The Woman who Became the “Male” God

Chapter 74: Absolutely noisy

You Xue is a queen-level singer under the Mohs Entertainment Group and one of the fans of the leader of Huahua. After watching the live broadcast of the leader, she immediately called her agent: "Pent, no matter how much you pay At the price, I have to grab a bottle of Xianyinjue's heart water!"

"Xianyinjue's heart water?" What is that?

"The latest drug released by Huahua World!" You Xue resolutely said, "I will give you the address, and you can see for yourself. The auction time will be two days later. Be sure to take a bottle of me. It is very likely to affect me. Singer career in the future."

At the same time, the heads of several other entertainment companies are also paying attention to this new drug and are ready to panic buying it.

This auction will no longer be just a competition between local tyrants. Several entertainment companies will also join the fight. The bonus effect of Xian Yinjue Xinshui on the vocal range is enough to push any professional singer to the top. And its medicinal value determines the sales and status of the song. It can be predicted that it will be popular before it is released, and it will surely reach an unattainable height.

However, there are also many local tyrants who dare to spend money for Xian Yinjue. They spend money, even they are afraid of themselves. The focus is on happiness, coolness, and personality.

Before the shooting of the new medicine, the world of Huahua had been screened by the pollen. They trembled with the ethereal voice of the leader, and they recorded it as their own treasures.

[Male god, with your voice and appearance, if you follow the singer's route, you can become the king of singing in minutes. 】

[The male **** is able to take medicine every day, so where do I need to be a singer? But lord, do you really not consider singing a song? 】

[Please sing a song! A pure tone can't satisfy my lonely and impatience soul at all. 】

[Male god, please inject your **** sound into my ears so that I can experience the pleasure of pregnancy in an endless loop! 】

[Leader, only if you are willing to sing a song, I will donate a comprehensive school building of no less than 700W to a poor mountain village. The location is yours. 】

[Fuck, the buddy upstairs is amazing, I'm not so proud, so let's fund a batch of convalescent equipment for the mental hospital. 】

[I am willing to win over friends around me and set up a special medical fund for the orphanage, and allocate 1% of the investment income every year to the fund. 】

[Add me to the fund upstairs. 】

【And I! 】

...

An Xian didn't care about the pollen's booze at first, but when he saw the various donations behind, he started to feel a little moved. Singing a song is just a small effort for her, if it can inspire the enthusiasm of all people to help the weak and the poor, it can be regarded as a kind of merit.

After thinking for a moment, An Xian replied: [Words must be done, and deeds must be fruitful. 】

[The leader has agreed? ! 】

【My Xia Zhichun, I do what I say, 700W school building. 】

[I’m Tangpu, and it’s me who said that I want to set up a fund. 】

[Joyce...]

[Audrey...]

...

[Fuck, what did I see? Audrey, my goddess! 】

[Soup recipe? Nima, I grew up drinking your milk powder. 】

[Joyce! Does your garage still lack accessories? Take me one! 】

[Boss Xia, if you have time to be a male **** here, why don't you have time to make a few more movies? ! 】

[...Looking up at all the great gods upstairs. 】

[The fan of the leader is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon...]

...

The heads of several entertainment companies suddenly felt Alexander when they saw these names. If this group of people also join the auction, can they still keep a whole body?

Seeing that they had even exposed their real bodies, An Xian stopped talking and went straight to the song.

An Xian: [What song do you want to listen to? I don't know how to sing popular songs nowadays. 】

[Male god, you decide, we don’t choose. 】

[Yes, the male **** sings everything well! 】

[I believe that even if the male gods sing nursery rhymes, they can make us fly. 】

An Xian: [Really? Then decide to sing nursery rhymes. 】

【! ! ! 】

[No, no, don’t take it seriously, male god, I just talked casually just now! Guiqiu a Peerless Divine Comedy! 】

[Male god, you can use it to sing nursery rhymes for a good night, which is worth a lot of money. Doesn't your conscience hurt? ! 】

[The guy upstairs who proposed to sing nursery rhymes, hurry up, take the knife and punish the crime with the palace. 】

Anxian has no idea about current popular songs. After more than a thousand years, the only thing he still remembers is probably the archaic odes used to increase the affinity of plants and guide the breath of nature.

No longer chatting with the pollen, I came to the lake in peace, drank a sip of fairy sound, and began to sing in a low voice.

A series of obscure lyrics chanted from her mouth, with a special rhythm, flowing into everyone's hearts like spring water. Accompanied by the breeze, the flowers and trees dance, the flowing water and the rocks, the sunshine is polished, and the breath of nature is composed into a melody that shocks the soul.

Obviously there is no instrument accompaniment, but everyone heard the melodious flute sound, the crisp piano sound, and the vigorous string music; obviously they can't understand the lyrics, but they can clearly feel its rhythm and experience its beauty.

At the end of hearing, everyone seemed to have no sound in their ears, nor could they see any sight in front of them, leaving only the touch of the soul and the enjoyment of the spirit.

The big sound is loud, the elephant is invisible.

