The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

"Part-time job is also scary ..." Ba Song smiled bitterly.

The salted fish shook his head and twisted his body and said, "There is still water, yes, yes, I haven't taken a bath for many days. One, two, three, leave you!"

While talking, the salted fish rose into the air, and a fierce man pierced the stream on the ground.

Founder raised his eyebrows and did not stop, but smiled there.

Ba Song covered his face and stopped looking.

Just listen, snoring!

The head of the salted fish was ninety degrees, and his body was tied to the ground like a flagpole ... the eyes were all wrong, and he opened his mouth and cried, "Who put the glass ?!"

Ba Song said: "If there is water flowing in the room, it will be wet. This water is flowing under the glass, it is just for viewing."

The salted fish got up, glanced around, and went to the bathroom with a sigh of anger. It didn't take long for the bathtub to be filled with water, and the salted fish didn't forget to pull the petals and sprinkled it. Then he jumped in, sizzling in a bath and humming, "Master, don't you two take a bath? Heck ... you humans just enjoy it, Master ... "

Ba Song listened to the refreshing sound of the salted fish, and immediately felt itchy, so he looked towards the Founder as if asking.

Founder shook his head and said, "The bathtub he used, the monk doesn't need it."

Ba Song grinned, "The fish tank is cleaned after a while, the same." Xin said, this monk is really a clean habit.

Founder continued to shake his head, then went to watch the scenery. From here, you can just see Hoan Kiem Lake.

Seeing this, Ba Song said nothing. The salted fish over there kept sizzling and the water was rattling, and he felt more and more itchy and uncomfortable.

When the salted fish wrapped in a bath towel, holding a toothbrush, like a modern salted fish out of the bath, Ba Song finally couldn't help it. Hurry and run over ...

"Hey! It's a little fishy!" Ba Song muttered.

ten minutes later.

"How is it fishy?"

After half an hour.

"Fuck! Don't wash it! How many years have you never taken a bath with this salted fish? The fish tank has a stinky smell!" Ba Song finally understood why Founder didn't wash it, and whoever changed it couldn't go to the water what!

The salted fish was lying lazily on the sun lounger, humming, "There isn't much to stay in the water, but if you want to take a good bath, it should have been 3,000 years ago?"

"Nausea!" Ba Song thought of disturbing his bath water for half a thousand years ago, and immediately felt sick, and hurried to continue washing his hands.

One day of assembly, in the evening, the organizer arranged a grand party, in the high-level hall on the 36th floor. And it is clearly stated that you cannot bring followers.

Founder was helpless and had to pass by himself. Before leaving, however, Founder repeatedly told Ba Song to watch the salted fish and not allowed to run around! At the same time, in order to prevent this guy from messing around, Founder took away the supernatural power of salted fish.

The salted fish was lying there lazily, waving his fins and said, "Go, go, this salted fish is comfortable today, I don't want to go anywhere, I just want to sleep quietly."

Founder looked at salted fish, but this guy has no eyelids, and his eyes are wide when he is sleepy. After looking at it for a long time, I could not see anything, so I shook my head and turned to leave.

Founder just left, Ba Song asked the salted fish: "Are you asleep?"

As a result, the salted fish bounced off the ground, and hehe laughed: "Sleeping fart! So many people come together, if not go and see, wouldn't it be white?"

"Uh ... didn't the master just say, and won't let you go out." Ba Song shouted.

"Don't go out? Why not go out here? What about a salty fish? You are not curious about what activities are on it? Are they all delicious?" The salted fish ran to the door.

Ba Song hurried over to block the door, and said, "Master said, you can't go out."

"Are you sure?" Salted fish twisted his beard and grinned.

Ba Song nodded vigorously and waved his arm at the same time: "Although you are a monster, but I am not vegetarian, you must go through this level if you want to go out!"

"Okay, the master is back," cried the salted fish.

Ba Song didn't know how salty the fish was, and he turned back subconsciously, only to find that the door was still closed, and he was fooled! Bent over and bowed down, dodging!

But Ba Song remembered that, the salted fish was not so tall! This bowed down bowed his face to the salted fish!

Sure enough, the salty fish grinned at him and slap it!

Boom!

Squeaked, the door opened, and the salty fish clapped his hands and said, "Just this brain, look at me ... hey ..."

After speaking, the salted fish walked out generously, and behind him was lying on the ground, his eyes turned white.

"Hey yeah, yeah yeah, where should I go?" The salted fish wandered all the way, humming the small song, and started to wander aimlessly.

At the same time, the monitoring room.

"Ah ... haha. Tired. Every day I watched so many surveillance videos, my eyes are almost spent." A security guard muttered, but his eyes swept away, and his eyebrows suddenly frowned: "This meeting is not wrong. Let the kids come out, why are there kids running in? "

The security guard muttered, looking intently, and the dripping circles that stared at the eyes suddenly screamed, "I Cao! Not a child, but a fish! How is this possible?"

Then he saw that salty fish jumping all the way, and even climbed onto the head of an idol and looked around there!

"Yes, it's really a fish! Is this the legendary mermaid? But this guy is no different from a beauty ..." The security guard muttered, in safety, he still picked up the walkie-talkie.

When the security guard was about to say something, there was a sudden movement behind him. When the security guard turned his head, a fist smashed in front of him, and he stunned, and the security guard passed out.

Then a low voice came from the security room: "Old tree, the monitoring room is done. The security facilities here are really good!"

"Um." A voice came from the intercom, and then nothing happened.

By the time the voice started watching the surveillance video, the video was empty and there was no trace of salted fish. He sat there reassuringly, and didn't seem to know the existence of salted fish.

"Oh, that's the camera. I watched it on TV. I didn't expect that there are so many in this hotel. Fortunately, my ancestor, I flashed fast, otherwise I would be found." The salted fish looked secretly from behind a statue. Camera.

At this moment, the sound of a stroller came, a man pushed a cleaning car passing by, and the salted fish immediately took the opportunity to get in, squatted in the cleaning car, and waited for the next stop.

Not long after, Ba Song rubbed his head and got up from the ground. When he saw that the salted fish was gone, he was a little panicked: "This is a task arranged by the master, but I can't go wrong, and hurry to find it."