The Troubleshooting Diary at Hogwarts

    My name is George II Weasley and my family was very happy with my birth, except for one person, my uncle George Weasley, who was the only one in his family than me One year older sister Molly Anna Weasley.

    My dad is an interesting guy, he always walks around with me under his arm, he says it's his third favorite activity, and his second favorite is listening to me Calling his father, the first favorite... He refused to say it, but at this time, his mother would always roll his eyes.

    My mum is a great Quidditch Chaser and her club won the English Quidditch Championship once, of course before she gave birth to me. I heard grandma Linda say that when my mother was carrying me in her stomach, she wanted to play, but in the end my father carried her away from the arena.

    The owner of the club didn't dare to say anything, because she was my aunt Fumira Weasley. Oh, my aunt is such a great woman, she's a goddess in the Weasleys, because she's so good at making money! Sister Anna is no less than her daughter. She traded a leprechaun's gold coin for my favorite broomstick model when I was three years old, and I didn't discover this secret until I was ten!

    Oh, back to my mom. She really loves Quidditch, can you imagine she would strap a two-year-old to a broom and fly freely in the air just to train the kid's guts? Unfortunately that child is me! Because of this incident, Grandma Linda picked me up and hid it in her own house for two weeks before sending it back to my mother, woo woo woo! I don't want to go back at all!

    Today was my mom and dad's wedding anniversary, and they both took me to the Burrow early in the morning and left me to Uncle Ron. The two of them won't come back until dinner time. I'm used to this every year, and I don't know where they go.

    Uncle Ron and Aunt Hermione's home is near the Burrow, so I can move between the two houses, which is a joy! Aunt Ginny is still angry with Uncle Harry today. It is said that Uncle Harry received another love letter from a strange woman. To be honest, I think Uncle Cedric is more handsome, but Aunt Qiu has never been because of these things. Angry.

    After I said my thoughts, Uncle Ron smiled slyly: "That's because you didn't see the tooth marks on Cedric's arm."

    Grandma Molly soon appeared in front of me and Uncle Ron, because last time I hung in the tree with Uncle Ron's help all afternoon, my mother and my father were still there Clap your hands under the tree. Grandma Molly was so **** off that the stick she made with her wand broke, and I said it was scarier than the fact that I was hanging on a tree!

    "Ron, where do you want to take George?" Grandma Molly tapped her wand in her palm and asked cautiously.

    "Absolutely not!" Uncle Ron raised his hands and kicked me towards Grandma Molly with his feet, "I'm going to take him to catch goblins in the yard!"

    "You won't catch it on the roof?" Grandma Molly asked with raised eyebrows.

    "I swear!" Uncle Ron swears very seriously.

    Grandma Molly kissed my forehead and said softly, "Okay, if he dares to put you on the tree again, I will beat his ass!"

    Uncle Ron didn't lie, he really took me to catch goblins all afternoon, those cute little gray creatures dared to shout at me with their teeth and claws. Few of them dared to bark at me after they were rounded and thrown outside the fence.

    "George, you really have a talent for a batsman!" Uncle Ron looked at the goblin I threw, and said with admiration, "You're only five years old, and you can throw this far, if you get in I'll cut my head off for you to play with the Gryffindor Quidditch team!"

    "Your head is not very fun!" Mom and Dad came back early! Dad opened his arms and shouted, "George, come into Dad's arms!"

    "Dad!" I rushed over, and then saw Uncle George's face behind Dad was so black that ink was about to drip. Hooray, tomorrow I will definitely get a gift from my dad again!

    Uncle George came over and rubbed my red hair, and said bitterly, "Fumira is definitely a son! My Fred's son!"

    "Then I'll enjoy it a few years before you, isn't it George?" Dad hugged me proudly.

    "Yes, Dad!" I began to count the number of times I called "Dad" today before Uncle George, a silver xike, which is the price we agreed !

    Aunt Fumira was taken into the house by Grandma Molly for a long time. Her belly is already very big. Sister Anna said that the child in her belly can still kick her feet. I also want to touch it. ! I twisted my body and jumped down from my father's arms and got into the house, but my fast mother couldn't catch me.

    "Where's the baby! I want to touch it too!" I rushed into the house, waving my hands.

    Sister Anna immediately stood in front of her mother to block me, and said loudly: "My brother is asleep! Don't wake him!"

    "Why does he sleep before it's dark! Get up and play with me!" I wanted to push Sister Anna away, but I didn't have the strength to squeeze through. The two of us fought very easily, we ripped each other's hair and ears on the ground, and all the adults came in and laughed and watched us fight.

    "Anna, pick his nose!"

    "George! Pull her hair!"

    "George, if you lose, you won't be able to eat tonight!"

