The Woman who Became the “Male” God

Due to the busy time during this period, Anxian postponed the release of this month's new drug, and the pollen expressed their understanding. Let's not talk about the mental hospital, just the gift of the world of colorful gifts requires a lot of thought. Someone estimated the value of the gifts given by the leader this time based on the number of orders, at least more than three million yuan, and there is a 30% discount on the purchase of goods, which can be regarded as a super generous reward.

However, although no new drugs have been released, Anxian uploaded a third kind of plant sprouts videos. These are usually shot and can be played with a little editing.

The two kinds of cute plant pets currently sold by Huahua World-Heart-to-Heart and Sepak Takraw, have successively sold hundreds of plants, and the supply is still in short supply. Anxian does not intend to expand its scale, but focuses on varieties, characteristics, and rarity as its main selling points. After all, the cute pets that are born with wisdom are different from ordinary plants and cannot be cultivated casually.

Pollens were enthusiastic about opening the video. The first thing that appeared in the picture was a well-behaved flower. The plant was about forty centimeters long. The flowers were thick, full and large like lotus flowers. The stamens were moon-white, covered with fine hairs and edges. A dozen short yellow petals were neatly spread out, the torus tilted forward, facing the camera, and it looked like a white sun with a yellow halo and raised by a stick.

The video played for dozens of seconds, and the flower remained motionless. At this moment, a butterfly arrived and was about to fall. The originally calm moon-white stamen suddenly twisted, showing a strange expression without warning: (⊙▽ ⊙).

The little butterfly was scared to urinate immediately, sprinkled a piece of dust, fluttered its wings and fled hurriedly.

【puff! ! ! 】

There was a series of popping sounds in the live broadcast room.

[Fuck, what happened just now? 】

[Are you sure that it’s not the leader who is making trouble? ! 】

[I obviously have cured my needle eye, why do I still see such a discordant picture? 】

[Seeing that everyone's reactions are so unified, I feel relieved. 】

The pollen opened their titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, staring at the screen intently, and found that the expression of a certain flower had become: (⊙︿⊙).

The outline of the facial features is very sharp, although the expression is somewhat distorted, it still clearly expresses its emotions.

The butterfly flew, it was very happy.

The butterfly flew away, it was very unhappy.

At this time, An Xian's figure appeared in the lens——(/≥▽≤/)

An Xian passed by the camera——(╯3╰)*

An Xian did not stay, and went straight away——(⊙□⊙)

Yuanyuan’s painted face changed several expressions one after another, until she was sure that her master would not come back, she slowly recovered from sadness to a blankness, and continued to be lonely and desolately there, making a plant. The lonely little flower that no one cares about.

[Hahaha, I laughed to death. 】

[This is a magical face...]

[As a flower, it has so many plays. 】

[Never worry about not using emoticons anymore! ! ! 】

[I want to know how it makes so many expressions of God? 】

[Look carefully at its facial features, there is a bit of the charm of the leader. 】

【I noticed that too! Like a twisted version of the leader! 】

[So, whoever will be raised will be like who? 】

After the video was played, An Xian immediately uploaded the cute pet information.

The facial makeup flower can remember the expression of the owner during the growth process, and generate different human faces through the induction hair follicle on the stamen. The face is generally similar to the owner, and the change in expression is also related to the personality of the owner. The more lively the owner's personality is, the richer the facial expressions will be.

Remarks: Be cautious when taking photos with facial paralysis.

This remark made various types of facial paralysis presidents, ruthless tough guys, Gao Lengyu sister, and ascetic beautiful men suffered great taunting injuries.

In the end, it is the old rule. Try to raise it for a month. The standard for passing it is to cultivate at least three expressions. The expression is too single, which is not conducive to the intellectual growth of Facebook.

[Its intelligence can still grow? Rely on facial expressions? ? ? 】

[I seem to have found the reason why my IQ is so low...]

[Upstairs uses non-human logic to prove that my IQ and Facebook are at the same level. 】

An Xian opened the mouth and said: "If you are interested in adopting the pollen of Facebook flowers, you can submit an application. I will select 7 people as the first batch of owners."

As soon as the voice fell, An Xian heard a continuous beep. Hundreds of pollen had already submitted applications quickly.

An Xian added: "Heart-hearted and billowing owners can no longer adopt Facebook."

A few wailings hurt my heart.

