The Universal Villain

"Hello, Readers Aizen_Dleitch here and I am the author of The Universal Villain." Sitting in a blue cushioned chair a humanoid figure with absolutely no special features waved towards you. "I think they know who you are by now." And sitting in a chair opposite to this featureless being was Shen wearing his standard combat suit.

As his smile faded slightly, the Author stared at Shen for a moment before he continued. "In any case, this is the first official chapter of Ask Shen And Author. Throughout Sixty chapters which is insane! we have received many questions, and although I answer some of them in comments, I need an excuse to right over the weekends."

Staring at the Author Shen shook his head. "So you just wanted an excuse to write more. I'm sure the readers would rather have another normal chapter than read this." Listening to Shen the Author's eye twitched as they spoke. "You know your name was going to be Ron. I can still make that happen, you know."

That was all it took to shut Shen up as he looked back at you. "So today we will be answering questions about us although honestly you guys only care about me. I don't know why this guy is here." Ignoring Shen, the Author continued. "All right so let's start with some of the more popular questions before we get into special ones posted in the Ask Shen And Author Auxilary Volume."

Popping out of thin air, a wooden table fell to the ground with a box full of questions placed on top of it. Looking at this all occur Shen cringed slightly. "You can't even take the time to put good effects into this chapter." Ignoring Shen once again the Author dug his hand into the box, taking out a card. Opening the card in his hand, he read it out loud. "Our first question coming from a few of our readers 'Why ruin such a perfectly good story with romance?'"

Looking at in your direction, Shen spoke. "This one was first noted from a reader named 'MyRedeemerLives' who really questioned this change to the story. In all honesty, I agree with you romance definitely will get in the way of my intricate personality." Hearing Shen the Author couldn't help but look over at him. 'When did I make him so narcissistic?'

"So answering your question. Although lots of people wanted romance, I have hesitated to touch the stuff. My writing is not very emotion heavy and can be dry at times, so I felt romance would, of course, be dry as well. However, avoiding romance entirely just cause I would mess it up would just make things harder in the long run, so might as well try now."

Smiling the Author threw the card in the air disappearing as Shen reached in the box grabbing the next card. "Now, this question has been asked by a few readers and is actually a question in the auxiliary chapter as well. 'Will I team up with Aizen?' Noticed from 'Voltigod's' Comment. Well, I don't want to team up with Aizen personally." Laughing slightly, Shen continued.

"I mean Aizen is the villain of Bleach and honestly even I got to admit I would rather fight him when I have Super Saiyan unlocked which I'm still waiting for Author... Anyway ignoring Aizen lots of Espada is stronger than me making Aizen the least of my worries. So maybe if I really have to, I will, but I would rather avoid it. I think we all remember what happened to Grimmjow when he disobeyed a single order." Chuckling nervously Shen the card away.

"So, those are a couple of the more popular questions that we have noticed so now we will be moving onto direct questions." Digging his hand into the box, the Author pulled out a card. "This was sent out by Voltigod again. 'Will Shen Merge with the Hogyoku.': Turning his head over the Shen, the Author hinted to him to answer this one.

Noticing the Author's stare Shen sighed. "Um well, that was my plan after I manage to take the Hogyoku from Rukia's body. But who knows maybe the Author will do something stupid before then and make me a saint through the power of 'Friendship'" Laughing at the idea Shen shot a small beam of Ki at the card in the Author's hand destroying it.

Pulling out another card Shen read out loud. "So we have two questions left in this chapter both noticed from niko314's comments. The first one is 'What do you think about your AuthorAuthor? And if you don't know break the fourth wall already!'" Turning his attention to the Readers Shen smiled. "Already broken my friend. Now, as for my thoughts on the Author."

Shen's eyes went full scrutinising mode as he looked the Author up and down. "Well he's ok, but he can be extremely dumb at times like deleting the same chapter 5 times in a row wasting hours of time. But he did create me, and people seem to like the novel, so I guess he did do something right." Looking over at the Author Shen froze as he swore, he saw a tear roll down his undefined cheek.

"That was the nicest thing you have ever said about me..." As the Author began to have an emotional breakdown, Shen stood up from his chair. "Well, that's all the time we have today hope you guys enjoyed it! If we didn't get to your question, feel free to message us or post it in the auxiliary chapter so it will be more easily noticed. Now I have to get back being frozen in place until the Author updates this dam novel."

As Shen walked out of your view, the chapter came to an end.