The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

"Oh!"

"Dear Madam, your order has arrived." The waiter knocked on the door, but didn't see a salted fish crawling out from underneath, opened the lid, took a plate of vegetables inside and shrank it under the table. Eat it.

The door opened, and the waiter opened the lid, suddenly dumbfounded: "What about the dishes?"

"Should I say that?" The woman who opened the door stared angrily and closed the door stunned.

The waiter checked the dining car with crying back and forth, but he couldn't find the dish that was lost. He bent over to lie on the ground and found that the salted fish crawled out from the other side and put the empty plate into the dining car. When the waiter stood up, the salted fish got under again.

The waiter opened the lid again, and was suddenly frightened ... murmured: "I ... I swear! There was absolutely no plate!"

Then the waiter, as if seeing a ghost, pushed away with the diner.

But then, the waiter really wanted to cry. He found that the meal he sent would disappear halfway. After several times, the waiter knelt directly on the ground and hoeed his head in front of the dining car: "I do n’t know where the ghost is, Buddha, Buddha, Fairies, angels, please do n’t play with me, please ... uh ... "

While kneeling and looking up, he suddenly saw something under the car! That turned out to be a fish tail!

The waiter frowned, grabbed the fish's tail, and pulled out!

A huge salted fish was pumped out, and the waiter looked at the hard salted fish in front of him, his head fogged, and muttered, "I didn't deliver the salted fish ... why is there a salted fish truck under it."

Shaking his head, the waiter still felt panicked and quickly put the salted fish on the cart and went to the kitchen.

"Hey, Ding, don't you lose the meal again? Beware of the manager looking for you!" A chef saw Xiao Ding pushing the dining car and came back listlessly.

Xiao Ding said bitterly: "I did lose it again, and I do n’t know which **** it was, so I stared at me ... hey. But I picked up a salty fish on the road. Look, who lost it?"

"Salted fish? Our restaurant doesn't serve salted fish. But this salted fish is quite fat!" A chef came over and touched the belly of the salted fish, marveling.

"It doesn't matter who the salted fish is, it's not eaten yet. Many of the celebrities who came this time were celebrities who would cut them into pieces and send them over," said a fat chef.

"Okay, I'll wash him!" The other mustache chef smiled and carried the salted fish to the sink, turned on the faucet, and brushed it up. But as he brushed, he felt weird. He always felt that the salted fish's eyes had problems, as if he had been watching him!

He saw his hair full of hair, but fortunately, it was finished soon, and he threw it to the fat chef, "You do it, I am panicking at this fish."

"You coward, just a salty fish, what's so scary? Look at me!" Fat Chef, turning around, placing the salted fish on his own chopping board. Everyone else is busy. After all, there are so many people waiting. No one dares to neglect. If you neglect the people above, you will lose your job.

Xiaoding saw that he had nothing to do, so he left, but looked back before leaving, just when he saw the fat chef turning to speak, the salted fish suddenly twisted his body, his upper body stood up, and then took A cucumber was stuffed into his mouth. Found that Ding was watching him, the salted fish grinned at him, and wiped his neck.

"My mother!" Xiaoding exclaimed.

The fat chef suddenly turned back and asked, "Xiao Ding, are you shit?"

Xiaoding pointed at the salted fish on the chopping board: "Salted fish just lived!"

The fat chef looked down at the salty salty fish, and laughed, "Did you take the wrong medicine? When is a dead fish alive? If you can live, you can live and show one to Lao Tzu! If you can't live, Laozi chopped you with a knife and made a dish! "

As the salted fish lay motionless, the fat chef was happy again. Xiao Ding rubbed his eyes and determined that it was all right. Then he walked uneasily and said, "I always think something is going to happen ..."

The fat chef shook his head, waving a kitchen knife, and shouted, "Come on, cute, split into two!"

"when!"

I saw Mars splattering, the blunt knife in the chef's hand collapsed, and the Martian child collapsed with it. The fat chef was dumbfounded!

"This ... how is that possible?" The fat chef's face was aggressive, and he cooked a lifetime of dishes, killing not many fish, but he swears that he has never seen such a hard fish!

Everyone else was busy. No one saw this scene, but the fat chef felt a little sweaty.

Put down the blunt knife, took another sharp knife, and prepared to take it slowly. As a result, the knife was cut on the salted fish's body, and it was worn for a long time. There was no white mark on it.

The fat chef swallowed, wiped the sweat on his forehead, and could not help thinking of Xiao Ding's words, his hands were shaking a little, and he muttered, "I don't believe it, Laozi burns directly!"

The gas cooker is turned on to its fullest, the flame-spraying boss, and the fat chef is really a bit scared. He directly puts the salted fish on the gas cooker and burns it!

After a minute, the salted fish was still salted, and the fire was still on fire.

Fat chef is sweating.

Five minutes later, the salted fish was still salted, and the fire was still on fire.

The fat chef was wiping his tears.

For ten minutes, the fat chef cried, "What the **** is your TM? You have the ability to speak!"

"What do you want me to say? Smelly fat man, it ’s a knife chop, it's a knife sharpener, and it's all burned with fire now, and my elderly haven't asked you to settle your bills. You still want me to talk? I really don't think I will Scolding? "The salted fish sat up suddenly, just sitting in the flames, spraying it on the fat man, and saliva sprayed on the fat man's face.

The abnormality of the fat man caught the attention of others. Everyone turned around and looked at it. At the next moment, a scream rang, dozens of chefs were frightened and threw their knives, shouting: "Monster!"

The chefs collectively ran out.

At the same time, Xiaoding, who had left, returned, but he did not return voluntarily.

"Very well, step back, don't make a noise. Otherwise this shot goes down, I can't guarantee your life or death." A man with a gun against Xiao Ding, Xiao Ding slowly backed away.

"Well, you two are going to open the door, this little boy, you can say hello to your colleagues. Let them be quiet ..." The gunman grinned.

The two gunmen behind the gunman approached and reached out to open the door.

at this time!

Huh!

The door seemed to explode and was slammed open!

The door panels opened at the same time collapsed at the same time. The two unfortunate ghosts who opened the door had not yet responded. They were directly slaped on the face by the door panels, and their eyes fell backward as soon as they became dark!

As soon as the door opened, a group of fat men in white clothes flocked out!