The Martial Guard in City

The fashionable and talkative woman said with a smile: congratulations to the bridegroom for passing the test again! Enter the next level immediately, and the bridegroom will find the real bride! I'll talk about the rules. There are four rooms in the room, each with a bride. The bridegroom can only wait and judge at the door. Can't get close to the bride, can't talk to the bride, can't run to play tricks on the bride's head. The bridegroom must accurately determine which bride is the real one within three minutes, which is regarded as passing the test. Otherwise, it will be regarded as unqualified result

I thought that the relatives and friends here are really talented. Is this marriage or playing games?

But this way of greeting is very challenging. I like it.

It's like the plot in "Tang Bohu points to autumn fragrance". I incarnate as Tang Bohu and start to show my eyes and look for the real bride room by room.

The first room, open, measure carefully, do not feel like; the second room, open, measure carefully, do not feel like When I opened the fourth room, my eyes lit up, and my first feeling told me: it was her!

I went up and pulled the bride out, and they laughed all the time in the living room. Li Zheng said with a smile: brother long, don't get it wrong. Open the cover and see if it's right.

I'm confident: no need to look, 100% right!

The director general and the wife looked at each other with a smile and nodded slightly. Li Zheng touched a cup from the tea table and came to me with it as a microphone: then I'll interview the bridegroom. How can you recognize it at a glance? This is the bride? Is there any code between you?

I said with a smile: in my heart, dreams cannot be copied. Take a look, you can see who is real and who is fake at a glance.

Li Zheng extended his thumb to me: fierce! When Buddha came to distinguish the true from the false, he was not as happy as you. In addition, at that time, Monkey King borrowed the plantain fan and was cheated by the image of the ox demon king turning into the pig eight rings. Sun Dasheng's eyes are not as bright as yours

I interrupted Li Zheng and patted his head: Li Zheng, do you think journey to the west is crazy? What a mess! It's not the same thing at all!

At this time, the bride covered with the head suddenly started to fly, kicking Li Zheng and kicking him in the shin: Li Zheng is a bad boy, you can't spit out ivory from the dog's mouth, and even compared me to pig Bajie!

Everyone laughed in unison. Li Zhengxi said: activate the atmosphere, why so violent!

Then Li Zheng came to my ear and whispered, "brother long, you should be careful. Do you see that domestic violence has taken shape?"!

By the dream simply a uncovered head, wring Li Zheng's ear turned several circles. Li Zheng, with his tacit cooperation, came to several great rotations of his body and begged for mercy: my wife's life, my wife's life

Li Zheng, the living treasure, was amusing.

At this time, the fake bride just now handed me the bride's brooch. I carefully don't want to be in front of the dream. It's really icing on the cake and full of joy.

I don't know who shouted "the next procedure". I suddenly took the hand of Youmeng and whispered, "it's time to say goodbye to the hall master.".

The photographer was also experienced. He helped drive people away and made a distinctive position for the director and his wife to sit down. I stand behind them hand in hand with dream.

With a few clicks, Cheng Xinjie and Dan Dan also stood on both sides of me and Youmeng respectively, taking photos. Then, some other relatives and comrades also took turns to fight, which was a lively scene.

Later, the director and Mrs. you stood up, and I stood in the right position with you Meng. The photographer shouted: one kowtow, two kowtow, three kowtow

After the ceremony, I found that Mrs. Yu's face was already covered with tears. She looked at Youmeng deeply and suddenly came forward to touch Youmeng's face. What are you crying for?

The director came up and complained to his wife: your tears are so worthless on a happy day? Not promising!

Just as the so-called parents' heart in the world, marriage means that their hard-earned daughter will soon become a member of other people's household register. Although the director keeps complaining about his wife, it's not hard to see that his heart is not good. At least, it's hard to understand their mixed feelings.

When the photographer saw that his mother and daughter were in love, the entanglement would take a lot of time, so he called out: "groom, lead the daughter-in-law, go!"!

But Cheng Xinjie suddenly starts to shout: which can I lead? I have to hold it!

Li Zheng is also quick to respond: right right right! Hold it! Isn't it true that pig Bajie married his daughter-in-law on his back?

My wife complained to Li Zheng kindly: you are wrong, little Li. You always associate my daughter with pig Bajie. You are pig Bajie!

Everyone laughed, Li Zheng said to himself: "I am pig Bajie, I am pig Bajie!

Then he pinched his nose to learn from pig Bajie's voice and shouted: "younger martial brother Sha, younger martial brother Sha, elder martial brother has married his daughter-in-law, elder martial brother has married his daughter-in-law, come to eat happy candy!"!

This funny guy made everyone laugh.

I led by the hand of dream, and by the director, by the wife farewell: Dad, mom, we, we went.

