The Love Equation

By the sea, it should be a very romantic place. In the movie, the male and female protagonists have to chase at the beach, and then the female protagonist falls, the male protagonist presses up, and then kisses; otherwise, the male protagonist carries the female protagonist on the beach. Running, the heroine smiled happily. Finally, the lens shifted to the beach, with a pair of messy and happy footprints. If you were more sensational, there would be a heart on the beach with the names of two people in it, and then the waves rushed over and over until the pattern disappeared and the subtitles were printed. TheEnd ".

Why is this so? Zhao Fanzhou silently looked at Zhou Xiao squatting beside the chicken wings, and wanted to kick her into the sea. Zhou Xiao also tugged at his trousers and said, "Do you really not want to eat? I told you that the grilled chicken wings here are the best I have ever eaten. I will eat them every time I come to the beach. Do you try it? "" He is going crazy, what a woman this is!

"You stand up and eat, or sit and eat, don't squat, it's ugly." He said, reaching for her.

"Then eat and see." She stood up with his power and handed the chicken wings to his mouth. He ducked, "Say no."

"Just eat it." She looked at him imploringly, and the chicken wings stopped at his mouth.

"I don't eat such dark things." He insisted on not eating. She did not move and looked at him stubbornly. He had no choice but to take a bite.

"Delicious?" She asked, watching him chew. He nodded hesitantly, alas, where is this delicious?

Zhou Xiao squatted down again satisfactorily to bite her chicken wings quietly. Zhao Fanzhou sat down helplessly and pulled her down.

Well, at least others think the seaside is a romantic place. On the farther beach, a couple of couples are taking wedding photos. The golden sand beach, many white shells, blue sky, blue sea, blossoming waves, the sea breeze blowing on the head and a hint of salty fishy The bride and groom who smiled happily ... "Ka, Kaa ..." "Doesn't your bones sound so loud?" Zhao Fanzhou stared at her hard, her eyes almost glaring down. . "Don't be noisy, I'm almost finished." She ignored him. Looking at the sky, Zhao Fanzhou was naively blue, alas, I do n’t know if it ’s illegal to beat my girlfriend?

Someone finally finished eating the chicken wings and looked at him with a smile on his face, "Can I still buy another one?" Zhao Fanzhou wiped the sauce on the corner of her mouth with her thumb: "No. "She sighed in disappointment, and suddenly excited again said:" Then let's take a walk on the beach hand in hand. "" No. "" Why? "" You have oil on your hands. "He looked disgusted. She pulled out a paper towel and wiped her hands, saying: "You just wiped my mouth with your hand, and you have sauce on your hand. I don't even think of you."

The two walked hand in hand on the beach, and finally got a little romantic. If the woman next to you does n’t look away, it ’s more perfect. “What the **** are you looking at?” “Look to see if there are beautiful shells. The beautiful shells here have been picked and sold, so if I can find beautiful The shells proved that I was lucky, and I went back to gamble with my mom, and I will definitely win ... "He looked at her small mouths one by one and suddenly said," When will your mouth be good? " Ah? "" When will the wound hurt by the crab's foot get better? "" I don't know, maybe about two days. "" Did you apply the medicine? "" No, it will be good soon. " Why are you so uninteresting? Do I have to discuss my wounds and rubbing with me here? "Zhou Xiao couldn't help complaining.

"..." Zhao Fanzhou wanted to smash her head with a palm. She actually had a face saying that he was not interested? "Does it hurt?"

"No, why do you keep asking?" She was impatient.

He leaned closer to her, studied her wound carefully, and ... pecked it gently, stepped back, looked at her with a smile, she looked at him with shock ... How could he ... He smiled and put his lips on top, sucking carefully, and the smell of roasted chicken wings in her mouth seemed to be good.

The photographer's voice came from a distant place: "Groom ... you can kiss the bride ... remember to smile ... pro, be happier ..." His voice was intermittent, broken by the sea breeze and scattered on the beach On the flower of happiness.

Zhou Xiao was still in a daze and had weak legs. Zhao Fanzhou wrapped her hands around her waist and said, "Now I know what I'm asking?" She regained her breath and pinched his hand hard. Soldiers, you can talk, or are you not a human! "" I can be a little more human, do you want to try it? "He said while pinching the meat on her waist:" This is the legendary lovehandle. " ? "

"..." Zhou Xiao wanted to dig a hole in the beach and buried him.

The dinner was very rich, and it was only 7 o'clock after dinner. They had a tea appointment with Cai Yasi at 9 o'clock, that is to say, they still have two hours to pass, so Zhou Xiao suggested that everyone come to play cards together, because She really picked a beautiful shell today. But ten minutes later, she regretted her proposal.

Mother holds a card in her hands and never plays. She talks about Zhou Xiao ’s childhood endlessly, and she chooses to talk about things, the more she talks, the more joy she talks about.

For example, when Zhou Xiao was a child, he had to marry the uncle of the shop in order to eat the alphabet biscuits from the shop. No matter if he was in his 40s and had a family, the small grades tried to destroy the family happiness of others; for example, Zhou Xiao and Cai Yas played with every family, but it was not forced to eat her chopped eraser as a fried rice cake. Fortunately, the child had a good stomach and it was discharged in two days; for example, ask her how much three plus one is, she wo n’t And asked how many three apples plus one apple equals. She hesitated for a long time to say whether she could be considered a cookie: for example, Cai Yas ’mother gave birth to a little girl, Zhou Xiao loved her a lot, and ran to see the children every day. Baby, and praised once: "Little sister is so cute, small and white is like bird's excrement." It is said that the mother's face is blue and white ...

Finally, after more than an hour of talking about ancient times with her mother, Zhou Xiao found that her mother's Mandarin has improved by leaps and bounds from quantity to quality. She and Zhao Fanzhou, who was laughing fast and lacking oxygen, were going out, and her mother followed her endlessly and said, "Be careful on the road, the weather is cold, and go out wearing more clothes. Don't come back too late ..." "I know Got it, we are too late, will we give my mother a hobby when I come back? "She hurriedly dragged Zhao Fanzhou out.

The author has something to say: Xiao Hei, don't slander me.

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