The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

The police car stopped slowly, and the window rolled down. A policeman narrowed his eyes and flashed a light pole with a flashlight on the side. Then he looked angrily and said, "Is there something wrong with you? Both hands are outside, The knot is in front of you. You wo n’t let go and go by yourself? You call the police? You wo n’t go to heaven? ”

Fang Kui said bitterly, "I want to go by myself, but I dare not!"

"Why don't you dare?" The policeman frowned.

"Living Buddha said, let me tie myself to a wire pole and wait for disposal. I just tied myself up and waited ... don't say, it's so cold, I don't know how many , Hurry up and save me. "Fang Kui said.

"Living Buddha ... don't you say that you are not allowed to come down? Lao Zhou, I think this guy is mentally ill. Otherwise, let's go. There is still a chase waiting for us to rescue. There is no need to follow this mental illness. Waste of time, "the policeman said.

Lao Zhou, who drove, glanced down at Fang Kui, and nodded, "Let's go, this cold and cold day, no time to play with him blindly."

"Don't go! What I said is true!" Fang Kui saw the police didn't want to care about him, he was anxious immediately.

"The ghost believed you, and left!" Lao Zhou said, and he would drive away.

When Fang Kui saw this, he quickly untied the rope on his body, then ran to the front of the police car, opened his hands, stopped the road of the police car, and shouted, "Are you guys such a policeman? Seeing no death!"

"You walk away for me! I tell you that we have a task on our hands. If the delay in saving people and obstructing official duties is enough to keep you in the bureau for the New Year!" Lao Zhou cried.

As soon as Fang Kui heard it, he suddenly came to his senses and yelled, "Yeah, yes ... you said that I almost forgot. I told you that I am a dog thief, and all the dogs in the village have been stolen! This is not Did you meet a living Buddha, I suddenly realized that I decided to surrender! Please catch! "

After speaking, Fang Kui raised his hands and called.

"Stealing dog thief?" Lao Zhou and the other policeman were a little bit stingy. A creature like a dog thief has always been a headache for the police. How valuable is what he stole? Most of them are valuable, and the value is average ... but these things come and go, the speed of the crime is very fast, and even there are often no witnesses. It is not easy to catch them. At the very least, it is necessary to visit and look for witnesses, or other What ’s the clue ... After a lap, you have to work hard, and there is nothing to report.

But no matter how thin the mosquito legs are, it ’s meat! The mosquito legs delivered to the door finally made the two policemen come to a spirit.

The oldest Liu who talked to Fang Kui first got out of the car and yelled, "Stop don't move!"

"Brother, don't make fun of me, shall I not move?" Fang Kui said innocently.

"Raise your hands!" Lao Zhou shouted almost at the same time.

Fang Kui looked at Lao Zhou helplessly: "Hold it up all the time ..."

"Hey, you're still an old churros! Grab people, hurry up, and then save them!" Lao Zhou said to Lao Liu.

Old Liu was about to start, and saw Fang Kui suddenly turned and ran!

"Smelly boy, where are you going?" Old Liu Huo, didn't he say he turned himself in? Why are you still running? He was running out of guard this time!

As a result, Fang Kui ran to the wire pole, quickly picked up the rope, and while binding himself, he said, "I almost forgot just now, the living Buddha said, let me tie myself. If I were caught by you then Did n’t you just follow the words of the living Buddha? If the living Buddha blame it, I ca n’t afford it. Wait a minute, I tied myself up, and you will catch me again. ”

Old Liu looked at Fang Kui with a silly look, then rolled his eyes over it, pressed Fang Kui to the ground, and handcuffed him, no matter what he shouted, directly into the police car. Throttle, go!

As a result, the police car circled around the village and made that call several times, but the other party was always off. They can't do anything in a hurry ...

Fang Kui heard the content of the chat between Lao Zhou and Lao Liu and understood a little. Weakly asked: "Are you looking for a woman named Xu Xun?"

"Do you know?" Lao Zhou and Lao Liu asked excitedly.

"Uh, I want to say, you don't need to find it. It was me and another person who kidnapped her. The guy was sent to **** by the living Buddha. I have been caught by you. The woman ran up the mountain to thank the living Buddha." Fang Kui said innocently.

"Why didn't you say it earlier?" Old Monday listened, immediately, and anxious to give him a slap! Those who were walking around the village in the middle of the night were mad at him.

"You didn't ask about it ..." Fang Kui said wronged.

"Wait a minute, you say the living Buddha? Hell? You guys make stories, right?" Lao Zhou asked suspiciously.

"Oh my police uncle, I know what I said is ridiculous, but that's the truth. By the way, did you not look up at Yizhi Mountain when you came? A Buddha so big on the mountain is like you See? Forget it, look at your eyes, I already know everything. If you are not in a hurry, you might as well go to the mountain to see, anyway, the person you want to rescue is also on the mountain. When you meet, when you ask, you know everything Fang Kuidao, in fact, Fang Kui is also a little confused, before he met the police, always a little scared. But today is different. How he sees the police, how he feels kind! In the past, the police did not fill the table with evidence, and he did not say anything. Now I can't wait to say everything I've done, I'm afraid they don't believe it!

But thinking of Zheng Yuan's being caught in hell, he suddenly shivered and realized what he was afraid of! Anyone who has seen **** be afraid of people? Although he hadn't been to hell, he didn't want to go in and turn around just to see the evil spirit on the gate! There is **** in the world. He just wants to atone for sin as soon as possible, and he doesn't have to go in to suffer after death.

The police did not know what Fang Kui was thinking. Fang Kui's confession went too smoothly. Instead, they were a little unbelievable.

Just then, a harsh siren sounded, then a police car opened the road, followed by a black car, and behind it was a police car hall, whistling.

However, the road in the village was not wide. When the two cars met, they stopped immediately.

"Which police station are you? Forget it, you are now requisitioned, and take us up the mountain!" A man knocked open Lao Zhou's glass and asked.

Lao Zhou just asked: "Why?"

As a result, the other party showed a certificate, and Lao Zhou shut up immediately, saluting: "Subordinate to the organization's arrangements!"

Waiting for the car to go, Lao Liu asked, "Lao Zhou, do you see what the certificate is?"

"The leaders in the county can't afford it, just follow along." Old thoughtful.

"What about me? I have a broken rib and can't climb the mountain." Fang Kui hurried.

"Looking at the slickness of the rope you just tied, you can't die. Really dead, we also count you surrendering." Old Liu said.