The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Helpless, the doctor smiled bitterly: "I have been a doctor for so many years, whether a patient is good or bad or can be seen. If you do not trust me, you can try another hospital."

Lao Hu shouted: "You rely on a machine, and the machine is not reliable. Can I still know if I hurt? If I am so big, what would I do if it doesn't hurt? Isn't it good to go home and sleep? ? "

Old Hu's wife also said, "Yeah, doctor, you must be wrong."

Hu Xiaozheng said, "Doctor, should you check again?"

The policeman thought for a while and said, "Or else, check again?"

The doctor said helplessly: "Okay, you can check if you want to check, anyway, you have more money."

Then the doctor took Lao Hu and continued the inspection. After the inspection, the doctor called a lot of colleagues and everyone helped.

The police are also on the side, seeing clearly, the three inspection reports are exactly the same!

The doctor said: "Look at it yourself, here are the bones, here are the muscles, the whole body is swept up and down, every inch has been swiped, and there are no injuries at all! I said that his epidermal abrasions were actually a little too much. This kind of injury, even if it is a child of the full moon, will not cry if he cry two times. Why is his voice so loud, a big man? "

The policeman looked at Lao Hu and said to the doctor, "This disease, you really can't cure it. This is what we treat ..."

The doctor snapped: "What's wrong?"

The policeman said, "Mentally ill."

The doctor suddenly realized: "Pretend to be ill, deceive compensation, what about people?"

The police nodded and said, "OK, report that I took it."

The doctor said, "OK."

The police are gone ...

Waiting for the result, the mother and daughter of Hu Xiaozhen saw the police left, the doctor came out, and immediately chased after him and asked, "Doctor, what?"

The doctor said, "As a quack doctor, I can't detect what is wrong with him. Just like this, if you trust me, stay here. If you can't believe it, you can go to the hospital."

After speaking, the doctor also left.

The mother and daughter looked at each other, hurried back to the ward, and talked about things.

Seeing that there was no one around and no pain, Lao Hu sat cross-legged on the bed and muttered, "A ghost can only be detected ..."

"Are you okay?" Lao Hu's wife asked in surprise.

Old Hu said: "It's okay, but I'm okay, and I have to make the kid in Yunian a little bit! So, I have to pretend to be sick, and you will cooperate with me, this time I will let the kid in Yunian lose money and cry! What **** fiction contract would have to be turned over for us! "

"Can this work?" Lao Hu's wife hesitated.

Hu Xiaozhang also said, "Dad, now is a legal society. Can you do that?"

Lao Hu sneered: "The **** society, I pitted him for gifts and money, pitted his house, what can he do?"

Hu Xiaoxiong said, "You just look down on him so much."

Lao Hu said: "Again, the ghost knows what he's writing, and he spends all the time on the Internet making ghosts that can't be touched. Who knows if he writes a small yellow book? And this kind of person will one day One day, you can follow him. What kind of life can you have? This fool is a fat sheep, just kill a knife. Go back to my father to introduce you to a civil servant, and a few white-collar workers who work in a regular company, for a month Although there are only more than 3,000 wages, they have five insurances and one fund! You can still get a loan when you buy a house ... "

"Lao Hu, I don't think the account is so calculated? That kid is more than 30,000 a month, and a month's income of a civil servant." Lao Hu's wife said.

Lao Hu said, "What do you know? Come fast, go fast, and slow down. It's a slow flow, and one is a one-off ... I tell you, three thousand civil servants are 30 thousand more than him. It ’s true! Besides, it ’s all this time, and what's he talking about? It's not a good thing for him to hit me! ”

"Well, this old guy is too shameless! It is obviously that he committed the cheap first, but the result is that the quality of others is not high. Feelings, in this world, only he can play hooligans, and others ca n’t. Let him contract. Should others give him a patent fee? "Salty Fish scolded.

Founder silently turned off the video recording function of the mobile phone, all the recordings were recorded, and the rest were short for parents, so there is no need to listen any more.

"Master, what do you do now?" Salted Fish asked.

Founder Road: "Let your help down the mountain for your teacher is not for you to use magical powers to hit people. In fact, the donor Yu can solve it by himself. He just didn't think about how to solve it. In their words, They are called otaku. Their occupation is destined to write books, rest, eat with friends and brag.

Because there is no conflict of interest, the authors and friends around them don't have to make every effort to guard against each other. Their hearts are open to the outside world and the inner world is very simple. This is good and bad.

Since ancient times, it is necessary to have a destructive heart, and to prevent a destructive heart.

Sooner or later, the sheepfolds will attract wolves. What's more, this sheep is so fat and looks very bullied.

But everyone forgets that sheep are horned.

On the biological chain, wolves eat sheep, but wolves don't just eat sheep randomly. They only pick old, weak, sick and disabled, and really powerful and strong rams, they will not easily provoke them. Because it is not uncommon for a wolf to die on a horn of a sheep.

In today's society, everyone actually has the ability to protect themselves.

Some are weapons given by law, while others are given by society.

When legal weapons are immature under certain conditions, it is time to take out social weapons. "

Salted fish said: "I see, find the big brother in society and settle the matter!"

Founder raised his hand and slapped him, saying: "Nonsense!"

Salted fish said: "What does Master mean?"

Founder Road: "Being a teacher means that I want to tell a story to this donor."

"Story telling? What story telling?" Red boy was puzzled, so abominable guy, don't you pack him up and tell him a story?

Founder Road: "Tell the story of the wolf."

After speaking, Fang Zheng gave a smirk and walked over. After a while, Lao Hu, who was screaming, suddenly became even more violent, sweating heavily, jumping in situ, and bare chest ...

The passing doctors and nurses heard it, shook their heads slightly, and muttered, "Hey, don't you go to the show? 100% prize!"

"It hurts ... it hurts!" Cried Lao Hu.

Lao Hu's wife said, "Okay, no one is here, stop acting."

Hu covered his stomach and said, "This time it hurts ..."

Hu Xiaoxi asked suspiciously, "Is it true? Dad, don't scare me."