The Woman who Became the “Male” God

The home team has a lot of "gimmicks", although the pollen team is glorious to lose, a special game is still unsatisfactory.

When the two teams regrouped on the court, deafening cheers rang out immediately, with irresistible laughter in the middle.

In the center of the field, the pollen team players lined up in a neat line. Opposite them, An Xian stood alone in the middle, with a row of flower pots on each side.

An Xian stretched out his hand and shook hands with the excited pollen captain. The plants stood upright and used their own way to communicate with their opponents “friendly”, shaking their hands, spraying peas, poisoning, spitting, showing kung fu, and stunned. Screaming... The poor pollen team member was caught off guard by a wave of love.

"League, can I exchange jerseys with you?" The pollen captain took off his shirt, touched the back of his head, and asked shyly.

As soon as the voice fell, a dozen jerseys were handed to Anxian at the same time, and all the pollen players looked at her eagerly.

An Xian: "..." How do you plan to divide a jersey?

In the end, An Xian gave each of them a bottle of replenishing mental power, and took photos with them separately. The audience outside the court was so envious that they almost rushed up to divide the leader. Although the scene did not lose control, it took a long time before An Xian was able to get out and left the arena intact.

Overnight, reports, videos, comments, etc. related to the game were successively posted on major media and online platforms, creating a huge trend.

[Flying ball games can still be played like this, I really know a lot! 】

[This kind of competition, give me a hundred more games! 】

[As a veteran flying ball coach, I can say with certainty that those plants are geniuses of field control. 】

[It doesn’t matter if I have been the leader of the league, now I am still handsome by his plants, and if this continues, my face will be screened by the leader and his plants! 】

[Crying, the 18X of the leader is gone. 】

[I want to buy the No. 1 jersey of the leader, but I don’t know if he wants to sell it. 】

[There is only one jersey, I guess I can't get it, but the plants raised by the leader, I think I can work hard. 】

[Premonition that the leader's plants are going to be on fire. 】

[In other words, the leader secretly raised so many plants and arms, wouldn't the relevant departments invite him to drink tea? 】

[I just want to know if this kind of competition will be held in the future? If it is held, I will go to the scene once again! 】

[Ibid! 】

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The calls for regular competitions have been higher than ever.

A game-like flying ball game has received world-class attention. The video of the game has been repeatedly watched, edited, and researched by countless people. As a result, more interesting details have been discovered and sorted out.

[Small video 1 (not a quiet one)]: In the corner of the game, the takraw ball was spitting out peas boringly, two or three to five, and the referee couldn't bear it, pointing to it and drinking He scolded: "Please be civilized to play, don't make **** anywhere." The takraw ball sprayed a peas into the sky, just blocking the pollen 7's attack and staggering his flying ball out of the frame.

[Small video two (the truth about Xuan Qingmu being replaced)]: In the first half, Xuan Qingmu was sticking there in a regular manner. When someone approached, it gathered the branches and leaves and allowed him to pass; someone watched, and it pushed the little friend next to him. In front of you; if someone attacks, it does not advance but retreats, and automatically hides. [It's not a poor performance, but a professional seller of teammates! 】

[Small video three (the sky full of stars should be called "the sky full of heart")]: The sky full of stars, twinkling and twinkling, flashing pink hearts, flashing from the start of the game to the end of the game, it’s worth it Called the most shining background decoration in the audience. The core of its tactics is: flashing or not? Are you blind? Not tempted? Do you love me?

[Video 4 (Wind Lucky Grass)]: A ball frame rushes to the front of Lucky Grass. There are no rattan plants around it to help it dodge. Just when the ball frame is about to hit it, its leaves suddenly It vibrated at a very fast frequency, forming a small whirlwind around it, scraping the ball frame to one side, and hitting the pollen player not far away. [The pollen player, who was still gloating at misfortunes, became happy and sad the next second. The front and back expressions were screenshots taken by netizens, and they were compared together, laughing and crying. 】

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Soon after, Anxian received a large number of orders for plants and flowers without any surprises.

After more than a year of cultivation, the plants in the flower fields are basically selected third or fourth generations. Although most of them are not cute pets with primary intelligence, they can also establish a simple spiritual connection with their owners. For example, Gypsophila has its own light-emitting system, which can flash different patterns of light spots according to the spiritual instructions of the owner.

