The School Grass Is Too Overbearing, How to Break It

103、Women appear and men die!

Shen Yu then entered Disneyland with Ji Wenfeng.

The Disney Date Fight was completely different from what he had imagined.

The Ji Wenfeng in his fantasy will scream on the sky and hug the dragon, and shiver after coming down and throw it into his arms for comfort.

However, in reality, Ji Wenfeng smiled like a 135-jin child on the soaring hug and hug a dragon.

All the people in the boat screamed: "Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Ji Wenfeng: "Hahahahahahaha...hahahahahahaha..."

Shen Yu: What kind of laughter is this ghost animal! You are the **** villain, right?

Ji Wenfeng even opened a can of beer in mid-air with one hand, with tons and tons in the wind.

Shen Yu: What kind of anti-gravity drinking is this! A wealthy old man can even ignore the laws of physics! Sure enough, money can make Newton push the wheel!

After coming down, Ji Wenfeng smiled and the spring blossoms, harmless to humans and animals: "Holding a dragon in the sky is really healing. Let's sit down again."

Shen Yu: "No, there are so many people in line..."

Ji Wenfeng said: "I am a VIP card, so are you. Go, let's go directly in through the express lane."

then.

All crew members: "Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Ji Wenfeng: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... ha ha ha ha ha ha... tons tons tons tons tons tons tons tons!"

Shen Yu encircled his chest with both hands: "..."

After coming down, Ji Wenfeng smiled and the spring blossoms, harmless to humans and animals: "Holding a dragon into the sky is really healing. Let's sit down again."

Shen Yu: ...I suspect that I have fallen into a time-space cycle.

Shen Yu: "We have sat there twice."

Ji Wenfeng raised his sword eyebrows: "What are you talking about? A real man, of course he has to sit up and hug the dragon ten times."

Shen Yu: "..." What is the definition of a real man!

"Are you... dead?" Ji Wenfeng looked at him sympathetically.

This sentence has always been only what Shen Yu said to others, not what others said to him. Shen Yu narrowed his eyes and said ambiguously: "Who said that?"

Never thought that Ji Wenfeng turned his face over: "You can still sit, but you don't. Are you looking down on me?"

Shen Yu: "..." appeared! ! ! Could this be the evil wine table culture of the legendary rich and old men!

Ji Wenfeng pressed him over with his aura, his face was loose, he smiled, took his shoulders and patted him twice: "Come on, Xiao Shen, we won't sit still today." He stopped and opened the can of beer. give him.

then.

All crew members: "Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Ji Wenfeng: "Hahahahahahaha...hahahahahahaha..."

Shen Yu: "Tons, tons, tons, tons, tons."

The bitter wine hurts in my throat.

He lost. He leapfrogged, and the rich old man was terrifying!

After sitting five times soaring to the sky and hugging the dragon, Shen Yu vomited and sat decadently on the park bench.

He can drink, he can also sit and hug the dragon, but he has never played while sitting and hug the dragon while drinking.

The rich old man does play a lot.

Ji Wenfengyu patted his shoulder earnestly: "Xiao Shen, still needs exercise."

Shen Yu: "..."

Ji Wenfeng: "But you are still young, just practice a few more times."

Shen Yu: "..." Why should I practice this kind of thing!

Ji Wenfeng looked at his dizzy and faint look, and opened the map: "What next? We have to find you something that is not so dizzy, not so exciting, but also full of Disney flavor. "

Shen Yu pricked his ears.

A project that is less dizzy, less exciting, and full of Disney flavor...

He began to fantasize about Ji Wenfeng wearing Michelle’s ears and taking selfies with him at various scenic spots...

"Yes." Ji Wenfeng gathered the map, "Let's go to the historical site to challenge and rope climbing."

The two scissor-hand scenes in Shen Yu's mind were torn apart-it was more than 30 degrees at noon!

Ji Wenfeng smiled so that the spring blossoms, harmless to humans and animals, grabbed his shoulders and dragged him to the big volcano with tons and tons in his mouth.

Shen Yu: I know that rich and old men are not so easy to let me go!

When he arrived at the climbing mountain, Ji Wenfeng helped Shen Yu put on the safety rope, and gave him a firm look: "Don't be afraid."

Shen Yu: "...I'm not afraid."

Ji Wenfeng: "Have you ever played ropes before?"

Shen Yu: "Uh... once or twice." He spends every day in the nightclub, and what he does most is exercise in bed.

Ji Wenfeng said solemnly: "Follow me."

Shen Yu: What happened to the feeling of being taken care of by the eldest brother suddenly? !

After Ji Wenfeng finished his last sip of wine, he threw the can into the trash can, straightened his seat belt, and directed his eyes to the front.

Shen Yu was infected by him and held his breath nervously.

Only heard the commander give an order: "Next!"

Ji Wenfeng quickly swayed forward, holding the ring with both hands in a thunderous manner!

Shen Yu: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah are you Tarzan? ! How can I keep up with you!

After Ji Wenfeng played four rounds on the mountain, Shen Yu finished the lap breathlessly.

He came down from the mountain and sat decadently on the bench.

