The World I’m Wearing is Wrong

Bu Tian spent most of the night looking at "his" diary, but he hadn't finished writing a diary in a notebook for eleven years, so what important content could there be?

However, there are still some harvests. For example, Cui Wenbo moved to the opposite door at the end of October last year. In his diary, it was mentioned that Cui Wenbo, a neighbor, gave a strong sense of aggression. Don't do the following, break up", basically there is no more content related to Cui Wenbo.

Bu Tian can't speak of favor or ill will towards Cui Wenbo. After all, for him, both Cui Wenbo and Lantern Festival are just strangers he just met.

Even if Cui Wenbo once fell in love with "him", but since he has broken up, Cui Wenbo has no right to manage the east and west. It is really disgusting to take on the attitude of a domineering president in a romance drama, and to order one to threaten the other.

Ke Butian had a hunch in his heart that Cui Wenbo was far from over.

Even if the soldiers come to block the water and cover the soil, thinking too much will not help. Compared with Cui Wenbo, he needs to make up the memory of the past six years and adapt to the work faster.

The next day, before dawn, Bu Tian was awakened by the slight movement on the bedside table.

When he opened his eyes, he saw two spirit snakes swimming towards his face.

It stands to reason that snakes are cold-blooded animals, and it is basically impossible for them to get close to people like cats and dogs, but the snake did it, and it is the most sticky among the six pets. Sometimes Butian put them in his nest before going to bed, but they still climbed into bed in the middle of the night and wrapped around Butian's wrist. At that time, he couldn't help thinking that if he got married in the future, his wife would Would you be frightened by the two snakes that went to bed in the middle of the night?

Of course, the premise is that he can return to the real world and that he can find a marriage partner.

Now that the former has been realized, the latter...not in a hurry.

Looking at the time, it was only a quarter past five, and it was only three hours before he fell asleep, but he didn't go back to sleep, but got up and went to the terrace to do a set of punches, which was also a habit he developed since he was a child. , Unfortunately, the space on the terrace is limited, and it is impossible to use internal strength to practice.

After punching and washing up, Yuan Xiao also yawned and rubbed his eyes as he left the room. Suddenly, Bu Tian was shocked when he saw Bu Tian, ​​and Doze flew away immediately.

"Mr. Bu, are you up so early today?" Lantern thought that yesterday was just an accident.

Bu Tian responded and prepared to go back to his room to change his clothes.

Lantern Festival hurriedly asked: "Mr. Bu, what do you want for breakfast? Is egg pancake okay? I watched the video yesterday, and it will never burn again."

"...Let's go." Bu Tianyuan planned to go out to eat, but the young man was too active and expressive. After thinking about it, he still did not refuse. By the way, he is not in a hurry to change his clothes. Let's wait for breakfast. .

Lantern quickly washed his hands with water and ran into the kitchen. Compared with the busyness of the previous morning, he had received professional guidance in the evening. Now he is full of confidence, and he is still humming a little song leisurely.

Instead of watching the Lantern Festival egg cake in the kitchen, Bu Tian went to the study to collect medicines.

The five poisons are all poisonous, but correspondingly, they also have medicinal value, such as jade toad. Although the name of jade toad is pleasant, it is also a kind of toad. Toad is an economic animal with high medicinal value. Toad clothing, toad head, toad tongue, dried toad skin, toad liver, and toad gallbladder are all medicinal materials. Of course, Bu Tian did not want to disassemble them all into medicine, but collected them without harming them.

At present, Bu Tian has not enough tools at hand, so he did not plan to collect Jade Chan's toad cake, but chose Bi Die.

Bidie has the shortest lifespan among the six pets. The dozen or so Bidie in front of them are almost at the end of their lives, and Bidie is different from ordinary butterflies. The scales on their wings will fall off automatically before the end of their lifespan. The scale powder is non-toxic and has medicinal value similar to ginseng, but there is no contraindication to taking ginseng, and it also has the effect of detoxification.

