The Whole Family Went Crazy Listening To My Thoughts, I Was Responsible For Feeding

 “Pfft…” Mrs. Xu is a noblewoman from an aristocratic family and has always paid attention to words and deeds.

 But at this moment, she couldn't hold it any longer.

 Taking a sip of tea spurts out directly.

"She...what's her name?" Xu's face was full of shock. Why did she change her name? ?

Dengzhi looked helpless: "I think Lu Chaochao is not domineering enough."

 “She changed her name to Sangbiao.”

 “He is known as Brother Biao in the world of martial arts.” Dengzhi replied honestly.

Xu shouted that she would suffer, but in fact, every half an hour, she had to ask the secret guard about her whereabouts and movements.

 “Brother Biao?”

Xu laughed so hard that she burst into tears. Oh my god, why is she so cute?

 “Little Tudou changed his name to Sangbiao, hahahaha…” Mr. Xu laughed so hard that he trembled.

 “Has the news been sent to the emperor’s palace?”

Dengzhi looked helpless: "Send it off. Your Majesty asked me several times in the morning, noon and evening."

 Xu laughed so hard that she punched the wall. She could imagine that the emperor could laugh so hard that he doubted his life.

 “Keep it up, keep it up.”

"This little guy wants to take advantage of Your Majesty and me with his wanderings. Within three days, he will go home crying."

"Let the secret guards keep an eye on it and come back every hour to report the news. Give them three times the monthly silver this month."

 “The princess must not be hurt.”

　　　Xu’s family gave numerous warnings and instructions.

“I understand,” Dengzhi said with a smile.

"Where is Little Potato begging for food now? Let's pretend to be passing by and take a look..." Mrs. Xu hadn't seen her for a day, and she was thinking about Lu Chaochao.

 Dengzhi snickered, knowing that she missed Chao Chao.

 “Begging for food in Guiping Alley.”

"She is smart. There are dignitaries living on that street." Mrs. Xu walked out the door.

 After a while, Rong Che sat in front of the carriage.

 “When did you become a groom?”

Rong Che secretly took out a book from his arms and said loudly: "I only want to be your groom."

 Dengzhi shivered, and goosebumps appeared all over the place.

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Rong Che hugged the book in his arms tightly and glanced at "Thirty-Six Strategies for Chasing a Wife". ’

 Rong Che’s ears were red.

 “Why don’t you go to court today?” At this moment, it is the time to go to court.

“I have fifteen days of annual leave every year, but I haven’t taken it for eighteen years.”

 “This time, I’m taking a break.” Rong Che said honestly.

Mrs. Xu was extremely surprised. There was a carrot and a hole in the court, but the emperor actually allowed him to take a break for nearly a year? ?

Moreover, the position of the general of Zhenguo is extremely important. Your Majesty actually agrees?

Rong Che rubbed the back of his head: "Your Majesty is generous."

　　哧.

　　　What a generous piece of shit.

 He has children, a lovely wife and a lot of beautiful people, but I am still an old bachelor.

 The emperor disagreed. He and his father held the emperor's trouser legs and howled.

 ‘The Rong family is going to be extinct. The Rong family will die without a son. You have both children, but I am still a lonely man. ’ Rong Che hugged the emperor’s legs and cried.

 There is no majestic appearance on the battlefield.

 The emperor was helpless and allowed him a year off to pursue his wife.

Rong Che drove the carriage all the way to Guiping Lane, which was close to the palace and was extremely prosperous.

There are many noble people coming and going.

 “Little miss, this slave has seen the little miss.”

Dengzhi lowered his voice and spoke excitedly into Mrs. Xu’s ear.

When Mrs. Xu raised her head, she saw Lu Chaochao holding a dog, followed by a group of beggars. The beggars were obedient in front of her, looking extremely respectful.

Lu Chaochao, who is no taller than his thighs, is as round as a small potato in his clothes.

Now it looks like potatoes.

Xu covered her mouth and snickered.

Seeing that she was doing well, Mrs. Xu felt relieved.

“Little Potato...are you going home?” Xu shouted softly.

 Scar pulled Lu Chaochao's sleeve: "Brother Biao, that woman called you Little Potato!"

 “Isn’t your name Sangbiao?”

Lu Chaochao looked up, raised his chin, and replied seriously: "She admitted her mistake!"

 “Sangbiao is the one who suits my identity!”

The words just fell.

 A luxurious carriage approached, and the beggars hurriedly backed away.

"Get out of the way, don't block the road." The carriage stopped in front of the silver building, and the boy jumped out to drive away the beggar.

