The Porter Is Not Interested in the Hero Party

5 – Hero party (5)

It was three demons who opened the door of the bar and came in. It had skin so bluish that it was impossible to tell the difference between bruises and skin color, and its skinny limbs were grotesquely bent in different directions, giving it a fear-inducing appearance.

A widowed waitress with a small child, upon seeing the ferocious and terrifying appearance of the monsters, stunned, collapsed on the floor and began to scream.

“Quaaagh!”

“Oohhhhh!”

“Kiaaa!”

The monsters also raised their voices and screamed. They kicked the chairs in the tavern and screamed, shedding tears, as if representing the suffering of the underworld.

“Do not worry! The Hero party is here!”

And I rolled my body between the monster and the employee. After rolling and moving smoothly like an acrobat on a round table, I landed in front of him and sent sharp eyes. The monsters were shedding tears with their legs folded like puppies meeting a dog dealer.

“Ooooh…! Ahhh!”

“Sah, save me… ! ask… ! give… !”

“As you ask… … ! did… … .”

I slashed the spear at the neck of the bullshit spittle in the lead. The monster that had hit my hand blade with precision fell to the ground and fell silent. The two remaining monsters glanced at each other and, without asking who came first, started running away.

“Kwaeeek!”

“Keee

“Stand there you guys!”

The guy running out of the tavern stretched out his broken arm. His guard is empty, so I rammed a broken glass bottle into his side. Red blood gushed from his side and poured down the bottle. The blood drained in an instant, and the blue body was stained white and collapsed.

The other guy next to him crouched down on the floor in shock at the death of his colleague. As if begging for help, she spread her palms wide and began to cry in a childlike, pitiful voice.

“Keee!”

But I had no reason to show mercy to him. As a member of the party of warriors, I had the duty to make the world slaughter all demons and reclaim the land where people once lived happily. And, because I had an obligation to reassure the widow who was trembling right in front of me.

The foot wearing the hard safety boots pierced the guy’s guard and hit the human. The soft flesh was crushed and my toes collided with the wooden wall, making a thrilling sound. The monster’s body trembled and limp as if it had been electrocuted, and I looked at the widow as I brushed off the blood from my feet.

“Are you okay? wife?”

“Ahhh… … !”

A woman shivering and unable to comprehend the situation. I hugged her tightly and brushed her back casually. The thick texture of the bra covering her large breasts and the faint smell of barley emanating from her body. I said, burying my face in her hair.

“it’s okay. now.”

“Ahh… ! You were so scared!”

The woman cried and pressed her flesh against me. I hug her body and kiss her. Sticking your tongue in, squeezing your hips, and moving your body naturally as if you were waltzing to the second floor of the pub. The only way to comfort life is to let go of the original desire.

There is no right answer to everything in the world, but the woman and I were moving only one way, like those who have found the right answer to look at life now. I move forward, and the woman accepts me and rubs against me in a mature interaction.

Passionate time filled only with the language of beasts without saying I love you.

As the time of pleasure passed by, a man and a woman were sitting in a room full of steam, looking like burnt firewood. The widow was covered in a blanket and blushing.

Alcohol and s*x are the same in this respect, after spending time in hot pleasure, returning to reality with pain and giving a sense of emptiness. A brief moment of hot consolation and the emptiness that followed was a surprisingly valid transaction target.

The widow covered her naked body with a layer of blanket and blushed.

“…Are you coming again?”

She knew very well that I would never come back.

“You won’t come back. It is a dangerous road.”

The purpose of the hero party is to finally infiltrate the demon castle and fight the demon king and win. As a porter, I don’t know how far I can follow, but it’s no different that I have to risk my life to enter the limbs.

The woman wrapped herself in a blanket and spoke in a melancholy voice.

“It would be nice if things like the Demon King just disappeared.”

“I wish I did too. Extermination of the Demon Lord is not something that humans can do. I just want the light to fall from the sky and bring everything back to normal.”

“Are you going?”

“Yes. gotta go Even if he’s nothing special. He’s an important guy in the Hero party. Things just don’t work without me.”

“…take care.”

The woman bowed her head and let me go.

