As the smoke cleared, Devil Mister stepped out from behind the stove in the costume of a wandering scholar, "Why are you arguing?" Mr. Doctor, what is there to serve you? "

Ling Lian laughed, "What did I think it was, it turned out to be a prodigal student!" That's what that pit bull is? It makes me laugh. "

The cunning devil Mister pretended to be modest and pitiful, and bowed to Ling Lian: "Dear Mr. Doctor, I salute you!" Your power is so powerful that it can make me sweat profusely. You are truly an amazing person! "

Ling Lian asked, "What do you call you?" "

"To a man of great learning and high aspirations," says Mister, "the question seems to me to be insignificant. My name is not worth mentioning. "

Ling Lian sneered: "But for you people, the name usually explains the essence. If people call you 'flies', 'saboteurs', 'liars', then you are the flies that people hate who bite carrion, and you are obscene ghosts who are used to destroying and lying. Enough, what kind of ghost are you? "

Mister rolled his eyes from inside his human skin mask, "Well," he said, "there is a power that always wants to do evil, but often makes good work done faster and better." I'm a part of it! "

"What do you mean by this dumb riddle?"

Mister laughed and said, "People say you're smart, do you need me to explain that?" I am the spirit who is Xi to doing evil. The so-called sins of your human beings, the destruction, are all my masterpieces. You still don't understand? All things always complement each other, and if I destroy your human things, you will make something more beautiful and better. You should thank me for that! "

"What a cheeky thing!" Ling Lian said, "Were you born to only do these shameless things? "

"When the universe began to form, I was a part of the universe - darkness, and it was I who gave birth to light, but the light was ungrateful, and betrayed me, the mother of the night, and occupied most of the universe. Now, we can only hide in the dark, behind objects, and I take it for granted that I want to take back our rights. "

"Absurd logic, shameless quibbles!" Ling Lian said: "I have figured it out now, you are helpless against the almighty God, so you start bullying the weak human beings. Do you think you can do whatever you want with humans? "

"That's right, Doctor, you're smart! That's what I'm facing right now. I tried my best to create earthquakes, storms, floods, and fires, but in the end it didn't work. Have you humans lost so few of your lives by me? But the dead died, and new ones were born. The same goes for insects and animals, which can never be killed. I'm going crazy. "

Ling Lian sneered and said, "You underestimate us humans, I think you hateful monster should change your career." "

"I really should have thought about that. Still, Mr. Doctor, can you save that for another time? Let me leave today, okay? Mister pleaded.

"Where do you start, aren't you powerful?" Ling Lian said strangely, "This is the door, you know where the chimney is, it's up to you to think about it." "

Mister pointed to the threshold: "Let me tell you, I want to run, but you have a magic foot there, and I can't get out." "

Ling Lian turned around, and there was nothing on the threshold except for the five-pointed star-shaped exorcismal talisman.

"Is it it?" He asked.

Mishes nodded.

This five-pointed star-shaped exorcism charm is a common exorcism charm in people's homes, painted on doors, windows, and beds, and it is unexpectedly trapped by this demon!

"Oh, so you're just that!" Ling Lian chuckled, "But, please tell me, cowardly and shameless devil, since it can suppress you, how did you fool it into sneaking into my study?" "

"Take a closer look, Mr. Doctor, it's not well drawn, and there's a gap in the sharp corner outside."

Ling Lian laughed; "What a coincidence! A demon becomes a captive of a mortal, all for the sake of chance. "

With a bitter face, Mister said, "I didn't notice it when I entered the house with you in the form of a bulldog, and when I entered the house, I realized that I had made a big mistake. With it, I couldn't escape from the house at all. "

"Then why don't you jump out of the window? Or smoke and smoke out of the chimney! Ling Lian said.

"Absolutely, Mr. Doctor, but we devils and ghosts have a rule that they must go out where they come in."

"What if you don't follow this rule?"

"That will be punished by the devil's world. For thousands of years, people have had a lot of misunderstandings about us, always thinking that our devils are bad from head to toe, so they impose all the crimes on our heads. In order to save our reputation, we set this rule. In fact, you know that among you human beings, there are people who are completely worse than us. "

"What beautiful words!" Ling Lian sneered, "The devil has become like a gentleman, polite, civilized and trustworthy, and we humans have become even more hateful than the devil." I ask you, what is the purpose of you turning into a pit bull and coming back with us? "

"I have long heard that you are an extraordinary person, and many people in our devil world are not convinced, and they want to see what is unusual about you." Mister remembered his bet with God, but in order to gain Ling Lian's trust, he didn't say anything. "And as a result, you subdued me, and convinced me completely. I beg you to lift up your noble hand and let me go out now. "

Ling Lian decides to tease the devil Miste.

