There’s Always a Paranoid Staring at Me

Chapter 101: Tiger tail is so funny

    Although Hufeng refused to exchange the white key for salt without any negotiation, the priest still had the cheek to come here several times to convince Hufeng, and even promised to pay After going out to Bai Key, find her another ten or eight women who are prettier and more delicate than Bai Key.

    Hu Feng couldn't shove the priest out of the house directly, and ignored the old man.

    She went out to hunt a hare in the morning, and after peeling and bloodletting at noon, she marinated it with salt and peppercorns found by Baikey for an afternoon.

    The oil spilled from the rabbit skin even dripped onto the fire, making a crackling sound.

    The aroma permeated the whole room, Bai Key's stomach seemed to receive a signal, and roared loudly, even the priest, who was originally sad, showed drooling eyes.

    Hu Feng heroically tore off a rabbit leg, cut it into finger-sized pieces with a knife, found a wooden stick to cut it at one end, and gave her a knife, just like It was an ancient Western knife and fork, and handed it to Bai Key: "Eat it." She added another bowl of wild vegetable soup with a poached egg lying in it, placed it in front of Bai Key, and ordered, "Drink some soup, don't choke. on."

     

    Under the priest's drooling eyes, Bai Keyo buried his head in eating meat without pressure, and his mouth was full of oil, looking at the tiger's wind. He couldn't help but chuckle.

    Hu Feng pressed the corner of Bai Key's mouth with his thumb and helped her remove the oil stain: "There are so many more, all of them are yours, what's the hurry?"

    Bai Key raised his head, looked at Hu Feng's affectionate eyes, and blushed unconsciously.

     

    "Cough cough." A hoarse cough came in. When she came in, Bai Jiao came back to her senses, lowered her head in a panic, almost knocked over the soup on the table, and the tips of her shy ears burst red. , his face was almost buried in the soup on the table.

    Hu Feng, who was interrupted by the good things, looked displeased and said, "The priest should have lunch too."

    The priest looked at the fragrant roasted rabbit on the grill and nodded: "Yes."

    Hu Feng said: "Then the priest, go back quickly, people are old, but they are not hungry." After that, he went out and called two children to come over, and one gave a small piece of meat. , "Quickly send the priest back."

    The two children got the meat, stuffed it into their mouths and chewed happily, promising to complete the task, urging the priest who didn't want to leave to return home.

    Watching the priest go out, Hufeng rolled his eyes and muttered something in a low voice.

    I have never seen such a suffocated tiger wind, Bai Key looked at it and laughed unconsciously.

    Hu Feng suddenly looked at her.

    Bai Key's scalp was numb and horrified, and a layer of goose bumps appeared on his body.

    What kind of look is this, the person who sees it is very scared.

    Bai Key lowered his head and twisted his fingers tightly.

    Hu Feng suddenly squatted down, took her hand and looked up at her: "You laughed!"

    Hufeng was a little excited, but more happy: "You look so good when you smile."

    "..." Bai Yue was taken aback by her, and couldn't help complaining to the system, "I thought she found something, I really want to say that I never laughed, making a fuss of."

    The system wants to say that it is not the same, whether it is different from the previous smile to others, or to himself.

    But the specifics are different, it can't be said, and it simply doesn't speak.

    Hu Feng leaned forward, kissed the corner of her lips, and whispered, "You are so beautiful, and your smile is even more beautiful. I am willing to pay any price for this smile."

    Bai Key's heart suddenly trembled, and she stared at Hu Feng, wondering why she suddenly mentioned this.

    Hu Feng looked at her reverently: "Promise me, laugh more in the future, okay?"

    To be honest, Bai Key was a little scared at this moment, she shrank her hands subconsciously, like a tortoise, swish her head into its shell, and only recovered after safety Come.

      One point, except in bed, I will never make you frown or shed a tear."

    If these words were left in the usual way, Bai Key would have been excited, but at this moment—she suddenly felt a little terrified.

     

    Bai Key snorted and hooked the corners of his lips.

    But then I thought that this was just a flirtatious word, Hu Feng just said it casually, but he was attracted, which is ridiculous enough.

    I heard a lot of love stories before, she didn't believe a word, she believed her without reason.

    Perhaps because this is a primitive society, there is no moral restraint, everyone is very open to desire. The love of her - also shown nakedly, she couldn't help but believe it.

    Bai Key thought, I can't delay any longer, it's time to leave.

    The system suddenly said: "Every time you leave in a hurry, is it because you are afraid that they will really like you?"