"It's Prince Heshuo." Scar hugged Lu Chao and backed away.

The King of Henan happened to be going to court and came to the Yinlou to pick out some jewelry for the princess.

With a glance, he saw Lu Chaochao with a dirty face and the iconic dog beside her.

 Xie Yunan gritted his teeth and said, Lu Chaochao! Last time I went to collect a debt, my daughter-in-law went back to her parents’ home for a few months!

 His chin lifted.

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 eaten.

　　With one kick, the small bowl that Lu Chaochao was begging for flew away and shattered into pieces.

 “Get away, you stinking beggar!”

“It’s bad luck, drive the little beggar away quickly. I’ll break your legs if I see him once.” Xie Yunan glanced at her and scolded her coldly.

 "Wan, bowl, bowl, my bowl." Lu Chaochao was anxious. Dao Scar recognized the carriage of the Prince of Southern Henan. He hugged Lu Chaochao and was trembling all over, not daring to come near.

“Don’t go, that’s the late emperor’s younger brother and the current Holy Emperor’s younger uncle. Don’t mess with him.”

“This little imperial uncle has an arrogant and unruly temper. I heard that His Majesty would not dare to provoke him.”

Lu Chaochao watched helplessly as he entered the silver building.

 "My bowl, my bowl..." Lu Chaochao stamped his feet angrily.

When Mrs. Xu saw this scene, her heart tightened.

“I just wanted to ask for money, but he smashed my bowl!” Lu Chaochao was angry.

 “I have to go to his house to ask for it!”

Without saying a word, Lu Chaochao and his younger brother knocked on the door of the Prince of Southern Henan.

Scar looked horrified: "Forget it, it's normal for us beggars to encounter this kind of thing."

 Lu Chaochao waved his little hand: "But, you are my brothers Sangbiao! Follow me and you will not be wronged!"

 Scar: “That’s not how you beg for food!”

 “Go quickly, walk quickly.”

　　"Whoever begs for food knocks on the door! I'll give you my bowl..."

"The King of South Henan has a bad temper, and he has always disliked beggars. Be careful of hurting you..." Scar hugged Lu Chaochao and was about to leave.



 The gate of the palace is slightly open.

The boy also saw Lu Chaochao and said to Dao Scar and the others, "You are seeking death. It's bad luck for a beggar to come to your door."

“Get out of here, you dare to knock on the palace door!”

 “Get out!” The boy scolded him angrily with a cold look on his face.

The guards drove everyone out and then closed the door of the palace.

Xu stood at the window of the restaurant and watched this scene from a distance.

 Feeling sad and emotional.

 It’s so embarrassing.

 “Is it time to go home?” Xu murmured.

Lu Chaochao, who was locked out of the door, was so angry that his face turned red.

  It is simply beneath the majesty.

 It will damage the dignity of my Sangbiao.

 Lu Chaochao divided a strip of Zhui Feng's dried meat into pieces.

 “You guys wait for me outside!”

She skillfully walked around the palace wall and dug out a dog hole as big as a bowl in an inconspicuous place.

 Hey, who makes her strong?

 “Chasing the wind and waiting for me.”

She is blessed with spiritual energy and can evade the guards with ease.

 …

“Wanwan, do you like the hairpin I chose for you?” Xie Yunan looked at his wife with pity and personally styled the hairpin for the princess.

　　It has been three months since the birth of the princess, and her appearance is now more and more attractive.

 After bathing, I have a slight smell on my body.

 Xie Yunan couldn't help but get closer and closer.

The two people’s skin touched each other, their breaths intertwined, and Xie Yunan’s palms trembled slightly.

 He has not touched his wife for more than a year.

 At this moment, the whole person is excited and happy.

"I always feel like someone is peeking..." The princess looked embarrassed, and she always felt uncomfortable.

“Wanwan is worrying too much, this is the palace, who can come in?” Xie Yunan chuckled.

 The index finger gently picked the hair of the princess, and the atmosphere became more and more ambiguous.

 When the emotion is moving.

 “Give me back my bowl!” A childish voice came from under the bed.

Xie Yunan froze. The princess screamed, grabbed the brocade quilt and covered herself.

 Xie Yunan looked under the bed in shock.

The baby with swollen **** was lying on the ground like a prostrate, its black stone-like eyes looking at him angrily.

　　The fleshy little hands spread out: "Give me back my bowl!"

Finger spread out, the little hand stretched out tremblingly.

 “If you do a good job, please reward me with some money...”

 Thank you, Yunan!

Who taught you how to beg money like this? (End of chapter)