The Whole Family Went Crazy Listening To My Thoughts, I Was Responsible For Feeding

"What are you waiting for? Hurry up and open the door for me!"

Xie Yuzhou held his stomach up and burped.

He was fat and fat, so the princess controlled his diet on weekdays. Today I specially took a day off, so I sneaked to the snack street and went home after eating to my satisfaction.

At this moment, I still have a lot of snacks in my pocket.

They are all collected from everywhere.

The concierge knelt on the ground tremblingly, not daring to open the door.

 Xie Jingxi led everyone to the gate in great force.

 “Go and open the door.” He said with a bit of gritted teeth.

 The porter sighed, "Young prince, please wish yourself well."

There was a creak and a crack opened.

The young prince raised his eyebrows: "My father, have you woken up from your nap? Why are you winking? Don't worry, you won't get beaten this time."

 “Today, I have escaped the exam and escaped a disaster.”

“I’ll give you some pocket money tomorrow.” Xie Yuzhou read as he walked in.

 Just entered the door.

 Looking up…

He was startled by the large crowd of people in the courtyard!

At the head of the table stood his father, his mother, his concubine, the emperor's uncle, and even the emperor's grandmother. ? ?

There are also those immortal civil and military officials!

 Xie Yuzhou's eyelids trembled crazily.

He hid the snacks behind his back: "Why...why are you here? Imperial grandmother, eldest aunt?" Why did he feel like his scalp was numb.

“What do you think they are here for?” The princess gave him a sharp look.

 Xie Yuzhou looked confused, what does it have to do with me?

 I'm just asking for a leave, what does that have to do with me?

How can I cause turmoil in the court by skipping school?

 “Say it yourself, where is the mistake?” King Jingxi gritted his teeth.

Xie Yuzhou swallowed hard and said, "I, I'll just take a day off." What, you look like you're going to eat someone?

Xie Jingxi's chest kept rising and falling, breathing heavily, pointing at him and shaking all over: "I heard that you are spreading rumors that I am dead?!" King Jingxi said through gritted teeth.

Xie Yuzhou’s expression froze.

He suddenly raised his hand and pointed at Lu Chaochao: "Master said, you only ask for leave when attending a funeral. Princess Zhaoyang said it first. She said that my grandmother was dead, and then I said that my father is dead!"

After finishing speaking, he said angrily: "Master is partial and looks down on our Jingxi Palace! If Princess Zhaoyang dies, she will have three days of leave. Father, if you die, Master will only give you one day!"

Xie Jingxi pointed at him and became furious: "Just for a day off, you go around spreading rumors that I am dead?"

 “I’ll beat you to death, you useless piece of shit!”

"Look at the good things you have done!" Xie Jingxi thought of this scene and felt that life was hopeless.

The old queen mother brought her royal brother and all the civil and military officials to attend the funeral. His old face was completely disgraced!

Xie Jingxi picked up the ruler and rushed towards Xie Yuzhou.

Xie Yuzhou screamed in pain.

"Hit, beat! Beat me hard, beat me to death!" The emperor put his hands behind his back and broke into a cold sweat from fear, this bitch!

“Help, uncle Huang, I’m just going to take a day off. Uuuuuuuuuu, why are you going to be beaten to death?”

“Woo woo woo, Grandma Huang, help me. Grandma Huang, I am your heart and soul, the only child of the Jingxi Palace. Grandma Huang, save me... My father wants to beat me to death...” Xie Yuzhou was crying.

The Queen Mother, who had just said that she was never allowed to spank her children again, silently turned her face to the side.

"Jingxi, don't use a ruler." The Queen Mother's words made Xie Yuzhou feel relieved.

 “Go and get my whip.”

Xie Yuzhou’s eyes suddenly widened: “Grandma Imperial!!”

“Grandma Huang, you want Yuzhou’s life!” Xie Yuzhou looked at him with collapse and fear.

"Hit Aijia, hard!" The queen mother bared her teeth, her hair was disheveled, her eyes were red and swollen, what a naughty kid! !

 Must be beaten to death.

"Auntie, auntie, I am your favorite nephew. Please save Yuzhou... Wuwuwu..." Xie Yuzhou begged the eldest princess again.

 The eldest princess looked at her nephew distressedly.

"Jingxi, you can't do this, it will break the child."

"He can run, so hang him up. If you hang him up and beat him, he won't run around, and you won't accidentally damage the roots." The eldest princess looked serious. “Auntie, are you a devil?” Xie Yuzhou hurriedly backed away.

“Are you all devils? I just asked for a day off, but they actually wanted to hang me up and beat me with a whip! Oh, if I had known, if I had known, I might as well have gone back to take the exam!”

"Princess Zhaoyang also asked for leave, why didn't you beat her? I don't accept it, wuwuwu, I don't accept it!" Xie Yuzhou cried.

Lu Chaochao glanced at him: "Because, my grandmother is really dead."

 Xie Yuzhou was startled and looked at Lu Chaochao blankly.

 “Why don’t you make it clear?!”

Then he knelt on the ground with a thud: "Father, father, I know my fault. Yuzhou will never lie again, and he will never play truant again. Father, Yuzhou just asked for a day off, why should I be beaten to death!"

 “A day off? Look at the civil and military forces of this dynasty!”

 “You take a day off, and the whole court will come to your house for the funeral!”

 “You naughty boy, you really deserve a beating!” The emperor was so frightened that half of his life was lost.

 "Run...for the funeral?" Xie Yuzhou looked at Lu Chaochao suddenly.

Lu Chaochao blinked innocently: "Yes, I'll inform you."

 Xie Yuzhou…

 My life is at an end.

 This day off is a bit expensive.

 Xie Yuzhou was hung up and beaten. The beating was so brutal that the princess couldn't help wiping her tears.

While wiping away tears, he pulled the imperial physician: "Emperor physician, please give me a prescription to assist in pregnancy."

The imperial doctor sighed faintly: "Okay."

 Xie Yuzhou's cries echoed throughout the palace.

“Wow, Brother Yuzhou has exploded gold coins...” Lu Chaochao squatted down and picked up the snacks that fell from his body.

It's still steaming, so delicious.

“Woo woo woo, Lu Chaochao, you are born to defeat me…”

　　"You conquer me..." Xie Yuzhou burst into tears.

 He was used to being an overlord in his fiefdom. After returning to Beijing, two mixed fights started because of Lu Chaochao.

 He is so miserable.

 Obviously I only wanted to take one day off, but this time I asked for seven days off.

 Seven days to recuperate.

The King and Princess of Jingxi apologized and sent off all the guests in person.

The two of them looked at each other with tears in their eyes, speechless and choked.

 Forget it, let’s get another one.

Lu Chaochao walked behind, and the civil and military officials looked at her carefully.

“Princess Zhaoyang, won’t you carry this coffin back?”

Lu Chaochao was stunned: "Take it back to waste and give it to the emperor's uncle. In case the emperor's uncle is angry to death, he will need it in the future."

 Everyone's heart is choked, but you will give it to them.

Seeing this coffin, the young prince will not be whipped a few more times.

 The ministers chatted with Lu Chaochao for a long time.

The civil and military officials listened carefully and found that they did not hear any strange sounds, so they secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Strange, why did I hear the princess’s voice last time?

 The emperor and even the civil and military officials were puzzled.

The prince hugged Lu Chaochao and said, "Let's go, I will take you to the funeral."

Hold Lu Chao in his arms and fly away, hiding his merit and fame.

 Far away, inside the Southern Embassy.

“That child, who looks stupid and clumsy, is Beizhao’s Little Lucky Star?” Nan Mubai looked surprised. (End of chapter)