The System Forced Me To Flirt

    When Jiang Wan was woken up by Zhong Lizhao, the sun had already shone in through the window, and he lifted the curtain hanging in front of the bed, and the dazzling sunlight fell on her eyelids, completely destroying the The sleepy worm drove away.

    She blinked, her eyes fell on his clean and clean face, and she suddenly understood what was going on.

    "Hahahahahaha, Your Highness, how did you become like this?" Jiang Wan suddenly covered his stomach and laughed loudly, pointing at his cheek, and tears overflowing from the corner of his smiling eyes.

    "Don't laugh!" Zhong Lizhao said angrily.

    Jiang Wan tried her best to hold back her laughter, but she couldn't hold back her laughter. He was laughing so weakly that he lay on the bed and wiped his tears.

    "Your Highness, I was wrong, I shouldn't have forced you to shave." She tried to be serious for one second, and then continued to laugh with a puff.

    It's not that Jiang Wan's laugh is too low, it's that Zhong Lizhao's current appearance is too funny. He was exposed to the sun and rain for half a year, and his originally fair and fair skin became dark and rough, but the skin hidden under the beard was still fair. It was fine before shaving, but after shaving, the upper part of his cheeks became dark and swarthy. , the lower part is white and smooth.

    Jiang Wan knew that he was really embarrassed and turned into anger, and quickly slipped off the bed, trotted after him with bare feet, grabbed his sleeve, and sincerely apologized: "I was wrong. Now, I shouldn't laugh at you, Your Highness, don't be angry, may I think of a solution for you?"

    Zhong Lizhao took a step and stopped in place without speaking.

    Jiang Wan coughed lightly, suppressed the smile in her eyes, and coaxed warmly, "It's just that the skin color is a little uneven, it will be fine after a few days, Your Highness, don't be angry! Anyway, in my heart, Your Highness is always a good-looking man."

    "This king is the most beautiful man in Liang." Zhong Lizhao turned around and gave her a sideways glance.

     Jun Duanfang, fair-skinned and handsome."

    Zhong Lizhao's face was still cold, but he didn't reject Jiang Wan's request. He sat in front of the bronze mirror and hummed softly, "Go and put on your shoes and socks first."

    Jiang Wan looked down and remembered that she had not put on her shoes, so she ran back to the bed to put on shoes and socks, then opened the door and asked the maids to bring in the things they were washing, and then Blast them all out again.

    "Your Highness wash up first, and I'll puff you with my fat powder later, and you'll be back in vain." Jiang Wan brought the washbasin filled with clean water, as well as a wooden toothbrush, white of salt and towels.

    Zhong Lizhao frowned again, "How can this dignified man be like his daughter's family?"

    "Then, Your Highness, are you going out like this?" Jiang Wan asked.

    “…”

    Zhong Lizhao's face was gloomy, and his face was tense: "Don't be too girly."

    Jiang Wan knew that he agreed, so she couldn't help smiling, and then urged him to wash up first.

    When Zhong Lizhao finished washing, she immediately handed over the towel in her hand diligently, waited for Zhong Lizhao to dry the water droplets on her face, then took out her rouge gouache with a smile and began to give Zhong Lizhao Zhao smeared up.

     "Don't worry, Your Highness, my skills are very good." Jiang Wan assuredly assured.

    Zhong Lizhao closed his eyes and did not speak, but from his tense jaw, it could be seen that his mood was still gloomy.

    After a long time, Jiang Wan put down what was in her hand, stepped back and looked at it for a moment, then nodded with satisfaction: "His Royal Highness looks better now than before!"

    In fact, men can also wear makeup, but there are men's makeup techniques. Unfortunately, although there are men's makeup nowadays, they just blindly pursue white faces, but they lose their manliness.

    Jiang Wan did not do this. Although she painted his face with a powder to make his face fairer, she just made his skin tone even and natural. Then, she used a brush to sweep away the excess powder, and then applied His own Mule Dai deepened his sword eyebrows, making him look brighter and more handsome than before without tanning.

