The Unconventional Legend

The martial artist saw a beautiful woman talking to him in a soft voice, and his bones were brittle for a while.

Finally, I knew that the person in front of me was also a practitioner with good strength, but still said with a smug expression: "This beauty, the spruce forest is quite far away, and you are going the wrong way, you should start from the east gate. Yes, it's a long way to go from here."

He pointed to the direction and said, "It's over there."

The beauty swept her hair softly, bringing a scent that evokes reverie, smiled sweetly, revealing a dimple, and said with a lot of style: "Really... ah, but since you have gone wrong, then If you make a mistake, you will be wrong, and you can get there if you go around here, um, and you can also pick up some sunflowers from this side.

"Then, beauty, be careful along the way."

"Thank you eldest brother for telling me that when I come back, I will definitely invite eldest brother to have a drink."

The beauty threw a wink, took out the pass, and the warrior leaned over to look at the name of the beauty with a different mind, with a look of intoxication.

"Kong Piaoyun."

The beauty has been gone for a long time, and the warrior who guards the gate is still sighing: "What a good name, what a good name. It's really poetic... This chest, this butt, this waist, this face, this skin, this long legs, this hair... ...this is twisted, tsk tsk tsk...hey..."

The last sigh, obviously lamenting that he has no chance.

The so-called “please have a drink” is just a polite word no one knows, if you take it seriously, you will lose!

...

In the wasteland, this beauty rushed out for four hundred miles. At this time, she was already in a rocky mountain. She hurriedly found a hole and got in, as if she was in a hurry to urinate...

After entering, the beauty sighed faintly.

"Fog grass! Twisting my **** hurts my back. It's not easy to be a man, and it's even harder to be a woman... Just twisting my **** every day will strain my lumbar muscles..."

After speaking, he stretched out his hand, and already pulled down a head of beautiful hair, revealing a bright bald head.

He waved his hand again and again, and the dense real energy was released, gathering all the aromas overflowing from his body, and then buried all the clothes in the ground, until he was naked, and then he changed his clothes.

He grabbed the two oversized steamed buns that had been stuffed into his chest before, and opened his mouth to take a sip.

"Mist grass, a perfume smell, can't eat it, it's too wasteful, you need to know that the lunch is on the plate, hey, I have to throw it away..."

It was immediately buried in the ground.

Zuo Xiaoduo, who was completely dressed again and wore special boots made of star beast skin, immediately returned to the image of the squad leader Zuo, who was full of gods and jade trees, but the most attractive thing was still the shining bald head.

Zuo Xiaoduo thought about it, grabbed seventeen or eight wigs from the space ring, and finally chose a wig of three or seven points, carefully covered it on the scalp, and took out a small mirror to look at it.

"I'm not looking at looks, I'm looking at looks, oh my, he's so handsome!"

But then it was a little gloomy.

On his face, dark clouds covered his head.

"There's a big breast cover!" Zuo Xiaoduo said, "However, it looks like there is no danger, maybe, if a bad luck turns into a good luck, if you fall off a cliff, you will get something, and the fetal breath will be suppressed all the way. Three hundred upgrades can’t be stopped, and Dan Yuan can’t stop suppressing three hundred upgrades…”

Take out your phone and turn it on.

Suddenly, Ding Ding Dong came a series of news.

From top to bottom, in order.

Gao Qiaoer: Be careful!

Wu Qing: Be careful.

Gao Zhiyun: Be careful.

Teacher Gao: Don't go out!

Wu Yi: Be careful.

Zuo Xiaoduo focused his attention.

There are so many people reminding me... It seems that the news of my going out is so touching.

At the same time, my heart was full of emotion, and I was also a little confused.

Except for Vice Principal Gao and Mrs. Gao, the others... It's really better not to remind me, you make me feel very uncomfortable...

Speaking of the rivers and lakes, the most difficult thing to deal with is this: I have hatred with this family, but I have friendship with someone in this family, and they have helped me...

This is very uncomfortable.

It's better to directly show that everyone is hostile... What can we do now?

Zuo Xiaoduo was a little melancholy.

Then look down.

Nian Nian Mao: Dog, what are you doing?

Nian Nian cat: dog, dog, dog!

Mother: Dog? Miss your mom?

Royal Father: I will pull up a group for a while and try the new functions. Don't reply if you're really busy, and remember to mute it. Remember, when it is not absolutely safe, the mobile phone must be placed in the space ring, and do not take it out.

The Emperor has invited you to join the group chat.

Confirm to join.

Mother: Dog! Little extra! You're free to go out and fly, right? After four or five calls to my mother, there is no movement again? Are you going to fly? Want to go to heaven?

Father: I called you four or five? when? ?

Mother: You go!

Royal Father: Dog, we only talked on the phone once, and it was I who called you? Good for you! Father remembered!

Obedient and obedient Xiaoduoduo: Hehehe...

Mother: Hey what? where?

Well-behaved and obedient Xiaoduoduo: The class is about to begin, and I am on my way to the classroom. There are still 27 meters, 31 centimeters and 10 millimeters to the classroom.

Mother:  …

Father:  …

Mom: Let's go to class. It's okay to look at the group.