I wiped myself off and got up. Since I defeated the Demon King’s army officer this morning, I thought I could rest for a day or so. In the end, the woman didn’t say that she was waiting for me. She didn’t hold me until I left, and I didn’t ask her to wait either.

In the end, this is what comforts each other. Sick people licking each other for a while and telling each other that they are not sick. After a harsh wind blows, blood oozes out of the dry wound again and the pain returns.

However, the moment they hug each other is warmer and more cozy than anyone else, so they end up looking for someone suffering from the same wounds.

It cooled down quickly as it was spontaneously burned.

After descending the stairs, the scenery I saw was the strewn remains of the Demon King’s army and Lena sitting obliquely on a chair in a tavern stroking a dagger. Even her head was strangely twisted, giving the impression that a signboard had been thrown.

I said it with a smile as if it was nothing.

“Hey, I heard there’s a commotion outside?”

Lena nodded and said.

“Didn’t an officer in the Demon King’s Army come down on his own and get caught?”

“That is auspicious. Our warrior will catch the demon king in the future. That would be a good sign.”

Lena looked me up and down and nodded. Then he got up and said.

“You said you caught those monsters? You are good at fighting.”

The corpses I had killed were strewn about where Lena pointed. The evil remnants of the demon king’s army were lying around with an unbelievably pitiful and painful expression, and even the tavern owner seemed reluctant to clean them up.

“Aren’t they specially selected porters? As a member of the hero’s party, I can’t lose to such insignificant guys.”

“I came running like this because I was worried about you, but it’s disappointing to hear that you are doing well alone.”

While saying that, Lena grabbed the rolling bottle. Luckily, the unbroken bottle was quite expensive. Lena waved her bottle and said to the tavern owner.

“Mr. Master! Shall we take this as the price we paid for protecting the store?”

“Ah yes! Eat your fill!”

The tavern owner smiled kindly and nodded. I bowed to him and went outside with Lena. As soon as Lena came out, she drank from the bottle and smiled while frowning.

“nice! this is it! After all, it’s best to have a drink after killing the demon lords, right? You drink too!”

Lena handed me the bottle. I followed Lena in one gulp and looked equally happy.

“nice! This is what it tastes like!”

Lena saw my expression and giggled like it was ridiculous.

“Ha ha ha ha ha! What is that. Uncle, that’s really stupid.”

She took the bottle from me again and continued.

“mister. What are you going to do after you catch the demon king? Do you have any future plans?”

“I am thinking about building a farm. It will drop a few pennies on me too.”

In the capital of the empire where the Demon King’s army was stationed, an enormous treasure lay dormant. Even if you took only part of the treasure, you could eat enough for the rest of your life. In the first place, Lena was also a member of the journey aiming for that treasure.

Lena opened her eyes and said.

“farming? I am surprised.”

“Farming is enough of a hobby for a guy like me to spend the rest of his life leisurely. Please let me know the address later. I will send you crops every year.”

“I knew you would live buried in alcohol and women, of course. Uncle, you are very prodigal.”

“It is not profligacy. There is a classy expression of comfort.”

Lena laughed again. Lena tossed the finished bottle into the trash. The trash can and the glass bottle rubbed gently against each other, making a distinctive sound. I asked Lena.

“Lena-sama came to the Hero party for money, right?”

“no? I came because of a sense of justice to defeat the demon king.”

Lena shook her head and told an obvious lie. I nodded and ignored Lena’s words.

“So, what are you going to do with that money? If you have that much money, you don’t have to commit crimes anymore.”

“Yeah? I’m still settled on what to do with my life.”

A party of warriors was seen in the distance. The warrior with blond hair and a bright smile waved at me. The sun was shining at the right time, and her hair was shining, and the lines were so fine that at first glance, you might think it was a woman.

“Uncle porter! here it is! here!”

Ashuria was passing the time trimming her nails, and Millet was sleeping peacefully on the warrior’s thigh. Lena waved at the hero and told me.

“Should I start farming too?”

“Are you farming?”

“Why. It looks like it would fit well. A former thief doing farming. The spider tattoo on the neck is the point.”

Lena said that and pointed at her neck. I averted my gaze as the vivid spider tattoo glistened like it was alive. Then he looked at the warrior and said.

“I don’t think so.”