    Zhong Lizhao looked at himself in the bronze mirror, frowned and wanted to reach out to his face, but Jiang Wan slapped it off, "Don't touch your highness, if you rub the powder on your face If it falls, it will be black again.”

    "Uncomfortable," he said.

    Jiang Wan comforted: "Your Highness is used to it."

    Zhong Lizhao stopped talking, quietly looked at himself in the bronze mirror, his brows did not stretch.

    Jiang Wan glanced at him and seemed to know what he was thinking, so she comforted: "His Royal Highness is so natural, you can't tell that you have applied grease."

    Zhong Lizhao seemed to believe her words, got up from the stool, watched Jiang Wan call Liuyu in to help her put on makeup after washing up, and suddenly said, "Let this king try. "

    Liu Yu turned around in surprise, then put the mule Dai in her hand on the table and gave him a place.

    Zhong Lizhao picked up Mu Zidai, first stared at Jiang Wan for a moment, and then hesitantly began to draw her eyebrows.

    Jiang Wan didn't have any hope for his skills, but when she saw the two thick and black caterpillars on her eyebrows, she couldn't help but have a black line on her face.

    "Okay, I'll do it myself." She got up and washed her face again, helplessly reapplied.

    The black and white problems on Zhong Lizhao's face were covered with powder by Jiang Wan, and the maids and guards in the house were not surprised when they saw his current appearance. She was born beautiful, so she didn't realize that Zhong Lizhao was actually smeared with powder.

    In addition to covering it with fat powder, Jiang Wan now pulls Zhong Lizhao into a milk bath every night, makes her own whitening mask, and cooperates with Liu Lan's body conditioning method. After half a month, Zhong Lizhao is finally white return.

    During this period of time, the system that had been silent for a long time released several shameful tasks, creating some waves in the leisurely and peaceful life of the two of them.

    Drip

      on the ground.

    [After a quarter of an hour, you will be bitten by a poisonous snake in the grass, and the snake venom will die.

    1. Force your princess to kiss on the swing for a quarter of an hour, and say to her: You are very clean and qualified to give birth to me. 】

    “…”

    I hope that when the princess hears this later, she will not feel that her brain is sick.

    He asked the dark guard to inquire for a long time, but he had never heard that the Hu people knew this kind of witchcraft, and no one in the Liang Kingdom knew this kind of harm.

    Zhong Lizhao put down the book in his hand and let Jiang Wan continue to sleep for a while before getting up to wake her up.

    "Huh?" Jiang Wan raised her head in confusion, saw Zhong Lizhao standing in front of her, rubbed her eyes and asked vaguely, "What are you calling me to do, Your Highness?"

    Zhong Lizhao handed her the handkerchief that the maid brought to her in advance, and said lightly, "Wipe the corners of your mouth."

    Jiang Wan was stunned for a moment, looked down and saw a clear wet mark on the pillow under him, he was embarrassed to look up, took the wet handkerchief handed over by Zhong Lizhao, and thanked in a low voice: "Thank you, Your Highness."

    After first wiping it with a wet handkerchief, Jiang Wan took her handkerchief and wiped it again, until the sticky feeling disappeared, then raised her head and asked: " Your Highness, is there anything wrong with you waking me up?"

    It was a gesture like calling for a puppy, but Jiang Wan didn't notice it. She walked over and stood in front of him with moist eyes.

    Zhong Lizhao suddenly laughed, stretched out his hand and pulled hard, pulling the man into his arms, and then whispered: "This king wants to kiss you."

    Jiang Wan lay in his arms, covered her face with both hands, smiled shyly and said, "Then allow His Highness to kiss for a while."

    His Royal Highness is really, why are you so clingy.

    Zhong Lizhao looked complicated, touched her head, then lowered her head and kissed her. Because the system task had time requirements, his kiss was so long and gentle that Jiang Wan was about to suffocate.

