The reborn manotaku

Scold, run away, really be a sullen old man is vegetarian?

Li Huai smiled slightly and turned his head. He is a

grassroots, and he can’t look at these Yangchun Baixue who think he is superior to the fake appearance,

but unexpectedly, Cheng Yuanyuan next to him did not react, and was even a little confused, “What is heiheihei?”

Li Huai was furious, and dared not to accept the terrier!

However, upon closer inspection, Cheng Yuanyuan’s expression did not seem to be fake.

This chick has a pure heart, Li Huai naturally doesn’t believe it, and should not react.

Thinking of this, Li Huai has an expression that you know: “That’s it.”

“Indecent!”

Cheng Yuanyuan reacted instantly, with a look of disdain, “Growing up and telling meat jokes in front of girls, just like pulling girls’ braids in the hope of attracting attention when I was a child, is a ridiculous act of self-righteousness.”

“Maybe laugh.”

Li Huai’s face was calm, “But don’t be presumptuous about one point.”

Cheng Yuanyuan’s beautiful eyes glanced at him, “Which point?”

Li Huai asked rhetorically, “If you get your attention, will you be my girlfriend?”

Cheng Yuanyuan shook her head, “You’re dreaming.”

“That’s fine, I think so too.” Li Huai agreed: “So it’s good that you made it up by yourself.”

Cheng Yuanyuan’s chest tightened, and for the first time she hated her curiosity, and said with a hard mouth:

“No matter what, as a student, your behavior is very obscene.”

“Indecent?”

Li Huai disdained, “I have a true temperament, does Guan Hanqing know?”

Cheng Yuanyuan nodded, “Who doesn’t know Dou’e.”

“Then do you know his most famous words?” Li Huai continued to ask.

Cheng Yuanyuan sneered, “I can’t steam, cook, pound, stir-fry, and be a copper pea, do you think I’m the same as you who don’t learn and have no skills?”

Li Huai pouted, “If you don’t learn, you can’t learn… Then do you know what copper peas mean?

Cheng Yuanyuan was speechless and shook her head.

Li Huai smiled, “Copper peas were a common name for the old fritters in the Yuan Dynasty.

Cheng Yuanyuan: “Nonsense.”

“This sentence comes from one of his flowers * not to grow old, to be understood in context.” Li Huai said as he raised his eyebrows:

“With my hand of folding willows and climbing flowers, I have caused the flowers to be ruined. Half a life to fold willows climbing flowers, one life to sleep flowers lying willows.

“I am a leader of the world, the head of the world’s prodigal squad.” “I’m a steamed can’t rot, can’t cook, pound

not plaque, stir-fry can’t burst, and make a sound of a copper pea… You have lost my teeth, crooked my mouth, lame my legs, broken my hands, and God has given me these evil symptoms, and you still refuse to stop! In addition to the fact that the king of Yan personally summoned, the gods and demons came to hook. The three souls returned to the mansion, and the seven souls lost the shadows. Oh, my God! In the meantime, don’t go up the fireworks road!

“So…”

Li Huai concluded: “The meaning of the old Guan is very clear, I am the old Guan, the old driver, beat to death, and will not go ashore!”

Cheng Yuanyuan naturally studied ancient texts, and suddenly had a feeling that the three views were destroyed, and she couldn’t say anything for a long time.

Li Huai snorted coldly, Xiao Xian, I know that there are cultural hooligans.

Of course, people are not too much of vigorous pills, and they drink vigorously to produce miracles all day long.

This poem expresses the temperament of not being in line with the world, even if he is a wandering son, you know, at that time, it was the world of Yuanmeng.

But there is no need to talk to this chick.

“Hooligan!” Cheng Yuanyuan was speechless, and could only scold.

Li Huai smiled, “No, accept.”

Cheng Yuanyuan stopped talking, and there was a sudden silence between the two.

Li Huai didn’t care either, and watched the performance of the small troupe by himself.

At this time, an aunt, father and Uncle Liu sang the traditional Jin opera “Counting Grain”.

This is the finale project, my father’s small troupe can ask for a higher price than others, all thanks to the real kung fu of the drama under his hand, you must know that now there are fewer and fewer big dramas, and the people are very happy to be able to listen to a few words on the spot.

