The Porter Is Not Interested in the Hero Party

120 – Knights Who Swallowed Monsters (4)

“Now, we enter the border of the demons. Got it! All tense up!”

“Yes!”

Following the loud voice of the hero band, the other party members nodded. They were knights who went to the battlefield as substitutes for the Hero party, the greatest heroes of this war. Each one of them fell short of the party of warriors, but they were strong players, and they were even trained to perfectly follow the look of the Hero party.

Lena’s double said to the hero’s double.

“By the way, wasn’t the Demon Commander so pretty? They say that the family is good among the demons, but the nobility is the nobility.”

“yes. Looking at us, we had a bit of a wormy face, but a beauty was definitely a beauty.”

“Why did you look like that? According to rumors, I heard that it is very friendly to humans and is good to the villagers.”

The porter’s double pointed to his white-glistening teeth and said.

“Isn’t it because my acting is so realistic? As soon as he saw me, he crumpled his face. Being an aristocrat, he seemed to hate vulgar people. That means I did a good job as a porter.”

The hero’s double nodded seriously and said.

“Hmm, that’s right. That makes sense. No matter how much you try to blend in with the villagers, you can’t hide the duty of a noble. It’s unfortunate. That commander will have to work even harder to harmonize with humans in the future.”

“That’s right. He imitated the porter perfectly.”

“By the way, what kind of person did you say the porter was?”

The porter’s stand-in said.

“I heard that in every village he went around, he was a prostitute who seduced women and bluffed whenever he opened his mouth. There are rumors that there is a warning attached to the front because the face is sold.”

The hero’s double looked at the porter’s double again and laughed while hitting his knees.

“Yeah, that’s exactly what it looks like! Ha ha ha ha ha!”

“You are really like a warrior! If I had imitated him in front of the hero, the hero would have been shocked as well.”

The hero’s double nodded and said.

“That’s right. how hard i practiced It’s a pity that I couldn’t show you. Only the Ashurian doubles are praised.”

“hello. I am Ashuria, a priest of the Order.”

As if he had been waiting, the Ashuria substitute opened his mouth. A lot of laughter bloomed at the warrior substitute party. Miele’s double laughed and said.

“One real voice is amazing. Seniors. Hearing the real voice at the inn, it couldn’t have been more the same. By the way, is there anything else besides that? I want to hear other words with that voice.”

The Ashurian double spoke in a solemn and thick voice.

“I can’t even say this. Practice was too hard.”

“Ha ha ha ha ha! Wow, crazy! really.”

Laughter spread widely. The hero’s double smiled and turned his eyes toward the surroundings. All of this raucous chatter around the border was intentional. They had to lure border guards passing by and inform them of their current location.

By continuing to announce the location and highlighting the danger, they attract their forces.

That’s how you risk your life and keep running forward, surviving without being caught or undetected until your allies claim victory.

Lena Band said.

“coming.”

The warrior band pulled out their swords. At the moment when each of them armed themselves and raised their lives, the bushes rustled and demonic soldiers appeared. They were border patrols numbering in the dozens.

“yes?”

They looked speechless at the terrifying appearance of the Hero party. If you find a behemoth, you have to attack immediately or notify an emergency, but you were just blinking your eyes because you were frozen in place.

The demon looked at him with a pensive expression for a while, then opened his mouth in a cold sweat.

“You, who are you?”

The hero’s double spoke in a low voice.

“We are a party of warriors.”

“……Aren’t these crazy people?”

The border guard contorted his face with a puzzled expression. And just like that expression, the captain of the garrison was hit by the sword of the warrior and his head was cut in half.

“Slash the warrior!”

The band party moved at the same time as the hero’s band cheered loudly. Ashuria leaped forward, showing off her heavy muscles, twisted her opponent’s shield with her bare fists, and grabbed the frightened soldier’s head.

“Wow! Please save me! Help me!”

The soldier’s eyes showed solemn, ignorant muscles and a solemn expression. Rather than a nun, the face of a huge serial killer opened her eyes and spoke in a soft voice.

“hello. I am Ashuria, a priest of the Order.”

The soldier went into a fit and started crying.

