Ling Lian and Mister flew in the sky, over fields, over cities, and towards a dense primeval forest.

Ling Lian asked, "Where are you taking me?" "

"Master," said Mister, "do you feel a little itchy on your face?" I was full of energy, but now I'm a little tired? "

Ling Lian felt that this was indeed the case. Mister handed him a small mirror. Ling Lian looked at the mirror and was taken aback. The young face in the mirror is aging! "What the hell are you doing? Didn't you say that I had broken the shackles of time? Aren't I already a member of your demon clan now? Ling Lian said.

"Master, if a man wants to be truly young, he just needs to run to the fields and work hard like a cow and a horse every day from morning till night, eating the simplest meals and not thinking about anything. In this way, I guarantee that you will live to be eighty years old like a young man. Mister said.

"You are! You know I'm not used to living like that. Ling Lian was not satisfied.

"So I'm here to take you to find a witch, she has a kind of magic soup, drinking it can solve your physical problems, so that your body can adapt to the blood of our demon race, if you add the witch's magic soup, you are truly immortal." Mist replied to Ling Lian as he looked down.

"For the sake of your eternal life, you must bear with it, master." Mister persuaded Ling Lian, "Of course boiling magic soup is a piece of cake for me!" But it takes patience. A pot of magic soup will take years! Even though I taught witches, I'm glad I didn't have to do it myself. "

Mist told half the truth and half the lie. It's true that you don't want to boil the magic soup. The devil only likes to do one thing in his life - build bridges, and he has no patience for anything else. He was able to build the bridge with great patience because he had the greatest pleasure when the bridge was built: he could take the soul of the first or thirteenth person who crossed the bridge, because it was authorized by God. And once the devil is separated from the soul that captures people, he cannot live.

Mister's claim that he wants to help Ling Lian solve the problem of immortality is false. He had already made Ling Lian a member of the Demon Clan, so how could he not live forever? Ling Lian's aging face is just a small trick he plays. There is something very peculiar in the witch's soup, which can make the person who drinks it full of lust for all the pleasures of the world.

Unaware of how many mountain beams he had flown over, Mist finally lowered his coat and took Ling Lian to an eerie place in the primeval forest.

There was a wooden house under a huge tree, and all around it, on the ground and on the trees, there were poisonous snakes, toads, centipedes, scorpions, and many poisonous insects that could not be named, but which looked very frightening.

Ling Lian tilted her head to the side in disgust and said, "If you continue to let me see these ugly things, our trip will be over, and I would rather go back to my previous monotonous and boring life." "

Mister hurriedly drove away these things for Ling Lian, and pulled Ling Lian into the wooden house.

Ling Lian saw that there was a low stove in the center of the wooden house, a flame was burning in the stove, and a large cauldron was placed on top of the stove. There was a pot of magic soup boiling in the pot, and the magic soup was already boiling and steaming. As soon as the sporadic soup splashed out of the pot left the table, it turned into flames, and when it fell to the ground, it turned into a cloud of steam. The steam also dissolves into the image of various animals, which slowly disappears with the smoke.

A female monkey with a long tail stands next to the pot, using a spoon to stir the magic soup to dissipate heat and prevent the magic soup from splashing, and a male monkey with a long tail sits around the stove with several bears, adding wood while keeping warm. Ling Lian saw that the firewood piled up next to the stove was the bones of some animals, and it crackled when it was thrown into the stove. The walls and ceiling of the hut are covered with all sorts of strange utensils of witches.

Mist tells Ling Lian that the female monkey is the witch's maid, the male monkey is the witch's maid, and the bears are the witch's housekeeper and security guard. He knocked on the doorframe and said to the monkey, "Hey, where is your mistress?" "

The monkey seemed accustomed to seeing all kinds of people, and was not at all surprised to see them, but went about his own thing, and the mother monkey did not lift her head and said, "She flew out of the chimney and went out as a guest, and has not yet returned!" "

"How long does she usually have to be outside?" Mist asked, fumbling around the room.

