The lone wolf of Freyrdrand

Kret

Section 185

“Is he a yordle?” Lothar thought of the yordle Gnar he had met a few times. Until now, Lothar didn’t know why it appeared in the Howling Abyss. She couldn’t tell when she asked Zoe, “I Thought no yordle could speak.”

“Gnar is quite special. All the yordles I know can talk.” Next to Lothar, Zoe was also scrutinizing that yordle.

Although he is short in stature, he doesn’t seem to be easy to mess with at all. The only remaining eye is as fierce as a hungry jackal. His whole body is covered with white hair, but it is all greasy, as if he hasn’t bathed for a long time. . The fangs in his mouth frantically tore at the meat, almost plundering the wine and meat on the table, and didn’t even look at the vegetables, fruits, bread and the like.

Next to his seat was a long-handled battle ax that was taller than himself. Lothar remembered that he used this ax to kill quite a few Freljord warriors on the battlefield.

There is also a short-barreled pistol pinned to his waist. Lothar saw that many Noxus soldiers were also equipped with this weapon, but because he witnessed the tragedy of some soldiers exploding gunpowder and killing themselves, Lothar has no interest in this weapon at all.

The dragon lizard next to the yordle has also been robbing its owner for food. The two guys seem to have a bad temper, and even fought each other over a chicken leg, which made the young man very embarrassed.

“Colonel, Colonel, don’t get angry, there’s still plenty to eat.” The young man tried to persuade the fight.

“Fuck me! Fuck you colonel! I’m the commander-in-chief of the advance force!” the white-haired yordle cursed angrily.

The young man looked aggrieved, and thought, “Didn’t you tell me that you belonged to the colonel…”

Through the bubble, Lothar saw that the young man did not dare to argue with the yordle, because in his eyes, what he was facing was a tall and strong human who killed people like hemp.

“The yordles are really amazing.” Lothar turned his head and was about to say something to Zooey, but saw Zooey holding Xiaoqiang in his hand, using his fingers to pull out a small bubble from the little Poro’s head, “You what are you doing?”

“Get rid of Xiaoqiang’s memory about this yordle.” Zooey looked at the white-haired guy who was wrestling with the dragon lizard with disgust, “Our littleZhuang is so cute, you can’t learn bad words from him. ”

Lothar felt a little funny: “Didn’t you say that you like yordles very much, and you want to hug them so that they explode?”

“That has to be limited to cute yordles. I don’t want this kind of dirty and rude one.”

“Fuck you! Skal! You rotten lizard whose brains were eaten by toads! I won’t let you know who is the master today, and I won’t be called Kled!” The battle between the white-haired yordle and the dragon lizard Intensified, they each bit a piece of roast pig’s head and buttocks, and they all put on a desperate posture.

Now the young man is really scared. This is the key to winning the battle. If the subordinates who are celebrating see this scene, it might shake the morale of the army.

His heart was broken, and he rushed to the terrifying man and the dragon lizard: “Stop it! I will…”

Snapped!

Before the young man could finish his sentence, he was hit by the tail of the dragon lizard who was fighting and flew onto the screen, his head was broken and he was bleeding, and he passed out.

Lothar was stunned. He didn’t do anything yet, so he just fell over: “The two of them were fighting so loudly, why didn’t the guards outside respond?”

Zoe smiled badly and said, “I put an enchantment in the tent, and I can’t get out. How can such a fun thing be interrupted by someone coming in?”

Lothar began to be in a dilemma. His purpose was to assassinate the leader of the Noxus army. Lothar, who hadn’t killed anyone before, felt a little nervous at first, but after seeing this farce, he didn’t feel any nervousness at all. .

“What should we do now?” Lothar looked distressed at the yordle who claimed to be Kled and the dragon lizard called Skaar, and he felt that if he was close to the end, he would probably be the same as that young man .

