The lone wolf of Freyrdrand

Three: The Yordle Girls

“Bobby! You’re back!”

Lulu pushed open the door of her small garden, and attacked her friend with a hug full of 70% friendship and 30% mischievousness.

“Get lost!” A yordle girl in military uniform kicked Lulu away with a look of disgust on her face.

Lulu rolled several times on the ground, then rolled back in front of Tristana with a grunt.

Lulu hugged the yordle girl, with a smile on her face: “Help me, Bobby, Lulu has encountered a problem.”

“I’m not Bobby!” The yordle girl grabbed Lulu’s face and pulled it hard to deform it. “I’m Cui-s-ta-na!”

“Tristana?” Lulu looked at the yordle girl in bewilderment, “God, you and Bobby really look alike, and the little wrinkles on your nose are exactly the same when you’re angry.”

“It looks completely different! And didn’t I tell you many times, if you can’t tell the face apart, you will recognize what we are carrying.” Tristana patted her back, which was almost the same as her whole body Big cannon, “I’m the one with the cannon, and Poppy is the one with the hammer.”

“Well…it’s so difficult.” Lulu put the question behind her in a blink of an eye, “Don’t worry about it! Tristana, help me!”

Tristana pointed to the little fairy on Lulu’s hat: “Don’t you have Pixar, just let it help you.”

“Pixar is a good friend, but its ideas are always weird and difficult to realize.” Lulu scratched Pixar a few times with her finger, and the little fairy turned Lulu’s finger into a lollipop as soon as she stretched out her hand.

“Good!” Lulu happily sucked her finger.

Tristana looked at Lulu with a headache. Although she also knew many weird people, including human yordles, there was no one as difficult and annoying as Lulu.

“But I can’t leave her alone, or God knows what big troubles she will make.” Tristana dragged Lulu into the small garden, and put her cannon on the ground, a group of eggplants with arms and legs Help hold the cannon.

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“Tell me, what’s the matter with you?” Tristana helped Lulu put her big pointed hat on straight, “Did you forget the way to the material realm? Or did you accidentally eat Teemo’s mushroom and get sick again? ”

Lulu sucked her sugar finger, and said vaguely: “Don’t tear it up, it’s because the one I raised is too small.”

“Little bird? What’s the matter? Don’t you raise some weird animals every day? Where’s the big dragon you brought back last time?”

“I raised it too fat, it can’t turn gray…… Huh.” Lulu pulled out her finger and started to poke Tristana’s mouth, “You eat it too! It’s so sweet!”

“Don’t stretch it out! It’s so dirty!” Tristana slapped Lulu’s hand away. “That’s why I say you guys from the magic school are troublesome. It’s better not to use magic, and the machine is the best!”

Lulu burst into tears all of a sudden: “Wow! Tristana was also taken away by Rambo and the others! No one will play with me in the future! Wow!”

“I will always play with you.” Tristana hugged Lulu, coaxing her like a child.

Lulu burst into laughter immediately, and the teardrops on her face turned into jelly beans and rolled to the ground. She pressed Tristana’s face and kept rubbing it back and forth.

“What a moody guy.” Tristana hugged Lulu helplessly, “How is your little bird?”

Lulu let go of Tristana, took off the pointed hat, and went in with her little hands to search around: “I found it, it’s her!”

A small round sparrow with purple feathers was grabbed by Lulu. The small round sparrow looked very irritable and kept pecking at Lulu’s hand: “Go to hell! Smelly yordle! Go to hell! Hurry up! I change back!”

Tristana’s entire face was wrinkled together: “Hey, Lulu, this bird, you couldn’t have turned it into a bird, did you?”

“Huh? It wasn’t Lulu who changed.” Lulu looked innocent.

“It’s no wonder! It’s you!” Little Yuanque struggled to get out of Lulu’s grasp, “And I’m not a stinky human being! I’m vastaya! My name is Xia!”

“Poor little bird, it’s starting to talk nonsense.” Lulu sadly began to wipe her tears.

Tristana knew half of what came out of Lulu’s mouth.Unable to believe the words, she snatched the little round bird from Lulu’s hand and said to her: “Xia, you are vastaya”

“That’s right.” Xia became a little quieter. The yordle girl in front of her seemed to be different from Lulu. She had a serious face, more like a normal person. “Let this idiot get me back!”

Tristana looked at Lulu: “Tell me, what’s going on?”

“Toot, toot, toot, toot!” Lulu didn’t hear what Tristana was saying at all, and ran to a distance to chase a little rabbit.

“I don’t know what you guys want to do, but I just want to change back now!” Xia pecked Tristana’s hand a few times, “I have to go back to the land of the first birth! My lover is so handsome! Hooked up by other sluts!”

“If Lulu really turned you into this, then only she can turn you back.”

“You’re talking nonsense! That lunatic used weird magic all day long to turn me back into me! But every time he almost killed me!” Xia’s feathers stood on end, “If it weren’t for that little fairy named Pixar Ling rescued me a few times, and I would have died long ago!”

“Lulu has such a temper, no one can cure her.” Tristana grabbed the strap of the cannon, jumped off the chair, and ran to catch Lulu back. “Be honest, why don’t you transform her back?”

Lulu looked aggrieved: “I forgot how to pronounce the magic spell to change back.”

Tristana held her forehead: “So magic is unreliable, forget it, I’ll go find Heimerdinger and see if he can do anything.”

“As for Heimerdinger, he seems to be busy looking for someone with Ziggs recently.” Lulu wanted to get Xayah back from Tristana, but Tristana couldn’t let her go. with.

“Looking for someone. Didn’t Heimerdinger only like research and Ziggs only like explosions? Who are they looking for?” Tristana asked strangely.

“I don’t know.” Lulu desperately wanted to touch Xia, but couldn’t catch it. “It seems to be looking for a human boy? I don’t know.”

“Hey, are you done talking?” Xia said impatiently, “Hurry up and get me back.”

“Wait.” Tristana took out a small notebook from her pocket, and flipped through it carefully, “Well… If you want to return to the material realm at this point in time, you’d better come with me now.”

“what”

“The flow of time in the spiritual realm and the physical realm is different.” Tristana said, “If you want to go back to the physical realm faster, you have to go now, and if you wait here for another day, you will have to go to the physical realm for two days.” Three years.”

“Two or three years! Absolutely not!” Xia frowned, “Two or three years is enough time to be entangled by eighteen women!”

“Then I will take you back to the land of the first birth now.” Tristana said.

“Wait, am I unable to change back like this?” Xia asked.

“As you can see, Lulu is hopeless.” Tristana carried the cannon on her back, “After I send you to the material realm, I will take you to meet a very knowledgeable person. He may know how to transform you into a go back.”

Tristana put Xia into her pocket, grabbed the cannon, and pointed the muzzle towards the ground: “Hold on firmly, it’s about to take off!”

“take off”

There was a loud noise, and the cannon spewed out bursting sparks. Accompanied by a cry of “Woohoo”, Tristana was blown up to the sky.

It was only then that Xia realized that no matter how normal a yordle looked, they were all yordles in essence – they were all lunatics.

“Wow, it’s so tall.” Lulu watched Tristana go away, and waved goodbye to her happily.

“Now that Xiao Niao Niao is gone, what am I going to do?” Lulu began to think.

Pix flew to Lulu’s side, pointed to her hat, and made a circle with his hands.

“That’s right, I almost forgot about it!” Lulu took out an egg from the pointed hat. It was a white egg with wings and tire patterns painted on it.

“I will take good care of you.” Lulu looked at the egg expectantly, “Let’s see what kind of cutie you can hatch.