The System Forces Me to Be the Emperor

Chapter 285: : If you feel happy, you...

While painting the boat, the guests stared at the woman in the white dress in front of the door dumbfounded, and were stunned by her shocking demands.

All jump into the lake and swim back? Is this boat wrapped by her?

If it weren't for the four Huafang guards who were still lying on the ground and howling, everyone would have laughed. The girl covered in white gauze was too mad, but she didn't dare to laugh now.

The woman was holding the sword in both hands. Seeing that no one responded to her, she immediately became angry and shouted: "I count three times. Who doesn't jump out? Don't blame the ruthless sword of the sword!"

Xiao Rui on the side looked at this woman in astonishment, especially when she heard her resounding name "Valkyrie", Nima, isn't this the little demon fairy of Balabala last night? She actually appeared here? What a coincidence?

At this moment, Xiao Moxian turned his head to look at Xiao Rui and blinked at him.

Fuck! Xiao Rui immediately understood that this little demon with multiple personalities was actually following him!

At the same time, Xiao Moxian's arrogance angered Wei Ying on the second floor. He stood on the railing and said, "What a fierce temper, I like it! Come, catch her for me, untie her veil, let This young master will see if he is beautiful or ugly!"

"Yes, son!" The four strong men behind him leapt down and immediately captured the little witch.

"Looking for death! I dared to provoke this Martial God! Kill!" The little witch yelled and raised her eyebrows, quite murderous. She saw her pulling out her sword, and the long sword in her hand turned into a silver light, directly across the four. A man, and her body is extremely mysterious, she was flexible and casual, and the four men couldn't attack her at all, so she scratched her wrist with a sword and severed her hand muscles.

Xiao Rui was shocked, and the four third-rank martial artists were just abolished?

After receiving the sword, the little witch immediately shouted, "Isn't all gone!"

In an instant, the guests and the oiran on the boat ran out. Fortunately, the little witch came by boat. Now she has occupied the ship, and the ship is empty, so the guests and the oiran climbed over. Swim back to shore.

Xiao Rui didn't move, and continued to drink his wine.

On the other hand, when Wei Ying saw that her guard was disbanded easily, she was so frightened that she wanted to flee, but the temper of the little witch could tolerate him to escape? Stopped him directly, and there were three young people with him.

After a while, those who fled and left, only the Little Witch, Xiao Rui, the two guards who followed, Wei Ying and his four wounded guards, and Yueru Girl were left in the entire painting boat.

Xiao Rui was a little surprised. She didn't expect that girl Yueru would not leave either, so she asked, "Aren't you afraid of girl Yueru? Why not leave?"

Yueru glanced at the little witch, nodded, and whispered: "I'm just worried, I'm afraid I didn't. After all, I didn't do anything bad. Didn't the son also leave?"

Xiao Rui smiled and did not speak.

On the other side, the little witch stopped Wei Ying and asked with a grin, "You just wanted to tear off my veil? Did you tear off my veil? After tearing it off, seeing that I was beautiful, she started tearing up my clothes. Then you came first. The three of them drank soup later, wow, you guys really can play."

Fuck! Xiao Rui clutched her forehead, thinking that she was indeed a little witch derived from multiple personalities. She didn't say anything shockingly, she said that was too straightforward.

Wei Ying was so frightened that she shook her head and said: "Girl forgive me, I don't know the master, please forgive me!"

"Kneel down and tell me! Also, call me Valkyrie Lord!" The little witch glared at her and immediately drew her sword, and said viciously.

Wei Yinghe and the three behind him were not spineless enough, and knelt down with a snap, begging: "My Valkyrie, please forgive me! We are wrong!"

Only then was the little witch satisfied. She turned her head and raised her eyebrows at Xiao Rui, and even molested him. Then she turned her head to look at the four Wei Ying, and said with a smile: "There are exactly four of you, come, let's play a game, listen to me, you guys. Kneel face to face in pairs! If you are not obedient, don't blame me for giving you a knife and chopping off the gadgets under your hips!"

The four Wei Ying shuddered in fright, holding the hero to avoid the immediate loss, and immediately faced each other in pairs.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Rui suddenly thought of a wonderful game, which was very interactive. I just don't know if the little witch can think of it.

At this time, the little witch smiled and said, "Do you know what game it is?"

The four Wei Ying shook their heads hurriedly.

The little witch triumphed and said: "This game is interesting. It's called: If you feel happy, just slap! Let me explain to you, that is, you slap each other in the face, and whoever slaps loudly is happy. On the contrary. , Whoever doesn't fan loudly is unhappy. If he is unhappy, then the Martial God will give him a few knives and send him to the Western Paradise! Believe it or not, the four of you?"

The four of them nodded immediately.

The little witch nodded comfortedly, and then stared, "Aren't you going to have sex?"

Wei Ying and the four looked at each other. What should we do to survive?

Snapped!

Wei Ying slapped the opposite youth severely.

The young man covered his face, Nima fan so hard, okay!

Snapped!

Look, he fought back, he really fought back! He slapped a powerful counterattack and saw that Wei Ying's cheek was already swollen! he made it!

Dog day! Wei Ying was furious, and then slapped him, and hit him directly with anger.

The other two had an impulsive impulse. When they saw that the little witch was ready to draw the sword, they couldn't hold it anymore, and they started to slap happily.