Although Li Huai grew up in the troupe, he was not interested in these traditional babbling, but after being reborn in two lifetimes and experiencing the flavors of life, he actually figured out the taste, coupled with professional singing and chanting, he gradually became addicted to it…

Coincidentally, Cheng Yuanyuan on the side has been following her parents in the south for many years, rarely seeing her grandfather, and the relationship is not close, and at this time, the family is chaotic and crowded, and there are always some relatives who have never seen her to pull her to ask questions about the east, so she stays outside in frustration and talks to the only young man, Li Huai.

It was an unintentional move, but it aroused curiosity.

She has never seen this kind of boy, a mouthful of dirty words and jokes, but she seems to know a lot, and she has a sense of freedom to see through the world.

What kind of person is this?

While watching the play absentmindedly, Cheng Yuanyuan secretly turned her head to look at Li Huai from time to time. I thought that Li Huai

was angry because he called him a rogue, or another routine, but I didn’t expect to find that Li Huai was really watching the play, and he hummed under full attention.

All people have narcissism, men and women, beauty and ugliness.

If you don’t believe it, you go to the street and find a random beautiful woman and say: “Girl, you are really so beautiful, I am fascinated by you.”

Tell you the result, even if the beautiful woman is used to hearing such words, she will be angry and happy. Just imagine, you walk and a girl you

don’t know comes up to you and tells you how handsome you are, even if the girl looks average, you will feel good about her.

The most unhappy thing for a woman is not that you tease her, but that you turn a blind eye to her.

At this time, Cheng Yuanyuan had an unpleasant feeling.

Those babbling aunts on the stage have me good-looking, this girl standing next to you and not leaving just don’t mind the meaning of the joke just now, you actually watch the play without watching me, it’s just unreasonable.

“Hey, why do you like to watch those as much as a little old man, do you understand?”

Just after saying Cheng Yuanyuan, she regretted a little, thinking why she was so bored, this guy would definitely talk some nonsense again.

To his surprise, Li Huai turned his head, but his expression was very indifferent and calm,

“This thing is actually quite good, if you want to hear it, I will tell you the story of it, if you don’t want to hear it, forget it.”

Cheng Yuanyuan was stunned, and then smiled, “Okay, I can’t understand a word about what is said on this.”

Li Huai is not at all surprised that most local young people can’t understand the traditional opera singing, let alone Cheng Yuanyuan, who speaks Mandarin.

“The story of this play is simple.” Li Huai introduced: “In fact, it is the love story of Xue Pinggui and Wang Baochuan, Wang Baochuan has been guarding the bitter kiln for 18 years and waiting for Xue Pinggui, this singing is the story of her returning to her mother’s house and breaking the three high-fives with her father, preferring to live with her lover in poverty rather than listening to her father’s story of being poor and loving the rich.”

Cheng Yuanyuan suddenly realized, “Oh, ancient women are really… Then how did Xue Pinggui treat her?

Li Huai smiled slightly, and read aloud: “I rode a white horse to walk three passes, I changed my plain clothes and returned to the Central Plains, let go of Xiliang and no one cared, I only thought about Wang Baochuan.”

Li missed the heroism, Cheng Yuanyuan also listened a little excited, “I seem to have heard this sentence somewhere, too handsome, this is the man that girls like, which is like you, full of words.”

“Handsome?”

Li Huai sneered, “This dog thing has long been married to Princess Xiliang, and the first thing he did after returning in 18 years was to test whether his wife was loyal, and I want to say, what a scumbag!”

Cheng Yuanyuan was stunned, and then she was also indignant, “What a scumbag, what’s the point.”

Li Huai shook his head, “You don’t understand, the thinking was like this at that time, but watching the play is watching life, the play is like life, life is like a play, people are watching the shortness of parents, the world is cold, this topic has not changed for thousands of years, and human nature has not changed for thousands of years.”

Cheng Yuanyuan thought of the mess in her home, and inexplicably had all kinds of vicissitudes, “It’s really not interesting for people to live.

Li Huai smiled, “How is it not interesting, do you want to wipe your neck, people live to roll in the red dust, instead of causing a mess and complaining bitterly, it is better to play with urine mud.”

Cheng Yuanyuan couldn’t help but laugh, feeling that this person was really interesting, and somehow, she also let go of the strength she was holding, and felt very relaxed.

“Your joke hasn’t finished just now, keep talking.”

When Li Huai heard this, he was immediately excited,

and he liked to tell people serious jokes the most.