The System Forced Me To Flirt

    "That's right." Jiang Wan propped her chin in her hand and nodded.

    "His Royal Highness is really too powerful. If you don't move one soldier or one soldier, you can make the Lord Xin'an punished. If I hadn't known that His Highness really had a fever, I would have thought you did it on purpose."

    Jiang Wan looked at his face and smiled sweetly: "Your Highness, can I read the book for a while~"

    He could read a book while sitting in the shade, but because of his presence, he didn't dare to take out his notebook, so he could only stay in a daze.

    She deliberately praised and praised Zhong Lizhao, just to make him show mercy and let her read the book for a while.

    Zhong Lizhao looked up from the book and saw her looking at him with a pleading look, and decisively refused: "No."

    Actually, he knew about her secretly reading the book, but he didn't want to break it, but that was what he couldn't see.

    "Ah..." Jiang Wan straddled her shoulders, lying on the beauty's couch boredly watching the ants move, her feet dangling in the air.

    Zhong Lizhao watched for a while, then suddenly closed the book in his hand, put it aside, got up and said, "Let's go, this king will take you fishing."

    When Jiang Wan heard this, she happily got up from the beauty's couch, her eyes sparkling and said: "Your Highness doesn't read books? Where should we go fishing, should we go to the small lake next to Zhujing Pavilion, or to Quanhu Lake? what?"

    She had so many questions, one after another, Zhong Lizhao answered in a good-natured way: "Your feet are dangling beside me, and this king can't see it. As for where to go fishing , go to the small lake next to Zhujing Pavilion, and the spring lake is too far away."

    Jiang Wan cheered, turned around and asked Wei Yan to prepare things for fishing, and also asked Cai Feng to enter the house and take out his hat, he was very busy.

    "We just caught an hour, and the fish we caught was called by Mother Chen to make fish soup. The fish soup made by Mother Chen is thick, white and fragrant, and it is not fishy at all."

    When it comes to eating, Zhong Lizhao is also interested, "Is this what you taught Mother Chen?"

    Jiang Wan was wearing a hat. Putting his hands behind his back, he said proudly as he walked, "Not exactly, I just taught Mother Chen how to remove the fishy smell from the fish."

    The two discussed eating and soon reached the lake.

    Jiang Wan had forgotten the experience of not being able to catch fish a few days ago, so she happily found a good place to sit down, stringed lean meat with a fish hook and threw it into the lake, quietly Wait for the fish to take the bait.

    "There must be crabs and shrimps in this lake. If you can catch a basket, you can make fried crabs at noon, and spicy shrimp balls. At night, make some fish **** and shrimp slips, and then ask people to write. Lamb and beef can be eaten in a pot."

    She drooled as she spoke, and hurriedly waved at Yu Qing, asking him to take someone to fish for crabs and shrimp.

    Zhong Lizhao was also a little moved by what she said, and he picked up the fishing rod and started fishing, "Listening to you, this king is still serious about catching a few fat fish, otherwise I will only count on you , I don't necessarily have anything to eat at noon, I can only drool."

    "Humph!" Being looked down upon by him, Jiang Wan was a little unhappy, "It was an accident a few days ago, this time I must ask His Highness to see it."

    "This king will wait and see." Zhong Lizhao glanced at the fishhook she had not seen for a long time, and sneered.

    Jiang Wan: “…”

    "His Royal Highness threw the bait to scare them, it will take a while for the fish to take the bait." She explained.

    Zhong Lizhao believed it for the time being, and didn't say anything else, but just fished his own fish with peace of mind.

    Until he caught three big fish in a row, Jiang Wan still didn't catch a single one. Zhong Lizhao couldn't help but reminded, "Why don't you take a look, is your bait still there?"

    Jiang Wan listened to his words, took up the fishing line, and found that the fish on the hook was long gone.

    She repositioned the bait angrily, then threw the hook into the lake and resumed fishing. It's just that she said the answer just now, and she felt that she couldn't hold back her face.

    Jiang Wan stared at her reflection on the lake, rolled her eyes, suddenly thought of a way to save her face, she turned her head and asked Zhong Lizhao: "Your Highness, Your Highness, do you know what Shen Yu Luo Yan means? ?"

    Zhong Lizhao raised his eyebrows, already guessing what she was going to say, but he still cooperated: "Because Xishi was born so beautiful, even the fish hid in the water ashamed."

    "Yes! That's why I can't catch fish." Jiang Wan's brows and eyes curled, and she said triumphantly.

    Zhong Lizhao sighed and was defeated by his own princess' thick skin.

    Jiang Wan still wanted to talk, but saw Wei Yan coming over to Zhong Lizhao to report: "Your Highness, the Master Zhang came the day before yesterday and wants to see you."

    "Did he say he was looking for this king?" Zhong Lizhao put down his fishing rod.

    Wei Yan said: "I didn't say why, but the servant looked like he was coming to apologize."

    "Oh?" Zhong Lizhao glanced at Jiang Wan and said to Wei Yan, "Then call him here!"

    "Yes." Wei Yan quickly went to tell Zhang Xingwen and brought people over.

    "Xiaosheng greets His Royal Highness King Jing, Princess Jing." Zhang Xingwen looked a lot haggard, still holding a box in his hand, saluting awkwardly.

    Zhong Lizhao wiped his hands with a handkerchief and asked casually, "What is the matter with Mr. Zhang looking for this king?"

    Zhang Xingwen glanced hesitantly at the attendants around him, seeing that they had no intention of retreating, so he gritted his teeth and said:

    "Xiaosheng came to complain to His Highness. That day, Xiaosheng was confused. He was fascinated by ghosts before he spoke nonsense. I hope Your Highness does not have the same knowledge as the villain."

