The School Grass is a Girl

Lying on the table, Bai Xi looked down at the angry 002 under the table. She knew she was suspected of anger, but she was really irritable now.

[Bai Xi: Can't you just jump over this **** story? Just let Ye Ying not be kidnapped from the beginning? 】

[002: This is the main plot point. From here, it will inspire the hero's will to completely resist the family. It is a turning point in the future counterattack. If you dare to jump over and prevent the heroine from being kidnapped, then give it to us first. Buy a cemetery and dig a hole, so that you don't even have a nest after you die. 】

Bai Xi: ...is it so serious?

Everything seems to have fallen into a dead cycle now. What to do is a dead end. If Bai Xi is asked to find someone to die, Bai Xi feels that he can't do it, but just watch Chen Jingmo die, she can't do the same. arrive.

After a long silence, Bai Xi made up his mind in his heart.

[Baixi: What if that person is me? What if I save Ye Ying? Is there both a candidate and a plot point? 】

The Maine Coon cat on the ground raised his head, 002 looked at Bai Xi with his forehead resting on the table and looking down at him.

【002: Are you crazy? At that time you have finished your plot, and the rest of the story has nothing to do with you. As long as you don’t participate in the plot, you can live forever. Immortality is not impossible, I have to tell. You, if you die here, but you are also really dead, don't imagine that you can return to the original world! 】

Cat paws scratched Bai Xi's pants, 002 ran back to Bai Xi's lap, stood up, and the soft pads of cat paws patted Bai Xi's face, hoping that she would wake up a little bit.

[Bai Xi: Yes, I am your krypton gold player, don’t you have any privileges? As the saying goes, profound can save the wrong, krypton can change life, so, can I buy my life with krypton gold? Don’t you say that everything can be gold? 】

002: ...you think so beautiful.

Seeing 002's speechless expression, Bai Xi stretched out his hand and rubbed the cat's head.

[Bai Xi: Alright, alright, it’s okay, anyway, I’ve picked up my life now, and I’ve lived for so many years before, and I’ve never seen what I’ve been like, just like a puppet, there’s nothing to miss, and At that time, I have completed the task, and you can take over as the new host, but there is nothing wrong with it. 】

[002: How can you be like this? You only lived to be thirty in your last life, and your plot is always going so messy, then you will die early, Krypton won’t get gold, I’m at a big loss, wait for me to think about it, anyway There are two months, in case there is another way. 】

The 002 urn was lying on Bai Xi's lap angrily, his little paw pressed against his ear, and it became a ball again.

Seeing 002 like this, Bai Xi didn't say much. In fact, she said it was true. If one person had to be killed by the plot, she would not think of anyone else except herself.

When school was over in the afternoon, Bai Xi held his chin in his hand and watched the people in the classroom almost walked, before starting to pack his schoolbags, and Yu Mo next to him started to pack slowly, and then the two of them went home together.

002 was lying in Bai Xi’s schoolbag, looking at the storyline of his slow progress, and then looking at the status quo that was tens of thousands of miles away from the original description, and sighed. It always has a bad feeling, so it’s the host of it. Is there really no problem in the way of plotting?

Bai Xi and Yu Mo were not talkative people, so they walked silently all the way, but as soon as they reached the first floor, they saw Ye Ying and Zhu Feng just going to the cafeteria together.

With eyes facing each other, Bai Xi remembered about noon, as if he was a bit misunderstood. Just as he was about to reach out to stop Ye Ying, he saw Ye Ying quickly avoiding her sight, and then he took Zhu Feng by her side and walked away from her. .

Bai Xi:? ?

Watching Ye Ying leave, Bai Xi held a question mark in his head, what's the matter? Why did the hostess run away when she saw herself?

"Have you quarreled?" Yu Mo, who was next to him, saw that there was something wrong between the two and asked Bai Xi.

Shaking his head, Bai Xi didn't know what was wrong, and couldn't tell why, so he could only temporarily suppress the doubts in his heart.

When he got home, he simply ate some food prepared by the nanny, and Bai Xi went back to his room. He was still puzzled about Ye Ying's attitude in the afternoon, so he simply pulled out 002 and analyzed it with him.

I have to say that Bai Xi is also desperate. There is no other way. She doesn’t know anyone here. Ye Ying’s problem is now, and Chen Jingmo’s mind is full of strange thoughts, and Yu Mo’s emotions are missing. In the end, there was really no way, Bai Xi could only pull up the non-human 002 to help himself analyze.

Reappearing the scene in the ward, 002 holds the professional attitude of a psychologist to analyze the condition, watching things happen little by little.

"My sister-in-law."

"What's going on? What kind of sister-in-law is good?"

"Yeah, what are you shouting nonsense?"

...

002 kept watching Ye Ying turning around and running away, and then the old **** was walking on the catwalk.

"Chen Jingmo called his sister-in-law, and then you told Ye Ying that you and Chen Jingmo had just worshipped a brother. Then Ye Ying said that she hadn't considered it yet, and then ran away. According to my analysis, there is only one possibility!" 002 is handsome! The cat's paw was stretched out, Bai Xi looked at the cat expectantly.

"That is, Ye Ying misunderstood! I'm angry!" 002 had a firm face.

