The Woman who Became the “Male” God

An Xian came to the table and ignored the tattooed man, but stared at the food on the table.

The tattooed man's eyes waved up and down her whole body, and then stretched out his hand in an impatience to pull her to her side.

[Ahhhhhhhhh, the lord, be careful of that salty pig hand! ! ! 】

[Mdzz, give me a cannon, let me blast him to death! 】

[Uncle JC, come, there are some rascals here! 】

Amidst the anger of the pollen, the tattooed man's hand has been stretched out, but he only caught a cloud of air and looked at An in doubt. They stood calmly and didn't move half a minute.

The tattooed man murmured secretly, and unconsciously retracted his right hand, completely unaware that he had escaped a **** disaster because of this. If the leader was really caught by him, he might only have his left hand available in the future.

Just as he was brewing a good arrogance and was about to continue molesting, his companion's exclamation suddenly came from his ear: "Wipe, what's the matter?"

Immediately there was the sound of "ping-pong-pong" tables and chairs colliding, and all the people sitting around the table bounced off their chairs and withdrew back.

"What are you doing?" The tattooed man turned his head dissatisfied, and glanced at the food on the table inadvertently.

The original delicious food on the table has all changed. The golden barbecue is full of black foam, the delicious soup is thick and thick, the emerald green vegetables are covered with purple spots, the clarified wine is dark mist, and strange smells are mixed together, which is tolerable. Can't help nauseating.

"What's this TM!" The tattooed man pointed at something on the table and shouted in horror.

As soon as the voice fell, the food on the table changed again. Layers of dirt seeped from the cups and bowls, like an octopus spitting ink, forming a circle of mottled concretions on the edges of the cups and bowls. The food and soup in the cups and bowls gradually became sparkling and scented, forming a sharp contrast with the surrounding dirt.

The tattooed men were all dumbfounded, looking at the food as if they were looking at a group of alien creatures spitting dirty water.

Before they can figure out the situation, strange changes have taken place in them.

"Damn!"

"Fuck, why is there smoke on my hand!"

A wisp of gray-black smoke emerged from the clothes, fingers, and lips of several people, and then slowly condensed and turned into patchy shells. With a shot, the patchy shells instantly shattered into powder, like a foundation. Fall down vigorously. The few people who "shelled", like boiled eggs with peeled skins, became white, tender, and gleaming in a short time. But under their feet, a thick layer of dirt fell.

The hooligan in front of him was white and shining, and the food on the table was dazzling. However, the air was filled with foul smells and strong contrasts. The convulsed people around them convulsed their stomachs, leaving the table and watching from a distance, for fear of being infected with some virus .

[Misty Grass, how long have these guys not taken a bath? The dirt on his body is piled up into mountains. 】

[Hahahaha, I laughed so hard...]

[The hooligan after shelling, looks a little cute. 】

[Facts have proved that every hooligan needs a bottle of powerful detergent! 】

[This medicine actually has the effect of decontaminating food? 】

[However, after decontamination, I have no appetite at all...Who can still eat watching the layers of dirt coming out of the food! 】

[Yes, I feel uncomfortable when I think about it. 】

An Xian explained: "The food hygiene of most restaurants is up to standard, but the restaurant just now is obviously not included. The ingredients they use are not clean enough and contain contaminants such as imidamine and Vibrio enteritidis. This is a phenomenon. Everyone remember the name of the store and don’t patronize it in the future."

[Good~~] A series of cheerful responses came from the live broadcast room.

Then, An Xian walked through all the shops in the food street and tested their food one by one with the potion.

Food hygiene in this era is still very good, but in some relatively low-level towns, businesses still use some inferior ingredients in order to save costs. For example, in this small city, 25 of the more than 40 restaurants inspected by Anxian did not meet the standards.

After the live broadcast, these 25 restaurants, without exception, were all on the blacklist of diners, and their business plummeted, making these restaurant owners hateful.

Anxian not only patronizes the hotel, but also includes the rivers, ditches, drainage systems, etc. that pass through the urban area, and all public facilities related to water sources. The pollution level is tested with the potion. The pollutants are all condensed into clusters under the action of the potion. The towns are large and small, tall and short, with different shapes and spectacular.

Such a big movement naturally alarmed the local officials. They immediately sent people to clean up all the unsightly garbage. Then they were surprised to find that the town seemed to have changed. The river is clear, the ditches are unobstructed, and Vientiane is new. You can directly select a sanitary city!