    “…”

    Jiang Wan covered her swollen lips, she was a little stunned when she heard the words, she was about to say something, but suddenly heard the notification sound of the system task completion, she understood everything, she answered seriously. : "But Your Highness, you are not gentle and virtuous enough to be the father and king of my child."

    "...This king can't, so who can?" Zhong Lizhao raised his eyebrows.

    What kind of gentleness and kindness, these are obviously required of a woman, how can she ask herself like this?

    Jiang Wan said with a smile: "Only the ever gentle His Royal Highness can be."

    "Is this king not gentle enough for you?"

    "Not enough." She shook her head.

    "How does that count?" Zhong Lizhao felt that he was stupid. It was not certain whether the two of them could have their own children in this life, but here they began to discuss the issue of having children.

    "Allow me to raise a cat, eat stinky tofu with me, not rob me of my fried chicken, or force me to copy books and practice calligraphy, the most gentle." Jiang Wan said with his fingers. .

    Zhong Lizhao was silent for a while, then slowly spit out a few words: "You are dreaming!"

    “…”

    Is she not allowed to dream? His Highness is really domineering now, Jiang Wan lay down on the beauty's couch and laughed.

    In August, King Jing Zhong Lizhao led Liang's army to attack the Hu people's hometown in one fell swoop, and the news of capturing a group of Yue clan's royal family was spread to Chang'an. Emperor Longyan Dayue ordered Zhong Lizhao to suppress Xie Yue The royal family of the clan returned to the dynasty.

    When the emperor's decree arrived in Yunzhong County, just entering September, Yunzhong County has recently experienced continuous autumn rain.

    When I came to Yunzhong County last year, the grapes that Jiang Wan was thinking about were already ripe. Jiang Wan took someone to pick them all yesterday. Brewing in the house.

    Zhong Lizhao just went to the military camp yesterday and was away. He was Jiang Wanjian's messenger and gave instructions for Zhong Lizhao.

    After Zhong Lizhao returned from the barracks three days later and opened the emperor's will and letter, he began to hand over the Qinxiang army to General Xu.

    Jiang Wan was busy with the maids again, and started to pack her luggage and prepare to go back to Chang'an. This time, she was not as sneaky as when she came, and she had to bring more things.

    Jiang Wan has raised him for more than half a year, watching him change from a timid and thin appearance to a cute, lively, white, tender and cute little bun, and naturally he is reluctant to bear him.

    But now he wants to go back to Chang'an, and he has his own brother Su Litan, so he can't take him with him.

    "If you want the princess, you can ask someone to write to the princess, or ask your brother to bring you to Chang'an to see the princess." Jiang Wan touched his little head and comforted.

    This sentence is not to coax him. Now the Yue clan has been arrested, and Su Litan, supported by Zhong Lizhao, unified the Hu people's regime, making the Wusun clan the new ruler of the Hu people.

    And just a month ago, Su Litan ascended the throne, became the king of the Hu people, and bowed his head to Liang State, became a vassal of Liang State, and opened trade with Liang State contacts.

    "The princess and I pull the hook, don't miss the appointment." Meng Guqing sobbed, and stretched out her little finger.

    "Okay." Jiang Wan laughed, stretched out her little finger to hook him, and then kissed him on the forehead.

    She personally helped Meng Guqing pack her luggage, put on all the little clothes she and the maids made for him, as well as the toys they bought for Meng Guqing, as well as some cakes and food.

    In the early morning of the next day, Jiang Wan personally sent Meng Guqing out of the city, waiting for Su Litan's people to pick him up.

    But unexpectedly, Su Litan, who was supposed to be busy quelling the internal affairs of the Hu people, came in person.

    "Brother!" Meng Guqing ran over with his short legs and hugged Su Litan's calf.

    Su Litan supported him, then looked up at Jiang Wan.

    His eyes were very calm, and his glazed eyes looked at her quietly. Despite such a long distance, it seemed that he could only fit into her alone.

    "Madam, safe journey." His voice was clear.