For this competition, An Xian brought three kinds of cute pet-level plants. In addition to Wuliu Vine and Takraw, there was also the sage orchid.

Songzilan has a wonderful sound system, which can simulate various sounds. Under the careful cultivation of the owner, it can not only carry out simple conversations, but also has functions such as singing and recording. It is called "Send Zilan" because its magical voice has a mental concussion effect, which can make the ears pregnant and abortion. ("Send Zilan" is an alias, and the scientific name is "Xianyinhua".)

Anxian's willingness to promote plants has achieved initial results. Hundreds of flowers and nearly a thousand spiritual seeds have been sold one after another.

In order to expand the scope of sales and sales efforts, Anxian plans to cultivate a flower field in a mental hospital. After the surrounding soil has been warmed by Lingshi, some easy-to-live plants can already be planted. In the early stage, it was only an experimental field, which was planted by patients. The focus of the first and second phases is not on the harvest and quality. They are mainly used to improve the soil quality, allow the patient to accumulate experience, and at the same time absorb the spiritual energy to nourish the body. Wait until the third stage, the flower field can form a certain scale and grow medium and high-quality plants and flowers.

In addition, there is good news that Anxian and He Rin have successfully mined the first batch of raw spar ore in a joint venture between Anxian and He Lin.

An Xian took the time to go to the mining area and selected fifty or sixty raw ore with relatively high content and refined it into spirit stones. After having enough spiritual stones, the first thing An Xian did was to open the chessboard teleportation array again to explore the relics of comprehension.

Two days later, An Xian returned from the ruins and brought back a lot of self-cultivation items. Unfortunately, most of them had lost their aura and needed to regain their spirits.

For the time being, Anxian just used them as souvenirs and kept them in the underground warehouse.

Going back to the room and taking a shower, I went online leisurely, and immediately received a continuous message reminder, basically from her friends.

An Xian opened one by one and checked it roughly, and there was nothing to deal with urgently. At this moment, her gaze suddenly stopped, and she was attracted by several messages sent by Bai Houchu.

[Leader, He Lin's recent situation seems to be a bit uncomfortable, and someone is secretly targeting him. 】

[...It seems that my guess is correct. He Lin was suddenly dispatched to the Asai war zone today. 】

[Leader, He Lin has lost contact over there, and the Internet is all over the world. 】

An Xian frowned, searched for keywords online, and immediately popped out a lot of related content. The news of He Lin's loss has become the focus of the news, and people at home and abroad are paying great attention.

On the day before the secret investigation of the ruins in front of Anxian, He Lin was sent to the Asai Theater to stabilize the battle, but five hours later, He Lin and his guards all lost contact.

The Azerbaijan Theater is an island between the Alliance and the Kingdom of Charles. The two sides have been fighting for the ownership of this area. But this time the situation is more severe, and Charles Nation has deployed a large number of troops and gained a battlefield advantage. He Lin was sent from above, on the one hand to stabilize the military spirit and regain lost ground, on the other hand, to deter Charles Nation.

However, the news of He Lin's recovery of mental strength is currently only known to a few of his cronies. If it is only for the above reasons, the top should send other S-level order maintainers with good strength instead of He Lin, who is "mentally impaired". Combined with his loss afterwards, there must be some kind of conspiracy hidden in it.

Not only that, the entire Asai theater seemed to be shielded, signals could not be sent or received, and contact with the outside world was completely lost. The drone was destroyed not long after it was sent out, and the satellite could only photograph a chaos.

The guess with the highest support rate is that He Lin and a certain S-level enhancer of Charles have a battle, which caused the signal on that island to be completely paralyzed.

An Xian tried to contact He Lin and the people around him, but she couldn't connect. She didn't think about it for too long and decided to see it in person.

However, just as she was about to leave, she suddenly received a notice from the supervisory authority that they would send a team to the psychiatric hospital for spot checks in the afternoon, mainly checking the number of patients, diet, medical facilities, living environment, treatment, and so on. If it is unqualified, not only will it be rectified, but it will also have to be paid a large fine. If the persecution of the patient is discovered, criminal liability will also be attached.

