The Local Lazy Man System

"Sister Qingqing, Linlin, Xiaojuan, let's paste the Spring Festival couplets." Ye Shuting said excitedly after the calligraphy of the Spring Festival couplets was finished.

"OK."

Neither Liu Qingqing nor Ma Lin have posted Spring Festival couplets, and they are also very excited.

"It's too tall, I can't stick it, I'll go get a stool." Because the couplet was to be posted relatively high, several women were not tall enough, so they had to step on the stool and stick it.

Although Ye Rongyao was about 1.8 meters tall, he could have posted the Spring Festival couplets without using a stool, but Ye Rongrong didn't go up to help, but watched with interest how many women posted the Spring Festival couplets.

If you go up by yourself, you will paste the Spring Festival couplets in three or two times, then it will be meaningless. Watching a few women busy posting the couplets, it feels like the Chinese New Year is fast approaching.

"Tingting, are the Spring Festival couplets glued?"

Liu Qingqing asked while standing on the stool. After all, it is his own home to post the Spring Festival couplets, so Liu Qingqing decided to do the work of posting the Spring Festival couplets by himself, and let Ye Shuting and the others do it for him.

"It'll be fine right now."

Ye Shuting's three daughters hurriedly put the paste on the back of the Spring Festival couplets. Why not stick the Spring Festival couplets with glue instead of paste?

In addition to the fact that Huaxia has always used paste to paste the Spring Festival couplets, there is another reason that the paste is used to paste the Spring Festival couplets, it is easy to tear off, and after scrubbing with water, you can't see any paste marks at all, but using glue is different, not good Not to mention, it is difficult to clean up.

"Wife, be careful."

Seeing Liu Qingqing sticking Spring Festival couplets on the stool, Ye Rongyao said worriedly. Ye Rongrong looked at her wobbly appearance and was really worried that she would fall.

"Isn't there a husband here? Will you let me fall?" Liu Qingqing looked at Ye Rongrong and said.

"Of course not." Ye Rongyao said with certainty.

"That's fine!"

Liu Qingqing said with a blank look at his man. As long as her man is by her side, Liu Qingqing feels that she has a special sense of security.

From Liu Qingqing's point of view, he is now the housewife of the family, and he does the job of posting couplets. If he lets other women post the couplets, it will make him, the hostess of the family, embarrassed.

"Sister Qingqing,

A little higher on the left. "

Ye Xiaojuan took a few steps outside and stood three or four meters away. Check whether the Spring Festival couplets are neat or not. You must know that the couplet cannot be posted with too much difference in height, otherwise it will look very awkward.

"Is this okay?"

Liu Qingqing raised the Spring Festival couplets a little higher to the left.

"Higher, higher."

The parrot "Ying Ying" joined in the fun and shouted from the side. Watching everyone post Spring Festival couplets, this little guy is more excited than anyone else. With his wife "Wenwen", he has been watching the excitement on the side.

No, seeing that everyone ignored its existence, and began to feel a little lonely, and joined in to help.

"Hehe, Yingying. Don't make trouble." Ye Shuting said to "Yingying" with a smile.

These days, several women have become familiar with the animals of Ye Rongrong's family, and they are no longer surprised by the magic of these animals. There is a saying, yes, it is a habit that comes naturally.

The surprise was a lot, and the girls got used to it, but the girls still liked these animals from Ye Rongrong's house very much. It was because they were too smart and too spiritual. Basically you can understand what people say.

Especially this parrot "Ying Ying" is the most amazing. This IQ is no worse than that of a three-year-old child.

"Sister Qingqing, that's all it takes." Ye Xiaojuan said after looking from the left, then to the right.

After all, it's not so easy to stick a door to the door. If it sticks crookedly, others will make a joke when they see it.

"There is also a cross link."

Ye Shuting handed Henglian to Liu Qingqing.

"It's too high for me to post."

Ye Rongyao's beam on the gate of the yard is two meters five high, even if Liu Qingqing is standing on the stool, he can't reach it.

"I'm going to carry the gable ladder."

Ye Shuting thought for a while and said. such a high height. You can only use the herringbone ladder, otherwise the women will not be able to reach it.

"Look for a herringbone ladder, I'll do it."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile. Anyway, I was idle and I was idle, so I helped them paste the couplets.

"Husband. Today's job of posting the Spring Festival couplets, just leave it to a few of us women. You don't need your help."

Liu Qingqing shook his head and said. Now Liu Qingqing is addicted to posting couplets, and she doesn't let Ye Rongyao help.

"Then I'll move the herringbone ladder for you." Ye Rongyao said helplessly. It seems that today I am an idler.

However, the herringbone ladder in my home is made of solid wood and is very heavy. There are 50 to 60 kilograms in weight, these girls who don't have a few kilograms of strength all over their bodies will definitely not be able to carry them unless two people carry them together, so Ye Rongrong feels that this kind of rough work should be done by himself.

Who made himself like Lianxiangxiyu?

Soon Ye Rongyao helped a few women move the herringbone ladder over. Liu Qingqing stepped on the herringbone ladder and started to stick to the horizontal joint. He was afraid that his woman would fall, so Ye Rongyao had to hold on to the herringbone ladder, just in case. .

Soon, the girls posted the Spring Festival couplets on the gate of the yard.

"Husband, how are you?"

After posting the Spring Festival couplets, Liu Qingqing asked her man excitedly. This is the first time Liu Qingqing has posted a couplet when he is so old, and he has a great sense of accomplishment.

"Not bad, very good, quite good." Ye Rongyao looked at it and nodded in praise.

"Hehe, Brother Glory, you've said so much, to sum it up in two words, not bad." Ma Lin said with a smile.

"Didn't I emphasize that the Spring Festival couplets posted by my wife are good?"

Ye Rongrong said with a smile. There are a few more people at home, which is more lively than usual.

...

By the time the four people posted the Spring Festival couplets, it was already eleven o'clock in the morning.

"What do you want for lunch?"

Looking at the watch on his hand, it was time to make lunch, Ye Rongrong asked the girls. These women have been busy all morning at their own house, and I have to take care of their lunch.

"Brother Glory, listen to my grandfather, the egg fried rice you make is the best, isn't it?" Ye Shuting asked.

"It's okay, any dish I cook is delicious anyway."

Ye Rongyao said somewhat contentedly. But what about egg fried rice? It's a little greasy, and eating a little less makes it delicious, but if you eat egg fried rice for three or five days, you'll get tired of it quickly.

"Then let's eat egg fried rice at noon. Brother Honor's fried egg fried rice, even my grandfather talks about it every day, it must taste very delicious."

Ye Shuting said. Ye Shuting just wanted to try the egg fried rice made by her brother Glory.

"Wife, what about you, what do you want for lunch?"

Ye Rongrong asked Liu Qingqing. If his wife didn't want to eat egg fried rice, Ye Rongyao wouldn't cook egg fried rice. The world is big and his wife is the biggest. His wife's opinion will always be higher than that of Ye Shuting's three daughters.

Absolutely one-vote veto power.

"Husband, I also want to eat the egg fried rice you made."

Liu Qingqing said. Since the last time he ate the delicious egg fried rice made by his man, Liu Qingqing has never eaten the egg fried rice made by his man again, and he misses the delicious taste of the egg fried rice made by his man very much.

"Well, I'll have egg fried rice at noon."

Ye Rongrong saw that his wife also wanted to eat egg fried rice, so he made egg fried rice at noon. It didn't take much time to make egg fried rice, and it was easy. (To be continued.)