"It's easy to get out, but you have to stay here a little longer. Tell me an interesting story first, I'm happy to hear it, and I'll naturally let you out. "

"Let me go," begged, "and I promise to be back soon, and then I will tell you whatever you want to hear." "

Ling Lian said slowly, "You are really a clever devil. Your promise reminds me of the story that has been passed down to this day in "The Fisherman and the Devil", in which your fellow traveler made the same promise to the good fisherman, but once he was freed, he revealed his original evil face. "

"He has already been punished, put in a bottle by the fisherman, and will never come out." "You can rest assured that I will do what I promise," said Mister. Besides, I think you're a really good person, and I haven't talked to you enough. "

"But it's not a trap I set up that you're trapped here, it's your Excellency, that you've thrown yourself into the net. Let you go now, it will be difficult to catch you in the future, how can you say that if you catch the devil, let it go? "

Mister rolled his eyes in his human skin mask twice, pretending to be helpless, and said, "Well, since you like me to stay here, I'll have to stay with you." But in order to eliminate loneliness, please let me do magic for you and relieve your boredom. "

Ling Lian said: "That's good, please, show your real skills." "

Mister took off his robes, and in order not to frighten Ling Lian, he had already turned his skeletal frame into a human body.

"You are well asleep," he said, shaking his robe, "for an hour I will call some of my men from far and wide, and they will sing you the softest and most beautiful song in the world, and you will see the most beautiful scenery in the world from this robe of mine." Don't think it's an empty illusion played by me, your nose will smell the real flowers and your mouth will taste real delicacies. What you have gained in this hour will make you feel that your previous monotonous years have really been wasted. "

"Stop talking nonsense, let's start performing!" Ling Lian said.

"Okay, you're looking, let's get started!"

Mister opened his robe, and the words in his mouth were repeated, and the robe was huge in an instant, covering Ling Lian's room in an instant. All the things in the study in front of Ling Lian disappeared all at once, and the house seemed to be grabbed by a giant hand and carried away like a birdcage. In the midst of a beautiful song, Ling Lian saw himself flying into the blue sky, and white clouds floated past him. There are many lovely little angels and beautiful goddesses who come to him, smile at him and wave at him.

Ling Lian was very excited, he followed them closely, swept across the plains, fields, mountains, and seas, and came to a paradise. The pavilions are stacked one after the other, the vines are covered with heavy bunches of grapes, and the stream is not filled with spring water, but with the sweet juice of wine. Flocks of red-billed and white-bodied swans bathe their beautiful wings on the lake in the distance, and the beautiful forests and trees on the island in the middle of the lake a little farther away. There are no fishing boats rowing over the lake, and the sound of oars, water, and singing comes slowly, which makes people feel comfortable.

The fields were full of people dancing, they put down their tools, formed a circle, held hands, and laughter rippled out one after another

"Huh? Here it is...? Unconsciously, Ling Lian had already seen a bar called "Traveler", the Traveler's Bar was a very ordinary bar, but the drunkards and college students in the neighborhood liked it very much. There are all kinds of flavors of liquor, and there are all kinds of boring people. People chatted, drank, fought, and had fun in it. No, a few flustered drunkards are making trouble again.

A college student nicknamed "Dead Snake" Flosse shouted, "Hey, why didn't anyone invite me to drink, no one laughed, what's wrong!" Usually they are all elated, but how did they all become wet straw today? Do I need to be taught how to laugh? "

Sharon, nicknamed "Red Fox", immediately shouted: "Hey, don't shout, aren't you the same yourself?" Even if you don't want to do something stupid, you don't have the ability to brag, it's like a dead snake! "

Flot picked up a glass of wine and poured it on Sharon's head: "Ha! So you have both, someone invites you to drink and someone laughs. "

The people around them burst into laughter, one by one, and the whistles and cheers continued.

"You fucking double bastard!" "Red Fox" Sharon was annoyed.

"Dead Snake," Frode said with a grin, "You brought it on yourself, I just met your request!" "

The "lion" Kates on the side excitedly slapped the table: "Buddy who wants to quarrel, please climb out, we have a good drink!" Come on, buddy, sing a song! Get ready! Wow! Ooh! "

He tore open the broken gong and howled.

"Old fritter" Nikle frowned and blocked his ears with his fingers: "Unlucky, I really want my life!" Man, get the cotton! This kid is about to burst my eardrums. He said as he stomped the ground with his foot.

"Dead Snake" Frode shouted: "Yes, yes, yes, sing!" Whoever wants to listen to it, just climb out! Yes! Click, click, click! "

"Old fritter" Nikkor put down his hands covering his ears and howled as well: "Ah! Click, click, click! Dear Holy Ancient Rome, how can it not be torn apart..."

The roofs are about to be torn off for them.