Zoe helped Xiaoqiang to get his memory back, looked at the little Poro who fell into a deep sleep, and put it back on Lothar’s chest: “It’s up to you, anyway, as long as the Noxus army can retreat, If you complete it, it will be counted as a great achievement, and you will get extra points when you become a protoss.”

“Then… let me try…”

“Go, I’ve added magic to you, so you won’t have any obstacles in communicating.”

Lothar thought about what to do, and then got out of his hiding place.

Klein and Skal ate a roast pig to the bone, and were fighting for a fat leg of lamb. Lothar interrupted them: “Good evening.”

A fierce one-eyed eye and a pair of naive lizard eyes glared at Lothar at the same time, making his heart shudder.

“Freljord’s bastard” Kret kicked Kesgar’s head, “Useless bastard! The enemies have all come to our tent and haven’t smelled it! Is your nose growing out for display! ”

“Gaha!” Skaar yelled a few times.

Kelei became even more angry: “I don’t stink! It’s you who stinks! Stupid lizard! You’re the one who keeps shitting on me all day long!”

“Quack! Hiss!”

“How dare you scold me! Let’s see if I chop off your tail to make soup today!” Kled picked up his long-handled axe and started fighting with Skal again.

Lothar was stunned. Even though there were enemies appearing, Kled and Skal still beat themselves up.

“Enough! Don’t fight!” Lothar couldn’t take it anymore, and threw a knife at Kret.

Klein subconsciously bounced the knife away with the long-handled axe. The blade spun and flew into the sky, and then grazing Skaar’s buttocks, drawing a shallow scar.

“Squealer!” the dragon lizard yelled terribly. It crazily strode its legs and rushed out of the tent, but was bounced back by Zoe’s magic.

“Skal! Hiss!” Skal threw a hole in the ground with his claws in a panic, then buried his head in the hole and shivered.

Lothar was once again shocked by the dragon lizard’s reaction. It was obviously very brave when it was fighting for meat with Kret, but as soon as it was injured by a layer of skin, it immediately became frightened like this.

“No, I remember that dragon lizards are very cruel and bloodthirsty creatures…” Dragon lizards can be seen occasionally in the Freljord, and usually several fully armed adult warriors must besiege to hunt them down. This dragon lizard named Skaar is completely different from the savage beast in Lothar’s memory.

Lothar remembered what Zoe said: “Anything around a yordle will become very interesting.”

Take Zoe’s “interesting standard [resource; source’ group]: 9? 8; 0; 2?. 0′. 5,, 8″5. ;6”, which to Lothar was “pretty weird”.

“You’re so stupid!” Kelie yelled and kicked his mount fiercely, “You’re fucking less courageous than a stinky old woman! What a fucking embarrassment to me!”

Klein spat on Skal, threw away the long-handled axe, picked up the leg of lamb that had fallen on the ground, and with the other hand drew the short-barreled pistol from his waist and pointed it at the [resource;source’group] ]: 9? 8; 0; 2? . 0′. 5,,8″5.;6 Lothar: “Although I generally don’t kill brats, if you can’t tell why you are here before I eat this leg, I will kill you with a single shot ! ”

“Finally I can speak properly.” Lothar raised his hands, indicating that he was not malicious, “I’m here to tell you the truth.”

“What the hell is the truth?”

“This man.” Lothar pointed to the unconscious young man on the ground, “He’s using you.”

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Kled is a well-known legend in Noxus.

He is a dragon lizard knight, claiming to be a regular soldier, but the armyUnknown title, as no such character has ever been named in the Noxian military.

According to legend, he has participated in every battle since the founding of Noxus, and has been the first one every time. He is not afraid of death and has a killing instinct. Many people say that he is the most primitive embodiment of the Noxus spirit, and even [Hand of Noxus] cannot surpass it.

However, many people have doubts about whether he really exists. If he is still alive, he will be at least nearly a thousand years old. This is obviously impossible. But to this day, there are still frequent sighting reports of Kled active on the battlefield.

——Excerpt from “Valoran Travels: Noxus