The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Founder thought for a while and said, "Oh? How can I prove?"

The lone wolf thought for a while and said, "My master usually gives me a lot of delicious food. Do you have any delicious food?"

When Founder heard it, he froze. When did he give this stupid dog something delicious? Look at this guy who is not a thief. Founder knows that this stupid dog is taking advantage of it! Founder suddenly became angry, raising his hand is a slap!

The lone wolf ran away quickly, but he did not escape and was found slap to the ground by the founder.

The lone wolf jumped up and shouted, "Do you dare to do it? Really think I don't hit the old man? Really think I'm nobody? Brothers, come together! Here comes a liar posing as a master!"

The lone wolf roared, and the squirrel, the monkey, the red baby, and the salted fish all ran over, and saw Fangzheng look like this, and several of the guys were choking at the same time.

The squirrel laughed: "Ha ha ... you liar is too deceiving, our master is not so old! Before you come, at least make up first, right?"

The monkey didn't speak, but frowned, looking at Fang Zheng suspiciously.

The red baby touched his chin and said, "Master? You won't become someone else to flirt with us? Or, you're a liar? In short, you can't prove that you are our master and you can't enter the backyard."

The salted fish nodded and said, "Yes, this is a rule."

Founder also knew that relying on saying alone was useless, so he raised an eyebrow and said, "Be clean, I will talk to you for the teacher."

After that, Founder began to chant, and the red baby wow exclaimed, rolling her head around and yelling, "Oh, Master, I was wrong! You are really a Master ... Oh, stop now ... "

Everyone knows that only Founder knows this spell. Now that Founder thinks about it, and then sees the reaction of the red child, everyone understands that the old man in front of him is really his own master!

So, hurry up and say hello.

Founder shook his head and said, "Wait a while, Jingfa, let's ..."

Before Fang Zheng finished talking, he felt his thighs tightened, and looked down, and saw a lone wolf like a cow lying on the ground, holding Fang Zheng's thigh tightly on his front legs, looking at Fang Zheng with a pitiful look on his face, shouting: "Master ... I was wrong. You look so cute, just forget it this time ..."

Fang Zheng looked at the two-forced Meng state that the lone wolf worked hard and asked, "Who taught you this trick?"

The lone wolf gave a subconscious glance at the squirrel, and the squirrel said, "I learned it in the online cartoon, in the cartoon ..."

Huh!

Before the squirrel finished talking, when Founder lifted his foot, a great white wolf flew into the sky across the courtyard wall and slammed out ...

The squirrel clicked and continued, "It works well in cartoons, but it doesn't work in reality?"

"Master, kick well! Master, if you are not deflated, you can come again, what about it?" The back door opened, and the lone wolf ran in with a look of **** and shouted.

Fang Zheng looked at this dumbfounded guy, but it was helpless for a while. Fang Zheng also knew that this guy was rough and thick, and it was okay to hit it a few times. This guy made it clear that he wanted to use punishment instead of punishment like buckle.

Shaking his head, Founder didn't want to ignore him anymore, after all, he was annoyed now.

When everyone was quiet, Red Baby resentfully said, "Master, have you changed like this?"

Founder spread his hand and said, "It's hard to say."

The salted fish moved to a small horse, sat aside, and laughed, "It's okay to say anything, let's talk slowly."

After that, the salted fish froze, because everyone looked at him together!

Salted fish looked at everyone standing, then looked at the small horse under his buttocks, and then looked at the hand that Founder had lifted up, ready to rub his wrist ... and everyone's unwilling eyes.

The salted fish rose decisively and said, "Master, I'll get you a big chair!"

Then, the salted fish ran ...

When everyone sat down, Founder explained his experience.

The red child said, "My God, Master, if you continue to watch, you may see yourself to death."

Founder sighed: "No way, don't take a look at it, it's not practical for the teacher."

The red child said, "Master, I think, you are too anxious. You can watch it for a second or two every day, and it won't take long to watch it for a year. And it will not affect you so much. You are too hard ... ... Bai blind your good looks, now it's fine, if you make you vulgar, I guess my wife can't find it. "

Founder gave him a slap and said, "Aren't you handsome for the teacher?"

The red baby looked at Fang Zheng's raised slap and said, "Handsome! The thief is handsome! If the master returns, he will definitely be three thousand beauties in the harem!"

Founder just nodded with satisfaction, but he didn't hear it. The red baby secretly added in the back: "Three thousand old lady ..."

"Master, I don't know if it should be said or not." Salted Fish said.

Founder: "Say it, say it right or wrong, don't hit you. It's time for brainstorming, what to say."

Salted fish shook his head and said, "Master, did you learn scum when you went to school?"

Founder's face suddenly turned black ...

The salted fish quickly said, "Master, how can you check it every day like that? Wouldn't you do a head-to-head check? For example, choose June 15 to see if the world is still behind, you do n’t need to check. Look at March 15 if the world is gone, you don't have to look at the ones before March 15 and so on. It won't take you a few years to find the goal. "

As soon as Fang Zheng heard, his face became darker, he suddenly found that his brain seemed to be so amused ... I didn't expect such a simple truth, pig! Pitiful for his flourishing appearance!

"It's too late to say anything now, take a good rest. During this time, I will not see outsiders for the teacher. If there is any problem, you can solve it. If anyone comes to find a teacher, they say they are closed for the teacher." Fang Zheng waved his hand and returned The zen room went.

The lone wolf cried, "Master, don't you have that mask? You can become what you looked like when you were young."

Founder waved his hand: "I don't look for the subject, I don't care so much about the appearance. However, I just want to think about something during this time ... OK, you can play."

Back to the Zen room, Founder did not feel sad, but found a large number of scriptures. He remembered that many books mentioned natural disasters and extinctions. He wanted to see what he encountered. been.

This look is a month.

During this period, Li Xueying, Jing Yan, Wang Yougui and even Ruan Wuming ran to visit from YN, but they were blocked by the red baby and others.

Founder hasn't been out for a month, and no one has ever seen Founder. Even when he played the drum, Founder did not show up, but was replaced by Red Baby.

For a while, there was much discussion outside, and many people were asking what the Founder had done.

ps: Thanks for the solitary drinking in the snow to promote the alliance leader, I haven't seen the new alliance leader for a long time, and I'm happy.