The hapless "Red Fox" Sharon pursed his lips disdainfully and said, "Phew, only sing this cliché!" It's so annoying! I said, let's get down to business! You see, it's been so long, and we haven't gotten a head yet. It's better for us to drink more now, and whoever drinks a lot will choose whoever is the leader. "

Even though his throat was about to burst, no one paid any attention to him. "Dead Snake", "Lion", and "Old Fritters" hook their shoulders and are still singing:

"Fly, nightingale bird, and greet my little love. Open the door! Open the door! In the dead of night, love brother and so on. Open the door, open the door! It's getting dark. (English translation, not very accurate in some places).

"Lion" Ketus stopped and winked at his two companions, and said, "Dirty ghosts, look at your stupidity, I can't help but laugh." Your little lover has already played you tricks, and she's flirting with an ugly goblin at a crossroads where the goblins gather! An old sheep was facing her window: baa-baa! "

"Red Fox" Sharon hurriedly slammed the table and shouted: "Attention! Attention! Listen to me. If you're interested in singing, I'm going to cheer you all up and sing the latest and most popular songs! "

He raised the bottle and took a sip, then pulled up the duck and sang

The swirling red wine glass was stained with blood on his lips

That unusual beautiful boy so as not to get drunk

The retinue character follows

At best, he was a guard

Step on the rose at your feet and give a kiss in return as a comfort

Pathetic

Like dusty music, people are haunted

The suffocating beauty of an unknown perfume

How many hearts are broken by sharp heels

Halfway through the beauty of defending your secret garden

The night is too beautiful, no matter how dangerous it is

There are always people who stay up all night with dark eyes

Love is too beautiful, no matter how dangerous it is

May I lose all the tears of a thousand years of overspending

The pain is too beautiful, no matter how humble it is

I also want to taste the taste of broken bones

You're so beautiful, even though you don't say anything more

I want to isolate the world from a pile of rocks

My princess, I will take possession of your beauty

The music sounded so stupid

You have no way of guarding against who hurts you

A little closer to me is a different world

Sleep on my shoulders, and I crown you with my life

"Lion" Kate said, "Look at your happiness, as if being a servant to a stinky bitch is some great skill." "

"Red Fox" Sharon seized the opportunity: "Ha, look, this kid has a bare head and a big and round belly, he must not know how many beauties have rejected him!" No wonder you're so jealous of me! "

"Hah!" There was another burst of laughter in the bar.

"What's going on?" Ling Lian asked the waiter at the door of the bar, and the waiter told him that it was a group of drunkards partying.

"How can they be so happy?" Ling Lian felt very strange.

"That's what these guys are," said the waiter, "and they seem to have a holiday every day." It's vulgar and boring, but everyone is very satisfied. As long as their heads don't hurt, and the Lord is willing to let them owe money and drink, they will be at peace in the world, and all will be fine. "

"Oh? yes, that's interesting! Let me tease them! Ling Lian smiled lightly.

Ling Lian tidied up her clothes and walked into the large private room of the bar.

His expensive outfit immediately caught everyone's attention - until now, there had never been such a decent guest in the bar, because the rich people did not bother to come to this place.

The drunken maniacs began to whisper.

"Red Fox," Sharloin whispered, "That kid seems to have come from far away." I guess they certainly didn't get to this place for more than an hour. "

"Lion" Kate whispered, "What do you think this outsider is doing?" "

"Old fritter," says Nikle, "I bet he's a charlatan." "

Flaude jumped down from the counter with a glass and a bottle, and said, "Look, I can find out the details of him with just a glass of wine." It seems that this guy is quite rich, maybe he can even knock him out! "

He whistled and walked over to Ling Lian.

Ling Lian thought quietly in his heart: "These guys who don't know the height of the sky haven't tasted my strength yet, I want them to take a look today." "

"Hello, sir!" "Dead Snake" Frode drunkenly stepped forward to say hello.

"Hello, thank you." Ling Lian replied.

"How about a drink?" Froude asked.

"Okay!" Ling Lian readily agreed, thinking of Flod and they came over, greeted them and said, "Can I sit with you?" Even if you don't have any good drink, it's nice to be able to chat with a few people. "

Half-drunk "Dead Snake" Frode asked maliciously: "You are from the Taliban, right?" Have you ever killed a few people? What Froude meant was that Ling Lian was reactionary.

Hearing such a vicious inquiry from Flode, the other three drunkards all smirked.

Ling Lian said: "Yes, I just had dinner with Uncle bin Laden the day before yesterday, and he said that he was going to make some 9/11 incident, and he called me to participate in it." He also said that there was a cousin who was acting with him, so that I could see him and take him to say hello. "

He finished and bowed to Froud.

A few drunkards froze. They didn't expect this outland guy to be so staked!