The villagers of Heishi Village drank the mountain spring water made of Bi Butterfly Scale Powder since they were young, and they are all strong and healthy.

When Bu Tian was in Heishi Village, he would drink the scale powder in water every two or three days. He also collected a few bottles of scale powder at home. Unfortunately, when he returned to reality, he could not bring the scale powder back with him. Can be given to Tang Hui as a gift.

Collecting scale powder is also a meticulous work, but Bu Tian has also been doing it for six years and has long been skilled, so the speed is still very fast.

When he collected the last blue butterfly scale powder, there were voices talking outside. One was from Yuanxiao, and there was another woman's voice. His voice was a bit sharp, but he seemed to be very familiar with Yuanxiao.

Bu Tian guessed that the woman who came here should be the aunt whom the Lantern Festival said yesterday. He collected the last bit of scale powder before leaving the study.

In the kitchen, a fat woman was pointing out Lantern Festival. Lantern Festival saw Bu Tian first and said hello, "Mr. Bu, it'll be two minutes. You can sit first."

"Mr. Bu got up so early today?" The fat aunt was a little surprised, and then a little embarrassed: "I haven't cooked my breakfast yet, and I haven't cooked the rice yet..."

Bu Tian: "Just do something simple."

"Can noodles be okay? I brought your favorite braised beef, and I'll give you a bowl of noodles?" said the fat aunt.

"Auntie Li, I made egg pancakes, fried bacon, and milk here, why do you still want to go down?" Yuanxiao was a little anxious when he heard that, this was an opportunity for him to show, how could he be stabbed?

Aunt Li smiled and said, "Two egg pancakes and a few slices of bacon, how can you two lads eat enough?"

Lantern looked at the two thin egg pancakes with chopped green onion on the plate, and the four slices of bacon that were almost burnt... Not to mention the two of them, even he alone was not enough to fill the gap between his teeth.

Finally, there were egg cakes and bacon made by Lantern Festival, beef noodles made by Aunt Li and a soup dumpling made by her in a hurry. Appetite men, these are actually not enough.

When Bu Tian and Lantern Festival were having breakfast, Aunt Li started to pack up the clothes that Bu Tian had changed. When she saw the clothes and trousers that were obviously not Bu Tian style hanging on the balcony, she was stunned for a moment, and then she was really ready to take them. Come down and take it to the laundromat.

Yuanxiao Yuguang saw that he didn't care about table manners, so he hurriedly stopped her: "Auntie Li, I don't need to send my clothes for washing, they are worthless." It's already considered free to eat and live for free, but it's not good to take advantage of others.

Aunt Li looked embarrassed: "But the clothes are hanging..."

The balcony of a wealthy family is really not used for drying. Even though the balcony of the living room of Butian’s house has a complete set of drying equipment and a washing machine, it is still brand new so far. .

Lantern also knows that the clothes he hangs are "obstructing the city's appearance", but he only has two sets of clothes this season. There was no clothes to wear the next day, so I had to shamelessly use the drying rack.

Both of them looked at Bu Tian with their eyes. Bu Tian liked that the house was clean and tidy, but since the balcony was equipped with a drying rack, it could naturally be used for drying.

The Lantern Festival, who received a clear answer from Bu Tian, ​​smiled again, but Auntie Li looked a little strange when she saw Lantern Festival, but her job content was only two meals a day and housework on weekdays, not including the host's gossip. Didn't ask any questions.

When the study was cleaned, Aunt Li saw that there were several breeding boxes in the study. She didn't care, but the wind centipede climbed out of the breeding box and let out the wind, which shocked Aunt Li: "How could there be Centipede?" After shouting, he grabbed the rag and chased after him.

Bu Tian's brows moved, and before he could speak, Lantern first stopped people: "Auntie Li, Auntie Li, the centipede is Mr. Bu's pet."

"Pet?" Auntie Li looked at Bu Tian suspiciously.