Ji Wenfeng put away the 135-jin child's smile on his face, and sat beside him with a frown.

Shen Yu said melancholy: "I can't swing as fast as you."

Ji Wenfeng opened a bottle of wine for him: "You are still young, just practice more."

Shen Yu ton ton ton ton ton ton.

Ji Wenfeng: "Don't look at me doing it so easily, I punch every day. My teacher is very strict with me, and his requirement of us is-punch out and kill an adult man directly." Right hand, showing his biceps.

Shen Yu swallowed: What kind of teacher is Nima! ! ! ! Fortunately, he has not had time to do anything to Brother Ji! ! !

"It's really thin." Ji Wenfeng squeezed his shoulder, "Xiao Shen, with all due respect, a man must look like a man. You can't satisfy your younger siblings in bed like this."

Shen Yu: "...It mainly depends on technology."

Ji Wenfeng gave a low laugh, lowered his head to touch the cigarette, his sweaty forehead scattered in front of him, and he struck it up. He raised Erlang's legs, lit a cigarette gracefully, and squinted at the pirate ship in the distance: "I don't like those flowers around. Man, you should be rash, you should be stubborn. You'll be done. "He won't do anything else.

Shen Yu looked at the Ji Wenfeng who pointed the country and waved Fang Qiu, and a trace of longing flashed in his eyes: ...the rich old man, really burst.

Men should be reckless, just be stubborn! How confident he is to say this!

He can imagine what Ji Wenfeng is in bed, a tyrant who is indomitable, in control of the whole situation, and a one-of-a-kind tyrant!

Damn, if it weren't for thinking that he was a perverted attack, there was an urge to commit himself to him.

Shen Yu looked at Ji Wenfeng's eyes full of admiration: "Brother Ji, I want to learn boxing!"

"Okay." Ji Wenfeng pushed Dent to him, "You have this self-motivated, very good-what shall we play next."

Shen Yu's heart moved, and he admitted: "Brother Ji, I may not be able to satisfy your desire to visit Disney."

Compared to the rich old man, he is a younger brother. Jige must be very annoying for him, right?

"What are you talking about?" Ji Wenfeng pressed her red lips with smoke, glanced at him sideways, and put her hand on his shoulder, "I am very happy to have you with me."

Shen Yu couldn't believe it: "Yes... is it?"

Ji Wenfeng’s slender fingers pinched the smoke between his lips, and said deeply: "Your sister-in-law, I dare not play anything. I will come with him. I can only watch him change the princess dress, and then go back to the hotel to do it. He can't get up in bed like this..."

Shen Yu: The rich and old man is reckless, just gang! Disney vs. Xiaojiao’s wife is so much higher than my dating battle that I don’t know where it is, disrespectful and disrespectful! ! ! !

At this moment, Ji Wenfeng's cell phone rang. He glanced, stood up and extinguished the few puffs of cigarettes and threw them into the trash can.

Shen Yu felt the muscles of the rich old man's whole body tightened: "What's wrong?"

Ji Wenfeng took out a bottle of men's perfume, sprayed half a bottle on her body, and said coldly: "Your sister-in-law is here."

He was once a king.

Now, his wife is here.

Ji Wenfeng absently stood with Shen Yu waiting for Lu Rong.

Ji Wenfeng: Why can't you still come?

Lu Rong: Right now

Ji Wenfeng shook his phone helplessly: "It will take a long time to go out."

Shen Yu: "Normal. You have to dress up."

Ji Wenfeng: "I'm so annoying to be so cute."

Shen Yu: "I'll dress up for you."

Ji Wenfeng couldn't help but tick the corner of his mouth, and quickly pressed it back, urging on WeChat: Where did he go?

Lu Rong: Almost.

Ji Wenfeng: It's almost half an hour soon

Ji Wenfeng: I will pick you up if you do this again

Lu Rong ignored him, Ji Wenfeng put his phone in his pocket and coughed lightly, "It's not like that when you dress up."

As a prodigal son, Shen Yu has seen too many East Asian head-changing techniques: "It's not the same, it's really different, it's like two people."

Ji Wenfeng pretended to be greasy and crooked: "I'm an old husband and wife. I haven't seen what he looks like. Don't I know what he looks like?"

Shen Yu was curious: "Sister-in-law must be a beautiful woman."

Ji Wenfeng said modestly: "So so."

The phone in his hand rang suddenly.

A message appeared on the display: I am behind you.

Ji Wenfeng turned around, and Shen Yu turned around with him.

Crystal shoes entered the field of vision.

Lu Rongyingying, dressed as Cinderella, stood still, shook off the feather fan, and covered most of his face, revealing only a pair of eyes. Turning his eyes, he swept to Ji Wenfeng noble and coldly, and the moles of tears on the corners of his eyes flickered slightly.

Shen Yu: Damn it! Is this so-so? ! The little wife of a rich old man! Clearly charming!

Shen Yu looked at his brother Ji in awe, but found that his face was garbled, as if he could see the debuff of -1, -1, -1, -1 IQ above his head.

Shen Yu:...

Is this the legendary... the woman appears and the man dies!