The Unconventional Legend

Lie Xiaohuo was already shaking all over.

Bully people!

Chi Guoguo's bullying!

These three, one is your nephew, one is your apprentice, and the other is your apprentice's daughter-in-law...

No matter how respectful they are to you, no matter what, isn't it all right?

Don't call it your uncle, it wouldn't be strange for them to call you father and father!

But what about us?

Are we equal to you?

This **** is playing on the topic, are you finished yet?

Of course, Zuo Xiaoduo didn't know how many things were going on inside. He laughed and said, "Oh, what a big deal. When I see your parents in the future, don't I have to bow and kowtow the same way? This is normal."

Still kowtow? ? ?

Agni looked at Zuo Xiaoduo and kept scolding in his heart, "You really deserve to be your father's son!"

This genetic inheritance is also very good!

Lie Xiaohuo and the others looked at Zuo Xiaoduo with strange eyes, really wanting to make this kid into meat sauce.

I'm Cao you, is this little thing really innocent or is it just pretending?

Kowtow...what are you thinking?

We just came to see his godson for the boss when we had nothing to do, and it turned out that one thing was worse than the other after we came.

Take back the spies sent by yourself first; the labor of sending spies for so many years has all turned into running water.

Then I lost an ice soul, and even lost 10% of the space relic materials...

In the end, everything is over, come to have a meal, we have to be shorter out of thin air?

What a **** today!

And we met both at once!

The four of them will have regretted that their intestines are green!

What are we doing here? Looking for chicken?

You Xiaoyu almost broke his intestines with laughter, but his face was serious, frowning and urging: "Lie Xiaohuo, Bing Xiaobing, Kong Xiaodan, why don't you all come over to see Uncle Zuo and Aunt Zuo!?"

Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo also urged.

Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting both waited kindly...

Lie Xiaohuo was about to break out, and a fiery red burst from his whole body; Xue Xiaoluo hurriedly held him down and shook his head.

Are you crazy?

Do you want to send him back to complete the transformation now?

Besides, the whole continent you want to make trouble knows we lost such an adult?

You have no face, I still want face...

Xue Xiaoluo put on a smile and said to Wu Yuting with a smile: "This... Although we look young, in fact... we are not too young... Look..."

As he said that, he winked with a wink.

Both hands were still pulling on Wu Yuting's sleeves, shaking, shaking...with a pleading expression on her face.

Wu Yuting sighed, thinking that it was almost the same to force Agni and others into this.

Wu Yuting said gracefully: "Hi dad, forget it; the children are all grown up... Besides, the red-haired daughter-in-law is going to give me something..."

Xue Xiaoluo was stunned: Who... Who said he was going to give you something?

But how dare you say no now? Wu Yuting is now interceding for herself and others. If she says no...then this uncle Zuo and auntie Zuo will be called today!

Obviously, this is the price of pleading.

After Wu Yuting finished speaking, she glanced at Xue Xiaoluo.

Xue Xiaoluo hurriedly nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

I'll give you whatever you want. Let's get past this first!

Of course, Zuo Changlu didn't have to let Rie Huo and others call him uncle. He also knew in his heart that even if he were to force these four guys out tonight? These four guys absolutely refused to call him uncle.

So this is just a strategy to confirm that you have the upper hand!

Now I understand very well that I am already in the hands of Qiankun. Which one dares to stab?

try?

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Zuo Changlu let out a long laugh: "Just kidding? Just kidding. Hahaha? Come to my place and come to your own home? Don't be restrained, don't be restrained, come and come? Eat food."

Lie Xiaohuo and the others finally let out a long sigh of relief.

Oh my god... I almost had a brain hemorrhage just now...

"I have to exercise my **** duties."

Zuo Changlu is generous? He said lovingly and gave Lie Xiaohuo a chopstick and a chicken kidney: "Hong Mao, you can eat more of this, this is good for kidneys. Originally, I wanted to say that you are young and do not know how to control? Since you Also have years and experience? I won't say anything more? Look at your hunched waist now? Don't be brave in everything... Men, when it's time to say no, say no."

Lie Xiaohuo stuffed the chicken kidney into his mouth and chewed it hard with a grim expression. He chewed very hard.

I'll make up for your sister!

You are so kidney-deficient!

Your waist is hunched!

You can't do it!

Not your whole family!

"Little Dan? You should eat more of this."

Zuo Changlu took a chopstick and leek for Kong Xiaodan: "This is good? This one can aphrodisiac. Look at your physique? It will be difficult to find a daughter-in-law when you grow up... Make up for it while you are young."

Kong Xiaodan put it into his mouth fiercely? He made a chewing sound, imagining that he was chewing on Zuo Changlu!

You just need aphrodisiac!

Your whole family needs aphrodisiac!

The old and the young all need aphrodisiac, so you are damned!

"Hahaha? Xiaobing, come come come..."

Zuo Changlu took a chopstick and chicken heart: "As the saying goes, what you eat makes up for what you eat. This stuff is just right for you."

