The Unconventional Legend

"The story goes like this..."

Zuo Xiaoduo said vividly: "In the past, there was an unusually generous person, because he had more poor friends, so more people came to his house for dinner, this is something that can't be helped, living a rich life is like this, There are too many people picking wool. As the saying goes, there is no one to be poor in the downtown area, and the rich have distant relatives in the mountains.”

Li Chenglong: "Uncle's words are really good. One sentence tells everything about life, and there is something to learn from it."

Zuo Xiaoduo: "In the beginning, these poor friends went to the rich people's house to eat, and they brought some things with them, so they could hide their face... The rich naturally wouldn't care about what the poor friends brought... Because no matter what they bring Nothing, it's not worth as much as a meal at home. So, don't care."

Li Chenglong: "This is benevolence and righteousness; the so-called character, the so-called persistence, the so-called moral integrity, in this rich man, it really shows no doubt."

Zuo Xiaoduo: "Zhang Tuo said it well, my father said the same at the time."

Li Chenglong: "Uncle and I are heroes and see the same thing."

Zuo Xiaoduo: "But this rich man also has a family. If it is three or five times at a time, even ten or eight times, the family will not say anything, but after a long time, the family will inevitably have quite a few criticisms. "

Li Chenglong: "This is also human nature, I can't stand it, and then what?"

You Xiaoyu, Yun Xiaohu, and Bai Xiaoduo all held back their laughter.

Lie Xiaohuo, Xue Xiaoluo, Kong Xiaodan, and Bing Xiaobing all had dark faces.

Hearing this, if you still can't guess what this guy wants to do, then his IQ is also very touching.

Zuo Xiaoduo said more and more vigorously, and he said more and more eloquently: "So the rich man said roundly that the brothers came to my house to eat because they looked down on me, and I shouldn't have said anything... But, When you come in the future, help bring something, even if you bring an egg... that's a shame, isn't it?!"

Li Chenglong said, "And then what?"

"These friends don't have any trouble, and the rich people just said... In this way, I will hold a banquet at home tomorrow night, and I hope you all come. It's good to look good, and everyone is lively."

"Then the next day before night, the rich man was waiting at the door."

"Because his wife made a bet with him that you friends will definitely come empty-handed. The rich man said, I don't believe it. The lady said, if you don't believe me, let's make a bet."

"The two really made a bet. In the eyes of the rich, they have already made it so clear that they have won this bet. They just want to taste the taste of victory early, and the rich simply wait at the door. ."

"So, around 6:30 in the evening...the friends finally came."

Zuo Xiaoduo laughed and said, "To tell you the truth, the time of your visit today is basically the same, and it's no different."

"Pfft!"

Bai Xiaoduo burst into laughter immediately, and the branches trembled with laughter.

The faces of Lie Xiaohuo and the others were too dark to read.

Bing Xiaobing gritted her teeth and said, "Then what?"

Zuo Xiaoduo laughed and said: "The rich man saw, ah, the first friend really came; so he went up to meet..." Li Chenglong said, "It came really fast."

Zuo Xiaoduo: "His friend is actually quite young, and he has just found a daughter-in-law. He is in a good relationship, so he takes his daughter-in-law with him wherever he goes; even eating meals is the same."

Li Chenglong said enviously: "Even such a miser can find a daughter-in-law... I'm really envious. However, that woman is probably not blind..."

Lie Xiao Huo Xue's small falling noodles are like the bottom of a pot.

Zuo Xiaoduo: "This friend is very good-looking, smooth and smooth. Don't girls like this little white face the most? What is the meaning? Why is it important? Well, because of his young age, everyone usually calls him. Boy, um, just called boy for short."

Lie Xiaohuo took a deep breath.

Li Chenglong: "Hey, there's no need to talk about it. Just say how can he do it?"

Zuo Xiaoduo then turned his head to the side, looked at Lie Xiaohuo and said, "Rich people are so good: boy, you brought your daughter-in-law to my house for dinner, what did you bring me?"

"Hahahahaha..." You Xiaoyu patted her thigh and was overjoyed, and Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo laughed even further.

It's really fun!

Lie Xiaohuo grabbed the chicken drumstick in his hand, and suddenly felt that the drumstick was no longer fragrant, tasteless and tasteless, like chewing on rotten wood.

Li Chenglong hurriedly said, "What did this young man with his wife say?"

Zuo Xiaoduo said: "This friend is really a wonderful person, and he said, come to my brother's house as a guest, and I brought Baiyun Qingfeng to my brother..."

Li Chenglong turned his head to Lie Xiaohuo and said, "It's really poetic and picturesque, really a wonderful person, he obviously didn't bring anything, yet he can still say it so forcefully... He's really talented, it's not like that, how can it be like this? What can you do?!"

Lie Xiaohuo's cheeks jumped suddenly.

Xue Xiaoluo pinched her husband's thigh one by one.

Today, the old lady followed you and was embarrassed!

Lie Xiaohuo felt ruthless in his heart. The more you satirize me, the more I would give nothing. Apart from being happy, what else could you do...

Li Chenglong laughed: "Then what?"