The director nodded: go. Tell the driver to drive slowly. Don't argue for time. Send us a copy of the video when you get back.

At this time by dream nose a sour, softly sobbed. The lady hugged her daughter, looked at her carefully, stroked her hair, and said, "dreamer, I often call home to reassure my parents.".

You Meng said: Mom, I'm not going to come back. It's like a separation of life and death.

The director said: Yes! On a happy day, what does it always look like to cry?

Then I and from the dream began to walk out slowly, Cheng Xinjie and Dan are blocked in the door, not to go out. Cheng Xinjie naughty tunnel: which can go so, either hold, or back, bridegroom officer choice!

From dream way: OK don't make heart clean.

Cheng Xinjie said firmly: how could it be so easy to marry a daughter-in-law? Hum, let brother-in-law always remember this moment, let him know how to cherish you.

See hard to get out, I am not polite, spread out two hands, will be held up by the dream.

In the laughter of the crowd, I carried the bride downstairs.

This moment, really good happiness.

All the people came along. I hugged Yu Meng to the door of the building and was about to let her down. Cheng Xinjie, like a supervisor, said, "no, I have to carry her directly into the car.". Hold a hug, hold a hug, hold my bride on the bridal sedan chair!

Dare Li Zheng's trick cell, infect Cheng Xinjie!

Hold on to hold, who is afraid of who? I walked to the car with my dream in my arms. At this time, two comrades in arms held spray flowers and launched a crazy attack on me and Yumeng. For a while, Yumeng and I were covered with small petals.

Finally, I put my dream on the car and made a hard step in the long march.

From dream but walked down from the wedding car, looked at all family members, comrades in arms, relatives and friends, deeply bowed three times.

Of course, marriage and other major events, of course, by the home also selected a part of the representatives, sat in the wedding car fleet, to witness my wedding and by dream.

A burst of whips and gunfire broke through the sky. The wedding car team started slowly, honked in turn and drove out.

Driving on the highway, Li Zheng lost no time to open a happy music. In the music, I tried to hold the small hand of dream. Li Zheng witnessed this scene through the front-view mirror, and even sang a song: because he took your hand, he walked together all his life

I said with a smile: look, this living treasure!

Li Zheng: it's not easy. Li Zhengqin drives by himself.

Li Zhengdao: you don't know, madam. In fact, in my opinion, how can this kind of car match you? At least get a long Hummer. It's so comfortable. But long Ge didn't let him. He said it was too ostentatious.

I said with a smile: your sister-in-law has enough swagger. If you take a swagger car again, the highway must be blocked.

Li Zheng chuckled: Yes, right! My wife is mighty! My sister-in-law's return rate is 100%!

From the dream reached out to my thigh and gently twisted: what is the meaning of this swagger, commendatory or derogatory?

I said with a smile: of course, it's a compliment. It means that Li Zhengji has been a liar. Ha ha!

From dream laugh scold: the dog mouth cannot spit Ivory!

Li Zhengdao: my sister-in-law, please be merciful. Otherwise, you will cry later. According to our customs, it's not so easy for the bride to enter the bridal chamber! There has to be a program, a lot of programs.

I quickly said: OK, Li Zheng, please do something. Help to stop them for a while. Don't make them too noisy.

Monk mengzhanger can't touch his head: what do you mean? Who is going to make a fuss?

I explained: make a hole! As soon as we get married there, we will specially arrange some young people to make trouble with the bride. The more serious the trouble is, the more successful the wedding is, the more prosperous the day will be. I remember when I was in high school, there was a young man in my village who was married. People in the village made trouble with the bride, walked on the bench, and crossed the single wooden bridge. The bride broke her calves

Li Zheng interrupts me: brother long, you are not authentic. Why do you tell my sister-in-law about this?

From dream to heaven: not so cruel, right? Li Zheng stops the car, stops the car. The bride is wrong. Her life is in danger!

I pinched my nose and said with a smile: what are you afraid of? You are not an ordinary person. That little brawl can hurt you?

Li Zheng added: Yes! Besides, what are you afraid of with brother long protecting you?

We joked that in a flash, the motorcade drove to the high-speed intersection of our hometown, changed lanes, turned and drove out of the toll station

I immediately became alert and reached for the pistol in my pocket. Just as the so-called prevention is in advance, I look around vigilantly to make sure that there is no doubt, and then I am deeply relieved.

The wedding car team made a round in the county town, then drove up the South Outer Ring Road and went straight to the destination.

When we got home, we heard a sound of gongs and drums from afar. There were already many relatives, friends and neighbors who came to meet us at the entrance of the village.

The motorcade stopped at the Village Center Street, the salute roared and the sky echoed.