“aaagh! aaagh! crazy man! help me!”

The Ashuria double punched the soldier in the face and killed him instantly, then found another opponent and began to recite the line he had practiced hard while swinging his fist.

“hello. I am Ashuria, a priest of the Order.”

“Yes! Mi, I believe! I’ll believe you, so save me! Uhhhhh…! Whoa, whoa…!”

“hello. I am Ashuria, a priest of the Order.”

“aaagh! aaagh!”

On the other side, a Lena double was stabbing the guards to death with a dagger. Originally conscious of Lena, who was from the black society, the soldiers were confused by stabbing each other in succession and calmly subduing them one by one.

“Is it a real Hero party?”

“Ah, no f*ck, anyone can see that it’s a girl’s dress? You said the assassin was a woman!”

Hearing that voice, Lena’s double flinched for a moment, then started attacking them with more ferocity and cruelty. The attack, which only aimed at the vital points, was changed to a method of torturing and then killing them by lightly brushing their skin, and ignorant hacking continued for those defending the vital points.

“aaagh!”

“aaagh!”

And on the other side, a Millet substitute holding a large machete began cutting off the heads of the demon soldiers and putting them together on one side. Millet’s double, whose head was distorted in pain and piled up in a pyramid shape, began to laugh while wiping the sweat from his face.

“Ha ha ha ha ha! hahahaha!”

Loud laughter made the hideous atmosphere even more brutal.

“Crazy killer bastards! Run away!”

The guards, fed up with the sight, scattered and began to run away. The warrior band shouted as they cut down and killed the fleeing guys one by one.

“You insidious and cruel demons! Are you calling us by vulgar names like murderers! We are a party of warriors! Slash the warrior!”

“Shut up! You murderers!”

The hero pointed to the shouting soldier in the distance and shouted.

“There are people out there who don’t believe we are warriors! millet! Punish me with arrows!”

“hahahaha!”

Then, with a hearty laugh, Millet fired an arrow and hit him in the eye. The soldier hit the vital point while running away rolled on the floor, and as if waiting, Lena’s substitute rushed in and turned him into minced meat.

One of the fleeing soldiers grabbed a sword and tried to turn around and aim for their rear. After checking the man with the bag at the back of the hero’s party, I jumped at him while the other guys were looking away.

“Oops!”

However, the soldier’s attack failed to reach him, and he fell to the floor after being hit in the back of the head by a club. The soldier frowned in a dim consciousness and met the gaze of the porter’s stand-in on top of him.

It had the face of a prostitute, and the arms and legs of a soldier were tied up. The soldier who was subdued at once wriggled and shouted.

“You, you! What are you doing now! stop!”

“You are a woman. hehehe… !”

“I told you to stop! Me, I have a husband at home!”

“Oohhhhh!”

“What a crazy bastard!”

The hero’s substitute, who organized the situation, wiped the sweat from his forehead after seeing a series of events happening behind him. The bright red sweat mixed with the blood was staining the armor. Lena and Millet’s doubles turned their gazes with disgust, but the hero’s double shouted.

“Don’t turn your head! That guy has no choice but to act like a beast for the sake of the Hero party’s historical research! Our mission is to face that fellow’s noble sacrifice squarely and bond as fellow comrades!”

“….okay. I backed off. sorry.”

Lena’s substitute nodded.

Millet’s double pointed to the head piled on the floor and said.

“But do I have to be like this every time we fight? Doesn’t that sound a bit crazy?”

“Okay. All elves are psychos. Rather, we need to scare them by doing more strange things.”

“okay. All right.”

The hero’s double patted Ashuria’s chest lightly and said.

“And the Ashurian double. You showed a performance of your whole body today as if the saintess actually came here. until our mission is done. keep doing that.”

“thank you. Warrior.”

“Whoops… … .”

The hero’s substitute seemed to feel good inside to be called a hero. In such a warm atmosphere, they watched the two men and women rolling around on the floor.

“Everyone, release this right now… ! If not solved… !”

“Uh heh heh… ! That’s why I’m more excited… … ?”

“…But are you really forcing yourself?”

“…..Trust your comrades. Lena.”

The hero’s substitute had nothing to say.