The Miracle Doctor’s Two-Faced Toddler

Since ancient times, the Lord of Heaven and Earth who ascended by picking up soap is probably the first one, no, the first two.

The law of heaven is very angry. What the hell, it has been guarding the world for many years. It has never heard of two big men who dare to pick up soap in broad daylight? !

Even if you do it, dare you say it?

When it deaf can't hear?

But Lord Law of Heaven, picking up soap...is really just picking up soap in the literal sense...

Lord Demon Master was bitter, if he had known it was just a piece of soap, he would not have snatched it.

Just snatching a piece of soap and snatching Lei Jie, this is too aggrieved.

Lord Demon Lord has been thinking about the opportunity for his ascension these days. He thought about whether he would have to slaughter a city and lay down a million corpses to provoke thunder to attack him. Unexpectedly, a piece of soap did it...

However, he never thought that he would meet Tianlei with Zhou Jin.

He has the power to control thunder, and his thunder calamity is different from that of other ascendants. As long as he controls it properly, the power of thunder can be used by him. It is no exaggeration to say that his transcending calamity is not of any difficulty.

but……

If his lightning calamity was mixed with other people's thunder calamity, that would be another story.

Zhou Jin's Lei Jie obviously wouldn't release water on his Ascendant, it would be a sour feeling to hit him, especially Lei Jie doesn't have eyes, but everything within its sphere of influence will be turned upside down.

Generally speaking, practitioners will feel strange before ascension. They can sense that they are about to ascend, and remind the people around them to evacuate in time to avoid being affected.

Today's thunder calamity is coming fiercely, not to mention that the two brothers and sisters have no time to separate, even Shengzong can't dodge so quickly.

Sect Master Lin yelled inwardly that something was wrong, Shengzong was about to be smashed into scum.

However, to everyone's surprise, the thunder calamity in the sky really seemed to have eyes, and it only caught them and hacked, and no one else moved.

Sect Master Lin felt that it was pity for all sentient beings and not harming the innocent. It was more like Lei Jie was reluctant to waste a thunderbolt, and each of them had to kill these two beasts.

Lord Demon Lord was hacked so badly!

The Holy Master is not much better than him, he is still struggling to deal with his own thunder calamity, plus the demon clan's thunder calamity...you know, the demon clan's thunder calamity is stronger than the thunder calamity of the orthodox monks. Demon monks in the same realm have higher cultivation bases than righteous monks, and the backlash and thunder disaster they encounter are bound to be stronger.

The holy master was chopped until the outside was scorched, and the inside was tender, with black smoke coming out of his head.

Everyone in the Shengzong took out the magic weapon within their power the moment they heard the thunder robbery, and prepared to make a dying struggle, but... just show them this when they took off their pants?

Everyone was dumbfounded as they watched Lei Jie carefully avoiding them, and then slashing at the two of them viciously...

The two of them were struck by the thunder robbery and almost danced a seaweed dance together.

"What happened to them? Why were they struck so badly by lightning?" Yan Xiaosi felt that she couldn't bear to look down.

Sovereign Lin is also very confused, who knows what they did, how did they get hacked like this? Such a terrible thunder disaster, to be honest, I dare not even write it like this in the scriptures!

After the doubts returned, Lin Zongzhu still patiently taught Yan Xiaosi the concepts of thunder calamity and ascension.

Yan Xiaosi said thoughtfully: "You mean they are crossing the catastrophe? After crossing, they will ascend to the previous class?"

"That's right." It's hard to say if they can't cross successfully, this thunder calamity is clearly going to kill them both.

I don't know how long this thunder calamity lasted, and everyone's necks hurt.

In the end, Yan Xiaosi couldn't stand it anymore, she was going to sleep, but such a big thunder calamity made her so noisy that she couldn't sleep!

All of a sudden, anger came to her stomach.

Then, without knowing where the strength came from, she flew up suddenly, and grabbed a thunderbolt that was slashing towards the Lord Demon Lord. The winding thunderbolt was as terrifying as a swimming dragon, but when Yan Xiaosi caught it, it instantly became a small dragon. light snake.

The little light snake twisted a bit.

Huh?

Can't earn it?

Seeing that she had easily caught Lei Ting, Yan Xiaosi stared strangely, she didn't think too much, since she could catch one, she might catch the second one.