The male monkey next to the stove suddenly said, "Wait until I have warmed my paws enough." "

Ling Lian saw that the monkeys seemed to be cold as soon as they left the stove, and kept rubbing their paws and stomping their feet.

Mist tells Ling Lian that the witch has enchanted the monkeys so that they can't leave the steaming stove in order to keep them from being lazy. "What do you think of these clever and obedient brutes?" Mister seems to have a penchant for witches' magic.

Ling Lian pursed her lips: "I hate these things!" "

"How can you speak like that, master, you should think more about the happiness after eternal life, and let yourself be happy first." Mister turned to the long-tailed she-monkey and said, "Oh, tell me, baby, what the fuck are you stirring up in the pot?" "

The mother monkey said, "I'm boiling gruel for Hanako." "

Mister laughed happily and said, "What a clever she-monkey! There must be a lot of people who want porridge here. "

The male monkey sitting next to the stove suddenly approached Mister, pulled his sleeve, showed a flattering smile, and whispered, "Do you have any money?" I've been running out of money lately, can you give me a little money? "

Mister was even happier: "Haha! Monkeys also want money! It's wonderful! "

At this moment, several more bears came to the stove with a large glass bucket. Mister asked, "What's the use of this bucket?" "

The male monkey bared his teeth and said, "This is a magic bucket that can recognize the thief." He ran to the barrel and looked through it at Miste, "If you're a thief, I'll see it this way." Well, it seems that you are not a thief. "

When Mister began to feel unhappy, he saw a clay pot beside the stove and asked, "What about this?" "

When the male and female monkeys heard this, they clapped their hands and laughed and said, "Look at this hillbilly, I don't even know the crockpot!" "

Mister scolded: "Presumptuous brute! "

The male monkey hurriedly ran over, babbling and pressing Mist to the chair and stuffing him with a silver stick.

At this time, Ling Lian on the side had been looking around the room. Suddenly, he stopped in front of a mirror. His eyes widened, sometimes approaching, sometimes retreating, still in disbelief.

It was in this magic mirror that he saw a beauty that looked like a fairy! She was only wrapped in a transparent white gauze, lying horizontally in the mirror, and her beautiful white and flawless figure made everyone in the world hold their breath when they saw it. She was half-propped up her head with her hands, as if she was sleeping, and a smile on her wonderful face.

Ling Lian was stunned, he had never seen such a beautiful woman, he almost didn't believe that there was such a beautiful woman in this world! He felt that he had fallen in love with her all at once, and the heart in his chest was pounding, as if it was about to jump out.

"I want to see her, I must see her, no matter where she is!" He muttered.

Seeing Ling Lian's unusual behavior, Mist smiled and said, "Oh, master, don't worry, you can see enough first, I will definitely find a way to help you find such a beautiful girl in a while, and if you are happy, you can also marry her back." "

After he finished speaking, he lay on his back on his chair, shaking a silver stick in his hand to drive away flies and mosquitoes, looking satisfied.

The bears stood beside Mistor, chattered for a while, and then walked out with a hula, and in a moment they brought a golden crown to put on Mist. Unexpectedly, the crown that was lifted in mid-air fell to the ground and fell in half. The bear was frightened, and woke up Miste, who had closed his eyes and recuperated, and jumped up and down pointing to the crown that had been broken in half.

Ling Lian on the side shouted at the mirror: "I'm done, hurry up and take me to her, I'm about to go crazy." "

Mister, annoyed by the bears, said, "I'm getting dazed. "

When she was in a panic, the female monkey on the stove forgot to stir, and at once a lot of magic soup overflowed from the pot, and a raging flame immediately rose from the stove and rushed out of the chimney. Suddenly, all I heard was an "oops", and a beautiful witch fell through the flames and down the chimney.

