The Woman who Became the “Male” God

The design of the mental hospital's website was finally completed, and Anxian conducted the final test, and the result was just stuck in it, and it was not crawled out until the next day. She was the first to register an account, named "Dean 000".

The management staff followed the dean’s pace closely, the account names were highly unified, Xiang Fei—Technology 001, Bai Hou Chu—Marketing 002, Qiao Youli—Organization 003, Ji Jingze—Medicine 004...

Then the patient's style of painting has also become: chopsticks 019, slippers 022, tea cup 025, potatoes 026, fish head 033, cucumber 038...

Dean Anxian, who led the trend accidentally: "..."

Anxian was very satisfied with his website, holding the mentality that being alone is not as good as the others, he decisively posted the website in Huahua World and invited the pollen to "visit and guide".

Since the leader of the dragon has always seen the head but not the tail recently, the pollen is so idle that when they see this website, they naturally touched it without even thinking about it. Then, without exception, they all fell into it.

As a loyal fan of the leader, Myna is the first group of people to enter the website. When you open the webpage, the first thing that appears is a high-end, high-grade black page. The five characters "Trace to the Crazy Man's Hall" are blown onto the page like a whirlwind, accompanied by a whistling sound effect, it really looks like that.

However, what is the website of a mental hospital doing so cool?

Myna muttered secretly, his eyes immediately fell on the three connecting frames below the lunatic hall.

[Fool Edition], [Mortal Edition (Unlocked)], [God Edition (Unlocked)]?

There are actually three versions, two of which are in an unlocked state, and visitors can only enter the [Fool Edition] at present.

Starling with curiosity, clicked on the [Fool Version], and immediately heard a majestic voice: [Mediocre people, come and accept the test of Doubi! Open Fool's head and use his poor wisdom to prove that he is a qualified fool. ], then a prompt box of "please register" pops up.

Myna: "..." I really want to shake my head and leave, but for the sake of the leader, I still reluctantly register.

Myna filled out the basic information as required, and then submitted the application. This time a cute system voice sounded: [After completing ten test questions, you can become a primary user in the lunatic asylum. Come on, Sao Nian. 】

Myna: Does this have to be tested? !

A dialog box pops up on the page: [Question 1: 1+1=? 】

Myna was relieved, it turned out to be this kind of elementary school problem.

He chose "2" without hesitation.

System: [Congratulations Myna, the answer is correct, please make persistent efforts. 】

[Second question: In the lunatic asylum, there are 30 women, 13 elderly (regardless of gender), 21 (regardless of gender) under 16 years of age, 7 of long-haired men, and 25 of long-haired women , How many patients are there in the lunatic asylum? 】

Starling with a dumbfounded look: "..."

Fuck, jump from the simple mode to the **** mode at once, can you still have fun!

System: [3 minutes to solve the problem, be careful not to time out~~]

Only three minutes!

Myna rushed online to ask for help: [I have encountered a problem, I am looking for an answer! A reward of 300 gold coins! The time limit is 2 minutes. 】

There are a lot of idlers on the Internet. Just as soon as the help post came out, someone followed up immediately, but most of them were nonsense replies that were useless.

How can you get the correct answer in just two minutes?

In the end, Starling's time ran out and the test failed.

System: [The answer is: 211. You are so stupid, you don't know how to do such a simple question. 】

Myna: This is also called "simple"? Why don't you go to heaven!

System: [Before registering in this hospital, I didn't even know the basic situation of this hospital, the number of patients, and the information are all written in it. 】

"..." Ma Dan felt that IQ had been mocked greatly.

Myna gritted his teeth, cleaned up his mood, and started again!

[Question 1: Uncle has 7 sons in total, and each of these 7 sons has a sister. So, how many children does Uncle have in total? 】

Myna sneered: 8.

System: [Answer Correctly, Spreading Flowers~~]

[Second question: What is cloth and paper afraid of? 】

Why should I know what they are afraid of?

Mynah, who has lost IQ, decisively posted a message for help. This time I was lucky enough to get the answer: 10,000 and just in case.

Myna asked: "Why?"

Reply: cloth (not) afraid of ten thousand, paper (only) afraid of just in case.

Myna: ...well, you won.

The next third question is a simple math question, and the fourth question becomes a super difficult chemical equation.

The myna was tossed by the problem and tried to smash the screen and chair many times, but finally relied on strong willpower to hold back. After failing 40 times, he finally completed the test.

When the voice of "Congratulations to mynah, successfully registered as a junior user of the Tracing Madman Hall" sounded in my ears, mynah almost burst into tears, and a sad and satisfied sense of accomplishment emerged spontaneously.

It took five or six hours to get the title of "Junior Fool". Mynah couldn't help but feel sorry for himself: I only know today that I am a fool!

