The Retirement of the Demon Lord

"What's the matter, I heard you yelling for me from a long distance, and you missed me after a few days?"

Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be there. Mei Qianxiao has a sunny smile on her face that looks like she has been constipated for more than ten years. She ran back from where she came from. Next to him was a little monk with red eyes and nose, who pouted and sobbed a few times from time to time, rubbed his tender ears with his hands, and murmured something in his mouth, "Do not do to others what you do not want to do to others... My Buddha is merciful, facing the The sin tolerance is over... woo woo..."

"What do you pervert want to do to the little monk!"

Mei Qianxiao didn't expect that a circle of people around Jiang Hao were still looking for him, but when they met, they pushed him away and protected the little monk behind him.

The pervert I did to the little monk... ah, you are the pervert!

What did brother do to the little monk? It must have been something...

This little monk has a unique vision. At the Luolu Valley martial arts conference, he had already tied the sash and looked like a dead person. He recognized it as the leader of the demon sect. After a while, his identity will be called out, and his pension will be wiped out.

So when everyone's attention was on the two brothers in Baibeast Sect, he unknowingly took the little monk into the latrine.

"Ah, it's you! Why is the leader of the Sun Moon God Sect in the Kung Guard Division..."

As expected, the little monk recognized him right away. At this time, it is absolutely not comparable to be able to do it. After all, the toilet is also a public place, and the partition wall has ears.

"Oops, it hurts, you're going to break the little monk's ear beads!"

Under the strength of Mei Qianxiao, the little monk was unable to use his powerful melee martial arts at all, and was pressed against the wall of the latrine, unable to move.

"Shut up and don't screw it up. But if you shout again, I'll make your ears turn upside down!"

I don't know if the intimidation is effective or not, but the little monk closed his mouth pitifully, but his unyielding little mouth pouted so high that it could be hung on a piece of paper.

Mei Qianxiao pulled back a little, but still held the little monk's soft earlobe with his hand, and the air between his fingers made him feel a chill, and then he held his head high and whispered generously.

"Although on the surface I am a demon sect leader, but in fact... I have a heart to serve the country! I love my motherland! I love the strong and help the weak! I, I am righteous and punish the evil! Where can I serve the people in an open and honest manner? Of course, it is the three companies and guards! So in my spare time as the leader, I like to arrange various strawberries, arrange flowers, enjoy a piano and wine... and then spend my leisure time outside of my leisure time. , then hid here as a Jin Yiwei, defending the little justice in my heart."

"It's so sentimental, the Moon Sect Master can also arrange flowers!"

"Hahaha... That's of course. If you want to be the leader of the demon sect, it is necessary to cultivate yourself. But brother, the above hobbies are all done in that place. That place is not suitable for monks. Otherwise, I will take you to the Spring Breeze Pavilion tonight to open your eyes. Hey hey hey..."

To fool a little monk who had not yet entered the world, Mei Qianxiao felt that it was enough.

He didn't make a mistake in his judgment, and the little monk almost applauded: "Master is right, although there are righteous and evil ways in the rivers and lakes, but the right way may be treacherous, evil, or upright, and there is no absolute way! Senior sect leader, you don't look serious, but in your heart you are unexpectedly good!"

Hey, what kind of prejudice do you have against brother! We've only met twice, once in the shape of a mummy and once in a mask, how can you see that brother is not serious! Didn't this take you to the brothel to grow strawberries, at least you should have a good impression!

"Okay, I only have a small matter to find you. In the future, as long as you don't wear a mask, you will call your brother a thousand smiles. You have to keep your brother's true identity a secret."

"Ah, how can we do that, isn't the little monk just like the people in the devil's way!"

Ma Dan, you little milk monk swallowed back your saying "the Tao has no absolutes" for Lao Tzu! If you don't twist your ears off, you probably won't know how powerful my brother is!

"Oh, let it go, the little monk's ears are about to fall out!! Sure enough, what the master said in his dreams on weekdays is right. There is not a good thing on Baimuya, and even the monk's sesame oil money is cheated..."

Don't knock over a boat of people with one pole! Also, Master Chengjing is so obsessed with lending money to his master that he can't even forget it in his dreams!