After the announcement, An Xian did not stay for too long, exited the network, got up and walked out the door.

At this time, Baihou Yi was studying, and An Xian went straight to the refining room without interruption.

Originally, according to the original agreement, as long as Bai Houyi lived here for a full month, he could be sent away, but his situation has only just improved. If he leaves now, I am afraid that he will be solidified again. In order to avoid losing all previous efforts, Anxian decided to keep him. a period of time.

Regarding this decision, Bai Houduan showed excitement that was seriously inconsistent with his advanced age, but did not give her an adoption contract and asked her to directly accept Baihou's translation as a "godson."

After more than a month of busy work, the construction of the Tracing Mental Hospital has entered the final stage. Anxian took three days to conduct a thorough examination for all patients, and recorded each person's illness in detail. Only when the mental hospital was completed, treatment could begin.

The original medical staff of the mental hospital had stayed, and Anxian raised their wages by 10%. Their work abilities may not be outstanding, but they can stick to their posts and take care of these mental patients patiently, at least in terms of character.

Of course, the specific situation requires a period of observation to draw conclusions.

The engineering team is only responsible for the renovation of the building and the greening work. Anxian intends to do it herself, using the rare flowers she cultivated as an array, and can arrange a simple aura circle array.

This psychiatric hospital covers an area of ​​about 18,000 square meters, of which one-third is a waste area. The work of transplanting vegetation is not easy, but the rest only needs to design the layout, and other tasks can be done by gardeners. .

After another five or six days, the reconstruction of the Tracing Mental Hospital was basically completed. A new circular building stood in the middle, surrounded by green trees, lush grass, clusters of flowers, and various facilities. Everywhere was full of vitality, but let People feel extremely peaceful.

When An Xian posted the panorama of the mental hospital on the Internet, the pollen were immediately excited.

[Leader, please adopt! 】

[Leader, is there still room in your mental hospital? I want to reserve one. 】

[I found that I was a little abnormal recently. When I saw a good-looking man, I wanted to rush to tear his clothes. Lord, do you think I should go to a mental hospital for a good rest period? 】

[Upstairs, you are dissatisfied with desire, hunger and thirst...]

An Xian replied coldly: "I don't want to see any of you in the mental hospital! Whoever dares to pretend to be crazy and run into trouble, I will kill him."

[嘤嘤嘤, the leader is fierce, but they like it so much~~]

[I seem to feel the majestic murderous aura of the leader from the screen. 】

[Leader, rest assured, we will never cause trouble. 】

[Leader, does the mental hospital need volunteers? I want to sign up. 】

【plus one. 】

An Xian thought for a while, and refused, "I don't need it for the time being, thank you."

She worries that this group of teasers will be brutally crushed by mental patients in terms of IQ.

The Tracing Mental Hospital started operating in a low-key manner.

However, low-key is just an Xian's expectation.

She did not publicize, did not cut the ribbon, and did not invite any friends, but on the day of the official opening, the homepages of major online forums were screened by various blessings.

[Congratulations to the official opening of the Tracing Mental Hospital of the leader. 】

【Improve the spiritual world and create a better tomorrow. 】

[I wish the patients of the leader, every year there is today, every year, and the present. 】

[There are talents in Jiangshan from generation to generation, and new generations are replaced by old ones. 】

[Who can cure the mental disorder? Cang Ming traces the origin of the superhuman stream. 】

【Provide VIP services, establish an elite image, epic treatment, and monumental model. 】

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"Every year there is today, every year, there is the present", is this cursing that the patient will never be cured?

What the **** is "a new generation for the old"? Do you think there are not enough mental patients?

Is the phrase "Cang Ming traces its origin to the flow of people" is a typo? ! Are you sure it is not "super first-class" or "super professional"? !

Also "the elite image", you have the ability to find an elite in the mental hospital!

God TM "Epic-level treatment, monument-level model." This is a game to play crazy!

Is this group of funny people going to heaven? She runs a mental hospital, not a luxury hotel! No matter how good the advertisement is, people are not willing to come, okay?

Anxian feels a little suffocated, she just wants to open her mental hospital quietly!

On this day, the publicity advertisements and congratulatory slogans of a certain mental hospital became the most popular and popular on all major public platforms. It was even more sensational than a world superstar and a politician who studied the world situation overnight in the presidential suite of a hotel...