[Leader, can we have a real food tour next time? After seeing so many spitting junk food, I can't eat for a few days! 】

[Yeah, after reading these, I have to wonder if there is any edible food in the world. 】

[Leader, if I have anorexia, can you be responsible for my lower body? 】

[God TM "lower body", do you still want the leader to help you pull out **** and urine upstairs? 】

[Wipe, can you be more civilized? The celestial spirit of the male **** has been smoked away by your sorrow! 】

[Angrily asks for beauty to clear the "intestines"! Angrily ask for fancy an "stomach"! 】

Pollens have great opinions about this live broadcast! Even if he didn't see the male **** pretending to be forced, he was still very dirty.

An Xian thought for a while, and felt that the live broadcast was not beautiful enough, so he said: "Let's do it, I will cook a meal with my own hands to comfort you."

[The male **** wants to cook by himself? ! 】

[Awesome, I save my saliva first, ready to flow for you at any time. 】

[Sit and wait for the leader to come to the table. 】

[The time to enjoy the leader has arrived! Friends, get all knives and forks ready! 】

What is "enjoy the leader"? It's not a human body feast. An Xian really couldn't compare this group of teasers.

After returning to the small building, despite the pollen's strong protest, she left the sentence "Wait for me for an hour", and relentlessly shut down the live broadcast, and then plunged into the kitchen without giving them a chance to watch the live cooking. She hated them. He thumped his chest, and slammed the leader's little paper man secretly.

An hour later, the live broadcast reopened, and what appeared in front of everyone was eight dishes of vegetarian food with delicious flavors and flavors.

Golden tofu, green bamboo and snow rice, green fruit red cherry, fragrant jade bones, crystal cloud dumplings, pearl rain balls, first-line color clouds, white bamboo shoots and carved orchids, a series of delicacies are placed on the stone table in the yard, with bright colors and water. It's moisturizing and lustrous, which makes people move their index fingers.

[Ahhhh, male god, send me a copy! 】

[Get to the new skill of the male god: cooking! 】

[This is too cruel, I can't see it. 】

At this time, An Xian suddenly took out a bottle of medicine, and the pollen felt bad.

[Leader, don’t you plan to drug these delicacies? Don't, please let it go! 】

[God, lord, leave us a beautiful thought, don't destroy it! 】

An Xian still violated public opinion, waved his big hand, and evenly sprinkled the dots of potion on the dishes.

[Ahhhh, stop! 】

[Leader's men show mercy! 】

The pollen collectively stretched out Erkang's hand with a distressed expression on their faces.

However, the scene that worried them did not happen. The dishes that have been sprinkled with the potion are not stained, but become brighter. The sparkling stars are blooming under the light, which instantly activates everyone’s taste buds, and the mouth is full of fluids, as if you can feel the deliciousness of the dishes through the screen, and smell attractive. The fragrance.

Anxian uses ingredients planted and made with spiritual energy. The cooking skills are actually very general, but in terms of hygiene and nutrition, they are incomparable to ordinary dishes. Coupled with the integration of Taoism, it gives people a spiritual and visual sense. Enjoy the delicious food.

[Leader, I just want to know how you plan to deal with such food next time? 】

[Leader, you definitely can't eat so much by yourself. Why don't you use these foods as a reward and give us a few of them at random? As long as you use special express delivery in the country, you can send it to you in half a day. 】

【Seconded! 】

"Okay." An Xian agreed, and then under the eager anticipation of the pollen, he flipped the signs of eight people. After the list was announced, several people cheered tens of thousands.

After the live broadcast, An Xian first put the dishes into the food box and sent them out one by one.

Then go back to the room and upload the new drug information.

Qiu Shui Qing Lian, a 3-star medium grade, can be used for sewage treatment, clean food, remove turnips and preserve the greens. A drop of condensate can act on a water source with a radius of 200 meters. The effect is extremely fast, and a purification can be completed in up to ten minutes. Usually the condensate can be diluted and used to wash food or clothing, which can effectively decontaminate and preserve healthy substances to the greatest extent.

The use of Qiu Shui Qing Lian and Chun Feng Hua Yu can create a fresh, natural, pure, nourishing, healthy and comfortable living environment. Continuous use for one year, can regulate qi and invigorate the spleen, beautify skin care, nourish the body and mind, and prolong life.

Soon, after receiving the pollen from the leader, it is natural to show off online and live broadcast the process of enjoying the food, some in the swimming pool, some in the kingsize bed, some burn incense and worship, some return to the primitive, some beautiful women Waiting for the hand-to-feed, and some divided one into seven or eight, changing the time and place to enjoy the music atmosphere... In short, there are so many tricks that make people laugh and laugh, once again showing the funny attributes of the pollen.