Bu Tian nodded, leaned over and stretched out his hand, the wind centipede climbed up along his fingers, seeing that both Yuan Xiao and Aunt Li had their scalps numb.

"They don't take the initiative to attack people, when you do housework..." Bu Tian didn't continue, and instead said, "I will close the lid of the breeding box, don't touch the breeding box when you clean it, they are very poisonous. "To be on the safe side, it's better to keep them in the breeding box during the day.

Aunt Li's face was a little stiff, and she said reluctantly, "How could Mr. Bu keep a poisonous pet? What if he accidentally bites himself?"

Naturally, Bu Tian would not explain it to her, but only told her: "Remember not to touch the breeding box."

Aunt Li felt that this job was a bit hot.

Bu Tian could see her concerns, glanced at the study which was not very spacious, and simply said, "You don't need to clean the study in the future."

Aunt Li was slightly overjoyed when she heard that, but she still asked tentatively: "Will your pet crawl out of the breeding box by itself? If it is behind me when I do housework, I accidentally step on it... And your centipede is blue, definitely It’s still a rare breed, it should be very expensive…”

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"Mr. Bu, I think Aunt Li is actually very resistant to your pet." After getting in the car, Lantern couldn't help but say to Bu Tian.

Bu Tian didn't say anything, but Aunt Li was not afraid of wind centipedes, but after hearing him say that the poison was very strong, she showed obvious resistance. Although wind centipedes were very poisonous, if they were really targeted, they wanted to kill them. It's also easy.

"Do you think Aunt Li will resign?" Lantern asked.

Bu Tian: "I don't know." Compared with Aunt Li's resignation, he is more worried about his five poisons and Bi Die. They are very common in Heishi Village, but maybe they are the only ones in the real world. It also takes effort, and he feels distressed if there is one less.

When he turned around, he saw Yuanxiao's eyes, and asked casually, "What do you think?"

As soon as Lantern Festival heard this, his eyes lit up immediately: "Mr. Bu, what do you think of me?"

Bu Tian: "???"

Lantern Festival: "If Aunt Li really resigns, do you think I can take her class?"

Bu Tian: "..." He shouldn't have asked.

Lantern said seriously: "Mr. Bu, I asked Aunt Li, her job is to cook breakfast and dinner for you every day from Monday to Friday, wash and clean the clothes you changed from the previous day, except for Cooking is my shortcoming, but please believe that my learning ability is really strong, as long as I have seen how to cook once, I can learn."

Butian doesn't know if his learning ability is strong or not, but he can be sure that the black sesame stuffed dumplings have a neat mouth and a thin skin.

"Auntie Li also said that the standard for preparing dinner for you is four dishes and one soup. Five days a week, it is 20 dishes without repeating the same dishes. In two weeks... I think I can spend half a month learning her craftsmanship. "The Lantern Festival is still working on a small abacus.

Bu Tian: "...you only ate the beef noodles she made in the morning, and now you plan to take her job, are you kind?"

Lantern looked at him, blinked, and said innocently, "I didn't want to steal her rice..." Before he said the word "bowl", he changed his words: "Mr. Bu, the white Hyundai at the back followed us all the way, just like yesterday. ?"

Bu Tian did not speak, and continued to focus on driving.

Lantern pursed his lips, and asked carefully, "Is that Mr. Cui?"

Bu Tian still didn't speak, Yuanxiao turned his head and pouted his lips where he couldn't see it, and rolled his eyes, after making these two expressions, he turned his face again and said, "Mr. Bu, I think it is necessary to explain to Mr. Cui. Clearly, you and I are just a creditor-debtor relationship, not the 'that' relationship he thought." He emphasized "that".

Wen Sheng Bu Tian finally gave Lantern a look, and after looking at him, Bu Tian focused on driving as usual.

Lantern Festival: "..." How can this person pretend to be so cool?

Just when Lantern Festival didn't have any hope for Bu Tian to speak, Bu Tian threw out a sentence: "The creditor will not let the debtor live in his own home."

Lantern Festival: "…"

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