The Woman who Became the “Male” God

During the intermission, the video of the first half of the game was played back on the big screen.

The progress of the game was played on the Internet simultaneously, and the click-through rate rose exponentially, quickly occupying the top of the major video sites. The people who watched this game are not only fans of the leader, but also fans of the pollen star players, as well as passers-by who have been stunned by the crazy Amway, plus the strength of plants to steal the spotlight, and the attention is close to the World Cup.

"Ahhhhh, my male god!!!"

"The leader of the league has exploded!"

"Hahaha, this competition has taken my laughter for a year."

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There were cheers and discussions mixed with laughter from the audience, and the live video was also screened by various barrages.

In the rest area of ​​the pollen team, a dozen players gathered together with serious expressions to discuss the strategy of the second half.

"We underestimated the enemy in the first half. We didn't expect the leader to bring inhuman species to the competition. We didn't have the experience of playing against them, and it was understandable that we lost for a while."

"Captain, what shall we do in the second half?"

"Everyone has seen the skill of the leader, it is basically impossible to prevent him, so I suggest to focus on the control of the fly ball. We have an absolute advantage in numbers, as long as you make sure that the fly ball is controlled most of the time With our hands, it will be difficult for the leader to score any more."

The flying ball game mainly compares the control, application and coordination of mental power. There is only one person on the main team who is responsible for the offense.

The best control range of the flying ball is 7 meters, beyond this distance, the spiritual connection will be weakened. As long as they find a way to extend the distance of the league's main ball, they will be able to win the ball.

"What about those plants?"

"Separate four people and be responsible for stalking them." The captain scanned the team members one by one and asked, "Who wants to go?"

No one said anything.

The captain said deeply: "Although those plants are difficult to deal with, this is also an opportunity to show your face. At that time, most people will pay attention to you, and your popularity will increase, and your value will rise with the tide. It depends on your performance in this battle."

Player: It sounds so nice, why don't you go by yourself!

Seeing that no one was on the set, the captain immediately got upset and said righteously: "For the ultimate victory, sacrifice is inevitable. You, you, you, and you are the only four of you."

The four people named were crying, and in the eyes of their teammates, they lit a candle in advance for themselves.

The home team rest area.

An Xian raised her head and took a sip of water, and the camera gave him a close-up without hesitation, which greatly satisfied the excitement of the pollen kneeling and licking the male god.

Most of them are the first time that they have been in close contact with their male gods now. In order to express their love for the male gods, various flowers, handkerchiefs, snacks, glasses, dog food, hats, etc. were sprinkled on the rest area. .

An Xian raised her head and suddenly saw a pair of **** red underwear falling from the sky, she immediately gave a step to the side, letting the pair of underwear fall to the ground, and after a closer look, there was a phone card pinned to the underwear.

leisurely:"……"

In addition to underwear, there are bras, socks, shoes and other personal items on the ground.

An Xian wanted to know if this was prepared by them in advance, or if it was taken directly from him...

After a short break, An Xian greeted her fellow porters and went to water the plants one by one.

As a result, a scene that shouldn't have appeared on the court appeared. A group of porters in "Victory" overalls, carrying a water bottle, ran to their respective plants in an orderly division of labor, and carefully watered them under the attention of the public.

The plants stretch their branches and leaves, absorbing water happily. Only one guy was unlucky. He was serving a pot of drought-loving plants. Because the watering scale was not well grasped, he was thrown a face by the thorny branches, almost not disfigured.

When he returned to the rest area with his face down and his head down, Anxian said with relief: "Sorry, this is a work injury, and I will pay compensation."

The porter was immediately resurrected full of blood and thanked him with a smile.

The fifteen minutes of off time passed quickly, and the players from both sides entered the arena, ready to start the second half of the game.

The Pollen team walked into the arena full of fighting spirit, staring at Anxian with scorching eyes.

Mr. T: "The Pollen team's morale is like a rainbow, which is completely different from the first half of the soy sauce. It seems that they are planning to make a big move."

Who specializes in soy sauce? !

The pollen team players collectively glared at the commentary in the stands, and the momentum he built up was finally brought back to its original form by his phrase "beating soy sauce".

The referee held the ball and said solemnly: "Civilized game, refuse to shame." After speaking, he turned to Anxian, instantly put on a kind smile, raised his small fist, and whispered in encouragement, "Leader, come on. "

The pollen players are indifferent. jpg: Hey, blatantly favoring the opponent in front of our face, are you the referee preparing to end get out of class, right?

The referee blew the whistle of the game, and the flying ball was thrown high.

The Pollen team was well prepared and successfully grabbed the first opportunity.

The offense is the pollen No. 7 and pollen No. 8, known as the "Gemini", who alternately control the ball and rush to the hinterland of the league home team.

An Xian was guarded by six pollen team players and could not get out for the time being. Three others provided support on the periphery. The remaining four defended two rows of plants according to the prior arrangement.

Gemini controls the ball skillfully, while swiftly avoiding the moving ball frame, looking for the opportunity to shoot the ball.