Bing Xiaobing stunned: Are you saying that I have no heart?

Looking at the chicken heart caught in the plate, Bing Xiaobing closed his eyes and swallowed it.

I don't chew!

I swallow it raw!

When one day comes, Lao Tzu will be like swallowing a piece of chicken heart, and swallowing your bastard!

Zuo Changlu immediately took another chopstick fisheye and gave it to You Xiaoyu: "Xiaoyu, things went well, and your Aunt Zuo and I are going to look at you high now."

You Xiaoyu almost slipped under the chair.

Don't look up at me, I'm afraid.

Looking at the huge fish eyeballs on the plate in front of him, as if staring at him, You Xiaoyu shivered even more.

"Eat vegetables, eat vegetables." Zuo Changlu greeted Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo: "You two eat by yourself, it's far away, I can't reach it. I won't give you two vegetables."

"Thank you, Uncle Zuo." Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo said their thanks in unison, and now they are really the only ones who can eat food with confidence.

Then Zuo Changlu raised his cup: "Come to my house, let's toast together, tonight will be unforgettable, don't forget tonight..."

Lie Xiaohuo wanted to drink a long time ago, so he hurriedly took it up, but he started drinking. What's more, he took two sips of this glass of wine and didn't drink it.

Your son picked it up and put it down, and ended up telling us a story...

about to drink.

But seeing Zuo Changlu laughing, he actually put down the wine glass again, laughing very happily: "It's a bit inappropriate, but where is the excitement if you don't talk or laugh, the names of you guys remind me of it. A story, a very interesting story, don't spit unhappiness, don't spit unhappiness..."

"puff……"

You Xiaoyu chewed on the fish eyes and almost spewed out, choking out after a while.

Lie Xiaohuo and others were holding wine glasses with despair written all over their faces.

What are you going to do? !

"Don't be busy drinking, don't be busy drinking, don't be busy drinking when listening to this story, so as not to choke."

Zuo Changlu smiled happily: "This is a story about a rich man's treat. It's very interesting and has ideas... Hahaha, I've lived on this joke for the rest of my life, I'll tell you about it."

This time, even Zuo Xiaoduo couldn't help but choked for a while; he coughed repeatedly, and Li Chenglong lowered his head and quickly put down the wine glass, laughing all over his body, if he didn't put down the wine glass, the wine would definitely be spilled.

Lie Xiaohuo waited with a look of despair, this is so... This is really the origin of family learning.

Is forcing him to call him uncle before he dares to love, is he paving the way for this? Not to mention that Jiang is still old and hot, this Zuo Changlu is much more sinister than his son...

Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo were also trembling, but they forcibly held it back. Yun Xiaohu played the role of holding the puppet: "Uncle Zuo, I don't know what the story is? Why is it interesting, do you have any ideas? "

Zuo Changlu glanced at him admiringly and said, "Once upon a time, there was an unusually generous person, because he had more poor friends, so more people came to his house for dinner, this is something that can't be helped. It is like this when you are rich. As the saying goes, no one asks you if you live in a busy city, and the rich have distant relatives in the mountains..."

Yun Xiaohu: "Uncle Zuo's two sentences are really full of life philosophy, and the world's insights..."

Lie Xiaohuo and the others had a splitting headache, and they all wanted to die.

really!

really!

Paralyzed, do you have to listen to this **** story again?

When Zuo Xiaoduo was talking, they could still cheat and pretend to be deaf and dumb, but now... it seems like they can't anymore!

The identities are completely equal, and even the other party has more than...

If this is asked on the face, "Young man, you came to my house for dinner, what did you bring me?"

But it was really faceless.

Over there, Zuo Changlu told stories fluently, and Yun Xiaohu skillfully held the motto and just listened to it, can you not be proficient? With Li Chenglong Zhuyu in front, Yun Xiaohu, who has been here for the second time, is unreasonable not to hold it all the way, right?

Even Zuo Changlu was surprised, how could this apprentice's brain be so useful today, and he didn't see this cleverness on weekdays?

When he talked all the way, 'This poor friend is young~www.wuxiaspot.com~ just found a wife, she is a young man, so everyone calls him a young man...'

Lie Xiaohuo suddenly stood up, with a tragic expression on his face, and said, "This, I'm ashamed to say this, I'm taking the liberty of visiting this time. Many classmates brought some gifts... I almost forgot."

Bai Xiaoduo grinned wildly: "I almost forgot," he said, "I almost forgot", hehe, if my master doesn't come, you really forgot, right?

Zuo Changlu frowned and said, "I don't accept gifts"; he said, "Student Lie Xiaohuo, hey, don't do this, I'm just telling a story, I'm not talking about you..."

Zuo Changlu educated: "Everything, you can't take the right seat. This is the life principle I have summed up over the years."

Lie Xiaohuo held a breath in his throat.

I really want to slap you in the face!

If I don't stand up and surrender now, you're going to point to my nose and start scolding, you're not talking about me!