"Old fritter" Nikkor whispered: "Admit it, this guy is not easy to mess with!" "

"Dead Snake" Froude was not convinced, and said: "Don't worry, I will teach him to be ugly right away." "

Ling Lian said, "If I heard it right, it was a few of you singing together just now. The song is really loud and beautiful, and the lyrics are very interesting. "

Frode was a little proud, and pretended to be modest and said, "It seems that you are really a connoisseur!" "

Ling Lian shook his head: "Oh, no, I don't have any skills, but I have a lot of energy to sing." "

Nichole hurriedly came up and said, "Then let's have a song for our buddies?" "

Ling Lian was very refreshing: "Okay, as long as you are willing to listen, you can sing a hundred songs!" "

Kate yelled, "I'm going to listen to the coolest." "

"Well, I just learned a new song. Listen:

It's now, please advise and don't need to

Another jump, you have the material to be the protagonist

How to jump to make people start

The rules of the game are incomprehensible".

"Haha, he called us to advise, hehe, advise!" "Dead Snake" Froude never forgot to take revenge, and twisted his neck exaggeratedly while squeezing his eyebrows and shouting.

Ling Lian ignored him and continued to sing:

"It's now, please advise, you don't need it

Another jump, you have the material to be the protagonist

How to jump to make people start

The rules of the game are incomprehensible

If you don't have confidence, you can't do it

Let's start with a tangible future

Create your goaction

Don't wait

Youth is the best song

My show, therefore I am

The whole world naturalhigh

I feel rightrightright

Show all the love

goaction now

The whole universe is highhigh

My heart is flying

Show your skills

Convince you that you are miraculously missed

It's too late to see my gods

Show yourself, don't go down politely

The greatest is called courage yes

If you don't have confidence, you can't do it

Let's start with a tangible future

Create your possibilities (let's goaction).

Don't wait

Youth is the best song

My show, therefore I am

The whole world naturalhigh

I feel rightrightright

GoActionShow is out

goaction now

The whole universe is highhigh

My heart is flying

Put the ability goaction

Luo Zhixiang - I show so I am

Create your possibilities (let's goaction).

Don't wait

Youth is my song

My show, therefore I am

The whole world naturalhigh

I feel rightrightright

Show all the love

goaction now

The whole universe is highhigh

My heart is flying

Show your skills

I'm showing, so I'm here

The whole world naturalhigh

I feel rightrightright

GoActionShow is out

goaction now

The whole universe is highhigh

My heart is flying

Put the ability goaction".

"Good! All right! Froude jumped at the answer.

The other three drunkards shouted one by one: "Hurrah! Singing so well, man, be our little brother, join us! "

Ling Lian shook his head and said, "I don't want to." "

The four drunkards were very angry: "What are you talking about? If you dare to say it again, we will beat you! "

Ling Lian pretended to be scared, and hurriedly said, "Don't be angry!" I didn't say I wouldn't join you, but just—".

"But what?" "Lion," Kate asked.

"It's just that I'm going to be your boss." Ling Lian looked at him with a playful expression.

"What? You're looking for death! Kate realized that she had been tricked, and was annoyed.

Ling Lian dodged Kates' punch with a slight dodge, and then quickly threw a left hook that quickly knocked Kates down. The other three drunkards reacted after a while, "Fuck, look for death!" Several people also rushed up.

"Hmph, garbage." Ling Lian sneered and slowly greeted him...

Devil Mister shook his hand and withdrew his robe, Ling Lian had already sat in his chair and fell asleep, the room was still the same room, everything was still the same.

"You guys are really good, he sings with a sweet dream!" Mist complimented the elves around him who had slipped through the chimneys, and with a wave of his hand, one by one flew into his pocket, smirking triumphantly.

"You're not the one who can catch the devil—— at least, not yet." He said to Ling Lian, who was sleeping soundly.

He took off the human skin mask covering his head, revealing his hideous and terrifying face: "This thing is so annoying, it suffocates me." "

He said, then crumpled it into a ball and pinched it in the palm of his hand. After a while, a stream of blood came out of his palm.

As he spoke, there was a rustling sound in the stack of books in the corner of the room, and out of it came a large rat more than two meters long, its sharp teeth enough to easily bite the neck of any cat.

"What do you command, my master?" The big rat asked, crouching at Mister's feet.

"Go and bite that threshold, especially the pentagram, and bite it until there is no crumble left!" Mister ordered.

After listening to the order, the big rat turned around and squeaked twice, and he didn't know where it came out, and many fat rats immediately poured out of the room. They pounced on the threshold under the leadership of the rat king, and in the blink of an eye, the entire threshold was gnawed away without a trace.

Mister laughed dryly: "Ling Lian, keep dreaming!" "

He spun around and disappeared from the room in a puff of black smoke.

Today is the National Day, Leng Yue, I am here to wish you all a happy National Day, because it is the National Day, so I will write a little more!

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