Well-behaved and obedient Xiaoduoduo: Okay, Mom, I miss you so much, ah, ah, ah, I want to kiss and hold it high...

Father: Roll your eyes.

Mother: Next time I come back, I will make you dumplings with chives and vermicelli.

Well-behaved and obedient Xiaoduoduo: Saliva expression.

Mom: Let's go to class.

Well-behaved and obedient, Xiaoduoduo: the son and the minister retire, the father and the queen mother are auspicious.

Father: Get out!

Closing the chat group, setting mute, and putting the phone back into the ring, Zuo Xiaoduo became more and more energetic.

Before the action, he was able to chat with his parents for a while, Zuo Xiaoduo only felt that he was happy and peaceful in his heart.

There is, even more afraid of death!

I want to live, live for a long time, and find out all those bastards.

I still have to find medicine, find countless treasures, and then become the richest man in the mainland!

After I have made enough money and become the number one expert in the world, I will deposit a huge amount of wealth, an astronomical amount of money in the bank, and live off a large amount of interest every day!

Then every day I fight with Nian Nian Mao on the bed!

If you lose, give her a million.

Win, don't give!

Hey Hey……

Then I should win every day, wow ha ha ha... play for nothing!

Zuo Xiaoduo thought about it, and smiled wretly.

"Or change it to, if you lose a game, just take off a piece of clothes... In this way, you can win or lose, it's all my cheap... Hahahaha..."

Squinting, thinking about this scene, Zuo Xiaoduo felt that his Yan Yang scriptures suddenly erupted, and all the heat was concentrated in the crotch...

"After I go back this time, I will try wearing steel plates. I heard that the cultivators are far better than ordinary people. I am afraid that I will be two or three better. I guess wearing steel plates is a no-brainer!"

Zuo Xiaoduo was naturally happy to be able to talk to his parents over the air, but he was not without regrets.

It's a pity that Niannianmao didn't speak during the group chat. It seemed that he was very busy, so he just took the time to send himself a message and put his phone away, right?

"As a generation of masters, I love cats all my life; I have traveled all over the mountains and rivers, let him be wind and rain; I have two sledgehammers and a civet cat in my palm; I roam the wasteland, looking for spiritual medicines and herbs; , contract the bank..."

Zuo Xiaoduo chanted about his great ideals, slipped into the jungle, and started his first mission trip.

The meteorites in the sky are still falling like meteors, endlessly, smashing the whole earth, and the smoke and dust are filled.

The ironwood forest in the north, where Zuo Xiaoduo is now, is hard in texture. Although it grows slowly, its vitality is particularly tenacious. It is not a particularly large meteorite, and it cannot be smashed at all, and it will continue to smash.

What's more special, there is a miracle of straight iron wood growing in this forest that has never been hit by a big stone!

As a tree student, this is the treatment of the Son of Heaven.

"north."

"Ironwood."

"There is a high probability that there is still sun grass, but it just grows underground, and it is rare to find traces of horses!"

Zuo Xiaoduo strolled in the Ironwood Forest. According to what Li Chenglong said, he carefully searched the ground, hoping to find some traces.

"Whoosh!"

Zuo Xiaoduo turned around and pinched a colorful snake with two fingers. This snake had a triangular head and looked disgusting. The snake letter was very long. Even though it was pinched seven inches, it still spit out. The three-foot-long snake letter exudes a stench, and there are spikes on the snake letter, which go straight to Zuo Xiaoduo's arm!

Obviously, it was a counterattack in the face of danger. If Zuo Xiaoduo dodged, or even left it far away, it would get out of trouble.

Evil at the end!

"You want to bite me!"

Zuo Xiaodao was furious, his mind moved, the Yanyang divine art suddenly emerged, and the whole person instantly turned into a red-hot human-shaped iron block.

"Squeak~~~~~~"

The three-foot snake letter wrapped around Zuo Xiaoduo's arm like a pillar, and before he had time to make any follow-up actions, with a sizzling sound, the smoke rose.

The rainbow snake, which is said to never call, let out a shrill scream, and the snake letter hurriedly let go, but a considerable part of it was already stuck to Zuo Xiaoduo's arm, and the whole snake letter was covered with huge blisters!

A snake letter also swelled up, and it was actually thicker than the snake's body.

The rainbow snake was so hot that tears almost came out, what kind of monster is this! ?

Finally came a prey and wanted to take a bite, but when I took a bite, the snake's head was almost cooked, the blisters seemed to hang like bells, a blister was bigger than the snake's head, and on the three-foot-long tongue, such blisters There are more than forty!

At first glance it looks like a bunch of grapes...

Zuo Xiaoduo waved his hand~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and threw the rainbow snake on the ground: "Today, I will be merciful and let you live."

The snake ran away in a panic.

The body was four feet long and dragged a tongue that was three feet long; just a few meters out of the way, the blister was dragged, and the whole snake curled up convulsively for a while, rolling with pain.

Still walk a few more meters, wear another one, walk a few more meters...

He had only walked a few dozen meters in total, and he was lying on the ground with his belly turned over and motionless. He was only convulsing. After a while, he was completely motionless.

In the grass, there was a rustling sound.

But all the rainbow snakes are scrambling to escape!

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