The songs sung by An Xian are no longer secular songs, but an expression of "Tao". Ordinary people cannot understand what "Tao" is, but they can feel the artistic conception of "Tao" in singing.

After singing a song, Huahua World’s live broadcast room has been maxed out. When everyone first asked the leader to sing, they might be a little joking, but at this moment, they felt that it was really worth it!

The recording of this song has been downloaded by countless people and spread at an extremely fast speed.

[Mmd, the ears were cleaned by the singing of the leader, and the other voices became unbearable. 】

[I'm so uncomfortable by the boys' singing, come and help me...]

[The real sound of nature, the 700W school building is worth it! 】

...

Compared with the excitement of the pollen, the people of the entertainment company are a little desperate. They also hoped to take pictures of Xianyinjue's feelings and let their singers show off fiercely. As a result, they died before leaving the school, and they were beaten by the leader.

Who can sing after hearing his singing? !

Even the young queen You Xue began to hesitate. After taking pictures of Xian Yinjue's heart, is she confident that she can surpass the leader? The answer is obviously no. Even though her voice is also very good, she lacks an indescribable spirituality compared to the leader.

However, they didn't have to worry anymore, because a group of local tyrants didn't give them a chance to bid at all. After several rounds of fierce fighting, all 5 bottles of Xian Yinjue's heart water fell into the hands of a group of troublemakers.

The final transaction price was as high as 6000W, and the level of Huahua World directly soared to a 1-star silver diamond, entering the ranks of intermediate online stores.

Anxian’s song recordings were included in the list of public welfare patents by the Patent Office two months after they were circulated for free treatment of various mental illnesses, and she was awarded a public welfare ambassador award to enjoy various policy benefits. This is something later.

After the auction was over, all kinds of wolf howling videos were uploaded, full of grievances of the "soundless tone".

Anxian reminds people with five tone deficits to be cautious, not to worry that their voices will scare others. The 5-star immortal sound mind water, even with screaming ghosts, has a deafening effect on patients with certain mental illnesses. The only difference is that excessive force may cause a psychological shadow to others, and this psychological shadow requires listening to the real fairy sound hundreds of times to calm down.

What Anxian really worries about is their own "safety."

I clicked on a video at random, and the first thing I saw was a green hills and green waters. A man in elegant clothes was standing on a small boat and descending down the river.

Then, he drank a sip of the potion to moisturize his throat, then energetically lifted his breath, and sang loudly: "Ah-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[Fuck! 】

[Fuck! ! 】

[I havetily! 】

As soon as the anchor opened his mouth, he sang through everyone in an instant.

A divine comedy screamed violently, and the sound shook the fields, the water waves rippling, and the vegetation spasm. Countless listeners suffocated it, wishing that they didn't have ears.

There is a sea of ​​corpses on the screen, but the anchor still sings completely forgetful. The sound became more and more ghostly, and the melody became more and more crazy, like a drake struck by lightning, with smoke above his head and wind under his feet, shaking off the feathers of the duck.

Men are switching between **** and impotence, women are intertwined between love and hate, suddenly awakening with mental illness, and grief and anger without mental illness soaring. All the listeners have only one thought at this moment: plug this guy's mouth with a fist, throw it to the ground, stom on it, stom on it, stom on it!

However, before they retaliated, a certain anchor who was poisoning the public soon suffered.

It is not only humans that are affected by magic sounds, but also animals and plants.

Just when the anchor was singing positively, a group of fish and shrimps gathered from all directions, a pair of small eyes were glowing with blood, the surrounding river began to boil, only heard the sound of "crash", the boat turned over, and the anchor was planted into the river. Leave the last scream from the soul.

The fish scattered, the wind calmed down, and the world was finally quiet.

For the first time everyone felt that being quiet was such a wonderful thing...

If the anchor is lucky, then the other guy who chose to sing in the garden is more tragic. Because his magic sound attracted not harmless fish and shrimps, but a group of angry bees...In short, he flees with a swollen face under the cover of his bodyguards who are not afraid of death. Live live.

The lack of tone is not a crime, it's not right to come out to find some...

An Xian very distressed her own Xian Yinjue, and her heart was wasted by these idle fellows.

Fortunately, they just want to have fun, and the remaining Xian Yinjue's heartfelt water is either given or sold to other people in need.

Several entertainment companies picked up the bargain afterwards, but M Moser Entertainment Group has already seized the opportunity. Because Mu Kaifeng, the head of Mu's power, has an agreement with Anxian, every time a new drug is released, it can be bought first.

You Xue, as a singer under the banner of M Moser, benefited from this and released new songs before other entertainment companies. Although not as shocking as the sound of peaceful singing, with the aid of potions, high-quality music and beautiful voice, it won the top of the new song list in one fell swoop, and its popularity has been bursting, and it has not been surpassed for a long time.

Following Anxian's archaic odes, ten more songs have been included in the list of public welfare patents, and they are called eleven soul songs that heal the spirit by later generations. Anxian's archaic odes have become unreplicated and unsurpassed.

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