The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Founder suddenly understood that this was not how the monks were so dressed up. This was someone playing him in cosplay!

Founder subconsciously touched his bald head, took a picture of the glass on the side, grinned, and said, "I didn't expect that the poor monk also became an idol.

As a result, in the shopping mall in the mirror, a person who was also exactly the same as Founder walked slowly. This book is nothing, but there is still a girlfriend hanging on that man's arm! Founder looked at his arm subconsciously, and suddenly felt a blow, shook his head, and quickly flashed people.

On this way, Founder did not rarely encounter young people who were almost half of him, and many of them were handsome. Together, Founder had a little dazzling look. At the same time, he also understood why everyone didn't recognize him. This white monk running across the street, who knows who is who!

"Yeah, at least don't worry about being harassed," Fang Zheng muttered, and stopped paying attention to these.

Just then, Founder saw a person standing outside a cash machine in front of a bank. The man was wearing an old green coat with a half-buttoned cap and could not see his face. The point is, this man accidentally exposed a short knife in his sleeve!

Founder looked around. This was a side road that deviated from the main road, and few people came and gone. But no matter how little, there are people passing by here, this guy is a bit too brave! However, the other side has a knife, really want to be hard, I am afraid that something will happen!

Fang Zheng raised his eyebrows, leaned over, stood behind the other, and whispered, "Hey, brother, what are you doing?"

When the other party heard it, he was startled. Looking back in haste, he saw a little bald monk, and frowned, "What am I going to report to you? What are you doing?"

The Founder's hand was flipped, and a knife was added: "I'm going to rob the people inside, how about you?"

The other person froze and said very unpleasantly, "Do you have any professional ethics? See what it is!"

The man took out the knife in his sleeve and said, "I'm also robber, companion! Come first and come first, you can grab it elsewhere."

"That won't work, the poor monk is in a hurry to use the money. It's for you." Founder.

"Hey!" The man was very angry and was about to say something. He suddenly listened with his side ears and lowered his voice. "I won't talk to you, let's do this ticket together! Rob the money, divide it equally! What? Reject, listen to what's going on inside. That's the sound of counting money at the cash machine! Not too much! Certainly grab a lot in a while! "

Founder: "Okay, let's go together. By the way, what are you doing to grab money?"

"Drink vigorously, not to drink vigorously, who does this physical work." The man said.

The Founder asked wonderingly, "What is vigorous?"

"You don't know Dali? Which one do you mix up with? Dili doesn't even know Dali? Dali is a cough medicine. After drinking it, it's smooth ..." the man said.

When Founder heard the cough drops, he immediately understood. General cough drops are nothing, but some cough drops contain codeine, poppy hulls and other things. If you drink too much, you will become addicted, just like taking drugs. However, it is not as harmful as drug abuse, but you will drink more and more ... if you do not drink, withdrawal symptoms such as chest tightness, shortness of breath, fatigue, photophobia, and joint pain. If you take it for a long time, the whole person will become emaciated, and the worst can be schizophrenia such as hallucinations and delusions.

The person's eyes were stunned, apparently he drank too much and cut his confession, and his brain was a bit lost. Otherwise, he won't stay by the cash machine at all times. Even if someone said that the robbery, he still made a line ...

Founder shook his head. Such a person is pathetic and hate ...

"You listen, the cash machine inside is rattling, you wait, I'll grab the first wave, and you will follow." After the man said, he turned and opened the security door of the cash machine, yelling: " Robbery! Give me all the money you took out! "

A voice with a little mummy sounded, "I saved money but didn't withdraw money. You're late!"

The man growled: "What ?! I've been waiting outside for a long time, you're banging ... Do you save money ?!"

The Mune man said, "Hmm ..."

The man said, "Take it out for me! Hurry!"

The mane said, "Why?"

Man said: "Why? I have a knife. Why do you ask me? Give me the money!"

The Mune man said, "No money!"

The man said, "No money? Then you gave me a cigarette, and after waiting so long, I didn't even smoke it."

The Munei man also simply said, "No."

"Do you believe me with a knife ... hey, what about my knife?" Then the man realized that the knife he had been holding was gone.

Founder looked at the knife in his hand, and turned it into an iron ball and threw it into the trash.

Then he heard the fighting sound coming from the inside. At the same time, people passing by also heard the quarrel inside, followed by opening the door, tore the two fighting people out, and pressed the man to the ground.

The mana man was also excited, and shouted, "Can't you accept it?"

"Fuck, am I lying on the ground? Can't you help me, but let me help you? Are you stupid?" The man cried.

The man's face was blank, this Nima, what a brain circuit!

Helping passers-by yelled, "Don't move!"

The man was also dissatisfied: "Why don't you move? The one who doesn't move is Wang Ba, I must move!"

"I'm the police!" The passer-by revealed his identity.

"Are you a policeman? Are you a policeman stunned? I grab some money to buy a lot of money, what's going to stop you?" The man howled.

The police are also aggressive. What did you encounter when you went out?

Fang was watching from the side, listening, and following Le.

At this time, the man saw the Founder and immediately called out, "Ah! Big brother, I'm done! It's your turn, you're up!"

Fang Zheng's smile suddenly solidified, and the man's voice attracted everyone's attention and fell on him.

Founder quickly folded his hands and said, "Amitabha, the poor monk just joked with the donor."

"Are you kidding me? He still has a knife!" The man cried.

When the police heard this, they immediately became tense and asked the man to hold the man. He got up and walked towards the Founder's Road: "Don't move!"

Founder was speechless for a while, and sure enough, watching the fire from the other side would also be caught in the pond fish! If I had known, he would stop watching the lively ...

The police took the Founder to the side and looked back. No one followed. The original serious face immediately turned into a smile. He took out a small notebook and a pen and said, "Frontal host, please sign a name card?"

Founder froze: "Sign? Do you know me?"

The policeman laughed and laughed: "Although the streets are full of cosplays and monks, I'm not an ordinary person and my face is blind. People have been able to tell when I've been a policeman for so many years. I recognized you at a glance, hehe. "