The witch screamed and cursed, "Damn the monkey! Damn bears! How can you not care about a good pot? Burn your master, you deserving brute! "

She suddenly saw Ling Lian and Mister, was taken aback, and asked strangely, "Who are you?" How did you sneak into my house? She saw the chaos in her home again, and the crown on the ground was broken in half, "Oh, I see, you two are robbers, and you want to rob me of my treasure!" "

She picked up a spoon and reached into the cauldron, scooping up a spoonful of the magic soup, which turned into a flame and burned in the spoon. She poured the flames at Ling Lian, Miste, and the monkeys, and scolded as she scolded, "You two robbers, you damned brutes, let me burn all your bones with demonic fire." "

The monkeys were so hot that they fled in all directions, whimpering and crying out for mercy. Seeing the flames pouring towards him, Mister hurriedly turned his head around the silver stick in his hand, drew a circle around himself and Ling Lian, and said something in his mouth. As soon as the pouring flame touched the illusory circle, it turned around and spewed towards the witch.

The witch was caught off guard and retreated, and her clothes were burned with several holes. She stared at Mister in surprise, anger, and trepidation.

"You stinky witch, you don't even know your master and master! Beware of me skinning you and your monkeys and burying your ghost house in hell! Mister scolded the witch, took out a fascist symbol from her bosom, pulled open her pants to reveal the red panties inside, and said, "Do you know them?" "

"You... Are you Superman? "

"Knock" "Knock" The people around all fell down.

In fact, these two things are Mister's tokens, and when the witch saw it, she hurriedly knelt on the ground and kowtowed: "Oh, it turned out that the master was here, please forgive me, we saw your crow, so we didn't recognize you." "

Mister was very fond of crows, and every time he went out, he took with him two crow-seat messengers and retinues. But this time he came out differently than usual, he couldn't bring two crows that people hated with Ling Lian.

"It's cheaper for you this time." Mister knew that he and the witch hadn't seen each other for a long time, and hadn't been there since he had taught her some witchcraft three thousand years ago. Moreover, since God ruled the universe, many devils have been forced to hide in the most hidden corners of the world, and the witch will never think of coming back.

The witch stood up and danced with joy. She said, "I didn't think that you would come to me suddenly, Master, and I was so happy that I was going crazy. Lord Satan, please let me do something for you, okay? "

Satan is the real name of Mister, and few people still know it, because in people's memory, Satan the devil has long been punished by God for a long time. Mister rebuked the witch: "Don't call my name, witch!" "

The witch was strange and said, "Why? Aren't you called Satan? "

Mister pointed to the clothes he was wearing, and said, "Don't you see that I am now wearing gorgeous noble clothes?" I'm a noble knight now, you can call me Lord Baron. "

The witch laughed and said, "Oh, I beg your pardon, Lord Baron, I was blinded just now. May I ask what do you want when you come to me? "

"We want to ask you for a large cup of your famous magic soup," said Mister, "but we don't want your pot, it's too short to boil. We want the longest-growing magic soup in your home right now. "

At the mention of the Magic Soup, the witch's eyebrows fluttered, for it was the proudest thing of the witch. She said, "Well, many people have come to me and asked for magic soup, and they have to exchange a part of their body, tongue, hand, or ear. However, since it's the master you want, it's different. "

She ran to the corner of the house and searched for a pile of severed hands and feet, and after a while, she found a bottle of a very strange color. "Hah, finally found it! It was boiled 2,900 years ago. She read the label on the bottle, "Long enough, my master, your luck is so good, I have this old bottle left." It doesn't smell like it, and I don't even want to drink it myself! "

The witch took two cups, filled them with the soup, and said to Mister secretly, "Who is he, my master?" You must know that if a mortal drinks my magic soup casually, he will not live long! "

Mister mysteriously squeezed his eyes at the witch and said, "He is my master, you must be careful!" Draw your magic circle, recite your spell, and let the magic soup work hard. "

The witch nodded knowingly, drew a circle on the ground, and placed two cups full of soup into the circle. Then, she pulled something glittering from her dirty witch skirt and put it in her cup. , muttering a mantra in a whisper. In a few moments, both cups rang with each other, making a strange musical sound. And the magic soup in the cauldron next to him heard the sound in the cup, and it also made a musical sound! The witch brought a large book from the side, and drove all the bears into the circle, and threw them into the cups one by one. As soon as the bears were close to the cups, they immediately became smaller and disappeared as soon as they fell into the cups. After a while, the cup began to glow.

