The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

When the lone wolf heard it, he immediately went out of the zen room and ran into the back kitchen. As soon as he entered the door, he saw a pot of food on the ground! It's just that the rice bowl is clasped by a large iron basin, and a big stone is pressed on it.

The lone wolf can't figure it out. Is this so?

Just then, the big iron basin moved, as if there was something in it!

The lone wolf was startled and said in his heart: Is there a monster at Yizhi Temple again?

The lone wolf stepped forward and pushed away the stone. At this moment, the iron basin suddenly opened! Then he shouted, "You're too much!"

The lone wolf saw that the squirrel jumped out of it, and the mouth and hair were all rice particles!

"Clear width, what are you doing?" Dulang asked subconsciously.

As soon as the squirrel heard it, his whole body trembled and grinned grinning two times: "I said ... I'm leaving!"

Squirrel runs away!

The lone wolf responded very quickly, grabbing the squirrel's big tail and catching him back. Before he could ask questions, he saw that there were only a few rice grains left in his rice bowl! Not even a la carte soup!

The lone wolf saw that his eyes were red. He threw the squirrel to the ground and exclaimed, "What do you want to say?"

The squirrel faced the lone wolf, a pair of small claws folded on his chest, a look of fear, and said cautiously: "That ... I said ... I actually only took one bite, do you believe it?"

The lone wolf hummed, apparently unbelieving.

The squirrel slumped on the ground and confessed, "Well, I took two bites."

The lone wolf remained silent.

The squirrel jumped up and waved his fist and said, "I'm telling the truth! When I came here, the third, fourth, and fifth masters were eating here! I said I would report them and they would take me It was detained inside. I could n’t get out, there was nothing to do, and there was something to eat ... ”Squirrel said, sitting down with embarrassment on his face, and apologizing:“ I took two bites ... ... "

"You are too much!" The lone wolf finished, and flung his tail away, and went into the wolf's den.

Seeing this, the squirrel trembled, knowing that the lone wolf was really sad and really angry, hurried out, came to the wolf's den, and said bitterly, "Master, I was wrong, I was really wrong. I I promise it won't happen again, okay? Will you forgive me? "

The lone wolf hummed, turned his head, and exposed his butt. I don't listen, I look angry.

The squirrel had no choice but to run out to find someone else.

When I heard that the lone wolf was angry, originally because he had eaten a full meal, he drew a handful of salty fish and red baby and a monkey, and was shocked. Xin said, "No, isn't it? It's so big? When is the master so stingy?"

So the four siblings ran back again, watching the lone wolf throwing his **** out, a look like you are missing.

Several guys said in their hearts that it seemed really angry.

The red children, salted fish, monkeys, and squirrels who had just been playing around looked at each other, all looking at each other's guilt. So a few guys got together and discussed.

"Do you think Brother is really angry?" Red Baby asked.

The squirrel said: "It must be really angry. You don't know how sad his eyes were! You look at him and you don't want to look back at us ..."

Monkey said, "I think we seem to be overdone."

The salted fish held his beard and said, "I think, why don't we go and apologize to him? Are we good boys if we know what's wrong ..."

So a few guys nodded one after another, so the four siblings came to the door of the lone wolf, which was behind the lone wolf, and then collectively bowed to the luggage and called: "Brother, we are wrong!"

The scene was like a few guys worshipping the ass, and the picture was really a bit unreadable.

At least, after the Founder took a look, he quickly retracted his bald head back to the Zen room and read the scriptures.

"Hum!" The lone wolf snorted, and there was no movement. Apparently they did not accept their apology.

"What to do? Brother does not accept our apology." Squirrel asked anxiously.

The red baby looked at the fat **** of the lone wolf, and then looked at the empty basin in the kitchen, and said, "Otherwise ... how much shall we eat and how much shall we pay him?"

"Don't tease him, he eats the most every time he eats. We just ate his share, where can we give him something back." Salted fish said.

"When we have dinner tomorrow, it will be over if we all share a portion of him?" Hong Haier said.

"Then we will all be hungry," said the monkey.

The squirrel said: "This time we were indeed wrong ..."

"That's OK, that's it." Several others agreed.

So the four said again: "Brother, we eat yours, can you still do it tomorrow? Don't be angry."

The lone wolf still didn't move, but finally spoke: "No sincerity at all! That was mine!"

When a few guys heard it, it seemed that this was quite reasonable ...

"Otherwise, shall we pay him more?" The squirrel gritted his teeth.

Several other guys were silent.

As for the lone wolf? If someone got into the wolf's den and looked at his dog's head, it would probably not be so tangled.

At this moment, the sole wolf's ears were completely erected, and the thief narrowed his eyes and closed his mouth hard. Even so, the thief with a smile on his face still betrayed his inner thoughts. If it weren't for shutting up, I would have laughed a long time ago ...

But there was no sound in his mouth, but the qi was coming out ...

then……

puff!

"What's moving?" The four little things being discussed suddenly looked up and asked.

"It smells so bad! Master fart!" The squirrel held his tail as a fan and gave a fan.

"This is naked revenge!" The salted fish gasped.

The red child said: "Brother, we will accompany you at most! If you are willing, turn your head, otherwise we will go!"

Unfortunately, the lone wolf was still unmoved, did not speak, and farted again.

"Brother, what do you mean? Do not speak, just fart, do you agree or disagree? Wow ... what awful! Up to 20%!"

"puff……"

"Fuck, brother, I can't stand it. If you don't speak, I'll take it as a decision. I've sucked the fart for so long, it's compensation. I want to flash!" As the tallest monkey really carried Can't help it, this smelly fart is rising, it really hurts the smoked ones!

When the lone wolf heard it, it was anxious. Where did this go? Is this not okay? But he can't hold back without farting!

Seeing that these people were about to run away from his account, he finally gritted his teeth and turned his head, and said, "Forget it, I'm a big brother, and I'm broad-minded! Remember, you will pay me 20% more for tomorrow!" If I regret it, I will sue Master! "