The movement of the ball frame is irregular, and the speed is sometimes fast and slow, and it will hit the air if you don't pay attention, and the ball controller can't let the fly ball beyond the effective control range of 7 meters.

But for a long time, the pollen No. 7 spotted an opportunity. When he was about to shoot, a bean suddenly shot out from the side and inserted horizontally between the flying ball and the ball frame. The flying ball hit the bean, and a spray of mist appeared. After half a second, it was this half a second that made the pollen No. 7 wasted this offensive opportunity.

The flying ball lost control and fell diagonally to the ground. An Xian immediately separated a ray of consciousness from the encirclement of the spiritual net and sent the flying ball out of the edge line to avoid falling in her halftime, and 1 point was deducted.

"Referee!" Huafen No. 7 complained, "The home team's No. 12 hit the fly ball just now! No, to be precise, it should be a part of the body that hit the fly ball!"

The home team's No. 12 is takraw, it just sprayed a peas.

Anxian corrected: "In fact, that beanie is not part of its body, at best it can only be regarded as spitting."

Pollen No. 7 immediately interfaced: "Spitting is uncivilized in the arena, and points are deducted!"

An Xian nodded, no longer argued, and acquiesced in what he said.

The referee raised a deduction card and pointed to the takraw ball: "The home team No. 12,'spitting' foul, and 1 point is deducted."

The sepak takraw ball rolled out of the flowerpot with a sound, and whirled around the flowerpot like a wind.

Referee: "On the 12th, are you dissatisfied with my judgment?"

The takraw ball had a sudden pause, and then slightly shrank behind the flowerpot, never showing up again.

The audience quit.

"Referee, you're so cute, you scold you too, be careful of being struck by lightning!"

"Rubbish referee, you dare to bully the leader's roll, do you know that you have a big deal?"

"Strongly request the cancellation of the deduction!"

"There must be shady, there must be shady!"

Referee: MDZZ, I also belong to the leader of this country. You pig teammates, haven't you seen that the leader agrees to deduct points? ! Shady? Shady, you mother, hope, I want to be black and also the black pollen team!

The game continued, Anxian took possession of the ball and attacked.

This time, the pollen team concentrated on interfering with the flying ball, which greatly increased the difficulty of Anxian's possession of the ball and reduced her offensive speed. However, it is difficult for the Pollens to grab the fly ball from the restful mental circle.

At the time of the stalemate, the No. 7 beauty lotus was thrown out by a vine and slid straight toward the pollen team's halftime. The blue lotus bloomed slowly, and the surrounding scenery was suddenly shrouded in aquatic lake light, as if in a fantasy world, everything was still. . The spiritual power that overlapped vertically and horizontally also stagnated, and there was only a slender figure, passing through the silence, like a dragonfly, and disappeared in a flash.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!", three consecutive beeps, accurately hit the target.

An Xian turned around handsomely, the surrounding illusion disappeared at the same time, the whole process only took three seconds.

"The home team has 8 points, the score is valid!" The referee first recovered, and while reporting the points loudly, he stared at the canna in disbelief. Plants that can create spiritual illusions? It really shocked Lao Tzu's pair of titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

An Xian picked up the canna and put it back to its original position. There is physical contact between your team members.

"What happened just now?" the captain asked the team member who was in charge of defending the plants.

The team members pointed to the big screen and said weakly: "Watch the replay."

On the big screen, Pollen No. 2 was standing not far from Canna. He just turned his head distracted. A vine stretched out next to it to encircle the flowerpot of Canna. With a strong shake, he lifted the flowerpot from the crotch of Pollen No. 2. Sent out.

"Hahahaha, this wave of breaking through the defenses is nothing but coquettish."

"The beauty of the lord really swept the country, and instantly fascinated 12 hot-blooded men."

"I only know that canna can interfere with mental power, but I didn't expect it to be able to create illusions. It's really awesome!"

"Hahaha, Pollen No. 2, you must pay attention to your standing next time, and the span of your legs should not be too large to avoid being broken through by the flowerpot again."

Pollen 2 closed her legs shyly.

In the next game, the pollen team became more cautious. The defensive team did nothing but stared at the flowerpot. As long as they have any changes, they immediately increase their vigilance.

Such strict defenses allowed them to score a lot of points and gradually narrowed the gap with the league home team.

Ten minutes later, An Xian suddenly made a gesture to the observer outside the court.

Mr. T noticed his movements sharply, and said in a passionate tone: "The leader is ready to change players, oh no, it's ready to change flowers. He replaced No. 5 Xuan who performed poorly in the first half with No. 13 Teddy Bush. Aoki, it is said that hemlock fir is a plant with hard stems and leaves. The leaves are straight and the edges are burrs. But looking at this pot of hemlock fir, the leaves are all joined together, and it looks like a stick more than one meter long. , I don’t know the purpose of the leader replacing it, is it going to take a violent route?"

The pollen team players all stared at the pot of hemiptera vigilantly, and secretly reminded themselves that they must not go head-to-head with it.

The referee also whispered to Anxian: "Leader, the use of weapons is prohibited in the game."

An Xian smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'm a wizard, not a fighter."