If you feel happy, sex!

Xiao Rui wanted to have **** too. Of course, it wasn't this kind of sex, let alone that kind of sex, but applauding.

Compared with the little witch, her own viciousness is simply willing to bow down. In this way, she sat on her stomach last night and gave herself a lot of face. If she really gave herself a knife, she could only take it.

No wonder the saying goes, be brave to be afraid of hardship, hard to be stunned, stunned and afraid of death, don't be afraid of mental illness.

Don't provoke mental illness.

Xiao Rui sighed with emotion, the little witch sat down beside him, then tilted her head to look at Xiao Rui, and asked, "The Valkyrie is so nice. You not only look good, but you also have a name!"

Xiao Rui was flattered, and said, "You like it!"

The little witch said again: "Can you give Leng Leng a good name?"

"Who is Leng Leng?" Xiao Rui was taken aback and asked.

The little witch said: "A cold-hearted female assassin who kills people at every turn, who is like me, look, how happy they fan."

Xiao Rui realized that the little witch said coldly, it should be another personality of Jin Yuner.

really! Kim Yoona has multiple personalities! The master does not know the existence of other personalities, but the other personalities know each other.

Xiao Rui said, "I have never seen Leng Leng. If she doesn't like the name she goes, that would be bad!"

"It's okay! I like it!" The little witch smiled.

Xiao Rui groaned and said, "Why don't you call it a little red?"

"The killer is a little bit red?" The little witch's eyes lit up and said: "Good name, hehe, she must like it very much. One day it will be her turn to come out, let her thank you very much."

Xiao Rui opened her mouth and wanted to refuse, but when she saw the four people still having sex, she shut up immediately.

"Good." Xiao Rui nodded obediently.

At this moment, the little witch turned her head and looked at the four Wei Ying. Their cheeks were flushed with each other, the corners of their mouths were bleeding, and they were all fanned bloody.

"Okay, don't fan it." The little witch waved her hand and looked bored at her expression.

Wei Ying sat down on the ground, clutching her cheeks, and finally could breathe a sigh of relief.

Xiao Rui also thought that the little witch's conscience discovered that she was compassionate. Who knew that she hummed and said with a smile: "This Valkyrie has another game. Let's play one, okay?"

"Woo..." The hearts of Wei Ying and the four who had just fallen were raised again, and couldn't help it anymore, crying loudly.

Seeing this scene, the little witch stared with anger, and said angrily: "Why cry, cry like a maiden! If you cry again, the Valkyrie will dismember you!"

The four Wei Ying shut up immediately and swallowed their tears back into their stomachs.

The little witch got up and walked over and said excitedly: "The new game I think of is called lucky darts! Come on, you four stand in a row, this Valkyrie blindfolded and shoots a throwing knife. Lucky, is it fun?"

"The heroine is forgiving, the heroine is forgiving!" Wei Ying and the four couldn't bear it anymore and knelt to beg for mercy.

Xiao Rui scratched her forehead and made up her mind that she must stay away from this witch and move out from the golden house tonight. There is no way. The mental illness is terrible, and the female mental illness is even more terrible. She, unless you let Li Yuanfang be by her side at any time, but there is no way to guard against thieves all day, so stay away from her.

Seeing the four of Wei Ying kneeling down and begging for mercy, the little witch suddenly felt bored and said angrily: "Get out, get out!"

This is simply a voice from the outside world. Wei Ying and the four hurriedly jumped into the lake, and the four guards whose hand muscles had been cut off also fell in immediately, and the painting boat suddenly became quiet.

The little witch glanced at the two guards of the Jin family, and said, "What are you doing in a daze? Go punting and continue swimming in the lake."

"Oh oh!" The two nursing homes immediately ran out to punt, not daring to neglect in the slightest.

The little witch sat next to Xiao Rui and untied the white veil on her face.

Seeing the true face of the little witch, Miss Yueru couldn't help but praised: "The girl is so beautiful!"

"Call me Valkyrie!" The little witch frowned and said righteously.

Girl Yueru smiled awkwardly and said, "The Valkyrie girl is so beautiful!"

"It is necessary, only this beautiful face ~www.wuxiahere.com~ can set off the mighty power of the Valkyrie!" The little witch proudly said.

Xiao Rui also had to admire the strength of multiple personalities. The little witch is seventeen or eighteen years old, but her martial arts attainments are extremely high. No wonder everyone says that the potential of human beings is infinite, but it's just a shackle on the brain that prevents you. Just play.

"Valkyrie, your martial arts is so high, what about that cold girl?" Xiao Rui couldn't help asking.

When the little witch heard this, she was a little annoyed, and said: "That lady is not a human, her martial arts is better than me, hum, but she is kind and cute, why? You are very interested in her?"

Xiao Rui noticed the strange color in the little witch’s eyes, and immediately knew she was thinking about conspiracy and tricks, so she immediately shook her head and vetoed: "Just ask, are you good at Valkyrie? Look at those four people. After this lesson, I’m sure to be able to Be honest."

"Follow him." The little witch snorted: "I came to you to hear the allusion of the Valkyrie. Such a domineering name must have an allusion, right?"

Seeing her look forward to, what can Xiao Rui say?

If there is no allusion, you have to create allusions!

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