The Woman who Became the “Male” God

He Lin's mental power, like a domesticated beast, became quiet, peaceful, and orderly under the leisurely combing.

After more than two months, He Lin finally got a good night's sleep. There is no dream for a night, and the body and mind are refreshed.

However, early the next morning, a message from Baihou's family ruined his happy mood.

He Lin thought for a while, and after leaving a text message to An Xian, he hurriedly left the building with Feituo.

An Xian didn't care either. He just replied to remind him not to interrupt his cultivation and come to receive treatment regularly, and then he received a smiley "um" from He Lin.

Three days later, An Xian came out of the medicine refining room. After going back to the room for washing, he boarded Huahua World to check the feedback from netizens.

Little friend Baihou Chu, holding his computer, sat on the couch of a lazy man, raiding the online knowledge base like a wolf, vowing to make up for the 7 years of mental retardation.

It takes time for the funny beans to grow. An Xian originally thought that the buyer's video would not appear so quickly, but found that someone had already uploaded it. They estimate that they have also used the urging agent, and can't wait to see the effect of the trial. At present, most of the medicines on the market are to shorten the life cycle of plants, increase the growth rate and yield, and are mostly used in vegetables.

Anxian clicked on one of the live videos called "Xingxingren". In addition to planting funny beans, the starman also selected the seeds of another vine.

An Xian had reminded before that the styling potion can only be used on Troll Beans, but this guy obviously didn't take her reminder seriously.

The planting of Strange Bean was very successful. All the five seeds survived. They have the heads of tiger, deer, bear, ape, and bird. The heads of the beasts have a word on each of them, and they are connected as "I" and "Yes." ", "上", "天", "!".

[Hahaha, my brother is amazing. 】

[With these five heads, you can indeed go to heaven. 】

[I think it's kind of domineering inexplicably, hahaha. 】

[As soon as I put such a few lumps into the house, I immediately compared all the other coquettish bitches. 】

After showing the funny beans, the next point is the focus.

Star Man: "Don't go away, everyone, I'm going to test other seeds soon. Didn't the leader say that unpredictable consequences will occur? What I want is ‘unpredictable’!"

Xingren planted the vine seeds soaked in the potion in the garden of the villa, and dropped them into the potion. After a few minutes, the sprouts broke out of the soil, and a few thin vines grew little by little, like living things, in the air Interwoven winding, 3 cm, 10 cm, 20 cm... 1 meter...

Everyone originally watched it with gusto, but soon felt something was wrong.

The vines continue to grow, as if they have no intention of stopping, and they continue to branch and multiply, spreading in all directions, like the devil’s claws, quickly occupying the surrounding space, large tracts of precious flowers and lush trees, all smashed in its devil's claws. Down.

Looking at the unrecognizable garden, Xingxingren finally became a little uncomfortable, calling for help: "Who can tell me, when is this vine going to grow?!"

[Anchor, this is mountain brocade, right? If it is, then I must regret to tell you that the mountain brocade is the most extensive vine in the world. Have you heard of Ai Te You Mountain? The whole mountain is full of mountain brocade, isolated separately, it is a great wonder. If you leave it alone, it can grow from the end of the planet to the end of the planet. 】

[The anchor also used a potion to increase the length...]

[Anchor, don’t worry, your villa must be covered by insurance, right? Even if it is destroyed, you can get a large amount of compensation. 】

[Upstairs is wrong, the scope of compensation does not include damage caused by his own death. If the villa is really occupied by the mountain brocade, the anchor can only break his teeth and swallow it in his stomach. 】

[...Anchor, please be sorry. 】

The stars were almost crying, and shouted heartbreakingly at the sky full of vines: "Leader, help!"

leisurely:"……"

It's useless to scream through your throat if you die by yourself.

Fortunately, this mountain brocade was fairly kind, and finally stopped when it grew to about 7 meters. Looking at it now, without any support, the vines are entangled with each other, forming a single piece, with dense branches and leaves forming a thick tree wall.

[Anchor, zoom out the camera, let's see what it looks like. 】

Then, the star man's expression twitched, and he didn't mean to show it.

[Anchor, the clip is to be broadcast live. 】

[Comeon! Anchor, I believe your technique must be a stunning masterpiece! 】

The Xingren's expression became even more twitching, and it took a long time for him to feel like he was throwing himself out. He zoomed out the lens so that everyone could see the whole picture of this mountain brocade.

[Fogweed, what is this! Ha ha ha ha……】

[Sure enough, it's a masterpiece of "shit", hahahahahaha...]

I saw a huge pile of poo lying across the garden, round and plump, with distinct layers, and there were a few rattans swaying in the wind at the top, like the staleness of poo, very vivid.

