The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

The other two tigers didn't seem to retreat. They shouted two throats, and others couldn't understand.

But Founder understood, the two tigers meant: "Where are the bastards, throwing things around, do you see them?"

"I didn't see it, I don't know what the dog thing was thrown at! Find him and bite him down!"

Hearing this, Founder expressed his unhappiness, so he looked back silently.

I saw the stimulating monkey, salted fish, and squirrel didn't know when, but they even prepared him a pile of soil!

After the ammunition was sufficient, Founder rubbed his wrists and laughed, "Scolding the poor monk? The poor monk lets you eat enough!"

At this time, the two tigers had to step forward again, but as if it were raining overhead, flying down!

The two tigers looked up subconsciously, and as a result ...

Poppy!

The two tigers only felt that their eyes could not be opened. The entire tiger's face was as if attacked by a fist like a rainstorm. They were lying on the ground directly on the back, waiting for the gap between the **** and the two tigers to crawl. When I got up, I ran away without turning my head back, digging into the woods, and unhurriedly poked out the tiger's head to look at it. As a result, a pile of dark things came flying ...

Snapped!

Alas!

The two tigers screamed, turned completely and disappeared into the forest, disappeared.

"It is the Founder's abbot! Look at the mountain!" At this time, tourists and villagers down the mountain finally noticed the source of flying shit, looked up, and just saw a white figure on the mountain that was so prominent that they recognized the identity of the Founder.

"My God, the master is the master. He is truly supernatural. He can throw things on the mountain and hit the tiger's head. The point is that running is not killing. This mastery is awesome!"

"Can still save people, just those few moments, really saved lives!"

"Yes, the master is compassionate, and in ancient times it was also a knight."

Everyone nodded in praise, and at this time someone asked: "What did the master throw away? It looks very powerful, but it is scary to run away without hurting the tiger. Let me study it."

"Don't come, vomit ... full of **** on the street, vomit ..." Ma Fuzi covered her nose and ran back.

Everyone heard it, suddenly dumbfounded, one by one went closer to look carefully, and one by one disgustingly ran back: "Oh ..."

"I rely on, this won't be thrown down by the master? No wonder the tiger is going to run, this is a real disgusting tiger!"

"I just want to know how the master picked up the **** and threw it down, so accurate!"

"I don't want to know this. I just want to know how the master produced so much fresh feces in a short time ..."

"Can we not say shit? Spit ..."

...

This situation was photographed by many people and posted to the Internet, so a post became popular.

"Founder Abbot Takayama threw **** to repel three tigers! 》

Looking at various photos, and some fragmentary short videos, countless people were discussing whether Founder threw the **** with his hands or pulled it down.

"Do n’t pull it. Take it with your hands. It ’s estimated that the master is disgusting. Pull yourself? You are elephants? The output is so high? The point is no matter how great it is, it ’s impossible to fart and shit, and the effect of the cannon. come!"

...

No matter how much noise you have, at this moment, the Lord is doing something else.

"Master, it's awesome, everyone didn't go down, and they all ran off!"

Fang Zheng said with a smile: "There are so many ways to be a teacher. Let me show you this."

While talking, Founder picked up a piece of soil and nudged it in his hand.

At this moment, the lone wolf ran up the mountain in the distance, and Da Laoyuan shouted, "Master, oh my mother, those tigers are too much stuff! I came here in a group, but I can't do it! Copy the guy! Help me find my way! "

Founder's eyes rolled over, and the idiot was sent back with his tail in his hands! He never thought about the danger of him running away, the tiger entering the village?

Fang Zheng shook his head slightly, and was very dissatisfied with the lone wolf's escape. Although it ca n’t be beaten, if the lone wolf does not leave, when the tiger enters the village to attack people, he can easily save people. As for whether the lone wolf is in danger, see if this guy is fattened by the three tigers. You will know how to live and live, nothing will happen! But he still ran away. If Fang was not there, it would be fatal!

Thinking of this, Founder said: "Looking forward, the master's new magical power, baffle your face!"

While talking, Founder waved his hand, and the clods flew to the lone wolf!

At the look of the lone wolf, he cried, "Master, are you playing a game with me? Throw this thing so far? You can't hit me, I flash!"

While talking, the lone wolf jumped to the side and thought he could hide away. As a result, he saw the clump of sky turned into a dark thing, and then turned automatically, facing his proud dog face. Just flew over, and smacked on my face!

Seeing this scene, the monkey, squirrel, and salted fish trembled at the same time, and the salted fish opened their mouths and murmured, "Oh, Master, you are really disgusting at this trick. You can rest assured that I will always be obedient. "

The monkey followed his hands together and said, "Master, I must be the most obedient one."

The squirrel followed by raising his claws, "Master, I am always obedient. But you are disgusting ..."

Founder also felt that this trick was a bit disgusting, and then nodded: "It is disgusting, but your master is doing a terrible job this time, doing things without the brain, not thinking about the pros and cons, and almost caused a disaster. Lessons for him. "

The monkey, squirrel, and salted fish looked at the lone wolf sympathetically, and said, "This is a hard lesson."

At this moment, their eyes suddenly widened, and they looked at the lone wolf with an incredible look!

I saw the lone wolf opened his mouth wide, licked his face and licked his eyes. Then he licked everything on his face quickly, and then his eyes fluttered, and he ran over, saying, "Master, you What did you just throw? What ’s so delicious? Shall we refer to the new cuisine of the temple? Is there any more? Another piece! ”

Hearing this, the monkey, squirrel, and salted fish turned silently: "Gee ..."

Fang Zheng looked at the excitement of Duwolf, and then he remembered that the dog loved shit, but he did not expect that Duwolf would be okay ... wrong! "It's **** ..."

Duwolf said excitedly: "Our new food is shit, what **** ... uh ... **** ... shit? Shit !!"

Fang Zheng looked at the spitting four guys, shook his head slightly, and said, "You vomit, and go down for the teacher to see. The tigers will not come to the village for no reason. There are many species in the Tongtian Mountains. Wild boars are enough for their mouthfuls of oil, there is no need to run out and take risks. "