    Mom and Dad and Uncle George were there to guide us both.

    In the end, Grandma Molly heard the noise coming out of the kitchen and pulled me and Sister Anna away. Her wand flew up and beat my parents and Uncle George on the head continuously, and rebuked angrily: "Are you parents like that! Look at poor Anna and George, their clothes are torn! Don't let them fight anymore, or you three will have nothing to eat tonight!"

    Mom and Dad and Uncle George both covered their heads and agreed. At this time, Sister Anna and I were reconciled. We both carefully touched Aunt Fumira's belly. I really touched the little girl. Baby feet are amazing!

    "Mom, when will you be able to have a baby in your belly?" After returning home at night, I asked my mother who was bathing me expectantly, "Can I have a sister?"

    "You can't choose this, George, and Mom wants to win the championship again!" Mom said with a smile, patting my bare butt.

    I felt very sad at the time, but it didn't take long for my mother's stomach to swell, and she chased and beat my father for several days.

    "It's all your fault! I could have won the championship this year! It's all your fault!" Dad threw two green color-changing **** on his head, and finally the green-haired dad grabbed me off the broom and gave me a hard spanking.

    My sister was born the day the Weasley Jokes won the English Quidditch Championship and my mother cried more than my sister. But my dad was so happy, he hugged the little red ugly kid and kissed him.

    "She's really ugly." Sister Anna and I said, "uglier than Fred."

    Oh yes, Uncle George's son Fred was born 7 months before my sister, and my dad had a stinky face that day.

    "She will grow up to be good-looking, just as good-looking as I am." Sister Anna was busy packing out her dolls for my little sister, and I was a little jealous, although I don't like dolls , but Sister Anna is obviously better to my sister.

    Grandpa Luther kept wiping tears, saying that the little sister looked exactly the same as my mother, I was stunned, my mother is obviously ten thousand times more beautiful than this child!

    She will be beautiful when she grows up, this sentence is true, but no one told me that she will be so difficult when she grows up!

    My sister Miffa Linda Weasley was a sixth grader when I was in first grade and I can't believe she took the Marauder map from Uncle Harry cheated!

      Wasn't she the sister who came home?"

    Merlin testified that I never brought a girl home! I've only had this one girlfriend from beginning to end! But my sister's performance is very good. Whenever I yell, her pink face will immediately fill with tears. How could she be sorted into Gryffindor? Such insidious cunning should be assigned to Slytherin!

    "Who told you to always swindle my pocket money! The magic ball you brought me from Hogsmeade last time only sold for ten silver xikes! But you charged me five Gold Galleon!" She pinched my girlfriend and yelled, "I went through the secret passage today! The pocket money you cheated from me in the past few years is enough for me to buy a broomstick. It's gone!"

    "Mr and Miss Weasley sneaked out of the school today through the underpass again?" After Headmaster Snape walked away from me, he said half-smiling, "Listen. To say that Miss Weasley burned a hole in the cauldron in her first Potions class today is indeed the daughter of the troll lady. Twenty points from Gryffindor for going out on your own."

    "I didn't go out!" I argued, "She was the only one out!"

    "Okay, Miss Weasley will deduct ten points for going out without permission, Mr. Weasley will deduct ten points for contradicting the principal, and Gryffindor will still deduct twenty points." Professor Snape sneered patiently He asked, "Do you have any objections?"

    How dare you have an opinion... My sister and I ran away in despair, Principal Snape hates all Gryffindors, this is something every student knows.

    This is my miserable life so far, well, let's not talk, I will continue to write to my girlfriend to explain my sister's prank, hope she will forgive me this time...

    The author has something to say:

    Okay, I'm here with the baby~ This time is really over~

    Thanks to the babies who have been with me all the time, this article is actually not very good, it was originally to satisfy my selfish desires, hahaha!

    I originally wanted a lighthearted and happy story, so I had the troll Miss Jue. Fred is really my biggest concern, just want him to live and continue to live happily.

    And Cedric, here to replace him with Ravenclaw is actually to show that he is the same person no matter where he is. However, in the end, I chose to walk the original road again, for the sake of the overall situation. Oops, I don't know if I made it clear, but I just like him very much!

    There are so many likes that my goal is to keep them all alive! But there must be someone who is a little more complicated, and then there are Fumira and Shafik. These two characters have changes in their psychological processes. In the end, Shafik died. It was set from the beginning. Mom Shafik is sorry for you!

    Finally, Filch's counterattack is that ordinary people who I want to write will also have something they want to protect, and then resist.

    Wow, I've written so much, I really don't want to say goodbye to Zhu Yi and you. Let's meet again in our next article~ The next article will be about childhood sweethearts. ah ah~