Zuo Xiaoduo said: "Then the rich man had to let two couples in... Continue to wait, and then he waited for the second one. As long as a friend brings a gift, he will still win."

Li Chenglong: "This second one also has something to say?"

Zuo Xiaoduo: "Yes, there is more to say than the first one, this friend's family is very poor, he is a pauper, but he looks equally good, more handsome than the previous young man, with smooth skin on his face, just Like a freshly peeled egg..."

Kong Xiaodan silently touched his smooth face.

Zuo Xiaoduo continued: "...So, everyone usually likes to call him Xiaodandan, or Xiaodan."

Li Chenglong suddenly realized: "So it is. Then how can he be the second one?"

Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head and said to Kong Xiaodan, "This rich man is so good, little egg, what did you bring me when you came to my house for dinner?"

"Pfft..."

The left and right kings and Bai Xiaoduo almost went crazy with laughter. Yun Xiaohu no longer has to worry about Zuo Xiaoduo taking the lead. stronger than myself.

This guy can definitely tell the dead to jump in the coffin.

Kong Xiaodan stared at both eyes, and his face turned red.

Too narrow! This bastard!

Boss, what did you get a son for?

Even Lie Xiaohuo and his wife, who were still very depressed just now, laughed to themselves.

People, if only you are unlucky, you will be very angry because you are depressed and uncomfortable.

But seeing the same misfortune as me, my heart is instantly balanced, and I have a channel to vent my depression.

I even feel very happy - that is the case with Lie Xiaohuo and his wife now.

Li Chenglong: "How did this little egg answer?"

Zuo Xiaoduo: "This little egg said, bro! My family has no money and no possessions, so I only brought you the white cloud and the breeze..."

Li Chenglong said, "But the guy in front has already brought it."

Zuo Xiaoduo: "That's why the rich said the same thing. Xiaodan was a little embarrassed, so he said: I really don't have anything, so I have two eggs under my crotch..."

"Pfft..."

The two women covered their mouths with blushing faces, while the five men tilted their heads and sprayed a sip of wine on the ground, laughing and coughing continuously.

Li Chenglong also almost spewed out.

He coughed for a while, and then he said, "Then what?"

Zuo Xiaoduo said: "Of course the rich put him in. After all, they brought two balls... So the rich continued to wait for the third person. As long as the third person could bring something, he still didn't lose... "

Bing Xiaobing's face changed.

Li Chenglong: "What are the characteristics of the third person?"

Zuo Xiaoduo: "This third person is a bit pitiful. Not only is the family poor, but he is also sick all the year round and is very ill, so everyone calls him a minor illness."

Li Chenglong shook his head: "Poor man."

Zuo Xiaoduo: "After waiting anxiously, the minor illness finally came. Then the rich can go up."

Li Chenglong: "What can I do?"

Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head and said to Bing Xiaobing, "..."

At this moment, Lie Xiaohuo Kong Xiaodanyun Xiaohu You Xiaoyu Bai Xiaoduoxue Xiaoluo said to Bing Xiaobing at the same time: "...Rich people are so good, small illness, you come to my house for dinner, give What did I bring?"

Bing Xiaobing was speechless.

So many people seem to be the only ones who have brought something, right? Although I lost...

Zuo Xiaoduo turned his face and said, "Be quiet."

Li Chenglong: "How did you answer this little sickness?"

Zuo Xiaoduo said: "This small illness is much more real, and he replied: Big brother, little brother, I can still have some strength on these shoulders, so I carried a head for you..."

"Hahahahaha... I carried a head..."

One of the people in the audience counted as one, and they all laughed like crazy.

Bing Xiaobing's face was sullen for a moment, but she actually laughed, what a bastard, how good at hurting people.

For a moment, the laughter shook the sky.

People are so strange, in front of so many people, if only one person is harmed, then I am afraid it will be a lifetime of revenge, and it will be difficult to resolve it; but now that several people have been harmed, everyone treats it as a joke and laughs it off. .

Although she was still angry, she felt that she was cola when she was angry.

Zuo Xiaoduo laughed, and then said: "Four, hehe, it's just a story, a little talk at the dinner table, I'm not talking about the four of you~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Don't think about it too much. , let's talk about that, this joke can't be laughed forever..."

"Pfft..."

When You Xiaoyu turned his head, a mouthful of tea was sprayed on Yun Xiaohu's face.

I don't know if others can laugh all their lives, but I can laugh all my life anyway...

Others are more and more overjoyed.

Lie Xiaohuo and Xue Xiaoluo, as well as Kong Xiaodan and Bing Xiaobing, all looked at Zuo Xiaoduo angrily and funny.

I really got to know the boss, this godson.

This kid seems to have a natural temperament: cheap!

And this kind of cheapness is not the kind of cheapness that makes people want to be beaten to death, but the kind of...just want to be beaten hard, eight times a day!

As long as you can't beat him to death, he's the kind of **** who beat him hard!

To be honest, he is very different from his father on this point. With his father's temper, the opponent only wants to kill him, not killing him. But this kid is so cheap that people want to do it again and again. Hit but reluctant to kill...

These are two completely different realms!

At the moment when the laughter was so loud, a car came slowly outside and stopped at the gate of the villa.

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