The lone wolf of Freyrdrand

: Akali’s Prank

Wei Li does not exist on any map of this world.

Lothar once saw this sentence in the book Swain gave, but when he turned his head, he saw the location of Wei Li marked in big red letters on the map he gave.

“That old man really likes to show off his knowledge.” Lothar thought.

Not only the location of Weili, Swain even wrote clearly to Lothar how to enter Weili.

Don’t be greedy, don’t destroy the plants and trees near Weili, don’t step on reptiles and lizards, basically you can get in.

Although there are doubts about whether the method given by Swain is true, but since the three of Lothar have successfully entered Weili, there is nothing to say.

Viri is a port village, and the market is very big. There are merchants from all over Ionia, and some even sell magic items. Although Lothar is a little jealous, but he is penniless now, so he can only give up in order not to cause trouble.

“I’m looking for a place to stay tonight.” Sirik stopped and said to the two, “Gather here in an hour.”

“One hour” Lothar couldn’t understand.

“It’s the two clocks in Noxus time.” Karan explained.

“Why did you go out of your way to find someone to live in? I saw that there are many teahouses and inns nearby that can accommodate people,” Lothar asked.

“It’s not because of him.” Sirik pointed to Karan. “There are everyone in the inn. If his identity is exposed, we will have to flee.”

Karan didn’t say a word, completely hiding himself in the cloak.

“Okay, then I just happened to go shopping nearby.” Lothar said.

“Don’t cause trouble.” Sirik reminded again and again.

“Don’t worry, I won’t be stolen from my purse.” Lothar smiled at the ugly Sirik, and left first.

“It’s an hour, let’s go and see what you haven’t seen in the market first.”

Losa wandered around, and even tasted a little bit of the fruit called “Blood Lychee” peddled by the peddler. It was sweet and thirst-quenching, and it was much more delicious than the wild fruit found in Wei Liwai.

“According to what Karan and Sirik said, does this mean that the spirit of the land in Weili has been slightly affected by the war…” Lothar observed the surroundings. The life of the local people is still relatively normal and prosperous, but the impact of the war can still be felt. visible. From time to time, armed militia organizations hurried past, and occasional commotions of theft and robbery could be heard.

“It seems that Weili is not completely a paradise.” Lothar used his newly learned words, which are called “idioms” in Ionia, and are simplified words condensed through past allusions and stories. Lothar finds it very interesting that a short word can express very complex meanings.

Lothar turned into an intersection, and the foot that was about to step out stopped in the air.

Right under his feet, there is a piece of banana peel.

“She hasn’t given up yet.” Losa thought a little speechlessly.

Yes, Lothar found out that he was being followed half an hour ago. The person who was following him was the little girl who stole Sirik’s purse just now.

Lothar didn’t really want to cause trouble, so he simply ignored her. Who knew that this girl was sticking behind him like brown sugar, and resorted to many tricks to trouble Lothar.

She called a few sparrows to fly to Lothar’s head, trying to sneak attack with bird droppings, but Lothar dodged it.

She also found a few toads that stood in Lothar’s way. Even though she didn’t know what they were, Lothar knew just by looking at the colorful bumps on their backs that she would definitely be poisoned if she touched them.

Lothar turned his head and looked to one side. Beside him was a monkey raised by a busker. It was grinning at Lothar and holding a banana in its hand. Obviously, the piece of banana peel was its masterpiece.

“Is this girl a beast spirit walker? How could she find so many animals to hinder me?” Lothar sighed, strode over the banana peel, and accelerated her walking speed.

He dodged and turned into a corner, leaning his back against the bamboo wall, holding his breath.

Lothar heard a mess of footsteps, very light, but they were indeed coming towards him.

A petite figure ran into Lothar’s sight.

Lothar hugged forward violently, and the little girl was hugged tightly by him.

But there was no warm and soft touch in the hand. A puff of smoke erupted from the little girl, followed by a set of ropes, which grabbed Lothar’s entire body.

“It’s been tricked!” Lothar fell to the ground, and the rope net tightened more and more, completely binding him up.