    Jiang Wan felt that there was an inexplicable emotion in his eyes, thinking that he was wrong, smiled and said, "Thank you."

    For some reason, Meng Guqing changed her name after knowing their identity, but Su Litan always insisted on calling herself Mrs.

    "Farewell to Madam, we should leave." Su Litan lowered his eyes and said to Meng Guqing who was holding his hand.

    "Hmm." Meng Guqing let go of his hand, took a few steps forward, and then rushed to Jiang Wan to perform a barbarian etiquette, folded his hands on his chest, and knelt down on one knee.

    Because he is small and short, and his center of gravity is unstable, he swayed when he saluted, as if he was about to fall down at any time.

    Jiang Wan couldn't help laughing, and stepped forward to help him up and said warmly: "Your heart is now known, Princess, go home with your brother."

    "I can't bear the princess..." With tears in her eyes, Meng Guqing turned around and walked two steps before looking back at Jiang Wan, reluctant to part.

    "Meow~" a cat meowing sounded, Jiang Wan saw the little orange cat under his feet, and then remembered that Meng Guqing had forgotten the little orange cat, and hurriedly picked up the little orange cat and chased after him Stepping forward, he handed the little orange cat to Meng Guqing.

     Before Meng Guqing reached out to pick it up, he saw his brother reaching out to pick it up, and thanked Jiang Wan in a cold tone.

    Jiang Wan's expression was a little surprised, but she gave him the cat, nodded slightly at him, and turned to leave.

    Su Litan looked at her back with a dazed look, but Meng Guqing tugged at the corner of his clothes and said softly, "Brother, what are you looking at?"

    "It's nothing, just remembered the scene where we met her for the first time." Su Litan looked back, his tone a little lost.

    If we say goodbye today, I am afraid that we will never see each other again in this life.

    From the first sight, Su Litan was attracted to her.

    On that day, he was sitting in the corner with Meng Guqing in his arms and being sold as slaves, avoiding the pursuit of ghosts Fang and Yue, but when he was trying to get rid of them, he suddenly saw walking towards him woman who came.

    The eyes flickered for a moment, and Su Litan chose to take the initiative to ask this woman to buy herself.

    From the moment he opened his mouth, his silent heart came alive and beat for this beautiful and kind woman.

    Unexpectedly, her husband was actually the younger brother of Emperor Liang, King Jing Zhong Lizhao.

    When he first saw King Jing, his sharp eyes seemed to see through everything and revealed his identity.

    Fortunately, he didn't know his despicable mind.

    The moment she knew that she was Princess Jing, Su Litan knew that he had no hope, so he wholeheartedly began to rebuild the Wusun clan to avenge his father Khan and mother.

    It is her own selfishness to keep Meng Guqing by her side, I hope I can take a look at her occasionally.

    But now, she is going back to Chang'an with King Jing.

    Su Litan suddenly remembered that he learned Chinese with his husband when he was a child, and his husband taught him a poem, and he burst into tears in the blink of an eye, but he didn't know why, but today he finally understands.

    Zhong Ling was drunk for more than ten years and saw Yun Ying's palm again.

    I'm not famous or married, so maybe I'm not as good as others.

    After all, she is one step late, she is already someone else/wife, and she has no fate in this life, I can only hope that she will be safe in her life.

    After sending Meng Guqing away, Jiang Wan didn't have time to be melancholy and lost, and continued to pack her luggage with her maids until early in the morning in mid-September, and set foot on the road back to Chang'an with Zhong Lizhao.

    When passing through Xincheng Station, the group stopped here for a day in order to repair and supply.

    The cuckoo was screaming in the night, when Jiang Wan was sleeping soundly, he suddenly heard a rustling sound, when he opened his eyes to see what happened, he was again covered by Zhong Lizhao nose.

    "Don't make a sound." He said nothing.

    Jiang Wan nodded, and out of the corner of his eye caught a few dark shadows standing outside the door, and also saw a wisp of blue smoke drifting in.