The Local Lazy Man System

"Yiyi, don't you feel diarrhea?"

Two hours passed, and Chu Yiyi showed no signs of diarrhea, Ma Lin couldn't help asking.

"No, I'm still a little hungry, and I don't feel like going to the toilet. I think my diarrhea should be cured."

Chu Yiyi said. As long as Chu Yiyi eats these days, she will definitely have diarrhea in less than an hour. The more she eats, the more times she will have diarrhea.

And I ate so much at noon. It has been two hours now, and I have no signs of diarrhea. Chu Yiyi knew that the "salt tea" must have worked, and her diarrhea was basically cured.

"No, it'll be fine soon."

Marlene said in disbelief. There are so many doctors and even professors in my school who have diarrhea that cannot be cured. Just drink a cup of boiled water with "salt tea" and it will heal immediately. This is incredible.

"What? You still want me to have diarrhea for a few more days?"

No more diarrhea, plus having a full meal at noon, the whole person has some strength, and Chu Yiyi, who is in a good mood, jokingly said.

"No, I didn't mean that, I just thought it was a little weird." Ma Lin said quickly.

"It's really amazing, just such a simple 'salt tea' actually cured Yiyi's diarrhea." Yang Hanyun also said in surprise.

"What simple 'salt tea', do you know how this 'salt tea' is fried, and what is the secret recipe in it? Let me tell you, the 'salt tea' fried by my brother glory is definitely not simple, otherwise it will not be It will take effect so quickly, which is several times better than the medicine prescribed by the doctors in our school."

Ye Shuting said. Now the "salt tea" sent by her brother Glory has cured Chu Yiyi's illness, which makes Ye Shuting very proud.

"How is it that it is several times better than the medicine prescribed by the doctors in the school, it is simply not of the same grade. The medicine prescribed by the doctor in the school has no effect at all. After a cup of Glory's 'salt tea', the disease will be cured. Well, it can't be better at all."

Chu Yiyi said in a good mood. Chu Yiyi sincerely thanked Ye Rongyao for the "salt tea" sent to her. Without this "salt tea", Chu Yiyi would not know how long she would have to stretch her stomach. Not to mention the pain, it also seriously affected herself. of learning.

"Now you know that my brother Glory is amazing." Ye Shuting said proudly.

"Tingting, can you give me that 'salt tea', one day I have diarrhea, so I will drink a cup of it." Ma Lin said to Ye Shuting, who was across from the bed.

"Don't you believe that this 'salt tea' can cure Yiyi's illness?" Ye Shuting rolled her eyes at Ma Lin and said. Ye Shuting now has some revenge.

"That's not because I didn't know the effect at first. If I knew the effect was so good, how dare I underestimate it? You can give me a little bit. If I don't have a lot, give me half." Ma Lin said.

"It's not more than half, Tingting, I only need one third, you can give me one third."

Yang Hanyun said. Now Yang Hanyun is also jealous of the bottle of "salt tea" in Ye Shuting's hand, which is simply a magic medicine for diarrhea.

"This is what Brother Glory did to treat my diarrhea. This 'salt tea' should belong to me." Chu Yiyi said unwillingly.

Chu Yiyi couldn't guarantee that she would not have diarrhea like this time in the future, so she wanted to take that bottle of "salt tea" as her own. This "magic medicine" for treating diarrhea, everyone needs medicine.

"I want it now, let me tell you, there's no way, this bottle of 'salt tea' was sent to me by Brother Honor, I won't share it, you guys are going to have diarrhea, but I can take out some and let you drink it ."

Ye Shuting said. Ye Shuting could treasure this bottle of "salt tea" sent to her by her brother Glory, which was sent to her by her brother Glory.

"Stingy.

"

The girls said sadly.

...

With one month left at the end of the year, every household starts to get busy. Ye Rongrong's house is no exception. Every year before the year, the house must be cleaned, which means that this year's disasters will be cleared away and the new year will come.

No, there is still a month before the Chinese New Year, and Ye Rongyao was called by Liu Qingqing to help clean up the whole yard.

This time, it is a comprehensive cleaning, and all the places in the yard will be cleaned once. No matter how big a yard is, it will take three or four days to clean up.

It doesn't mean that after this cleaning, it will not be cleaned this year. About five or six days before the new year, the yard should be cleaned again, but the scope of the cleaning was not so extensive at that time, mainly to clean the main parts of the house. , it looks very clean.

A year of cleaning can remove a lot of rubbish in the house, and then uniformly take it to the open space outside the yard and light it up. The thick black smoke rises straight up, and it can be seen from a distance, and the pungent smell keeps coming. .

The animals in the house didn't like the smell either, so they stayed far away.

After ten days of cleaning, the whole yard is much tidy, and the cobwebs on the roof beams and in the yard are also much less. Basically, as long as the cobwebs are found, they have been cleaned up. There are no less than a hundred dead spiders.

...

"At three o'clock this afternoon, Ye Rong made his fortune to kill pigs. If anyone in the village needs meat, he can go to Ye Rong to make his fortune."

After lunch, the voice of the old village chief Ye Xianghai came from the big broadcast in the village.

Every year when the Chinese New Year is approaching, the people who raise pigs in the village will kill the pigs for the New Year. After the killing, they will basically sell them except for some of them to eat at home. Southerners do not have the habit of killing pigs to make bacon. Killing pigs and selling meat is a good way to make some money for the New Year.

At this time, if the villagers need meat, they can go to his house to buy it, and the price is definitely much cheaper than the market. After all, there are no middlemen. These days, in any business, it is the middlemen who make the most money.

Another point is that the meat of this domestic pig is more delicious and healthier than the feed pigs bought in the market. This freshly killed pork is very fresh.

Basically, whoever slaughtered the pigs, most of the pork was distributed by the people in the village, and not much or even none were actually sold in the market.

"Husband, brother Rongfa kills pigs, let's go and see."

Liu Qingqing said to Ye Rongyao. Liu Qingqing has grown up so big, and he has never seen the scene of butchering a pig, so he is a little curious. Of course, let Liu Qingqing watch it alone, but Liu Qingqing doesn't dare. After all, the bloody scene is quite scary. With his man by his side, Liu Qingqing feels safe and won't be afraid.

Because the manuscript needs to be saved to be put on the shelf, the update will be restored to two shifts, nine in the morning and three in the afternoon, before it is put on the shelf. I can't help it.

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