“Hahahahaha!” The little girl’s laughter came from above Lothar’s head. The little girl with bright eyes and big eyes was sitting on the roof of the bamboo house, eating a banana, with her two calves dangling happily, “You think Will I be caught by you twice! This time I caught you!”

She jumped off the roof, looked at Lothar condescendingly, and put her hips on her hips, triumphantly: “Beg me for mercy, say three times to Master Akali, and buy me ten more hawthorn candies, and I will never forget my fault!” putYou go! ”

“Akali” Lothar was lying on the ground, looking at the little girl, “This is your name”

“That’s right!” Akali threw the leftover banana peel on Lothar’s face, and stepped on Lothar’s chest. “Remember! The one who defeated you was [Shadow Fist] Akali!”

Lothar looked at Akali seriously. The little girl is very delicate, with bright eyes and bright teeth. She is a typical beauty. She will definitely fascinate a lot of people when she grows up.

It’s a pity that this girl is really a bit rough.

His long black hair was messy, obviously not combed, just tied in a braid at the back of his head casually with a hair tie. The clothes he was wearing had more than a dozen patches, large and small, and the trouser legs were longer on one side and shorter on the other. The fabrics of the elbows and knees were all worn out, and there were many old scars and new wounds on the exposed flesh. At first glance, it looked like a wild girl who liked to crawl around.

Lothar looked at Akali, not only was he not angry, but a sense of intimacy arose in his heart. When he was a child in the Freljord, he also looked like such a wild child. She was much more embarrassed.

“What are you looking at!” Akali stomped on Lothar’s chest, “Call me Mrs. Akali! The tone must be respectful! Hurry up…”

Before Akali could finish her sentence, her feet wearing bamboo sandals suddenly felt a chill.

Akali hurriedly wanted to pull her leg off, but the ice had completely frozen her toes, and the ice layer was still slowly spreading along the instep to her ankle. The ice connected Lothar’s chest and Akali’s feet, no matter what she did I couldn’t pull it out even with all my strength.

“You’re a mage! You’re cheating!” Seeing that she couldn’t move her foot, Akali simply stood on Lothar’s body, and stomped on Lothar’s life forcefully with the other foot.

“This girl has a lot of dirty tricks!” Losa blasted the rope net with cold air, grabbed Akali’s leg with one hand, turned over and pressed her to the ground, “Don’t move around! Or I’ll eat you!”

“Who are you bluffing! Eat as much as you want!” Akali struggled to get up, but the extreme cold made her unable to do so.

“What do you mean by bluff?” Lothar’s Ionian language is still not very proficient, and Akali’s accent is different from that of Sirik and Karan, making her a little dazed.

Akali seized the opportunity, slipped one leg between Lothar’s legs, and pushed her knee up quickly.

“Ah!” The severe pain made Lothar cry out, and the strength to hold Akali was also a little weaker.

Akali quickly pulled out a handful of diamond-shaped spikes from her waist, and stabbed towards Lothar’s chest.

Stab!

Spike quasi [resource; source’ group]: 9? 8; 0; 2? . 0′. 5,,8″5.;6 was inserted exactly into Lothar’s heart.

Akali was petrified.

She just wanted to play a prank, she didn’t want to kill this person at all.

“I must be dreaming…”

The blood dripped down on Akali’s face, and the cold fishy smell was extremely real, reminding her that it was not a dream.

Akali let go of her hand at a loss, the sharp blade stuck in Lothar’s chest, and blood flowed out.

A lot of blood flowed out, all poured on Akali’s face, turning into… a banana peel.

“Ah…” Akali was completely dumbfounded.

Lothar picked up the bloody banana peel and proudly dangled it in front of the stunned Akali: “Quick, call me Lord Luosha.”

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Nine oxen and two tigers… It means the strength of nine oxen and two tigers, and it describes very strong strength…

why! Why nine cows and two tigers! What is the basis for the person who coined this word [resource; source’ group]: 9? 8; 0; 2? . 0′. 5,,8″5.;6 This number is fixed! Why not ten thousand cows and ten thousand tigers! This is illogical!

God, these damn idioms… I will never learn Ionian…

——Complaint from a student of the Language Department of Piltover University