The strongest salted fish door master

I haven’t gone down the mountain for a long time, but this time I happened to come across a lively market.

Li Ye couldn’t be happier in his heart.

He is a person who likes to be lively, but this time has suffocated him.

As soon as you come to this lively market, it is like letting go of its own nature.

Look east and west to see if it’s fresh.

He saw a place selling rouge.

Specially walked up to this coconut seller and said to the hippie smile: “How do you sell this thing?”

“Is it the most appropriate gift for a woman?”

“Do women like these things the most?”

At this time, Li Ye was like a son.

Only in this way, he felt that only in this way would he appear here, and would not feel so abrupt.

When the boss on the side saw him say this, he couldn’t help but say: “This little brother, it’s most suitable to buy rouge for your beloved girl.”

“If you have your beloved girl, then buy a box for her.”

“If you give it to her, she will be very happy.”

Li Ye randomly opened a box of rouge and laughed while playing: “These rouge gouaches are too tacky. I think you’re wrong. ”

“Not all women like heavy makeup. At first glance, you like the kind of woman who likes to attract bees and butterflies and do not abide by women’s ways. ”

Li Ye left with a smile after speaking, and there was a woman standing next to Li Hui, the boss who sold rouge gouache.

When he heard him say this, he could feel that the woman in front of him was already looking at the so-called boss beside him with anger.

The boss who sold rouge gouache was still angry when he heard him talk like this.

So after he left, he could still hear the words of the boss who sold rouge gouache intermittently: “Those who like this rouge gouache are not all women who behave, and everyone in the house also needs it.” ”

“You little brother is talking too indecently.”

Li Ye didn’t pay attention to him at all

Instead, he walked forward on his own, but this time he ran into something.

It was sold in a hidden part of this market, and the ladies used handkerchiefs for their personal fits.

The handkerchief was sold by a woman with bright makeup, who introduced her handkerchief to the guests while scratching her head.

When I saw Li Ye who came.

He continued his posture.

He saw that Li Ye must be rich, so he began to play tricks.

She laughed loudly and said, “As soon as you see this guest official, you will be extraordinary, buy a close-fitting handkerchief and give it to your beloved woman.”

“We have a lot of styles here, you can also try it.”

These words are full of seduction.

Although Li Ye has been in the deep mountains for a long time, he can still control himself when he sees such a scene.

Especially when I saw the old woman in front of me, she was like an old bustard in the green building.

He couldn’t help but feel the cold hairs all over his body stand up, but he still responded to others and said: “I don’t know what color the handkerchief you use for your closeness, lady?” ”

“Can you take yours out and let everyone see if it’s full of anger?”

Li Ye’s words caused everyone to laugh, and they all laughed at this old bustard who scratched his head.

In fact, there is no one on this street who does not know, he is really the old bustard in the green building, but it has been difficult to do business in the past two years.

So he went down the street to pick up guests.

But based on her appearance, Li Ye felt that it was really that if all the women in the whole world looked like that, he would definitely not go to his daughter, even if he looked for a pig.

He continued, anxiously walking forward, carefully observing anything wrong in the lively market, after all, he had not forgotten his original purpose for coming here.

He is here to find out what happened.

So he continued to walk forward, although on the surface he was particularly superficial and rogue, but in fact, he was very careful in his heart, and he was observing everything around him very carefully.

See, there is a small stall, where buns are sold, and he touches his hungry stomach.

Laughing and coming to the stall selling buns, he said to the boss: “Boss, I’m starving to death all the way, playing with your buns is too fragrant, can you reward me with one, let me pad it.”

The boss looked at the very clean boy in front of him, not like a person without money.

So he laughed loudly and said to Li Ye: “Now in this society, how come everyone comes to beg, looking at you dressed up like a human, how can you also be a parasite who lives by begging?” ”

“There are hands and feet, don’t give or don’t give, leave quickly.”

Li Ye laughed and said, “Look at your boss, he also looks like a dog, how to talk with a mouth full of the smell of dung.” ”

“It seems that this society really has money and can do anything, and you can’t do anything without money.”

“Even the owner of a small bun seller dares to make fun of me, it really makes me feel disgusting.”

So he grimaced at his boss as he walked. _

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