The witch motioned to Ling Lian at this time and asked him to walk over.

Although Ling Lian had seen many strange scenes, he hated the witch's pretense very much. He said to Mister, "No, tell me, what is she doing?" If you don't tell me what's going on with her ridiculous actions, I won't go in. "

"My master," said Mister, "that she dares to harm you when I am here?" Have you forgotten what we're here for? Her movements are just chanting a spell to make the soup really work for you. "

He half-pushed and half-pulled Ling Lian into the witch's circle. The witch opened the big book and waved her fingers and sang:

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Ling Lian shouted to Mister, "What is this crazy woman talking about? It's like a high fever and babbling. "

"My master," said Mister, "though you are a doctor and know a lot of things, you will never understand this book. I've read it too, and the whole book is full of strange sentences, it doesn't mean anything, it's just a magic book, and it only listens to the witch, and even I can't do anything about it. "

The witch continued to read aloud the gibberish that no one could understand. Ling Lian felt as if there were thousands of witches in the whole room talking nonsense in unison, and his head was about to explode. The witch glanced at Ling Lian: "Cut, I really don't know, I haven't even heard of the 'Divine Comedy' and 'Nervousness'..."

Finally, the witch stopped singing. At this time, the magic soup in the cup began to burst into flames from time to time. The witch took the cup with satisfaction and brought it to Ling Lian's mouth, asking Ling Lian to drink it.

Ling Lian only smelled a smoky smell, and his head was almost dizzy. Sadly cried out: "Didn't you say that there is no smell?" Why does it stink so much? "

The witch sniffed it and said strangely, "No, it smells so good!" I also added a lot of spices! "

Mister took it, sniffed it, and said, "My master, there's something wrong with your nose!" The witch was right, it smelled good! "

Ling Lian sniffed it again, and it still smelled very strange. "Oh, I see." He suddenly remembered that the taste of the devil and witch is the opposite of that of humans, and although he has joined the demon race, his body is still human, so he can feel this, and the things that people don't like are exactly what they like the most. For example, human beings like to live, while the devil likes to die, and human beings like light, while the devil likes darkness.

Mist urged Ling Lian: "My master, hurry, drink it quickly, after this hour, it will have no medicinal effect." It will fill your heart with joy and allow you to get what you want. Are you such a brave man still afraid of fire? "

Ling Lian said: "I'm afraid? Don't! He pinched his nose and drank the bubbling magic soup in one gulp. After a while, he felt that his face had returned to what he had felt before, and his whole body was full of strength.

The witch took off the magic circle and let Ling Lian out of the circle. Ling Lian walked to the mirror, the beautiful and extraordinary woman was still there, and the purple-haired young man standing beside her was also unusually handsome.

Mister came after him and said, "Look, how handsome you are! "

Seeing the beautiful woman in the mirror, Ling Lian suddenly felt like her heart was on fire, and he said, "Take me to her." "

Mist was secretly happy in his heart, and thought to himself: Look, this bowl of magic soup is poured into your belly, and in a while, you will feel like a beauty in the mirror when you see any woman. But he still persuaded Ling Lian in his mouth: "You don't have to worry, she will come to you alive." "

Mister turned to the witch and said, "Thank you for the Magic Soup, and I'll make it up to you at the time of the Vapchis Festival." "

He took Ling Lian out of the witch's cabin and embarked on a new journey.

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