"Chen Jingmo called to his sister-in-law, and then you said that you are Chen Jingmo's brother. This seems to be like you like Ye Ying, and you want Ye Ying to be Chen Jingmo's sister-in-law. Ye Ying must be taken aback, and want to refuse again. I'm afraid that being too blunt will make you sad, so I can only say to consider it.

Then, because Chen Jingmo shouted that his sister-in-law was frivolous and angry, he ran away. Isn't it obvious? It can't be because Ye Ying likes you and thinks you want to confess to her, so she ran away shyly, right? "

002 raised the cat's head in disdain, how could the heroine like a vicious female partner? Absolutely impossible!

I have to say that the reverse analysis of 002 is still very accurate.

It's a pity that Bai Xi's brain is similar to the mechanical data brain of 002. He really believes in 002's guilt, and nodded seriously, "Isn't Ye Ying angry now? Should I call her to explain it to her? You see She saw me running away this afternoon, she must be still angry."

"Actually, you can make a phone call and explain it. After all, you are a vicious female partner, and not a male partner. If you are a male partner, you might be able to develop a love and hatred with the female lead to promote the emotional drama of the male and female lead. , Is it possible that you go to engage in lily with the heroine and make the hero jealous?" Licking her paw, 002 stretched out comfortably on Bai Xi's quilt, saying so confidently.

"Actually, if you don't threaten to pull me together, in fact, I think Ye Ying is really good. She looks good and has a temperament to my appetite. If I am a young teenager, there is absolutely nothing wrong with your hero." Leaning on the bed, Bai Xi glanced at the time. It should be time for evening self-study in school. Putting down the phone first, Bai Xi decided to call Ye Ying later.

When 002 heard Bai Xi's words, the hair exploded all over his body, "What did you say? Are you not a girl? Is it possible that you also like girls?"

"I haven't talked about love with a girl," Bai Xi finished speaking, 002 heaved a sigh of relief, and then Bai Xi went on to say the second half, "I haven't talked with a man, so now I don't know my sexual orientation, but I feel that I am quite interested in Ye Ying. If Ye Ying be my girlfriend, uh... I think I should have no objection."

002:? ? ! !

"You have no objection, I have an opinion! Don't move the heroine, go to you to harm the heroine!" 002 barked Bai Xi's teeth.

Carrying 002's back neck and throwing it into its cat litter, Bai Xi raised an eyebrow provocatively, "Why should I listen to you? I am willing to harm whoever I am willing to harm."

002: I'm so angry, I really want to beat this host to death!

Throwing down 002, he was angry. Bai Xi went to wash first. After taking a bath, Bai Xi stood in front of the mirror and put on a bath towel and gave a light tusk. This figure is a bit too bad. Just like malnutrition, the key is to flat chest. Look at this Bai Xi was afraid that one day he would really become a man.

Drying his hair, Baixi changed into pajamas and went to bed, kicked and ran to 002 on his quilt, "I said otherwise, you give me flat chest and abdominal muscles during the day, and wait for you to get my body back in the evening. Just as it is? I remember it saves your energy, right?"

Almost kicked off, 002 glared at Bai Xi dissatisfiedly. After hearing what Bai Xi said, his eyes turned suspicious, "Why did you say something human this time, you still know that you think for me?"

"When am I not thinking about you? Just as I treat you so harshly all day, hurry up." The conscience of these words didn't hurt at all, and Bai Xi opened the phone under the quilt and was about to call Ye Ying.

No matter what Bai Xi thinks, but this kind of saving energy for himself, 002 is still very happy, and immediately restored Bai Xi's daughter's body, but still can't help muttering, "If you wait for the next fight, too It would be nice to think so for me."

"Don't get into the inch." Recovering her daughter's body, Bai Xi even recovered her own voice. Sister Yu's female voice was slightly low and 002 almost didn't react.

"Fuck! This voice is exactly the same as my original voice!" Not only did 002 didn't react, but Bai Xi was shocked. Ever since she came here, she has been using the system to cheat and add her pseudonym into a male voice. I've never used the original voice of this body, but Bai Xi was shocked when he spoke this time. Isn't this his previous voice? Nothing is wrong, I have listened to it for nearly 30 years, it is absolutely impossible to hear it wrong!

002 Tsk calmly patted Bai Xi's head, "Calm down, this is normal. The soul fit between you and the original owner is as high as 99.99%, which is basically equivalent to two people who are exactly the same. There may be any similarities in the body. Now this body is only seventeen, and it may be longer, even the appearance will be exactly the same as your original."

Believing in the evil of 002, Bai Xi really took it as a coincidence. After all, with so many planes, he can match the original owner. It's a coincidence, isn't it?

Thinking of this, Bai Xi didn't think much about it. It was estimated that Ye Ying had already gone to study late and returned to the dormitory. Bai Xi only dialed Ye Ying's number, and Bai Xi paused when he looked at the string of numbers with an unfamiliar number. Still did not save this number to contacts.

At the same time, on the other side, Ye Ying's dormitory.

Zhu Feng was doing a question while biting his pen, when she heard Ye Ying's phone ring, and looked at Ye Ying who was still washing in the bathroom, "Ye Ying, your phone rang."

"You can pick it up for me, I'm taking a shower." The sound of water mixed with Ye Ying's voice.

"Oh, I picked it up!" After returning to Ye Ying, Zhu Feng walked to Ye Ying's desk and looked at Ye Ying's mobile phone screen. Taste notes?"

The author has something to say: Reverse analysis of the small expert, 002.

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