Wiping his face, Starling, with a mentality of finding fault, was ready to take a look at this lunatic hall. As a result, as soon as I clicked on the mall, a big gift pack appeared on the screen, and then the system’s cheerful voice: [Congratulations, starling, became the 7th user who successfully registered in this hospital, and rewarded the newcomer with a big gift pack: Flash Tail Peripheral Set (×1 ), furry surrounding suit (×1), plant cute pet (random×1), flower world medicine (random×10), flower seeds (random×10). 】

Myna was stunned at first, then ecstatic, jumped up from the chair suddenly, raised his arms and shouted: "Leader is mighty!" The frustration of the previous few hours was swept away.

Up to now, only 7 people have successfully registered. Myna is full of superiority. He couldn't help but ran to the forum and posted a show off post, sharing the screenshot of the gift package he got with other pollen.

[Ahhhhhhhhhh, it seems to be! ! ! 】

[Fuck, fuck, it’s been 5 hours, I haven’t registered successfully yet! 】

[Is the leader opened a lunatic asylum or an elite hall? Don't bring such a tossing person! 】

[I don't believe it, because of my IQ, I can't even enter the lunatic asylum. 】

[Ahhhhhhhhh, my petty temper is about to explode! 】

[Seeking a strategy, asking for an answer. 】

[Give up upstairs, I ran through 50 times, but did not encounter a repeated question. I seriously suspect that there is a group of perverts behind the website, updating the question bank at any time. 】

[Not so cruel, right? ! 】

[The person who really gave the question knelt down. These questions cover almost all types of questions at home and abroad, from the simplest elementary school mathematics to advanced molecular formulas. From the mentally handicapped writing words and making sentences, to the pitting brain teasers. The system also popped up from time to time to give a taunt, crit 10,000 points. 】

[Haha, friends, this is only the "Fool Edition", don't forget, there are "Mortal Edition" and "Shenren Edition" that have not been unlocked behind. 】

[...Suddenly feel that I have been blind for more than 20 years. 】

...

The pollen forum was maxed out by a group of irritable people. After the successful fools sent out the screenshots of the lunatic hall, everyone was even more angry and vowed to complete the test and become a qualified fool!

This is a battle to bet on IQ!

He Lin, who was far abroad, also took part in the test and got the whole team. As a result, he failed ten times before registering successfully.

The website is divided into several sections such as mall, crowdfunding, live broadcast, video, graphic, forum, and personal space. The mall mainly sells works of cute objects and patients in Huahua World. The graphic section is a platform for free creation of text and painting. Live broadcasts, videos and forums are not popular at present, but are personal spaces. More than 40 mental patients have been settled. All of them have a unique style and strange thinking, subverting mainstream values ​​in minutes.

Successfully registered fools are stuck in it, as if they have entered a strange new world, incarnate as a crowd of unexplainable melon-eating people, watching the patients' inscrutable discussions with a bewildered expression.

The Lunatic Museum is not so much a website as it is a mind game. Not only does it have surprises when registering, but there are also various traps hidden in each section. Those crazy and boring neurotic skills change tricks every day, adding a tricky applet from time to time.

For example, if you click into a post at random, you may receive [Are you male or female? 】’S inquiry.

If you answer "male", the system will tell you: [Today is the International Day of Peace, males are not allowed to enter the forum] (Ma Dan, International Day of Peace is related to whether males or females are yarn-related?!).

If you answer "female", the system will tell you: [Today is the day when the aunt of the vice chairman of the alliance returns to China, won't the female compatriots pick up the plane? ] (The aunt of the vice chairman is here, and has a wool relationship with the majority of female compatriots?!)

If the answer is "neutral", the system will tell you: [This year's birth rate in the world has dropped by three percentage points compared with previous years. Please neutral friends make reasonable arrangements for X's life, so as not to bring unexpected crises to the world. 】(How can the X life of a neutral person bring a crisis to the world?!)

And so on, there are too many to mention, it's a rhythm that drives people crazy.

A few days later, the pollen's daily greeting changed to: "Are you crazy?" Or: "Did you go in?"

If the answer is no, it will inevitably attract a large group of difficult brothers, as well as a few mediocre netizens with superior IQ.

The poisoned pollen was full of anger and continued to be abused while cursing. Later, hackers secretly wanted to hack into the lunatic hall, planning to get an internal account, and go to the mortal version and the god-man version to see in advance, but they were chased by a certain obsessive-compulsive disorder patient from the northern hemisphere to the southern hemisphere until there. The hacker stopped the internet.

It was only after the website was operated that Anxian realized that his mental hospital had hidden hacker masters. He knew that he would not have to waste those millions.

Although the lunatic hall has been complained by all kinds of complaints, its magical charm is quietly sweeping the alliance and even the whole world with an unstoppable momentum...

After An Xian tricked the pollen into the big pit of the lunatic hall, he threw them aside without any pity, and began to concentrate on his own affairs. On the one hand, preparing for the live broadcast of the new drug, on the other hand, let Joeyuli help plan the patient's self-made video.