So next, everyone witnessed the unimaginable thing that two big men were struck by lightning while picking up soap. The number one trash in the Holy Land——Yan Xiaosi, staged a show of catching thunder with his bare hands.

Those thunders were very arrogant at first, seeing their companion was captured by a yellow-haired girl, they rushed towards her arrogantly, in the end, one came, Yan Xiaosi grabbed one, came two, Yan Xiaosi grabbed a pair.

At the end of the catch, Yan Xiaosi already had two bundles full of thunderbolts in her hands, and she threw them towards the dome!

There was a loud sound of landslides and landslides, and all the black clouds were blown away. The sky that was originally thunderous and lightning suddenly became silent, and the whole world fell into silence. If it weren't for the two The humanoid big black charcoal is still suspended in mid-air, everyone may think that the thunder disaster just now is just their illusion.

Lin Zongzhu looked around in fear, wondering if it was his own illusion, he always felt that the law of heaven and earth... Cowardly...

He was so cowardly that he even let go of those two beasts picking up soap...

"Is the thunder calamity over?" Yan Xiao looked at the top of his head with his arms crossed, "Didn't it mean that after the thunder calamity is over, some ascension channel will be opened? Didn't you see the channel?"

Is not this nonsensical? Only after the thunder disaster is over can there be a passage, but isn't this endless?

It is also very rare that the thunder strikes halfway through and dare not strike down again.

Yan Xiaosi stroked his sleeves.

Sect Master Lin felt that the sky and the earth trembled, as if he had been greatly frightened again, and at almost the same moment, the channel of the dome opened.

Sect Master Lin: "..."

No way, that girl just rolled her sleeves, as for being so afraid of being beaten...

But then again, isn't that girl a thousand-year-old trash?

Has she changed, or is he dazzled?

No matter how stupid Yan Xiaosi is, she also understands that ascension is not a bad thing, and being able to go to the last session means that she can see a wider world. Although she doesn't know how the opportunity for the two of them to ascend to the ascension came about, why there is no sign at all, but she has the heart I am happy for the two of you.

"Why are they still not moving? If they don't go up, the passage will be closed!" Sect Master Lin said worriedly.

The channel of ascension is not permanently open, it has a time limit, and it will disappear after the time limit.

Right now, because of the opening of the channel, the spiritual energy from the previous session is pouring in continuously. This spiritual energy is much purer than that of the holy land, and all the monks feel the improvement of the realm.

The only one who didn't feel it was Yan Xiaosi.

Looking at the passage that was only the size of a door, she blinked in astonishment: "It's so small, can it be squeezed in?"

As soon as the voice fell, the passage instantly became the size of a small garden!

Sect Master Lin staggered and almost lost his temper!

Yan Xiaosi doesn't care about that much at the moment, she feels that the reason why Shengzhu and Brother Xiaozhao didn't ascend is not because they didn't want to ascend, but because they were both stunned by the thunder robbery and couldn't move.

So, she flew over, grabbed one with each hand, and flew towards the passage.

Sect Master Lin's face changed drastically immediately, and he shouted: "Be careful——"

There is coercion in the passage, and only those ascended who have experienced the thunder calamity can withstand that coercion, and other monks will be strangled by the coercion inside as soon as they approach.

This is not alarmist talk, it was actually tested by someone, otherwise, if anyone can enter the passage, wouldn't it be that as long as one ascender opens it, a whole sect, or even a large area of ​​holy land monks can ascend?

Sect Master Lin was waiting to collect Yan Xiaosi's body, and he was ready to use his clothes to catch Yan Xiaosi's body.

As a result, the three of them flew into the passage unimpeded.

Sect Master Lin: "..."

After the three of them flew over, the passageway closed with a whoosh.

When the channel is closed, the spiritual energy from the previous class will be gone, but that's the case. In just a short moment, the disciples of the Holy Sect have absorbed more spiritual energy than they have absorbed in all their lifetimes combined.

What no one noticed was that shortly after this passage was closed, behind a small black cloud not far away, a small, small passage, with a black cloud made a dumbfounded expression, and then quietly Mimi shut herself off.

Of course, the ascension channel of righteous monks is different from the ascension channel of demons!

Being passed through one's body by three people at the same time is an unbearable pain just thinking about it.

It's too big to hold at all.

He is still a newly appointed demon channel that has not been entered by any ascended person.