An Xian had to rush to the mental hospital first to meet the inspection by the supervisory authority. The inspection came too suddenly, and she faintly felt something was wrong.

Sure enough, after that group appeared, her suspicions were verified.

This group of people inspected every detail in the mental hospital and was extremely critical. Facing a wall painted messy by the patient, they said that their environmental care was not enough; seeing a patient hanging upside down on the railing, saying that the safety was not enough; finding that the patient was playing games, saying that the management was not enough; pointing to the ward structure and saying The design is not good enough; when entering the medical room, he says that the medical facilities are not good enough; after reading the security information, he says that the number of security guards is not good enough. Finally, they felt that the website of the mental hospital was not up to the mainstream, sensationalizing, infringing on privacy, and demanded that it be temporarily closed and redesigned.

In short, none of the psychiatric hospitals meets the standard. It is best to completely renovate, reduce the scale, and increase monitoring.

An Xian has always been calm about the supervision team's difficulties, but the patients' petty tempers have been activated.

MDZZ, what happened to Lao Tzu drawing on the wall? What's wrong with hanging upside down on the railing? What's wrong with playing games? Mental patients don’t play these tall gadgets, don’t they play your shameless diao?

What's even more annoying is that they still want to close their lunatic hall? !

It's really "stupid" tolerable and "forced" intolerable!

As a result, the patients went crazy. They rushed forward, and even they themselves couldn't control it, and An Xian couldn't stop it.

The members of the monitoring team enjoyed the "restricted level" special service, and finally escaped unclothed one by one, completely devoid of the arrogance they had before, but they still left the ruthless words that cannon fodder must have: "You are finished. You know? Wait for it to close!"

The patients sneered, and immediately released the surveillance video of these people's picky mental hospitals on the Internet, retelling the rectification requirements of the other party in an extremely calm and objective tone: 1. Redesign the hospital ward; 2. Ensure that the environment is clean and tidy; 3. Reduce the patient’s activity time and scope; 4. Do not allow patients to hang upside down, run, jump, crawl, climb and other dangerous actions; 5. Double the number of security guards; 6. Close the lunatic hall and mental hospital The website must conform to the mainstream style.

A series of rectification requirements were released, and the friends were all stunned.

[Fuck, this is also called "rectification"? It should be called "to make you totally unrecognizable, and to change your mental disorder." 】

[Leader’s mental hospital still needs rectification? Is it totally a star standard? 】

[Laughing to me, they are all kindergarten teacher licenses, right? The management of mental hospitals is all the way of managing kindergartens. 】

[Don't insult the kindergarten teacher, please? Kindergarten teachers now advocate the cultivation of children's independence and creativity, and will not restrict children's self-expression behavior. 】

[Twice the number of security guards? I remember that the leader hired 80 security guards and managed a psychiatric hospital with more than 200 patients, which was far beyond the standard. Most of the patients traced back were low-risk types, not mental criminals that needed strict control. 】

[I just successfully registered as a fool in the lunatic hall, do you have to close the website? Do you think Lao Tzu's IQ was given for nothing after being tortured for dozens of days? ! 】

[I figured it out, this group of guys are just looking for trouble. 】

[Hmph, you are finished, do you know? Waiting for unemployment to come! 】

Not just fans of the leader, the patients now also have many fans, including some of them who are in charge of wealth and power. This monitoring team was nothing but cannon fodder to explore the way, and it was settled quietly by the fans of the Great God within minutes, without arousing any waves.

No matter who is behind the scenes, finding a mental hospital is undoubtedly a bad move. We must know that when mental patients are reasonable, others must be reasonable; when they are not reasonable, others must also be reasonable.

But the mental hospital was just the beginning. Then someone reported that Anxian had illegally planted drugs and was found by JC. After searching several times, he destroyed a lot of flowers the first time. When he visited the second time, Anxian simply used it. Illusion, let them come in dizzy, go back exhausted, and plant a tracer at the same time, hoping to find the messenger behind the scenes through them.

However, they are also the same as the monitoring team, they are only used to challenge her little people, and they can't find any useful clues.

An Xian is not sure if it is because she has recently become a big fan, or because her treatment of those patients attracted the attention of the institute?

Just a few days after she was delayed by trouble, He Lin, who was far away in the Asai war zone, was on the verge of life and death.