    After he finished speaking, he presented the wooden box in his hand to Zhong Lizhao, "Xiaosheng's ancestral home is Laizhou, and his family is in the pearl business, so he brought a box of powder beads to His Highness."

    The reason why Zhang Xingwen came to see King Jing is because he was originally appointed as an official Hanlin editor, and he can officially take office only after returning to Chang'an with everyone.

    But the day before yesterday, a person from the Ministry of Personnel said that the Hanlin Academy was full, and a small county in Youzhou County lacked a magistrate, and wanted to transfer him there to be a magistrate.

    He gave a lot of gifts, he wanted to open up the relationship, but he didn't want no one to accept his gifts. It was the brother who introduced Shizi Xu to him a few days ago, saying that he had offended His Royal Highness King Jing.

    Zhang Xingwen suddenly realized, and came to ask Zhonglizhao.

    Zhong Lizhao raised his eyelids and said indifferently, "You should ask the princess for sin, not the king. If the princess agrees to spare you, the king will spare you."

    Zhang Xing heard the words, and hurriedly turned around and bowed to Zhong Lizhao, "Xiaosheng knows his mistake, please forgive me."

    He was extremely annoyed at this time, why did he talk too much. On the one hand, he felt humiliated, and his embarrassed side would be seen by so many servants and maids.

    Jiang Wan glanced at him and asked someone to take the box of pearls in his hand, and after reading it, she said lightly: "I don't care about this matter, and I will invite Master Zhang in the future. Be careful."

    "Thank you, Princess, Xiaosheng." Zhang Xingwen breathed a sigh of relief.

    Fortunately, her gift caught the eye of Princess Jing, otherwise, if she was sent to Youzhou, her parents and clan would be very disappointed with him.

    "Alright, go back if you have nothing to do! "Zhongli Zhaodao.

    "Yes, Xiaosheng is leaving." Only then did Zhang Xingwen realize that his back was sweating.

    After Zhang Xingwen left, Jiang Wan held the box of pink pearls, tilted her head with a smile and asked, "I accepted the gift of Zhang Xingwen, will His Highness be angry?"

    "A little gadget, if you like it, take it." Zhong Lizhao didn't pay attention to these things, "Although Zhang Xingwen hates evil and has no brains, he is very concerned about flood management. I have quite a lot of experience, this king originally wanted the emperor to send him to control the water."

    "Oh~" Jiang Wan squinted her eyes, "Your Highness, how are you~"

    "Why, if you don't want the box pearl, give it to Wei Yan, and ask Wei Yan to catch up and return it to Zhang Xingwen." Zhong Lizhao smiled.

    Jiang Wan held the box and said embarrassedly: "But the worse your Highness is, the more I like it~"

    Zhong Lizhao: "…"

    Zhong Lizhao caught enough fish, plus they caught a basket of crabs and shrimps, the two of them could be regarded as a full reward.

    Jiang Wan asked people to send everything to the kitchen, then ordered a list of menus, and finally asked Zhong Lizhao's opinion, and asked Chen's mother to cook a rich river meal.

    After lunch, Jiang Wan took the maids to make scented tea with dried petals, and the other part was fresh for rouge and skin care products. Zhong Lizhao met the guests in the study.

    In the evening, she really asked Chen's mother to make a pot, she ate the spicy pot, Zhong Lizhao ate the mushroom soup pot, and both of them had a bulging belly.

    Jiang Wanshui's lips were red, and she proposed to go for a walk near Zhujing Pavilion to digest food, and Zhong Lizhao agreed.

    The wind was cool at night and the moonlight was bright. The two of them did not let the maid carry the lantern and walked slowly on the path.

    "Well..." Walking to an unoccupied palace, Jiang Wan suddenly heard the woman's unbearable moaning.

    Jiang Wan hesitated for a moment, then walked around the flowers and slowly searched for the sound.

    "Don't look." Zhong Lizhao took her hand and whispered.

    But it was too late to block, Jiang Wan had already seen a pair of intertwined men and women on the big rock in front.

    Jiang Wan blinked, and when she wanted to look again, her eyes suddenly darkened, and a big hand covered her eyes.

    She heard Zhong Lizhao's hoarse voice, "Don't look."

    "Oh." Jiang Wan pouted and said, "Don't let me see it, but I'm watching it myself."

    As soon as she finished saying this, she was knocked on the forehead. She exclaimed and stepped on a branch accidentally, alarming the man and woman.

    "Who?" The man turned back in a panic.

    Zhong Lizhao took Jiang Wan's hand and immediately squatted behind the flowers.

    The man looked around for a while, and saw that there was no movement around him, thinking that he heard it wrong, and then pulled the woman under him to move again.

    The woman's sweet voice came, Jiang Wan and Zhong Lizhao squatted face to face, their heads were very close to the ground, and their foreheads were almost pressed against their foreheads.

    His eyes fell on her, his eyes were a little dark, Jiang Wan was embarrassed by him, and stammered: "I...I just ate the pot, so I can't kiss."

    “…”

    Zhongli's heart skipped a beat, and he said fiercely, "This king wants to see if you are ashamed, a girl's family, you can watch it with relish."

    "Oh." Jiang Wan bowed her head in shame and dared not tell Zhong Lizhao that she still wanted to see it.

    Drip

    [You and your husband are bitten by mosquitoes, and will soon be infected with malaria and eventually die. In order to save yourself, you choose:

    1. Say to your husband, Brother Zhongli, can you show people your big baby?

    2. 】

    “…”

    What strange cause of death, is this the retribution for peeking at real porn?