot of food and drinks, and the money spent is not a small amount. This store is small, I'm afraid..."

"You are short of money, look for him" Toad Wen pointed at Jiraiya too.

"Yes, find me" Jiraiya's heart is bleeding, just a short while ago, the snakes have eaten millions of taels, if you let go of it...

"Guest, how many memories do you have on your body?" The shopkeeper whispered: "I will go out later. If I don't bring a few hundred million, I'm afraid I won't be able to meet the needs of the two Summoning beasts."

Jiraiya pounced.

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