[Such a huge **** is really eye-opening for me. 】

[Anchor, how did you think of styling with poop? I have to say that it is really shocking. 】

[Reward you 999 for dead coins, anchor, you deserve it. 】

[Really men, they should pull a pile of **** upright. 】

[The wisps of "shit" on the stool can be called the finishing touch, especially vivid, give the anchor a compliment. 】

"Stop talking!" The Star Man roared angrily, "The day after tomorrow is my girlfriend's birthday, I just want to give her a special cake! What kind of **** is on it, that's candles, six candles, commemoration We have been together for six years!"

[Hahahaha, it's no longer possible, it's ridiculously laughing at me. 】

[Anchor, I think you might as well not explain. 】

[Anchor, is your girlfriend watching the live broadcast? I really want to know her current psychological shadow area. 】

[(Girlfriend) My mental shadow area? Probably the same as that shit. 】

[Fuck, is the real girlfriend upstairs? ! 】

[Visually observe that the length of the bus bar of this **** is about 700cm, the diameter is about 800cm, the pi×radius square + pi×radius×the length of the bus bar, and finally the surface area is about 1381600cm2, the psychological shadow area of ​​the anchor’s girlfriend is the same as this **** , So it is also 1381600cm2. 】

[Upstairs 66666666! 】

[Hahahahaha...]

Star man: I don't want to talk anymore, goodbye.

An Xian couldn't help laughing, these guys are so good at playing.

While everyone was happily molesting the anchor, the "shit" changed again.

I saw a bunch of small red flowers blooming, layered on top of each other, clusters, like a lit candle, the entire wall of vines was covered in the blink of an eye, gorgeous and dazzling.

Seeing this scene, the friends were shocked.

[This is definitely the most beautiful lump of **** I have ever seen in my life. 】

[Anchor girlfriend, the anchor loves you absolutely, the **** full of flowers is the best proof. 】

[Dear girlfriend, when you meet such a good man who is willing to "shit" for you, you can marry him. 】

[Get married! 】

[Get married! 】

Everyone roared.

[(Girlfriend) Doudou, get the ring ready and put it on me on my birthday. 】

[Girlfriend domineering! 】

The star man covered his face shyly: "Life is really ups and downs, I'm so happy I'm about to cry..."

At this time, a single dog suddenly jumped out: "Is this the legendary "flowers on the cow dung"? 】

[Hahahaha... It's so special. 】

Amidst the laughter, An Xian exited the live broadcast room, feeling extremely happy.

Just about to get up, he found that Bai Houchu didn't know when he came to her. He originally thought he wanted to say something, but he just stood for a while and then turned and walked away. He picked up his computer again and looked at it intently.

An Xian glanced at him wonderingly, then walked out of the room, and decided to take the medicine for a few more hours while he was in a good mood.

Bai Houchu stayed in the room alone, holding the computer, clicked on a video of Anxian anchor, and began to look with relish...

As soon as An Xian walked downstairs, he received a call from Mr. Baihou. After he was connected, before he had time to say hello, he heard the other party say: "Luo Yi, Si Youshan was sold by the **** boy Bai Houjing."

leisurely:"……"

"Sold it to Monica, the wife of Kampais, the richest man in Yava."

An Xian: "..." Such bad news is really heartbreaking.

"It was Monica's son Seglell who came forward to negotiate. He is the honorary tutor of the Royal Academy and enjoys a high reputation in the world."

Anxian: Do you want to tell me that the difficulty of buying Siyou Mountain has changed from simple to abyssal?

"Bai Houjing took the money and prepared to flee abroad. Fortunately, He Lin's people arrived in time and blocked him at the airport. I completely gave up on this son and decided to formally sever the father-son relationship with him."

An Xian: Why is there still He Lin in this?

"Don't worry, I will never break my promise in what I promised you. The future master of Siyou Mountain can only be you."

An Xian: "That Monica and Segle..."

"Ah, hahaha, it's okay, He Lin has settled the matter satisfactorily. At this time tomorrow, he will probably come to you with the land agreement."

An Xian: So it was just a false alarm just now? Do you always dare to speak clearly once.

"I just want to tell you that our agreement is still valid. This time with He Lin as a guarantee, I believe there will be no more mistakes. Don't worry."

An Xian: "Thank you."

"It should be me thank you, my little Chu, I will trouble you to take care of me in the future."

"Raise your hand."

The two made a few more polite words before ending the call.

Anxian didn't expect that in just a few days, Si Youshan would turn around several times. Without her noticing it, she was bought quietly, and then bought back quietly.

Anxian once again felt the influence of Qi Luck, opportunities are everywhere, and things can always be solved.

The next day, He Lin returned with the land agreement, along with Mr. Baihou and his lawyer.

With He Lin as security, the two parties signed a one-hundred-year land purchase agreement.

After signing and sealing, the agreement will come into effect.

An Xian finally became the master of Siyou Mountain as she wished, and from then on can establish her own territory with peace of mind.