The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

The red baby shook her head and said, "I don't believe it!"

"Isn't it enough? Throw it!" Founder waved his hand, and then leisurely went to see his own pillar of heavenly ginseng.

Red baby looked at the invitation in his hand and threw it? Where to throw it? So he looked at the fire room on the side and walked in ...

At the same time, Founder only found a place to sit down and the phone rang.

"His master Wang," Fang Zheng asked, smiling at Wang Yougui's phone.

"Founder, did you receive that letter just now?" Wang Yougui went straight to the subject, everyone is so familiar, there is no need to go around the corner.

Founder stunned and asked, "Believe?" He suddenly had a bad hunch.

At that moment, Wang Yougui said, "Yeah, wouldn't you haven't received it yet? Yang Ping said he handed it to Jingxin?"

Founder's forehead began to sweat.

"It was sent from the county. It was said to have been sent from the province. It is said that someone recommended you and recommended you to an international seminar or something. Anyway, I do n’t know. A very big meeting. I heard the county chief said that although the influence of this conference will not affect the whole world, it is still very powerful in Southeast Asia. You are about to become an international master, haha ​​... we will point out in the future Can the village still receive foreign guests? "Wang Yougui laughed and said with great joy.

However, Wang Yougui didn't know that the people over the phone had no intention of listening to what he was behind, and ran out long ago, yelling, "Be clean, keep papers under your hands!"

I saw the red baby leaning out of the kitchen and asked curiously, "Master, what paper do you want to keep? Didn't you have to go to the toilet for a long time? Did you steal mortal food?"

Lingmi specialty products, such as crystal rice and cold bamboo, will be completely digested after eating, leaving no urine. Therefore, the Founder who eats these things often rarely goes to the toilet. In the toilet, it must have been the meal of the secular people under the mountain.

"What kind of toilet paper, I mean, the letter just now, the invitation!" Founder hurried.

The red baby pointed at the stove tunnel: "Don't you let me throw it away? I thought about throwing garbage on the ground, so why not burn it ..."

"Burn?" Founder's eyes were almost staring.

"Well, it's burned," said Red Baby.

Founder suddenly had the urge to hit his head. This time he made himself smart and arrogant, and he was dead! No matter who recommended him, it was human. What's more, this conference is real, go and see, that is also the opportunity to see the world! How could he not want to go?

But what about the invitation letter?

"Master, wouldn't that invitation be true?" Red baby came over and asked.

Fang Zheng nodded bitterly: "Yes."

The red baby grinned and said, "It's all burned, what should we do? Can't we go?"

Fang Zheng looked up at the sky. With his current brainpower, he could have seen it for a long time. Although he only looked at it once, the content of the invitation was vivid and clear.

At this time, the salted fish came out of the kitchen, carrying shark fins, and said in an old-fashioned way: "If you want to go, go! Anyway, the invitation is true, I went, I forgot to take the invitation, and they still Can you let me in? It's no trouble at all, just verify your identity. "

As soon as Founder heard it, his eyes suddenly lighted, and he smiled, "Yes! The invitation letter is real, and the address poor monk still remembers, so what is the poor monk thinking about so much? It's over if we just go!"

"Master said good! Look ..." Red baby raised her arms, clapped her hands, and looked at Fangzheng with big watery eyes, as if saying, "You know what I mean!"

As a result, the salted fish also shouted, "Master, you have too much wisdom root! This is placed in Lingshan, you are the Buddha! Great Buddha, if you go down the mountain, can you consider bringing this fish over?"

When the lone wolf wanted to go down the mountain, he quickly turned around and hid. In his place, down the mountain = starving, this has become a fixed formula. He didn't want to go down to suffer!

The squirrel is not very interested in going down the mountain.

The monkey was a little interested, but he shook his head and said, "I'll stay. I can't worry about other people cleaning the temple."

Founder looked at the monkey with satisfaction, and finally looked at the salted fish and the red baby, and said, "You both want to go, but you can only take one as a teacher. You say, what should I do?"

When the red baby and the salted fish heard it, they looked at each other instantly, and anyone could feel the spark in the eyes of the two guys, as if they were going to work in the next moment!

At this moment, the red baby's eyes turned and laughed: "Salt fish, if you choose to fight, it's me who bullies you. You come later than me, I can't bully you so brightly, so let's go, we stone Scissors, let ’s win and lose, how about it? ”

As soon as the salted fish didn't need to fight, they secretly sighed and nodded: "No problem, but what is this rock-paper-scissors?"

The red baby immediately said, "Are you agree?"

"Master, is this rock-paper-scissors fair? As long as it's fair, I promise." The salted fish asked Founder.

What Founder could say, he nodded and said, "Absolutely fair!"

"That's OK! Come on! Let's talk, how to play!" Cried the salted fish.

Red baby smiled, stretched out his hand and drew a picture of the rock-paper-scissors, and introduced the principle of mutual conflict.

At the sight of salted fish, the fish's face was dark! The red baby has hands, the salted fish has fins! The fins and the cloth are fine, but how can this scissors hand come out? Isn't this difficult to fish? Let's look at the proud look of Red Baby. Obviously, this guy has already calculated it.

The salted fish looked at Founder again, and Founder's helpless face spread his hands, as if to say, "You should at least ask clearly before agreeing! This is not to blame the poor monk."

The salted fish was not angry, and exclaimed, "Although I can only make stones and cloth, but who said that I have no chance to win? Come! Than!"

The red baby was so happy that she was afraid that the salted fish would be fooled. After all, this was an unfair test. Seeing the salted fish to continue, the red child rubbed his hands and he smiled: "Okay! It is worthy of the salted fish under the Buddha's seat, which is domineering! Come! This time I lose, my ration will make you half in a month!"

The salted fish hummed twice: "Come on, get ready to start!"

"three!"

"two!"

"One!" With a squirrel's throat!

One person, one fish quickly move!

The red baby thinks so well, the salted fish can only produce stones and cloth. Does this compare?

So the first round!

"Cloth!" Cried the squirrel. "Both are cloth!"