The System Forces Me to Be the Emperor

　　 In the early morning of the next day, Xiao Rui started his second ascension.

　　 Today’s morning, it should be very calm.

　　 Xiao Rui was sitting in the carriage on vacation. Who knows Wu Zhanfa pulled the reins and stopped the carriage.

　　 "His Royal Highness, Master Miao is waiting in front." The voice of Wu tactics came from outside the carriage.

　　 Xiao Rui opened his eyes and rolled his eyes around. He was suspicious. This Master Miao was too diligent. If he didn't know his details and thought that his domineering spirit had leaked, he had come to take refuge.

　　 It’s not a friend but an enemy, so diligent...

　　 The old saying goes well, there must be demons when things go normal!

　　What demon?

　　Enemy country bump man.

　　 Xiao Rui raised the driving curtain and got out of the carriage.

　　 "Your Highness, I didn't interrupt you to rest." Miao Fei walked over and greeted respectfully, with a low posture and politeness.

　　 Xiao Rui smiled and said, "No interruption. Is Master Miao waiting for this king here?"

Miao Fei smiled and said, "His Royal Highness showed off his power yesterday. It is a great honor for us to follow the procuratorate, and to subordinate officials. Therefore, I am afraid that the matter of supervision is not explained clearly as His Highness, so I wait here, hoping to tell your Highness again. Make a report to avoid making mistakes on the Golden Palace and affecting the prestige of His Royal Highness."

　　 This is so beautiful, I believe you a ghost, you a bad old man.

　　 "Master Miao is really conscientious, a role model among officials." Xiao Rui said in surprise: "Then I will trouble Master Miao."

Miao Fei hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No trouble, no trouble. Just right, there is still some free time, Your Majesty, there is an early stall in the corner in front of me. I must go there every day to drink a bowl of hot porridge and eat a few steamed buns, you know, Once the early morning time is too long, even if there is morning food, it will be too hungry."

　　 "That's natural, please lead the way, adults." Xiao Rui was ready to see what plot he had, and naturally followed his will.

The two came to the early stall and found that many officials were having a meal. Seeing Miao Fei and Xiao Rui coming together, their expressions had their own characteristics, especially one person with a bun in his mouth and wide-eyed eyes with a look of sorrow. . It seems that Miao Fei, a member of King Ming's faction, did not know why he got involved with King Xian so well?

　　 Miao Fei ignored the gazes of others, found a table outside, asked Xiao Rui to sit down, and asked the servant beside him to get two bowls of porridge and two drawers of steamed dumplings.

　　 The steaming porridge and steamed dumplings make people appetite.

　　 "Your Majesty, this white porridge and xiaolongbao taste great, taste it, taste it." Miao Fei eagerly said.

Xiao Rui stared at the white porridge and Xiaolongbao, and did not rush to lower his chopsticks. Instead, he smiled and said, "Yeah, I'm so sorry. I don't like white porridge and Xiaolongbao. Otherwise, I will order something else. of?"

　　 Miao Fei's face stiffened, and it was fleeting, and he said, "What do you want to drink, then? I'll let the servants get it!"

　　 "No need, tactics, you go." Xiao Rui turned his head and said.

　　 Miao Fei stopped and said, "His Royal Highness, I invite you to have a meal today. I will entertain you naturally. Your Royal Highness doesn't like to drink porridge. Then order something else, Xiao San. Go and ask what else you can do earlier?"

　　 The servant behind Miao Fei immediately went to the breakfast stall to inquire.

　　 Xiao Rui smiled knowingly and guessed Miao Fei's tricks, so he quickly looked behind Miao Fei and said quickly, "Ah? Who is that?"

　　 Miao Fei turned his head subconsciously and saw an old man sitting at a table not far behind him, who was the newly appointed Minister Zuo of the Ministry of Engineering.

　　 And just as Miao Fei turned his head, Xiao Rui, with quick eyes and hands, exchanged his porridge with Miao Fei's.

　　 When Miao Fei turned around, the porridge had already been changed back.

　　 "That's Mr. Zuo Shi Lang Du who is newly appointed by the Ministry of Industry. It is not surprising that your Highness does not know him." Miao Fei explained.

　　 Xiao Rui nodded, then pointed to the white porridge and said, "Since Master Miao is so gracious, then the king will not choose other early ones. He will drink this bowl of white porridge and try the white porridge highly recommended by Master Miao!"

