The Pretty Girl Next to Me Asks Strange Questions Every Day

1 – I heard that thinking dirty thoughts makes your hair grow. Is it true?

“I heard that thinking dirty thoughts makes my hair grow, is that true?”

A soft voice filled the room.

When she looked up, the girl sitting across from her smiled at her. The playful face is like a cat that has caught delicious prey.

It’s not like it’s not, it’s like they’ve really caught their prey.

“What do you think?”

This child’s name is Yuina. She is a classmate and member of the newspaper club with me. She

She And she was also a guy who kept clinging to me for some reason.

Especially after school. When all the other members have left and only the two of us are left, Ina asks a strange question as if she had been waiting. Like right now

Looking straight at Ina’s face, her big eyes blinking, she opened her mouth.

“I don’t know.”

“What~?”

The sound of her ballmen burst out of Ina’s mouth.

“Are you going to pass without answering today?”

“I always answered that I don’t know, but now I know.”

“It’s too much~!”

Ina, lying on her desk, puffed out her cheeks little by little.

I said I don’t know because I don’t know. I don’t know if her hair grows or falls out when she thinks dirty.

“If you have any questions, why don’t you go to the health room and ask the teacher?”

“To tell the teacher such trivial things?”

“Then why are you asking me?”

“It’s okay because you are you.”

OK is bullsh*t. There is no such thing as NG.

Ina was still puffing out her cheeks. She went from cat to hamster.

Even if I leave it as it is, tomorrow I’ll forget about it and start running again…… If that happens, I’m afraid of the aftermath. You never know what kind of questions they might bother me with.

I let out a sigh and look for her words.

“Why did you become curious about this in the first place? Are you going to put it in an article in the next issue?”

“Do I look like someone who would worry about things like articles?”

A member of the newspaper department often speaks like that in the newspaper department’s office.

“Then?”

“That, that’s what I mean. I’m a bit ashamed to say this, but…….”

“Normally, I would have been shy at the point of talking about dirty thoughts or anything.”

Ina, lightly ignoring my legitimate criticism, straightened up and sat down.

“I heard that most men like long, straight hair.”

Is that so? I tilted my head.

“Huh? Maybe not?”

“Okay.”

Not really, but there must be differences in taste.

While there are men who like wavy straight hair, there are certainly men who prefer boyish hairstyles. It is impossible to say which one is correct.

But.

“The overall tendency may be so.”

As expected, Ina muttered, and began to caress the ends of her own hair.

Her medium-length hair, neither long nor short, flows down softly like silk.

“So that’s it. I also thought about growing my hair out.”

“From what I’ve heard, it seems like it’s always been that long.”

“Yes. I wasn’t particularly interested in the shape of my hair. Then I heard about this, so I searched for ways to grow my hair quickly.”

Ina put her hand on her chest.

“And that’s how I came to this conclusion.”

Then he said with a look of confidence.

“Thinking dirty thoughts makes my hair grow.”

“Why is the conclusion like that?”

Well, it’s not surprising now.

I have a very twisted logic circuit. It has always been like this. But I get flustered every time. Am I incapable of learning?

“So what are you going to do?”

“How about living with dirty thoughts from now on? Won’t my hair grow back?”

“Isn’t that just a pervert?”

“Well, it’s a dirty idea, but there’s a limit to my imagination alone, right? So, I wish someone would tell me dirty things~”

Ina came back with a playful expression and smiled.

“Maybe… ….”

“No.”

“It’s too much~”

Cover your mouth and laugh. What’s so funny

Why is Ina doing this to me?

It’s always been this way these days. The pattern of making fun of me by asking weird questions. It’s getting boring because I’m not used to it.

He’s a character with a good personality to other kids, but why is he acting like this to me? It’s already two months.

Have I become Ina’s place to relieve stress?

Looking at Ina with such thoughts, she put her words in her mouth.

“Is it really necessary?”

“Huh?”

I looked everywhere on Ina’s face.

The brown semi-long hair sways. The long eyelashes covering the large pupils give the impression of a delicately sculpted doll. The smooth and pure white skin is like a white drawing paper that does not know the dirt.

She’s not tall and her breasts are on the small side…… Well, depending on the person, this could be an advantage. This is a matter of preference.

In fact, she was famous in Ina’s school. There were even rumors that her entire school knew her face within a week of her admission. I heard that she thought she was a celebrity.

So even if she doesn’t grow her hair, she’ll be popular with men. She still seems to get confessions once a week.

“What do you mean?”

When she came to her senses, Ina was sticking her head towards me. Her good scent came belatedly. She hurriedly turned her head and then went after her.

“No, that’s it. She’s asking if there’s any need to grow her hair out.”

I haven’t received an answer for a while. When I glanced next to her, she was staring at her eyes.

“Why?”

Ina tilted her head.

“This is the story. Does her hair grow over time even when it’s still? Do you think it’s okay if she doesn’t make that effort? Even if it was true anyway, I don’t think it would have any meaningful effect?”

Ina asked her if her hair grows faster when she thinks dirty. She said, but even if it were true, it wouldn’t make a noticeable difference. She would have no reason to make such an effort. Cancer, no way.

…… Somehow it became an excuse.

I scratched her head.

“Because he and not all men like long hair.”

“Umm~”

Ina nodded slowly.

Did you understand what I said? It was fortunate that there was no misunderstanding.

“Over there.”

In her heart, she let out a sigh of relief, but Ina’s mouth opened again.

“Why?”

“I was just asking for reference. Do you prefer short hair or long hair?”

Ina stares blankly at me.

I was dumbfounded by the sudden choice. Where would you like to refer to it?

“It doesn’t matter.”

To put it bluntly, I’m not good enough to cover myself with hot water.

“If I had to choose just one?”

An extra hit came in. Just persistence.

“…… A long one is better than a short one.”

“Um~ Is that so?”

Ina put on a worried expression for a moment, then smiled in satisfaction.

Soon after, Ina looked straight up at my face and took a deep breath.

The eyes facing me showed off a magical light, and the cheeks that were slightly flushed radiated heat.

Ina’s lips moved slowly.

“Then…… I need to grow my hair too~”

With a faint laugh, Ina immediately got up from her seat and walked towards her door.

I stared blankly at his back.

What is it?

What do you mean? Are you kidding me? It’s a joke? Anyway, isn’t this too much? Isn’t every man bound to be mistaken?

In the end, I came across the same question again.

Why is this guy doing this to me?

While she was in trouble, she clapped her hands as Ina turned her back.

“Ah! Come to think of it, I have one more question.”

“…… What?”

She answered, turning her head away so that her blushing face wouldn’t be seen.

Ina laughs bashfully.

“I heard that most men like women with big breasts.”

“…… What?”

“By the way. My chest…… Are you still growing?”

“No way.”

“So I looked for ways to increase her breasts. Then there was an answer that a man would grow bigger when touched.”

“No way…… !”

“Over there.”

Ina, who covered her chest with her exaggerated gestures, said with the corners of her mouth raised.

“Even if I ask you…… Will it?”

“Do not touch!”

“Ahahahaha, that’s too much~”

Cuk-kuk, Ina’s laughter filled the room again.