    Bai Key pursed his lips and said nothing.

    The system said: "Then don't you think it's too late?" I am afraid that these people have already fallen in love with Bai Yue, and her departure will not stop the loss in time, it will only bring them lost The endless pain and suffering of love.

    Bai Key grinned wryly when he heard this, lowered his head and muttered to himself: "Why are you afraid that they will like me? It’s just a whim, and there are other people without me, how can I really like me? What am I worthy of their liking?” I was just afraid that I really liked them. and escape.

    Like now, she can't wait to commit suicide on the spot, so that she can completely cut off her thoughts and not humiliate herself.

    But Bai Key can't, after all, Hufeng gave him a good memory, especially - she lives really well, Bai Key feels that in order to repay her hard work, he has to find her Die unseen.

    The original emotions were suppressed to the extreme, and the system was annoyed that he had said the wrong thing, and he was worried that he didn't know how to comfort Bai Key, but he didn't expect - sure enough, it was superfluous!

    …

    When Bai Key was taken out by Tiger Wind to let the wind out, he quietly asked the priest to speak to the priest and brought back some drowsy herbs.

    While grinding the herbal medicine, Bai Keyu said with emotion: "Time flies so fast, I still remember the medicine I gave Luan last time, this dazzling, passing through thousands of flowers, I don't even know what the first flower smells like."

    The system sneered: "I remember my allergies were so swollen that my mother didn't even know it, right?"

    White key: "..." Sorry, I really can't remember this.

    In case the last embarrassing thing happened again, Bai Keyo put the medicine into Hufeng's job very normally this time, watching her drink it defenselessly.

    Hufeng has been living in the cage with Baiyao for the past two days. It has turned into a white tiger, and its claws lightly wraps Baiyao in its arms, and its huge body blocks the exit of the cage .

    The people sent by the priest almost didn't find the white key's person, until the white key crawled out from under the tiger's claws with difficulty, sticking out a head.

    Bai Key was trapped inside, waving his hands vigorously, motioning for help.

    People: "..." I was a little scared and didn't dare to go there.

    Fortunately, under the weight of the medicine, Bai Key finally walked out on the body of the white tiger.

    She turned her head back and took a last look at the sleeping Hufeng, and said with rare affection: "Goodbye."

    Seeing the priest, Bai Key only made one request, that is, the things she exchanged should be handed over to Hufeng for more than half.

    There is also a small request, I hope someone can cremate himself after his death.

    After all, the tribe over there paid money to buy a corpse, and they were so angry that they didn’t know what to do with their corpse.

    It was not a difficult task, and the priests agreed one by one, so Bai Key willingly followed the other party.

    …

    Hu Feng never dreamed that she would be deceived by her cute and submissive little slave, and what she did not expect was that there is no chance of remedy for the only mistake.

    When she woke up and found that something was wrong and went to the priest for the first time, the priest took out a stone urn in embarrassment.

    Hu Feng looked at the stone urn and asked in a hoarse voice, "Did she leave anything for me before she left?"

    "She said thank you." The priest looked at Hufeng, who was not too sad, and was a little worried that she was too sad, and stared at her, for fear that she would suddenly go crazy.

    Hu Feng's eyes showed a gentle look, she stepped forward and gently took Bai Key's ashes, the corner of her mouth raised slightly: "Thank me for what, you are worth it."

    "You go first again." Hu Feng complained in a low voice, "When can you wait for me, when can you look up at me?"

    The priest thought she was crazy, and showed a panicked look: "The beast **** is above, may the beast **** bless my tribe Tiger Wind..."

    Hu Feng smiled slightly, looked at the priest and shook his head, turned and left with the stone urn in both hands.

    She left completely, and left the tribe with Bai Ying.

    Later someone said that she had seen Hufeng in the depths of the jungle. She was holding a slave at that time.

    But the distance is too far, the slave is dirty, and the beast is inferior.

    Gouya, who got the news, also went to find it, but he didn't even see a figure, and it was dangerous to go deeper, so he gave up.

    After that, there was no news of Tiger Wind.

    The author has something to say:  Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! A lot of people look at the first two and think they are LSP, but in fact, I really don't have a direct description.

    So everyone calm down in the comment area~ Don’t lead to misunderstanding by other people~ Bi Xinxin~ I love you~

    I have slept with toothache for two days, and I have no words. Do you miss me~

    I won't say my face is bigger in the future, it can be bigger~

    I also have a wisdom tooth, I'm already thinking about not pulling it out, it's too difficult to pull it out once.

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