Outside the nickname, Master, I have good news for you! In addition to successfully making the girls in Tianxiangyuan miss you every night, you also succeeded in making an old monk miss you all night!

However, Master Chengjing seems to be right. He is indeed not a good man or a woman. Bullying a young monk is not merciless. He folds his fun and fluffy ears out of various flowers, and prepares it in advance for the New Year's Eve that will come in a few days. Warm-up preparation for dumplings.

But this little monk was also stubborn, and after rubbing his ears for a few minutes, he refused to be in the same boat as his brother.

"Big brother, can I call you big brother? For the sake of my little brother who saved your life, why don't you know me? Otherwise, don't blame me for being ruthless and killing people!"

"Yuejiaozhu, one code is one code, monks don't lie, little monks would rather die than break the precepts!"

"Wait..." Mei Qianxiao suddenly had an idea, "I didn't tell you to lie. You see, we have a fate in the dance forest conference, so you don't have to call me the Moon Cult Master, I'm Mei Qian smiled, it's not too much to call Big Brother Mei on weekdays, right?"

"Okay, it doesn't seem to be too much." The little monk thought for a while.

"The monks don't chew their tongues, and you won't argue that I'm a member of the evil sect when you see people, and you also say that I'm a demon sect leader when you go to the toilet, right?"

"Of course not, monks are the most taboo to gossip! Besides, how can there be time to talk nonsense when you go to the toilet, and you have no soul if you go to the toilet without reciting the Great Compassion Mantra!"

Are you poisonous! ! Can you shut up and concentrate on shitting! Are you respecting the Buddha or desecrating the Buddha! ! According to your fallacy, how many people in this world can go to the toilet and have souls? I'm really sorry that we laity go to the toilet without a soul!

"That's okay. If someone asks you if I'm the leader of the demon sect, you can say yes, we are all good people, we won't lie!"

Unless he shows his feet, who would suddenly ask the little monk to ask such a question? As long as the little monk does not talk nonsense, he will naturally keep his secret.

Mei Qianxiao reluctantly let go of her playful little ears, clapped her hands, and looked like she was done.

"That's right, that's how it is said. When someone asks you if you are the leader of the demon sect, you must answer truthfully!" The little monk was taken to the rhythm without knowing it~www.wuxiaspot.com~ silently remembered that he could not talk nonsense. He also strengthened his belief that he would not lie, and suddenly came back to his senses with tears in his eyes, and said pitifully, "So why did you bring Xiao Seng here to rip Xiao Seng's ears?"

Mei Qianxiao naturally wouldn't turn around to talk about it, and said with a smile, "It's fun."

"Wow! How can you do this!! Master, this month's leader is too arrogant, and the little monk consciously can't get past him!!"

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Back to the present.

"We met this little monk at the dance forest conference, and I liked it very much. When we meet again today, I can't help but take it to the side to catch up with the old days..."

Mei Qianxiao was the first to explain, for fear that the little monk would go bald, and half the little milk monk couldn't help but complain to Jiang Hao.

"He twisted my ears! He took me to the toilet and twisted it, it hurts, hurts!!"

Jiang Hao raised her bull's eyes and wanted to breathe fire: "Why are you **** his ears! Do you have to go to the toilet to screw it??"

This...give me time for a song, let me think of a good excuse...

"He said it was fun!" The little milk monk immediately jumped up and said.

Hello! To say that it is fun is to prevaricate your life! You really don't even lie at all!

A few words, coupled with Mei Qianxiao's usually not very good reputation, suddenly caused everyone present to cast a strange look.

Mei Qianxiao was very sure that this was an endgame that had to be explained, but before she had time to speak, Liu Yunlu spoke first with an expression like waking up from a dream, and said something like the last straw that broke the camel's back.

"No wonder he said just now, 'Brother Jiang Xiao, who is hard all over his body, doesn't like it anymore, and now he has changed his taste and likes the soft and glutinous one', and he also made an extremely obscene 'Hehehehe...' laughter! So you want to Hit the little monk's idea! You don't even let the little monk go, wow... scumbag!"

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