　　 Miao Fei was overjoyed and said repeatedly: "Okay, okay, thank you for your honor."

　　 Xiao Rui said again: "Master Miao, you must first drink, but you must drink first. In this event, you are the host and I am the guest. From now on, the king will invite you to drink, and then you can not refuse."

　　 Miao Fei laughed, and did not postpone, but drank a few mouthfuls of porridge with a spoon.

　　 Seeing this scene, Xiao Rui moved his spoon.

　　 "His Royal Highness, eat buns?" Miao Fei recommended.

　　 Xiao Rui shook his head and said, "Forget the buns, this bowl of porridge is enough."

　　 Miao Fei did not insist, saying: "Okay, your Royal Highness doesn't like Xiao Long Bao, then drink porridge and drink more." Then, Miao Fei took a few more mouthfuls of his own.

　　 Xiao Rui was even more convinced that there was a problem with his original bowl of porridge. So, this is because he hasn't tried to play with him yet, so he will conspiracy first? Then this bowl...no no, what medicine is in his bowl of white porridge?

　　 Mongolian sweat medicine? Not too possible.

　　Poison? He dare not.

　　 Stretch your legs and stare at the pill? Well, he guessed not.

　　 Very itchy powder? This is very possible!

Isn't 　　 a laxative?

and many more? laxative!

　　 I'm going to Nima...

　　 Xiao Rui suddenly had a very bad idea.

"Guri, this Miao Fei is too insidious. If he gets caught, wouldn't he be ashamed? This evil spirit is even worse than murder." Xiao Rui scolded him in his heart, but watched him get rid of it. After drinking it all, he decided to forgive him.

　　 Mom is right. You must be defensive, and you must look at the goal.

　　 "His Royal Highness, drink more." Miao Fei dried up the porridge and said eagerly.

　　 Xiao Rui glanced at his porridge. Doesn't this bowl also contain medicine? Miao Fei shouldn't have done the kind of stupid thing that hurts the enemy five hundred or hurts himself five hundred. If he doesn't even let his official career go, then he really loves Xiao Yuan.

　　 "Okay, let me drink some more!" Xiao Rui took another sip, not daring to drink any more.

　　 Miao Fei was afraid of revealing the stuffing, so he didn't force it anymore, but smiled and said: "The time is almost up, your Highness UU reading www.uukanshu.com, let's enter the palace."

　　 Xiao Rui and Miao Fei separated and got on their carriages.

　　 came to the Wumen to line up, followed the drums to enter the palace, and entered the Hall of Supreme Harmony.

　　 As Hai Dafu sang loudly, Emperor Xia began to go to court.

　　 Very soon after a stick of incense, everything is normal.

　　 Xiao Rui stood in the corner and watched, staring at Miao Fei. He didn't change his face. Could it be that he had made a mistake. Did Miao Fei really invite himself to dinner? Did he treat a gentleman like a villain?

Huh? Wait, Miao Fei's posture is a bit wrong.

　　 Originally held up his head and looked at Baiguan, his whole body was tight at this moment, and his legs turned out to be... uh... is this clamping?

　　 Change the word, shrink and hold back hard.

　　 "Fuck, the show has begun!" Xiao Rui couldn't help muttering.

　　 did not wait long.

　　噗...

　　 A loud fart interrupted the household servant who was reporting to work, and seemed to have jumped him over, and then opened his mouth, with a face of doubt about life, and instantly forgot to say where to start.

　　 The faint resentment on that face was forgotten by a fart, and there was no one left.

　　The palace is full of civil and military, all stealing sights, and quickly positioned on Miao Fei, even Xia Huang is unhappy.

　　 Above the Golden Temple, in the early days, on such an important occasion, I actually fart, well, human physiology, human nature.

　　 It's just that the serial fart is a bit too much.

　　 "Puff puff puff puff..."

　　 Miao Fei tried his best to endure, but still couldn't hold back, and the fart sounded loudly, resounding through the Golden Temple.

　　 Finally, as the fart fell, a loud pouring sound rang out, and all the officials in the hall were shocked, and there was no sound.

　　 Flying straight down three thousand feet...

　　 Miao Fei has hidden her face and knelt on the ground, filthy in her crotch.